How do you feel about Ms. Baker teaching you english?
>>15034347
Meh.
i prefer this
I love her.
She' pretty cute.
This is a Japanese middleschool textbook.
>>15034682
Fuck man. I was about to post that. You didn't edit out the Red Sox bit. I hope this thread doesn't devolve into shitposting like on /a/. Anyway, back to Baker-sensei being cute.
Are there any better lewds of Baker-sensei?
I thought she was that Eri slut.
>>15034715
Whoops. I just remembered that danbooru and pixiv existed. Disregard what I've said.
She looks like she can hold her liquor.
>>15034767
This guy is not me.
>>15034785
What? >>15034715 and >>15034767 were by me.
>>15034802
You're not me.
>>15034789
Deepa is the only girl that says her own name while you fuck her
>>15035019
I am shadow
the true self
>>15034347
well she's better than Ma Baker teaching me some; or 1950's Dick and Jane readers I'll say.
>>15034347
>>15034682
where can i download this?
>>15034347
i have a bun for ms baker to put into her oven if you know what i mean
>>15035457
>ゼア
that's why they'll never learn it
I like Kate Wood more.
>>15034781
>Speaking german
>From Boston
>>15035448
Why is the teacher eating out with her students? I don't think that's part of her job
>>15036174
it's just the german kancolle girl dressed as Ellen
>>15034682
Imaging being in middlle school, suppressing a mondo hardon for Ellen Baker...
How common is it for a japanese to learn english anyway?
life sure is more fun as an attractive white girl
Let's learn English with cute cartoon characters!(adult version)
>>15036591
this one is great. is there more?
>>15036591
Is this an official book or just a parody? That art looks a lot like the real thing
>>15036098
I'm pouring syrup on my dick right now would you suck it y/n
t. Canadian
>>15037445
y
t. Canadian
>>15036529
i can make ur life more fun too bby
some anon in /a/ ask for this.
ill just drop this here. take if you need it.
I posted Baker-sensei in a Red Sox gamethread on /sp/, and I think they may have already waifu'd her.
I tried.
Bakerfu a cute.
inb4 13th inning.
>>15037831
lewd fanarts exploded, jav cosplay when?
>>15037159
[Dark Horizon]
>>15037445
Yes I would.
t. Canuckistani
>>15034789
Paulo looks like a failed WC player.
>>15037949
Goro needs to get his dick wet again.
>>15035073
What if you fuck a pokemon?
Ｍｓ． Ｂａｋｅｒ！！ Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｂｅ ｍｙ お姉ちゃん！！！
donut steel
>>15034682
I liked all of the VIPper edits of this and a couple of other pictures (like the one where Ellen shoots a laser through Piccolo's chest)
>>15034347
She's 25 right?
So is this the shitty flavor of the month slut?!
>>15036098
>I'm from Canada
>It's not America
Yes it is kate.
>>15036591
>>15038537
this is gold.
anyone has the whole thing?
>>15037647
i really wish i was a cute white girl living in japan instead of what i am now
sometimes i wonder how i can make the best of my life when i don't want my life
>>15038624
Arisu a cute
>>15034682
>a Sox fan
we're enemies now bitch
>>15035457
Jesus kid get it together
You can hear her voice in the audio portion that comes with the book. She sounds like a nice lady.
>>15038774
forgot to link
http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-02.mp3
Woah cute.
>>15034347
Wow, a super cute
>>15034347
Where can one obtain the book?
>>15039086
Kekk
uhhh
I'm on team green
Did the /a/ mods kill the Baker threads?
>>15040107
Probably. I don't know. This thread is a genuine /jp/ thread I believe.
>>15034347
Where can i find the pdf?
>>15040107
They keep trying. This is more /jp/ stuff anyway
>>15036023
But she is my waifu.
OMG Anon dont I look cool.
>>15040713
>>15040713
Off my board whore
>>15040713
GROSS IT'S THIS BITCH.
HELL NO, NOT MY PURE MS BAKER
>>15037949
We need a doujin and bam, the cycle will be complete.
fuck this whore, first time in a while i had to browse boorus with a filter
I want to have an arranged marriage with Deepa.
>>15040713
LittleBerry already on the case.
>>15040900
my cum will drip from her toes
>>15036288
She's going for the shota
>>15040829
i bet she doesn't use deodorant and smells like b.o.!
>>15036591
>Vodka on the rocks
What kind of horrible fucking degenerate is this bitch holy shit
>>15040900
GET ON THE FLOOR
>>15041642
FUCK THE ICE PUT THE STRAW IN THE BOTTLE.
>>15038542
This one's better
>>15041652
beat me to it
>>15041713
*batter
Hanging out with black guys in Roppongi!
>>15041782
Now that I've seen this image, I've seen pretty much the worse thing that could ever come out of this short-lived craze. It can only go up from here.
>>15041773
>>15037306
Oh geez it's real. It's all actual proper translations too, no edits.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/09/dark-horizon-textbooks-go-beyond-hello-my-name-is-to-who-are-you-calling-a-bitch-bitch/
>>15041773
DON'T DO THAT
>>15035448
Ms. Baker, what else does doggy mean?
>>15041882
I knew it was an actual book, but I was wondering if it was made by the same creators as New Horizon, which it isn't, so it's more like a parody.
>Baker
Kill urself my man
>>15035073
What about Koreans with the last name Oh?
>>15037445
> Syrup
> Not maple syrup
Get that HFCS shit out of here Americuck
>>15034682
Baker is from where I'm from! Our love is destiny!
>>15042530
She left to get away from you and your kind
>>15038550
>>15034789
Becky looks like she goes for anal
>>15042528
I just call maple syrup "syrup."
t. CAN
There are more
>ellen in old paintings
pictures than you might expect.
>>15034789
does Deepa poo in loo?
>>15034682
>>15034715
>blonde curvy Red Sox fan teaching English to Japanese lolis
I think I'm in love.
I want Ms. Baker to cuddle me and give me a cheekrub!
>>15041555
She'll learn how to use it. I'll make sure of it.
>>15040713
Oh god I know this girl.
Where is this from?
>>15043563
who knows /a/, tumblr?
>You will never take a qt english teacher to a Red Sox game
What's the point of living?
"Teacher, this photo is?" "This is the photo of when I was a ship daughter"
>>15043981
Not even close.
>>15043895
Is Ms. Baker foreshadowing that the Red Sox will win the world series? That is not a future I want to live in.
>>15036591
>tfw drinking cheap sake in Mike Davis' cardboard box camp
>>15037831
-She calls mom in Boston, sobbing
-"But, sweetie, most grills would KILL to be that popular..."
>>15044065
Even as a fan of the Yanks I'd accept that
On the condition, of course, that the Red Sox acknowledge Ellen in some way, shape, or form during one of the World Series games.
>>15034347
pic self-explanatory
>>15044093
>On the condition, of course, that the Red Sox acknowledge Ellen in some way, shape, or form during one of the World Series games.
If Boston makes the WS, She'd be Jombotron'd, I can assure you
>>15044147
>If Boston makes the WS, She'd be Jombotron'd, I can assure you
A man can dream
>>15037831
poor thing
>>15034347
I wanna FUCK Ms Baker!
>>15036098
>>15038567
God i love this website
>>15035457
>They're in your packet
I wanna go deepa in Deepa.
Ellen does not teach with her body!
>>15044923
Good thing she's making an exception for me. Lucky me!
Here's her theme song somebody created.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28586699
How came it to be so?
<iframe width="312" height="176" src="http://ext.nicovideo.jp/thumb/sm28586699" scrolling="no" style="border:solid 1px #CCC;" frameborder="0"><a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28586699">【ニコニコ動画】【エレン・ベーカー先生キャラクターソング】NEW HORIZON【オリジナル曲】</a></iframe>
>>15045003
Sorry, I missed.
>>15041882
>4. What the fuck Koji, what is your problem?
>>15044949
handjob
blowjob
armpit
big breast
big ass
footjob
>>15045082
I'm proud of you anon
>>15034682
Does someone have a template for this picture ?
>>15045082
I knew you can do it!
>>15035398
>>15040829
>>15044909
Deepa a best!
>>15044993
That's Japanese innovation. Song is pretty cute
>>15045188
>>15035398
>>15040829
>>15044909
>indian loli without thick eyebrows
>>15045188
I bet Poolina smells really really bad.
>>15045268
She will after I'm done with her
>>15045202
>indian
>eating curry
heh
>>15045263
Did you know: people can shape their eyebrows?
It's this very new technology that has been around for I don't know how many centuries.
>>15041782
Based Paulão
>>15045188
>tfw deepa goes to designated shitting street with another man
She is OK. I like how we celebrate her this few days.
Until western fans ruin the fun and make her stale. Just like what they did to Iowa. Fuck them.
>>15045719
> Just like what they did to Iowa.
It's our fucking state and ship.
>>15045719
>>15045202
He's going to regret feeding her.
>>15044993
Bless those nips. They really can get behind something.
>Red Sox
>misread as Rod Sex
What have I became
>>15045719
> Just like what they did to Iowa
But you can't ruin something already ruined
>>15045202
where's the page where she smacks him and goes "you call this curry?"
>>15045719
>implying something that gave us Slipknot can be ruined any more than it already is
>>15045268
How integrated is she? Is she an exchange student? Is she from a wealthier family that doesn't need to shit in streets? Is she light skinned or dark? Does she live with her parents? How long have they been in Japan? What if she's just mixed Japanese?
The answers to these will determine how much she stinks.
>>15045268
>>15045682
>>15045883
>>15046042
I just want to sexualize brown pettanko lolis and everyone else is masturbating with their /v/ memes
Fucking hell have we seriously abandoned our heritage that much? I was expecting at least a dozen of us to come out of the woodwork and exclaim their desires to twaddle her slippery hairless loli kitty and molest her budding brown cherries before roughly taking her virginity
>>15046167
Those are /int/ memes, friendo.
You must work on your meme recognition skills.
>>15046167
I have that desire. I'm just not very good at expressing it.
>>15046207
>friendo
You got a bone sticking out of your post, mister crossboarder.
>>15046549
Oh I know exactly where to stick that bone of mine into, mister board local.
>>15046167
>roughly
I'm not a barbarian
>>15046671
Tender deflowering is perfectly acceptable.
/jp/ accepts all creeds of lolicon.
>>15045206
That girl on the left is way cuter than Ellen could ever hope to be
>>15047289
I agree. But you mixed up left and right there. Just thought I'd tell you.
>>15047308
Oh I know which way is left and right, learned it in highschool football, hold up your left hand and make an L, it only works with the left
Leftie is a pure girl in a conservative dress, foreign dominion is a pant-wearing harlot set on destroying her upright values
>>15045719
Fuck off, weeb.
>>15046167
I understand. But I'm more worried about the owner of that tele and how much he's going to regret lending it out after he realizes how long he'll have to spend cleaning it.
>>15047407
>>15046167
>Fucking hell have we seriously abandoned our heritage that much? I was expecting at least a dozen of us to come out of the woodwork and exclaim their desires to twaddle her slippery hairless loli kitty and molest her budding brown cherries before roughly taking her virginity
Well sure, when you put it that way I can see what you mean.
Ellen-chan is still best though
some one needs to make a reaction of her that isn't fear and shame.
Something nice and flattered like this.
>>15035417
Please tell me there are mp3s for the British girl, like there is for Ellen.
What if we...
Will Ellen Baker have the same amount of momentum as Natalia
>>15037949
Close enough?
>>15039818
It's ok, she's from Kanon.
She can pass it twice.
>>15048376
>Not praying to your Natalia shrine everyday
>>15043981
>>15043992
Internet says otherwise
I want to have an indecent student-teacher relationship with Miss Baker!
>>15048466
>>15034789
>Emi
ロンドン！
ン
ド
ン
！
>>15041782
alá kkkkkkkk as ideia
Baker-san scale figure when?
>Her sudden popularity destroys her career.
Dear god, what have we done?
>>15048767
if only>>15048368
>>15048857
>>15048368
dat wuz quik
>>15046167
I think someone on /a/ told people there was a thread here and since /a/ gets a deluge of migrants they're in this thread.
Take it easy and the dark times will pass.
>>15048857
She's an assistant english teacher. She's one pay grade above JETfags. She can come back to America whenever she wants and get paid three times as much as she is in moonland.
>>15048927
JET = assistant language teacher = one pay grade above eikaiwa fags
>>15048931
Dudes who work at Eikaiwa get shafted HARD
>>15048963
LEWD
E
W
D
>>15043073
She loves the Red Sox! She will come home.
>>15048857
Her career is ruined and she will be shunned from Japanese professional society, she's going to have to just drink with bumnumba1 now and lament on their lost jobs
>>15043403
Baker-sensei, your stomach is showing!
>>15048956
As they should.
If you're too stupid to even get into JET, you deserve anything that comes your way.
I wish I were a girl
>>15049509
Real otaku should have been planning their transition to Japan from their teenage years and prepared for a career in industry or academia in advance.
You can spot the niwaka who arrive here with no plan.
>>15035398
>>15044909
>>15047308
I'd listen to her Deepa Bass!
>>15048963
These books will be replaced by the next year because of the porn. Then the publisher will be closed down and its director will have to commit public suicide.
Oh god
Here, have some saki.
How are the teachers in Japan reacting to this?
>>15036098
>filename
Nice
>you will never be playing catcher in a heated game of gym class baseball between students and teachers when Baker Sensei rounds third and in the heat of the moment charges headfirst into you and the two of you land awkwardly in a cloud of dust and coming to her senses she is at first concerned for your safety but then when the dust clears she realizes everyone is staring at the two of you in such a compromising position and gets embarassed but then someone yells with perfect comedic timing "アウト!" and everyone laughs as the camera pans up and the ED music starts
Might as well exit this mortal coil.
>>15049701
That's a guitar sempai
>>15049509
JET seems like a diceroll with so many applicants desu
>>15049963
OMG YES
please keep this junk in /a/
>>15050910
It's banned from /a/, sorry.
She's real /jp/, look.
>>15051169
So that's where her plane crashed?
>>15051169
These fucking nips are fast.
>>15050919
Soooo, does that confirm that Ellen's going to be on the /jp/ roster? (and probably an instant gold player)
![1460214191964[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DvEswNX.jpg "1460214191964[1].jpg")
Did you forget about her already, /jp/?
>>15051305
The first reply will make you smile.
>>15051305
Ah--Mearii-saaaaaaan!
>>15050919
It's not
>>>/a/139846291
>>15035448
Do people still use doggy bag anymore? My mom sometimes uses it, but I have never heard anyone else use that term.
>>15034347
Who's Ms. Baker?
>>15051601
she's my fiancee
>>15035448
>>15051593
I've literally never heard of the term doggy bag in my life and I'm a native English speaker. Aren't those just takeout boxes? Man, I pray these kids don't travel abroad and ask for doggy bags
>>15051767
I've heard it being used in TV shows, never irl though.
>>15051169
Wait a second
Ms. Baker doesn't have a mole!
>>15051593
no now people just ask for a box to put it in.
