How wrong is this?
>>15160054
Well, for one, Flan's arms are missing
>>15160054
not very as it is SDM tea-time VIP treatment including free pick up and carry to SDM gate and back to the shrine (limited time/customers only)
>>15160054
It's not me carrying Reimu off for a night of hot debauchery.
>>15160054
Very.
>>15160054
Its adultery.
Remi isn't watching.
>>15160054
>I can carry you because i am older.
Cute, CUTE
>>15160054
It's wrong that there's only like 4 or 5 doujins of Reimu doing Flan.
>>15160523
like this?
>>15166445
What is Superman going to do with that ship?
>>15167301
Trow it in the trash where it belongs
>>15167301
He's going to save it.
>>15160523
Reimu should pay more attention to Remi!
Reimu Flan is basically as canon as it gets. I mean their outfits look kinda the same, might as well be fucking on screen
Is there anything better than Touhou shipping?
>>15167393
>>15167745
>Touhou
Never heard of it, is it any good?
>>15168364
nah.
>>15167611
and the whole marriage thing.
>>15160054
If it's wrong, then being right is overrated.
>>15163835
Truly a crime against humanity.
Also, they talked to each other once, that means they want to fug. Just like all characters that talk to each other only once. Everyone X everyone is the canon 2hu ship.
What 2hus make the best lesbians? I'd say Alice,Sakuya and Aya.
>>15172133
Alice, Patchy
>>15172133
Yuuka is top dyke.
>>15173397
Alternatively, here's a blushing and bashful Yuuka.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/762466/fac30f5d0d/
>>15173397
Can I please have a link, at all?
>>15172133
Youmu!
>>15173444
Here you go. Be sure to check out Nakatani's other stuff.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/668908/098c010c74/
Yuri is like the ultimate bullshit. Everybody knows that women will destroy one another if left to their own devices.
This is a pretty uncommon pairing.
>>15173511
this is why hate yuri is the best
>>15173478
Thank you, it was very good.
Sorry yurifags, but Rinno owns all touhoes.
>>15160054
Flan isn't really that crippled with her feet turned in like that
>>15168285
This reminds me of Remilia yelling "batmaaaaaaaaaaaan!" all drunk n chit riding that elephant in that Mexican touhou video
Flan-chan doing the mating press on Reimu with her huge futa dick!
>>15173511
This is why Mokou and Kaguya are the best
>>15173876
Truly.
>>15173511
it's almost like this is all fictional and embellished
>>15173924
That artist got a bunch of his pixiv works deleted for some reason, including uploads with dozens of pages in them.
>>15174498
MAOR
>>15170671
>>15163835
speak of the devil.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56716911
>>15167301
Snap it's neck
>>15173876
>>15178587
Is she teaching her ball busting?
>>15178777
Why can't you just learn Japanese?
>>15178791
Damn cocky nerd, I'll bust your balls out.
Is ittime?
>>15173736
Who?
>>15179362
>>15173736but only the men [/spolier]
Satori has an unhealthy love for her little sister.
>>15179549
Delete this NOW.
>>15179362
Alright, here you go. Canon Touhou pairing!
>>15179556
Remilia goes with Reimu. Flan goes with Marisa.
It's the natural order of things.
>>15173788
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NS3rPdgjAY
she has not uploaded anything new in months
>>15179683
>Flan goes with Marisa.
Why?
>>15180670
It's just more popular than Reimu x Flan.
There's even some MariFlan in Fantasy Kaleidoscope.
>>15180670
Circlejerking. Because most people can't think for themselves and just follow what other people are doing.
>>15181065
But why does Marisa go with Flan in the first place?
>>15181212
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Story/Reimu%27s_Extra
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Story/Marisa%27s_Extra
Compare these two. I believe Flan hit it off more with Marisa than Reimu.
>>15181412
Please stop using ''it's more likely than reimu x flan'' as a reason, I'm asking why is there Marisa x Flan in the first place, regardless of other pairings.
Also I don't see anything there, Flandre says ''marry who?'' and Marisa says ''I'll introduce you to a girl at a shrine'', is that it?
>>15181456
>>15181412
I'm pretty sure it's just because Reimu had Remilia due to those hugs in her EoSD endings, so they went with the other sister for the other playable character without any actual reason other than filling in the blanks. People like symmetry.
Marisa interacted with Sakuya in her endings in EoSD, that's also why >>15179556 makes more sense then Marisan and Flan.
Can we stop autisting over canon pairings?
None of these pairings will ever happen, but they are cute so just post it
>>15183426
Dykes are NOT cute.
>>15183438
if lesbos aren't cute what is?
>>15183445
dicks
>>15183474
You are almost right, the only thing better than dykes are two traps dyking it up
>>15183504
>traps
>dyking
???
Can moon rabbits love moon princesses?
>>15189167
that's bestiality you sick fuck.
>>15190685
It's only bestiality when the rabbit ears grow where the normal human ears should be.
>yuri
I think deleting your folder is a good idea, anon.
>>15190882
don't tell me what to do.
you're not my mom.
>>15168364
It's shit, avoid it like the plague, lest you to join us in this waking nightmare.
Youmu loves big boobs.
>>15197760
Youmu looooooooves big boobs.
>>15197760
Mokou dressed as a maid is cute.
>>15197846
But China dress Mokou is even better.
>>15183474
where?
>>15197852
only thing better than china dresses are sundresses
>>15207111
This is wrong. WRONG.
>>15208119
Shrine maidens can love other shrine maidens.
>>15208478
They can but I love Sanae and dislike Reimu so I say it's wrong. WRONG.
>>15179805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BPYguIlHYU
>>15208631
who cares about you nerd.
>>15179556
This pairing was pretty popular before the magic team in IN nearly killed it. IIRC it was in one of the few doujinshi that ZUN publicly commented on, complimenting the dialog. That was in the early days there were few enough doujinshi that they would send a copy directly to ZUN. The post can probably still be found on some archive of his old blog, but it requires also looking up old defunct circles to cross reference.
>>15209938
dude ZUN has made 2 whole books that had yuri doujins from other artists in them, BAiJR and SDV. SakuXMari isn't special, it's just like the rest.
>>15209938
What was the early days of touhou doujinshi like?
Also what's the name of the MariSaku doujin?
>>15214909
Pocky game!
>>15215091
>>15215144
Yuri NTR!
>>15215091
>>15215168
Only one person can have the Marisa.
>>15215268
Saber?!
>>15215273
>How come there hasn't been a doujin with the premise of either Reimu or Marisa breaking through Sakuya's cool and elegant exterior by somehow being to able move in her timestop?
there has.
http://exhentai.org/g/439607/69d72bd177/
http://exhentai.org/g/829891/c5f327748e/
>>15215461
meant to quote >>15215445
>>15215268
>>15215273
How come there hasn't been a doujin with the premise of either Reimu or Marisa breaking through Sakuya's cool and elegant exterior by somehow being to able move in her timestop? It sounds like a cool set-up, an invader trespassing in Sakuya's personal "world" of stopped time would shake her to her core. I say Reimu or Marisa because I can't see anyone else pulling it off.
>>15215461
Isn't that just smut?
>>15215665
>Smut: Highly developed stories with love lines and other things that appeal to women that also include alot of sexually explicit scenes.
??
>>15209955
>>15209938
>Dykefaggots actually think ZUN cares about their disgusting non-canon pairings
Holy fuck the delusion is sickening
>>15215671
There's nothing highly developed about futa Reimu banging the SDM into submission.
>>15215737
That's what YOU think.
>>15215737
I'd say Reimu is lookin' pretty developed in a few of these if you know what I mean
>>15215704
But it is canon anon.
Have you never thought about why Reimu only massacres male youkais? That is because the very reality of Gensokyo is powered by Yuri faith, when the Yuri faith breaks down there's no Gensokyo.
How else would you explain Reimus murderous behavior against male youkais while she just drinks tea and is friendly with the females that's done way worse stuff? That's because these cute female youkais are potentially yuri partners and helps to power up the yuri faith that is the very pillar of Gensokyo.
>>15215028
I'm amazed Yuyuko hasn't inhaled the pocky stick already... And then chewed on Yukari's face.
>>15215694
I guess Touhou isn't allowed here since there's a videogame board after all.
Or japanese culture for that matter since there's /int/ for that.
in a world where 99,5% of the named character are girls, there's not much non-yuri to be had, unless you want to pair everyone with Rinnosuke, and have a extreme harem that eventually will go boat
>>15209938
I don't remember exactly what were in those other than the subtexty MariAli one in BAiJR. I guess another thing worth mentioning could be ZUN's comments in a SSiB interview about Aki Eda's drawings of Reimu and Marisa (which happen to pretty much all be yuri).
>>15210043
You would have to check the archive of ZUNs blog and probably trace the circle names to their earliest works. You can probably find links to an archive on a Touhou wiki. However finding the circle websites is the harder part since most of them dispersed, including the one that made that doujin. Alternatively you could try to find an archived /jp/ thread from around 2011 or so where I posted my findings (good fucking luck).
The first link in >>15219488 should be to >>15209955
>>15215960
No I don't know what you mean, please be more specific.
Every touhou wants to fuck Alice..
>>15232114
Do they even know she exists?
>>15232114
This is true.
Mokou is excited when she sees her girlfriend get intimate with another woman!
>>15183521
a boy is just a girl with a penis
>>15234727
Incorrect.
>>15238948
That's an unusual shipping I've not seen before.
>>15241261
>>15246562
Man, I love Sankuma. One of my favorite artists.
>>15164186
>Tanned vampire
>>15234444
Criminally underrated pairing. The depictions where Kaguya and Mokou are into it are even better.
>>15263073
lots of sunscreen
>>15271312
Nope, it's unusual because it's not drawn often.
>>15271341
> in the series so shipping/sexual wankery is stupid as hell.
There's no porn either so by your logic all artist that don't draw things that are strictly canon are also ''stupid as hell''.
Why do you care about what artists want to draw? You sure are autistic to be bothered by fanart, especially since ZUN endorses derivative works to the point where he even lets fans make official works for him at times like Inaba of the Moon & Earth and the fighting games.
>unlike yurifags who aggressively push their shipping in everyone's faces.
Sounds like you're just angry at them to the point of making shit up, where do you see anyone saying ''MY SHIP IS CANON''?
>>15271341
>None of those guys actually believe the shit they draw is canon, unlike yurifags who aggressively push their shipping in everyone's faces
>>15271361
>Sounds like you're just angry at them to the point of making shit up
He is.
>>15272692
Okay, I like this one. Both used to being hated, communication problems sorted, etc
>>15276049
>yurifags are INFAMOUS for shitposting anything that implies their precious ships aren't literally 100% canon.
See? You're doing it again. You're so angry at them that you start making things up to justify your anger. Where do you see that in this thread? Nowhere, in fact, this and the last thread are basically crack pairings general.
>You have never seen the ginormous multi-thread TANTRUMS of screaming and bawling /u/ throws whenever a yuriship get sunk.
Good thing that has nothing to do with this thread.
Are you done?
>>15274168
Oh boy. Reimu is going to tenderly love that mouse isn't she?
>>15276381
>>15276397
s-s-somebody call shou.
>>15276466
>>15284968
Kogasanae or Sanaya?
>>15284974
I'm gonna have to pick Sanaya.
Yuyuko loves Youmu!
>>15284978
What about Sanaeiga?
>>15284995
That's a rare pairing.
>>15284974
Kogasanae!
>>15284989
>>15287485
M-mamizou...?
>>15287593
I don't Kosuzu even knows who Mami is.
>>15287599
I'm sure she has no problem recognizing the mysterious old lady that goes to her library every now and then.
Which just so happens to be the same person that's about to kiss Reimu in that picture up there.
This thread is perfect for my "weird pairings" folder.
>>15290177
Some ships just don't make much sense.
>>15290275
Those are the most fun.
>>15284974
Sanaya for president
>>15290480
Where can I read this?
>>15293970
Buy it from Reitaisai two years ago.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=43326984
>>15294082
What a shame.
>>15294136
Isn't it though? Such a great cover and I can't really find it on the usual bookseller sites.
>>15292561
How about Santori?
>>15189167
Lucky bunny.
>>15173736
But that is wrong. The only sex he gets is with his hand.
>>15290177
I love nonsensical pairings.
>>15295412
Why does Reimu get all the girls?
>>15295517
Generally that's what happens when you're the main character.
>>15295538
Marisa's a main character too. I wonder which of the two gets paired up with more girls?
>>15285013
>>15295517
Money and power are attractive, and despite having no money, Reimu is the most powerful person around.
>>15295517
>>15296722
Her armpits emit pheromones that attract youkai.
>>15295538
Obviously Marisa. She gets all the bitches
>>15295573
Yeah but not THE main character. Marisa's like the Joey Wheeler of the group.
>>15296962
Marisa is literally Reimu's dog.
>>15281400
>>15294792
The weirder the better.
>>15298010
>>15297490
>>15299433
I really wish that artist did more.
Not that Reimu x Anybody is that strange because of main character status, but that image in particular really gets me going for some reason.
>>15299453
that artist does Reimu x Anybody.
>>15299433
>>15299453
His faces look too asian for me.
>>15299654
He stopped drawing that way.
>>15301282
>>15215168
I remember that doujin where Marisa, reimu, yukari and alice are having a foursome. Alice NTR.
>>15301289
Marisa gets paired up with everyone.
>>15304587That's not Marisa
>>15304597I like giving that one anon work to do.
>>15304504
I must know the name of this doujin.
GrannyMarisaxAlice is making me sad.
>>15304659
This artist.
>>15304647
I forgot the name, I'm gonna check up on it again later, I'll post it here by then.
>>15304670
I love Aki Eda's ReiMari.
>>15304687
weird how ZUN let her draw SSiB knowing that she could jam in shipping suggestions at any time.
>>15304709
ZUN also commented on her yuri drawings according to >>15219488
I'd love to actually find the interview in question.
>>15219488
>subtexty MariAli one in BAiJR.
I don't see it.
>>15304741
I misinterpreted what the anon posted. ZUN commented on how cute she could draw Reimu and Marisa but there's no mention of her yuri drawings.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Silent_Sinner:_Interview_with_ZUN
>>15215704
Sumireko crying over Mokou leaving after having just met her and fought, the latter then wishing she could stay with her, then sharing that sentiment again at the end of Reimu's route (even Reimu notices and explicitly points it out), can only be described as disgustingly forced.
I'm hoping ZUN had nothing to do with that and it was all Twilight Frontier shipperfaggotry, seeing as how they already made Mokou like how she's in fanon (cool mcbadass) rather than how she was in IN. ZUN is known for letting others create canon, like Inaba of the Moon & Earth.
Will yurishits stop at nothing to grasp at any tangential facts that might validate their retarded ships? Why can't we just leave shipfaggotry in the fanon sphere?
>>15304872
I don't know why you people enter these threads if they trigger you so much. You're like those leftist sites that deliberately search twitter and youtube comments and make articles about how triggering they are.
>>15304920
He's just mad that he got banned a few days ago >>>/qa/540824
>>15304920
>trigger
Way to fuck project. I enjoy shipping Touhous as much as any other guy. Hell, I ship Reimu with that guy from FS, and we know how baseless that is.
The difference here is, I realise full well my ships aren't canon and don't spend 50+ posts grasping at straws to prove it's "viable" or "likely" in any way.
Ship Touhous if it pleases your dick. But leave canon alone.
>>15305120
Nobody here implied canon in any way for weeks, you raging autist. Most of the time its just been enjoying the really oddball pairings because of how obviously absurd they are.
>>15305151
First week on /jp/?
>>15304647
As promised senpai
(C81) [TEX-MEX (Red Bear)] Touhou Enrashou Yukari (Touhou Project)
http://exhentai.org/g/448663/5914e868f4/
>>15305234
>>15305239
>>15305234
>>15305239
>>15305247I've actually read this but thanks anyway.
The artist also did a two parter where reimu gets caught by the SDM and raped by futa flan until she gets mindbroken.Then marisa shows up and unmindbreaks reimu while proclaiming reimu her woman.
>>15305462
and that one is the prequel for >>15305234.
>>15266993
I wouldn't mind seeing more of these two together.
>>15304587
What is that thing? A combination hang glider-moped?
