Kanako is my mommy, and she's so pretty even when she's all sleepy!
She must be pretty when drunk and tipsy too
>>15163442
Dude I'm gonna do a mating press with your mom.
>>15163442
Your mommy has nice titties, she has plenty of milk to share and I want some.
>>15163600
Sorry, sons only
>>15163630
I'm your father, kid.
I love Mom!
>>15163625
I want mommy's milk too!
>>15163625
>Condom
How am I supposed to make her a mother if she insists on that?
>>15163442
I want to worship Mom!
Mama's titties!
dude your mom's my wife
I want to completely destroy your mom.
>>15176750
A mother's first time belongs to her son. It's the law, and it's enforced.
>>15176896
You're full of shit, and I don't care if you're right anyway.
>this thread
Your mommy is dead
>>15179136
First time on the jay?
If you don't like it get outenjoy your stay
>>15179136
happy birthday mein Freund
Please tell Mom you love her for Mothers Day.
why is /jp/ so mazacon
>>15194278
I don't have a mom, she died when I was young. Sometimes I like to pretend Hijirin is my mom though.
>>15179136
When did he say that?
Giving mommy a kiss!
>>15194308
Does that make Ichirin your auntie?
>>15163625
Mom's big !!!!
I never really understood why anyone would worship the god of get rich quick schemes that hilariously blow up in your face.
>>15211388
SoPM paints her as the most business-savvy.
In fact, while the two others clearly invoke religious ideals during the interview, Kanako is more interested in earthly matters; in fact, she introduced herself as the person "in charge of the Moriya Shrine's affairs" (instead of the resident deity).
Seeing as the shrine thrives in spite of its location, that one episode with the bird was likely just a single miscalculation.
>>15198493
What a hot hag.
>>15200044
Yeah.
>>15211388
Thats one reason I hate her.
If she is so great at getting me rich, why does she need donations for her shrine?
Kanako is a fraud.
I would jsut give my money to Reimu, I dont get why she doesnt get more donations given she is the barrier maiden. I mean if the barrier maiden died wouldnt the barrier be fucked? Meanign Reimu (and Yukari and Ran) are the most important people due to their relationship with the barrier?
>>15211706
>I dont get why she doesnt get more donations given she is the barrier maiden
I think Reimu's shrine seldom gets visited because of all the youkai that hang around there. People are too scared.
>>15211738
Doesn't help that she is too chummy with the human eating abominations.
>>15211738
Who cares? If she dies Gensokyo would be fucked.
Also Reimu should be viewed highly given she solves so many incidents. The only youkai who consistently hang around her shrine are Suika, Shinmyomaru and Kasen. Yukari visits but isnt exactly living there. Hell Yukari hasnt got a record of attacking humans, they have no reason to fear her.
>>15211789
That last example is just silly.
>>15211819
>That last example is just silly.
>Strangely, this youkai rarely attacks humans.
>A youkai that never attacks humans is by definition not a youkai, so it is assumed that she does somewhere.
>As she can freely visit the outside world, it's speculated that she attacks humans in the outside world (*5).
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yukari_Yakumo
Only outsiders need to fear her.
>>15223185
all i want is life is my dick being wrapped by mom's tits so i can cum just under that mirror and then have her go on her day with my sticky cum slipping under her breast while desperately tries to hide it
>>15228930
Kanak walking around the whole day with your seed in her bra! I'd love photos of her mortified face as she tries to hide it from everyone.
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