Which 2hu would you have as your daughterhu
>>15052909
Ur mo-
Wait..
Uh, cirno?
I want to be somebody's grandpa.
Knowing jaypee a 2hu daughter would only end up being a sex slave.
Uuu~
I want to re-enact the Lolita with Akyuu!
>>15052909
Chen, she is the only choice who is not a cunt, edgy or retarded.
>>15052909
I'd have little Rumia as my love slave.
Ru
Mia
Chan~
>>15053470
>Chen
>Not edgy
Her title is literally 'the Black Cat of Ill omen'
Best centuries-old daughterhu.
Little Hina.
>>15054976
That's hella cute.
>>15054981
I agree.
>>15053059
I'm pretty sure like 95% of /jp/ only acts tough online and would never lay a hand on their daughteru
I want to fuck all your daughterus!
Sexually!
>>15055524
I'd lay a hand on her, when I'm patting her head.
>>15055565
touch my daughteru and i'll fuck your ass, faggot
>>15055707
Or slapping her face
>>15055524
Tha still leaves 5%.
>>15055828
The remaining 5% probably don't have the physical capacity to overpower a little girl
I would take sakuya as my waif, then have the rest of SDM as kids
You guys are fucking pathetic.
>>15055925
so what makes you any better than us?
>>15053470
>Chen
>not a cunt
Are you kidding me?
She's an absolute cunt in the games, nothing like how most fanartists depict her
And she's edgy as fuck
>>15055925
Like that's any news. Cheers, cunt.
>>15054262
It's funny because her title is the only edgy thing about her.
plus she isn't even black.
>>15055565
Touch my kid and I'll find you, I'll kidnap you and in the darkness of my basement slowly I will cut one for one your tendons, then in your back, I'll write "I molested a cute girl and her daddy punished me, be free to use my ass". finally will take you in the most dark and dangerous neighborhood in my city and leave you there, naked.
>>15055942
>absolute cunt in the games
You mean the one where Reimu bully and steal her stuff, Marisa beat her for no a good reason, and Sakuya stab her because she don't want to go sleep?
I've always wanted to adopt a chinese orphan irl, so probably Meiling before she became a Maoist super soldier.
Her sister's a whore though, only good for rape and mindbreak.
Yukarin-chan, obviously!
I'd cook her all sorts of tasty meals and spoil her rotten!
>>15055731
Wouldn't that make you a faggot too?
Eiki. I want the domineering Eiki to be meek and timid when she's scolded by her father. I want her to be a fazacon who nothing makes happier than her father saying he's proud of her. I want her to think her father is perfect, even when she's surpassed him in moral integrity long, long ago!
Like you could resist from molesting such a cutie ! I'd never give any responsibilities to a /jp/sy.
>>15052909
Flan or Cirno. Both ideally.
>>15053059
Nope.
I dont know why you posted Kyouko, she is pure and adorable as fuck. Anyone wishing to corupt such a pure creature should be fed to Rumia or some other man eating youkai.
>>15053470
I like Ran and Yukari, but Chen is a cunt.
Have you even played the games? She can be cute, like in the written works. But in game she attacks you. Ran only goes afer you for hurting Chen, and Yukari was just after you for beating Ran.
>>15055565
I will kill you if you try.
>>15058025
>I dont know why you posted Kyouko
The first pic that came to mind I knew had a horrified face in it. Goes well with the topic of my post. Incidentally, she'd be my most likely pick for daughterhu as well, being the absolute cutest Touhou she is.
>>15053360
You mean have her dump you for a drug-addicted kid-raping old man that you are forced to have a gunfight with years later while she marries a deaf dude?
>>15058076
Kyouko is insanely cute.
But I dont get that daughter vibe from her. I want to hug her and touch her ears, even beat up anyone who pushes the idea echo's are reflected sounds, not yamabiko.
But Cirno is endearing and I want to help her get stronger.
Flan I want to help get over her behavioral problems, because as a persone who bordered dangerously close to hikikomori status at one point, I sympathize greatly with Flandre being housebound due to mental health issues. Flan is the daughteru of all hikikomori. (Why doesnt Remilia just pay Eirin to do a house visit? She could even cure Patchy's asthma while there.)
>>15058025
>Have you even played the games?
-->>15056020
I would do the mating press on your daughterus, dudes.
>>15056624
>I've always wanted to adopt a chinese orphan irl
Why?
Why do white people always adopt non whites. Atleast with a white kid, you could pretend it's yours. Instead of having them possibley be bullied for beign adopted.
BYakuren. Age play.
>>15060640
Because you cannot adopt a white kid without being accused as a pedophile.
Churuno. Though I'd prefer to be the cool imouto.
>>15053059
I'm too nice to do anything. I've seen what it does to people, being treated terribly. Fairies, youkai, if you're pushed around it probable blows all the same.
>>15060667
And an Asian would be different how?
>>15060702
Apparently people care less, or at least that is what he seems to imply.
>>15055925
And you're my daughteru from now on.
>>15060702
If you adopt an asian or an african you will seen as a compassionate humanitarian. Since many peoples assume that asian country are poor. You can say that you get your asian loli daughteru from N.Korea, China or SEA and they will believe it or even praise you and support you. Bonus if you are a gay couple.
>>15058737
>>15055565
you're dead, my daughter is un-rapeable
>>15060870
Cute daughter, dude.
>>15060870
she still has a mouth
>>15061264
And lots of AIDS in her pocket.
>>15061264
enjoy having your dicks fell off
>>15061313
if i'm REALLY quick my mind will at least be able to find peace before i die from the poison
>>15060870
I dont get why Alice hasnt jsut fucking adopted her.
>Spend hours a day, trying to make living dolls
>One lives nearby
>Dont adopt her
>Let people who get lost stay in your house
>>15061813
Alice wants to MAKE a living doll. There is no gratification in co-opting a finished product. Unless it is to reverse-engineer it, but even then I should think as a doll MAKER, Alice has enough integrity not to go easy mode.
>>15060870
I'm going to propose your daughter. You cannot stop me, nerd-I mean dad!
Rumia.
which 2hu would you have as a
Little sister?
Wife?
Daughter?
Friend?
Sex slave?
>>15062330
>little sister?
Flan
>wife
Mystia
>daughter
Satori
>friend
Luna Child
>sex slave
Alice
>>15062330
>little sister?
Kyouko
>Wife?
Letty
>Daughter?Rumia
>Friend?
Raiko
>Sex slave?
Mokou
I would have to adopt little Chiruno-chan, because she's obviously a vulnerable homeless child and needs parents (Youmu and I, namely) to look out for her so she doesn't get in a lot of trouble.
>>15052909
Great taste. Rumia is my daughteru. You can't find a touhou cuter than this.
>>15060640
every adopted asian kid has white parents
it's so common, i'm surprised you think it's a big deal
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Kyouko
>Wife?
Marisa
>Daughter?
Shinmyoumaru
>Friend?
Suika
>Sex slave?
Clownpiece
>>15055834
Someone give this man a cigar
>>15062500
I like it. Where do I sign up?
>>15061813
Maybe she doesn't want to be adopted.
>>15062330
Little sister?
Mokou
Wife?
Keine
Daughter?
Satori
Friend?
Reimu
Sex slave?
Hatate
Youmu. Best daughteru.
>>15071797
*soneru
>>15071117
>Littke sister
>Mokou
How old are you?
>little sister
Kogasa
>wife
Sagume
>daughter
Koishi
>friend
Hina
>Sex Slave
Meiling
I'm a pedophile. I want to molest Suika the most.
I'd quite like Remilia and Flan as daughters desu. Might also enjoy Miko and Rumia too.
>>15053059
loli is for cute!
loli is not for lewd!
>>15085110
Don't be so judgemental.
>>15074471
Suika a sluttiest 2hu?
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Nitori
>Wife?
Youmu
>Daughter?
Marisa
>Friend?
Rinnosuke
>Sex slave?
Nue
>>15085110
Jesus fuck, these faggots are in /jp/ now?
Whole site's a dead meme.
>>15052909
I have a daughter named Remilia....and I did it because of Remi Chan~
>>15096574
Unrealistic proportions. 2hus are impressionable little lolis. Please do not post material that would give them an unrealistic body image.
>>15096729
I would feed my daughter healthy foods and portions, and not let her snack all the time. We would play outside every day!
I would teach her personal responsibility for her weight instead of blaming "genetics" and "fat shaming". Even so, I would always be willing to help her so she knows she's not alone! She's always my beautiful daughter!
>>15096956
Yeah...genetics are irrelevant, enjoy the land of illusion.
>>15096956
This is how 2hus end up running away and causing an incident. You know nothing about 2hu nutrition. You would end up starving your daughter. It comes natural to her, so just let her eat what she wants.
>>15097030
I'm sorry your parents shirked responsibility and made excuses for raising a fat kid.
So /jp/, would you rather have a daughter that you couldn't lewd, or a lewdable loli that isn't your daughter?
>>15099003
>a lewdable loli that isn't your daughter
This.
>>15099003
Why not both dude? I can handle it! You just have to find way to keep them from betting jealous of other.
I want to be /jp/'s daughter!
>>15099256
You can't. You're not cute.
>>15099270
I can be cute if I try hard enough
>>15099256
Are you prepared to undergo surgery to make that happen? We might get along just fine!
>>15099256
I wonder what would happen if /jp/sies actually adopted a daughter. Poor girl.
>>15099324
/jp/ would make very good parents! You're just being cynical because you want to imaging the worst - nay, the ｌｅｗｄest - scenario. Stop projecting your bitterness onto others!
>>15099003
a lewdable loli that isn't your daughter can be used to make a cute daughter.
>>15052909
Youmu cause she's a Touhou I'm not sexually attracted to.
>>15100595
But that takes time, and you still couldn't have both at the same time.
>>15100642
She is pretty dorky after all.
>>15100642
Dude I am really sexually attracted to your dorky daughter.
Make out with the loli navels.
>>15103061
L-lewd.
>>15091703
Alcohol is known to lower inhibitions.
The question is: would you take advantage of her in this situation/
>>15104151
I'm not sure why I would try to resist?
>>15104151
She's older and has more experience with alcohol than me, so I'm really the one being taken advantage of. That said, I could never suffer such a drunken harlot as my daughteru.
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Nue
>Wife?
Utsuho
>Daughter?
Little Utsuho
>Friend?
Ran
>Sex slave?
Marisa with Alice being forced to watch.
>>15099003
I choose the lewd, dude. Especially if it's with Mystia.
I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
I would molest her and cum inside, no condor.
I want my pedo cum to cover her womb.
>>15099003
Yes.
>>15111002
>no condor
What have condors done to you?
>>15111614
dude, fuck condors, going around eating carrion and shit
I would like to be Yuugi's dad. I'd be so proud of having a strong, powerful daughter. Even happier when she brought home the Parsee for loud sex.
>>15112090
Her face changing from panic to pleasure makes this so much better.
>>15060870
How can she be your daughter when she is my daughter?
>>15112192
Old and ugly big-titted drunk slut.
>little sister
Orin
>wife
Okuu
>daughter
Koishi
>friend
Satori
>Sex Slave
Sex Slave? In my pure family? Not a chance.
>>15112367
maybe you got yourself in a gay marriage with him while drunk or something.
>>15112367
How can she be your daughter when she is my sister?
>>15112090
Got a link to that, anon?
Hi everyone, I'll leave my daughter in your care for a while. Please be nice to her.
>>15115637
I'm going to make a jr idol video with your daughter, dude.
>>15115576
nvm, found it
>>15115637
dude WTF your daughter looks like a younger version of my wife.
>>15116196
give us the link, then
>>15115637
Dude, your daughter is my daughter too!
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Reisen
>Wife?
Yukari
>Daughter?
Chen
>Friend?
Sumireko
>Sex slave?
HTT
>>15115637
>>15117066
How can she be your daughter if she's my girlfriend?
>>15117389
That's not a contradiction!
I want to be Satori's creepy uncle!
>>15056709
The best part is that you don't even have to fuck satori to mindbreak her
>>15116959
http://exhentai.org/g/816354/781de7e82e/
>>15124837
They fuck and then she immediately starts sucking his dick. What a disgusting slut. This is why children should not have sex.
Why are little girls so sexually attractive, /jp/?
>>15062330
>little sister
Tewi
>wife
Yuuka
>daughter
Rumia
>friend
Miko
>sex slave
Sanae
>>15125996
Because you're pedo, anon-sama.
>>15071905
dorkeru*
>>15126192
Help me, I want to be a pedo too!
>>15125996
Anon, that was way too direct!
>>15117389
I forbid your relationship
Yukarin-chan is grounded
>>15128618
Well then we'll run away together!
Lolikari will conquer all those who stand in the way of love!
>>15125996
Because little girls are not disgusting retirement age oppai piggu.
>>15099220
This
>>15129472
She doesn't have the belly to pull off that cosplay.
>>15062330
>Little sister
Cirno
>Wife
Ben ben
>Daughter
Medicine
>Friend
Mystia
>Sex slave
Star Sapphire
>>15130259
Finally someone in the jay with good tastes.
>>15130259
Good taste bro
bumpu-desu
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Star
>Wife?
Sunny
>Daughter?
Sunny
>Friend?
Sunny
>Sex slave?
Star
>>15130259
dude, pls tell your wife don't go anywere showing her pantsu or you'll know the meaning of NTR.
>>15062330
>Little sister?
Kyouko
>Wife?
Kasen
>Daughter?
Dai-chan
>Friend?
Yuyuko
>Sex slave?
I prefer consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off andholding hands
>>15138000
Noted.
>>15137992
How can Sunny be your wife, your daughter and your friend at the same time?
>>15138202
She just can.
>>15138038
I have four daughters!
>>15140598
Dude are you sure they are your kids?
They looks so different each other.
>>15140740
Different mothers. They have the intelligence of their dad though.
>>15140740
They all have four different mothers is why they look different. Buy yeah, they are all mine.
>>15140756
My daughter's are all very smart! Why, just yesterday Mystia asked me to review a proof she wrote about the properties of recursively innumerable languages that proves Noam Chomsky wrong. They grow up so fast.
Okuu, of course
>>15138551
L-lies and slander!
>>15141867
this
>>15142076
>>15142076
>>15142327
>>15142639
>>15142327
>>15142076
Okuu just cant get enough head petting can she
I only want Remi. Does anyone want to adopt Flan? You just have to live very far away so she can't visit and prove that you aren't some sort of filthy pervert who would try to get lewd with her. Remilia made me promise that last part, so as long as you hide it when you come to pick Flan up, then I don't really care what you do.
>>15146940
Please do not break up families.
