Could you guys speak down a bit?
Class has started.
>>15072240
I-I'm being quiet, Miss Baker!while I'm fapping in the back of the room
>>15072240
>speak down
>to speak in a condescending manner
Fuck, I forgot to do my homework again.
>>15072240
I RABU YOU BEIKAH SENSEI
Man, I want to cuddle Ms. Baker!
>>15072240
HEY PAUL
>>15072240
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S ELLEN!
Let's play the "who can say penis the loudest without chickening out" game!
>>15073058
You won't win, I always start at a shout
Why no kawaii teacher to teach us Japanese?
PENIS
>>15073130
I hated that. It's not as fun playing that way because there's no build up and anyone who hears it the first time isn't listening and won't fully recognize what was said.
>>15072240
ベイカー先生！！
「COCK」って何ですか？！
「DICK」って何ですか？！
>>15072240
No puta, No
>>15074570
Are you bullying her!?
>>15072240
Let's learn American Urban speak!
Please fill in the sentence:
____ Tha Police
>>15074749
Thank
>>15074750
Get out
>>15074749
Luv
Sorry Mom
I mean Mrs. Baker, fuck!
>>15074817
Hahahaha Baaaaaka
>>15074749
>>15072883
You didn't forget.
Also I'm not sure what I'm implying with this image.
>>15074817
What is the proper thing to say when she IS your mom?
>>15074994
I think there's an unwritten rule that says teachers should never teach their own children.
>>15074994
whatever you can think up in the 0.7 seconds it takes for the rest of the class to decide how hard they will laugh at you (very hard)
Physical education with Baker sensei~!
>>15074749
Have sex with
>>15075006
When I was in elementary school one of my classmates was the teacher's son.
We all hated him.
>>15075006
My mother was my highschool chemistry teacher. I just called her mom, no one seemed to care.
>>15075310
/jp/ is literally /a/ with more amount of weaboos
>>15075410
>more amount of
>>15075566
uh oh
>>15075410
>>15076412
Looks like Ms. Baker needs to help you improve your english writing skills
>>15075310
>not anime
>not manga
It seems to me like it's you who needs to fuck off.
>>15078604
Gonna have the pull the cummer out for this one.
Ellen-chan-sensei a cute.
>>15078808
I want to FUCK Miss Ellen-chan Baker-sensei!
Why do you want her to get fired /jp/
She only wants to teach you the English language
I want to take Ms. Baker on a date to a Red Sox game when she comes back home!
>>15078800
Face looks like moot.
>>15079571
Fuck, now I see it. Why would you do that?
>>15079571
>>15079631
Moot became the (not so) little girl!
Dreams DO come true!
I want to bash Ms. Baker's face in with a mallet!
>>15079571
>>15080149
RIP moop
never 4get
>>15080549
1889-1945
Founder of 9gag
Baker-sensei's paizuri!
>>15074749
Respect
>>15075376
> Tfw your mom grades your exams or homework and you do poorly.
> Can't even hide it from her.
Literally nightmares.
>>15078808
I want to fuck those tiles.
>>15073011
>>15072967
PAUL ALLEN
That's no way to hold an axe. Or a bat.
>>15081438
Get on the floor
>>15081305
The first quotation is from the OP.
The second is from this dictionary: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/speak%20down
The OP is pretending to write the words of the English teacher "Ellen Baker", who is an English teacher from America, but ironically uses the wrong verb in this sentence changing the meaning. The image of Karen is from Kiniro Mosaic, from a scene where she declares the English teacher's use of the English language to be 'awkward'.
By replying to the OP's post with this image, and giving those two quotations, I have set up the illusion that Karen is, in-fact, replying to Ellen Baker herself, calling the OP's less than perfect ability to use the language, and more importantly, fulfilling the mistaken request to be spoken down to by doing so.
I hope you deem my use of quotations acceptable in creating this high quality /jp/ content.
>>15082053
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>15083217
FUCK THE RED SOX
Dodger Blue son! The real weeb baseball team!
>>15083390
No.
Why did this even become a meme?
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/04/16/publishers-of-anime-style-english-textbook-reassert-their-control-over-ellen-sensei/
>>15083422
She's cute.
>>15083566
Your cute.
>>15087446
YOU'RE not paying attention to Ellen's grammar lessons!
>>15082183
who let the FReaking nerd in
>>15087496
She's boring. My dad says she's a くさい外人.
>>15087496
After-school tutoring and fellatio with Ms. Baker!
>>15087745
It's not nice to bully!
>>15074749
Fuck
>>15074749
cuck
>>15082183
fuck up cunt
>>15087891
We've finally got a right answer!
Congratulations bright pupil, you're on your way to speaking like a true American!
>>15083435
Welp, it's over. Pretty much confirmed new books next year.
>>15090329
If the nips don't renew the textbook he should make her into a gook tv cartoon. 10/10 would watch.
>>15083435
I guess this just means we aren't going to get to see Ellen doujins
>>15090477
He won't have the rights to the character.
Ms. Baker
Sorry to disturb you in the middle of teaching but I've got a wicked hard-on my dude
>>15096451
Are you from Boston too?
>>15096823
Yeah man
>>15101048
no
Miss Baker, I accidentally glued my head to my shoulder
who maids here
>>15072240
I got sad realizing she's not real. I honestly thought she was based off a cute foreigner.
>>15081438
I want to touch and kiss Miss Baker's cute feet!
>>15072240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5g7tYGkCZQ
>>15103537
>3D
>cute
Whew lad
>>15075376
lmao what a loser
>>15103537
You can only experience a model of reality based on the limited input your senses can provide!
2D is no less "real" than 3D!
gonna impregnate the teacher
gonna give her some hard earned maternity leave...
>>15103820
Who are you quoting?
>>15090690
Nahhh.
The one thing that WON'T get banned in Boston
[well, except mebbe pix of Ellen in a Celtics tanktop...]
Boston SUCKS! Cleveland is the best.
>>15083390
>Dodger blue tentacles?
Hello, class. I'm Ms. Musume your substitute English teacher for today. Ms. Baker had 2 go home, she had some cramps.
So... ARE ANY OF YOU LITTLE TWERPS HERE DODGER FANS???
>>15090096
>you're on your way to speaking like a true American!
you mean nigger
>>15075410
/a/ is literally /jp/ with more normies*
I wish Ellen-sensei became real!
>>15116327
>>15072240I WANNA HEALI WANNA FEELWHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REALI WANT TO FIND MY WAIFU I WANTED ALL ALONG
SENSEI CAN WE HAVE CIRNO AS A SNACK TODAY?
>>15129349
gave me a laff
>>15124353
Sure, go grab one from the jar
>>15116329
Nevermind.
>>15129349
Fuck her, what do you think
>>15116329
>>140760203
She's cute I guess
>>15116329
She's acceptable for a 3dpd westerner.
Post the 'unrimited burei owoksu' one.
>>15139657
What's that?
Baker is a health teacher now!
>>15139657
Wouldn't it be "bureidu"?
Kinda cute how the Japs have all these fantasies about Miss Baker, as is it was in any way possible for a white woman to be that cute and innocent.
She'd be reporting the students to the women's lib movement and making massive dosh out of her oppression the moment they'd try that shit and in-universe Pixiv would have already been shut down by the authorities and all people involved put in prison for rapes.
The Japanese naivety about Miss Baker porn is the cutest, what I'm basically saying.
>>15144312
No one calls it women's lib in 2016 you grognard.
>>15144380
Take a chill pill, I'm 60 years old.
>>15144312
Who let you out of your containment pen
>>>/r9k/
>>15144312
Don't bring 3D cancer into 2D perfection, cunt.
>>15144312
Christ you live a strange and sad life
>>15144435
Damn son, I thought I was /jp/'s resident old man at 30.
So I got the new batch of textbooks, and while I was browsing Pixiv, one of my usual tags included Ellen Baker in the list of images.
When did a middle school textbook character explode in popularity with - judging from the artistic ability - people who aren't in middle school, and why?
I'm not seeing anything particularly special about this character.
>>15145769
Me, second from the left.
>>15145865
She's cute.
And, unlike """""""""""" English""""""""""""""" speakers in most languages, she can actually speak the fucking language
>>15072240
She looks like my cousin, weird.
>>15145865
Think for yourself, you cunt.
>>15145934
>she can actually speak the fucking language
If the last edition textbook is anything to go on, I'm sure I'll be "having a pain here" *points to ass*
fuuuckk where do I go to get more Ellen
>>15144312
>Anybody caring about 外人
>In Japan
>>15145995
...what?
Bearing half-breeds with Ellen-chan!
>>15145793
Hardly. I'm almost 32.
/jp/ is pretty old.
>>15149465
All it takes to make a character beautiful is to not name them after a color
>>15149624
Mexicans aren't any less human than us normal folks. The term half-breed is super racist.
>>15149775
We mexicans are way to varied and mixed beyond all recognition. We do not belong to any race at all.
>>15149775
>The term half-breed is super erotic.
Fixed
>>15149465
God Ellen is so fucking cute I want to FUCK HER VAGINA
>>15124353
nigga its
SENSEI DOES CIRNO COUNT AS A SNACK?
>>15150256
>VAGINA
>>15150798
No Patrick, Cirno is not a snack. Horse radish is not a snack either.
>>15150859
A-are those bloodied nails in the table?
>>15151373
No, there are bloodied nails in the bat on the table.
>>15151411
That really doesn't change anything since the bat is still on the table, right?
>>15151422
You said in the table. They are not in the table.
>>15151422
It changes a lot, because it means she probably cracked some ichinensei's skull for copping a feel
What with the blood and all
>>15079571
Kek he's right
>>15145865
>I'm not seeing anything particularly special about this character
Tell that 2 the guy in ur pic grabbing her tit
>>15149673
Same here, my man.
>>15079571
One more reason to hammer my dick to this.
What the fuck is this about anyway?
So this gaijin bitch teaches English to the Japs or some shit?
>>15149624
Ellen is white. You're white too, technically.
>>15150256
Oh yeah? Well I wanna FUCK HER ANUS
>>15152606
Yup
I hope the Japs draw lewds of whatever Ellen is replaced with, no matter what it is, to prove a point.
>>15160107
Sounds like a plan.
>>15072240
Blonde gaijin whore is only good for Ficki.
Japs will never be able to speak proper English.
>>15165549
Hey! That's very disrespectful!
why does japan think that all foreigners have blonde hair and blue eyes? did they forgot who won ww2?
>>15168024
The light haired light eyed Americans?
>>15168024
I wondered the same thing. It's very mysterious.
Where could it possibly come from?
>>15168939
GI babies.
>>15172838
But most GI babies were black and / or black haired. Very, very few American soldiers had blonde hair.
I am thinking that they actually do it because in Japan, blonde hair = foreign. Anime characters who are Japanese yet have "blonde" hair are actually just having yellow hair (just like there's other weird colors like blue and green and red used). But when it comes to foreigners, they use a very specific, realistic kind of yellow, to make it explicit that it's a natural blond.
That's my theory!
What do you think, friends?
Class is canceled.
>>15174231
Please do not kidnap Ms. Baker!
>>15174242
Nah.
Bye, sensei. I'm sure someone will find you eventually.
>>15174231
>>15174260
>>15174370
Ayyy, what's going on over he-
Ummm....sensei?
>>15174370
I'm gonna save sensei and then she'll reward me with sex!
>>15174970
Sounds like a plan.
>>15174370
So what are those pink switches in the ground for?
>>15174984
Pounding Ellen on her bed after a midnight flight back to Boston!
Keeping her parents up all night with our wet n sloppy baby making!
Prease I rike a raahn Engrish velly match
>>15175959
Fuck off, Chink.
>>15176043
/jp/ is a no bully zone
>>15174370
This doesn't make sense. To "squat" like that would put a lot of pressure on her foot area; it would make much more sense to pull her toes back and kneel on her knees. Also, that tight, clenched position of her legs is conducive to minimal feeling in the genitalia, so (especially given how weak their motors inevitable are) it is unlikely that some small vibrators would case her to reach climax in that position. Not to mention, how did they insert those vibrators without tearing her clothes off? And none of this is even touching on how those tape "gags" fall apart as soon as you try to push it off by blowing on it, unless there is someone stuffed behind which in this case there clearly is not.
>>15175900
Shipping up to Boston?
>>15176282
i agree with the stuffing, but tape gags are more fitting for such DID scenarios
also some tape are better quality and more adhesive than others, so don't be quick to dismiss them as gags just because of your experience with cheapo duct tape.
>>15173012
Sure, there weren't very many, but boy, were they ever fertile!
>>15178325
They weren't though, you're just a racist fear monger. Less than 5 blonde males have procreated in Japan with native Japanese womens after WW2 ended.
there's something ironic about westerners getting infatuated with a japanese fictional character, of a westerner
>>15178384
Eh, I doubt she's anyone waifu. They just masturbate to her once or twice then dump her for some tru Anime.
>>15178563
More like down horizon.
>>15173012
Overall I agree, I mean I actually came to this same conclusion myself some time ago. In Gosick they had an episode where a hidden European village was completely filled with blonde-haired green-eyed people, and since the protag was a chink, they said "blah blah wow I had only heard about people with brown hair, I had never seen one so kuru". I'm think this might be an allusion to the Japanese mindset on why blonde = foreign, but maybe I'm overthinking things.
>But when it comes to foreigners, they use a very specific, realistic kind of yellow, to make it explicit that it's a natural blond.
Not that I doubt you, but I'd like some pictures and examples.
>>15174984
Sensei has very nice pantsu!
>>15178343
>waponese this buttmad his father was a "repopulation officer"
>>15190640
There will be no humanoid robots we need to learn to live with in the future.
t. Time-Traveller from 2103.
How in the unholy name of fuck is this thread still alive.
>>15190793
New to /jp/? Any thread that isn't a garbage general can last months.
>>15190640
She's a cyborg, how could we have not seen this
>>15178388
speak for yourself
I never thought there would actually be a cute anime Bostonian woman for me to waifu and watch baseball with, all the 3d here are disgusting
>>15129349
>Trying.
>>15129415
>>15129349
What is so funny?
>>15072240
>tfw you found a perfect waifu
>>15191133
Who are you quoting???
>>15190867
I had Boston and Bosnia confused for a second there
>>15191921
It doesn't matter who he's quoting, what matters is his plan.
>>15191133
leave crossie
>>15190640
These are getting harder and harder to tell if they're edits or actually in the textbook
>>15193505
That one's an edit.
It is a schoolbook, after all
>>15191921
Ask not for whom the anon quotes; he quoth for thee.
>>15200949
I've seen that page in a few pictures, I'm fairly certain it's in the book.
>>15201245
Stupid crossies get out!
>>15202788
>>>/R9k/
>>15201422
Bullshit.
>>15204156
Who are you quoting again? Stop abusing the quote function.
>>15204851
This is a joke right
>>15210217
It's not a joke, you're abusing the quoting function. Either stop abusing it, or stop posting until you know how to use the site correctly, "please"
>>15210217
>being so new you don't understand how /jp/ culture works and can't adjust your behavior accordingly
at least I know how to conduct myself here as a filthy crossie
>>15210217
lurk more
>>15210825
WHOM
DID YOU JUST QUOTE?
I don't want her to get fired. DELETE THIS THREAD
>>15210825
If you actually knew how to conduct yourself you would just shut the fuck up and not post in here at all.
Fucking hell.
this is not what an english teacher looks like
>>15213145
It is to the Nips.
A hambaga please.
Life is only just when someone pays for it
>>15204851
Wow! I've just learned the different uses of the quoting function in 4chan! Click here to learn more.
>>15072240
Miss Bake's class is aggressive.
>>15210320
>>15210825
>>15210914
Damn, I had no idea even the oldfags here were newfags
>>15214771
You're not an '''oldfag''' you're just a dumb crossie!
>>15214822
Please use ``expert quotes'' when quoting ironically!
>>15214830
And use advanced quotes when posting ``````````````````````````````````````````````ironically'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>15211008
sorry, we already hired a replacement.
>>15219232
>でぅ
Never seen "du" written like that before.
>>15204851
>>15210320
The > symbol has more uses than quoting. Three of them lined together like >>> links to another board.
What he meant to do was not quote, but to link to another board: >>>/r9k/. The problem was, he typed R instead of r, and >>>/R9k/ doesn't link to anything, so unfortunately it turned into a quoting mechanism by default.
>>15224501
It was autocorrect, not my fault
>>15233074
Nah, my issue is with those who are trying to fit in so hard that if something is greentexted they instantly jump on the poster for "not quoting properly" without looking at the context first.
Sometimes even if the poster did quote properly.
>>15233074
Why are you using autocorrect? You deserve all mockery you get for such a thing.
>>15234585
Because I'm on mobile
>>15238107
Don't do this.
>>15181478
I'll never get to be a repopulation officer in Japan and impregnate dozens of Showa-era high school girls. Might as well end it now
>>15181478
Who
are
you quoting?
>>15072240
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
>>15220632
I haven't either but it's probably a better way to approximate the American pronunciation of most words than ドゥ, which is closer to British. A lot of elevens seem to struggle understanding American accents.
>>15238108
Don't do what?
>>15242447
You.
>>15191133
Sick image dude
>>15178343
#OCCUPIED
![1349918270216[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VGb6nWW.jpg "1349918270216[1].jpg")
>>15150859
GO AHED, MISES BEIKA
>>15244817
Use normiephone.
Does any one have sauce on the ellen baker jav image set?
>>15246559
Oh piss off
>>15233074
>not my fault
Are you incapable of checking your post for errors before posting? Does it hurt your brain to do such a thing?
>>15255522
It was AUTOCORRECT you autistic faglord.
>>15072240
>speak down a bit
The fuck kinda English is that?
