Snakes give the best hugs
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x is best girl
Your name is the alias you will use when you meet monster girls.
Will they buy it?
Remove monsters from premises
>/mgt/ is last in catalog
>start new thread thinking it would kick it off
>nothing
Fuck
SNAKES 4 LYFE
Any greentexts about Big Dragon Butt and the anons who waifu them?
>>15014505
Not sure. I have a feeling it wouldn't help very much.
Anonymoose updated his saga:
> Chapter 98
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/106727526/Chapter%2098
> We battle now... again
OP is a Wurm.
Maids doing rad tricks on skateboards are olev.
>>15015364
Maids aren't supposed to do tricks, they're meant to suck dicks.
>>15014935
Chapter 100 better have a mean MG in a leather jacket come in and rape the holy fuck fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of the main characters. Leaving him a broken shell of his former self.
>>15015381
I thought they were supposed to turn tricks, not do them
>>15015364
Now I want to see a Kikimora who's a maid during the day but moonlights as the world's greatest stuntman.
Do you dare enter their magical realm?If you can make it past them you get $100,000,000.
please die !!!
""""""""KUDASAI-!"""""""""
>>15015364
I only got Mermaids doing rad tricks.
>>15015701
She turns tricks for free, does that count?
What cool tricks can your MG waifu do?
>>15016229
She can do that cool trick where you do a clean and jerk and catch the bar with arms straight forward in the middle part.
>>15016229
She can cock food with her breath.
>>15016321
What happens if she sneezes while you're kissing?
>>15016330
That's how people lose nose hairs.
>>15014523
This is like the third time in a row you've done that.
You figure you'd have learned by now.
>>15014523
I think the last row is now supposed to have 8 threads.
>>15016342
Anon, this is the first thread i've made in like, 6 months
>>15016330
Then I get all warm and fuzzy inside.Probably will need to go to the hospital
>>15016205
I do dare to enter their realm as I would be happy enough being in there even if I never made it far enough to get the money.
>>15016245
I don't think that's a sentence
I think you just put words in a post and called it a day
>>15016245
I'm sorry, what?
Ayyy /mgt/, new draw poll.
http://strawpoll.me/7260872pls vote pls
>>15016646
I can already see her trying to use her BIG MEATY PAWS to carefully type each letter one at a time.
>>15016646
Very cute face and glasses.
>>15016646
I want to cum on those glasses
>>15016646
I want to compliment her on how cute she looks in those glasses! And then realize a couple of months later that she hasn't stopped wearing them since!
>>15016646
Why are glasses so good?
>>15014474
Snakes are hip and cool!
Tease the big fat Cuddlecat.
>>15016670
Don't do that. If a fingerprint is pretty annoying I can't even imagine how cumstains are.
I want to work in MGC as a Cockatrice catcher!
>>15016646
This is just some slutty Manticore trying to lure Anons into her lair.
Those grandma glasses don't fool me, she's only thinking of lewd Manticore thoughts.
>>15016728
>no lewd Manticore GILF to help you and her granddaughter through your first time together
>>15016722
Someone needs to round up those chickens for the farmers I guess.
It's a nightmare trying to get them back into their shed.
>>15016738
Her fur may be grey, but she knows what to do. Now she just needs to pass on her knowledge to her eager granddaughter, now that her tailpussy has grown.
>>15016738
>>15016770
But what if I fall in love with her, and not her granddaughter?
>>15016788
She'd call you an idiot, falling in love with an old Manticore like her, it would be unseemly for her to take away prey from the younger generation.
>>15016810
But what if I really do love her? Her laugh, her smile, the way her tailpussy seamlessly molded around my dick. I LOVE GILFCORE!
>>15016788
>>15016829
>liking extremely used goods
>>15016829
Stop, you're making her blush, a strapping young man shouldn't be saying such things.
Finally. And I stand by OFF.
>>15014892
Yeah.
That ass is getting spanked and them titties groped.
Hey we finally died.
>>15016874
Anon died, i'm still alive.
>>15016869
I for one welcome our new chubby girl overlords, as long as there aren't enough to oversaturate the threads.
>>15016714
Yep.
She's getting teased.
All the teasing.I'm going to grope her.
>>15016714
I like Loens choice of hair for her.
>>15016205
What if I make armour out of rocks, put it on and just crawl on the ground like a snake?
>>15016874
Now lets come back, better than ever.
Wide Miia hips!
I want to see it colored!
>>15016635
They're all shit options, but I'm not surprised in the slightest hellhound is in first.
>>15016879
Huh?
Some semi-new art of wife from twitter I thought I might as well post.
Asutora is a cool guy.
>>15016205
im gonna go streaking through their magical realm
>>15016874
About damn time.
How long until we get a Living Armor story in whicha guy finds a living suit of Power Armor (pic related) and brings freedom and democracy to the wasteland?
And another piece of semi-new wife art.
She's always adorable.
>>15016890
I once drew your wife, but the thread said it was tumbler and looked like shit.Actually they've said that about all my drawings.
>>15016897
How many pics do you have in total?
>>15016635
>/fit/shire and swole Helldork are tied
Oh my.
>>15016884
>>15016896
>Bringing democracy to the Wasteland
Do you want the world to get nuked again?
>>15016714
I wanna sit big fat cuddle cat in my lap even though she's bigger than me! I want to cuddle her and rub her belly!
>>15016890
Cute!
>>15016904
No, I want to make the world free.
>>15016897
That artists style is pretty cute.
I HATE SNOW
its fucking snowing outside.Michigan area for those curious
I want to fuck the cold out of both Winter and Spring
>>15016898
Post an example of your work dork, it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.
>>15014474
>Snakes give the best hugs
Undoubtedly true. I'd love a full-body hug from any of the lamia species.
>>15016913
But if there's no snow then how will you cuddle with cute Wendigo's?And come to Florida, lived here all my life and I've never seen snow.
>>15016913
There's a rare Winter Mouse in that snow!
Catch it!
>>15016913
Dude, it's wet snow. It's not going to stick. It's basically rainOntario says hi
Besides, there's nothing wrong with snow anyhow. Especially wet snow. You'll be fine
Worry more about tomorrow and Monday. It'll be in the minuses
>>15016913
Yep, I know that feeling.
Sitting inside as we get the snow as well.
>>15016898Who are you?
>>15016899
Well I have 280 files, but that's counting a few alternate versions, copies, wips, .rars, etc.
>>15016911
>>15016907
Yes!
>>15016920
Point is it should not be snowing right now.
>>15016920
>Ontario
Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?
>>15016902
Miia has the best hips!
I want to run my hands up and down them!
>>15016914
>it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.
It's been a long time since I've posted anything.If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.
>>15016915
I want a full body hug while having sex with my lamia wife!
>>15016927
I guess. But it's no big deal. Remember when February was the coldest month last year?
It'll pass. Don't worry
>>15016929
>Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?
Born and raised. It's not all badI'm kidding. It's fucking horrible
>>15016913
Faget
Snow and cold is the best
Summer and heat is SHHHIIIIIT
>>15016935
Can you try drawing Miia please?
>>15016944
This Anon understands
>>15016935
Are you the fellow who drew pic-related on /a/? Because you're mannerisms are pretty familiar.
>>15016935
>If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.
You could always try drawing one of the girls that has no art. People can't complain if the girl has no content.
>>15016925
>280 files
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>15016879
>Chunni Patchy is her doing shamanism
>>15016944
I like my Central Florida winters.
>>15016935
Draw a monstergirl in a japanese gym uniform
>>15016940
That's why you gotta move anon. Ontario is shit.
>>15016952
Actually yes.
>>15016906
Don't forget to nuzzle her neck.
>"3 Minutes, that's how long you have until I destroy the world! Hahaha!"
>>15016970
I was wondering where you had disappeared to, but it turns you you were lurking here the entire time.
>>15016975
I'm going to pat her head
>>15016975
Can't you do it sooner?
>>15016969
I've been thinking of moving to Northern 'Tario, but yeah, I'm all for moving out. Maybe to NFLOr Vancouver if it wasn't so batshit expensive
>>15016975
i only need two
>>15016952
>>15016970
Here we go
I think i fixed why people where calling you tumblr
https://my.mixtape.moe/ruatfb.png
>>15016978
Nobody leaves, anon. You should know this by now.
>>15016975
>"3 Minutes to do what?"
>>15016955
Seconding.
>>15016975
She's too strong! Dammit!
It looks like I have to use THAT...
>>15016990
Remember: You're here forever
More love~
>>15016991
To survive against the MG-equivalent of Bonesaw.
>>15016988
Her legs need to have brown fur and then she'll be dandy.
>>15016975
What if I destroy the world first?
>>15017004
Jesus, Barb's on a roll hereThis pleases the penis
>>15017005
In that caseI summon the power of the Macho Man Randy Savage and snap her into a world of cuddles and head pats.Prove that I am the cream of the crop.
>>15017004
based barb
>>15017009
Barb's shown a lot of improvement.
>>15017004
YO, that's awesome
>>15017004
The urge to fight her is too strong
>>15017004
Oh man, is that from Defeated LizardGirls Volume 4?
This is my jam.
>>15017015
In a short period of time too
>>15017004
>normal Lizardman gets art
Bless you Barb, you're fucking awesome.
>>15016975
If you're gonna kill me just do it now man, why wait? What's the difference between then and now?Will she stop if I convince her into thinking I don't care?
>>15016970
Do you have a blog
>>15017025
No.
>>15016975
>tfw have to betray and kill "evil" waifu because she has become mad with power and is about to destroy the world.
>Try not cry.
>Cry a lot.
>>15017004
Sweet scaly goodness, never stop being awesome.
>>15017004
Her bust looked like a stomach in the thumbnail and I got excited for a second...
>>15017033
>Not helping her
Shit husbando
>>15017038
You're gonna get thick Lizardman thighs and a /fit/ Lizardman belly whether you want it or not.
>>15017004
jinko pls
>>15017042
Destroying the world is selfish.
>>15017044
I want massive Lizardman thighs and a thick Lizardman belly.
>>15016994
What would a Nereid even do? Apart from wearing a school swimsuit.
>>15017050
I want the thickest one!
A lizardman whose practicing to win a sumo tournament!
>>15016975
>>15017033
"H-Honey... Sweetie... Don't you think it would be crueler to keep the world alive?"
>She stops powering up.
>"Oh? Tell me more?"
"Well, you could blow up the planet, but that would be too easy wouldn't it? Clearly Mankind should suffer for imprisoning you for thousands of years."
>"I'm listening..."
"Well hear me out. We could just keep them alive, and terrorize them on Saturday mornings, coming with minor evil schemes, like polluting a lake. You and your henchman fight their strongest heroes, they save the day, and we do the same thing next week. Over and over for eternity. Broadcasted on television for children to watch while they eat breakfast."
>"Endless cheesy dialogue! Terrible plots! Of course husband! It's perfect! I can think of no better way for Humanity to suffer!"
And the world was saved, sort of.
>>15017060
Exit the premises feeder.
>>15017038
A tubby Lizardman wouldn't be able to fight though.
>>15017059
Drown women
>>15017059
Underwater Rugby with other aquatic muscular monstergirls.
>>15017071
This.
>>15017071
Nyet.
I'm going to get her protein shakes!
>>15017060
2thick4me
BFP 30 is best
>>15017004
Aw yes barb finally drew lizardgirl
>>15017079
>>15017082
I just want a soft Lizard with a magnificent ass.
>>15017059
Sunbathe on the rocks while wishing she had a husband.
>>15017096
Why not a lizardgirl with modest brests, toned midriff, and a big butt hugged tightly by spats
>>15016651
REPLYING TO A DEAD THREAD IS A-OKAY EDITION
Russian Bee Anon here, got an update.
Yes, an update, I wasn't joking yesterday.
I'm still only being followed by the one bee at a time, but there's more activity overall in my area. There's a small swarm building a hive in a tree half a kilometer away, and if I drive within a few dozen meters of it more of the marked bees show up.
Guys, I'm getting a little worried here; the marked bees follow me anyway, but I'm seeing more unmarked bees nearby as well. There's no conflict that I've noticed yet, but I have no idea if they're from the same hive or what, since there's no real interaction.
They don't respond to any attempts to communicate on my part, whether verbally, with non-verbal sounds, physical offerings of plants or other things, or anything else. They just keep following me. What should I do?
>>15017096
Jesus Christ what an ass!
Just shoop her into a lizard and make those breath cloud into stink clouds and it's the long-awaited Komodo.
>>15017004
I want to marry that lizard.
>>15017104
I agree.
>>15017104
Because she's not soft and easy to cuddle.
>>15017105
Pics?
>>15017105
Just stop already.
>>15017105
You've been chosen by the Bee Girl Queen to marry her daughter. You should be honored.
>>15016984
Don't move to Vancouver unless you like homeless people and Asians.
>>15017004
What's next?
>>15017113
Are you insane? Of course she is.
>>15017117
He's just RPing, nothing happened.
>>15017105Ты шо творишь, товарищ?
>>15017117
Are you seriously asking me to waste picture count for an image of a standard real-life bee?
>>15017105
Call yourself The Pain.
>>15017104
You've got my vote
>>15016913
>It's snowing outside
>Damn her, I don't want to do this again
>Grab my coat, a pair of boots and head outside
>Brace the cold until I reach the neighbor's house
>Knock loudly on the door
>The door opens, revealing a smug Yuki-Onna
>Push her aside and force myself inside
>Throw her on the couch
>Violently rape her for a solid 30 minutes
>Leave her ahegaoing and covered in semen on the couch
>It's no longer snowing
>>15017124
Not as soft as a softer Lizard. I mean if she has abs that's not soft at all. That's hard. I can't fall asleep on a hard girl.
>>15017143
You're giving her exactly what she wants. This is why she keeps making it snow.
>>15017152
My glacies enjoys it when it snows.
Around Christmas she glides around wearing cute (or sexy) santa outfits.
>>15017131
>Ты шо творишь, товарищЛегче сказать, чем сделать.
>>15017134
That would be in poor taste. Besides, I don't have any control over them.Also hornets are shit, these are BEES.
>>15016913
I would gladly trade you for this stupid American south-west coast climate. I moved out here for business reasons, and I've regretted it ever since. IT IS SO HOT HERE.
How tall can Vampires get? I'd like to image 7ft as the limit.
Do electronic waifus dream of electric husbandos?
>>15017177
7ft is way over the limit. I'd say 5'10" is the most they can reach normally.
>>15017177
Taller then your average human women, but not giants. Like 6 foot 5.
>>15017177
I'd say eight.
But they'd be a bloodline that thrived off of war so that they were extremely muscled.
That or a bestial one with bat ears and a more savage 'dignity' like that of a barbarian queen.
>>15017165
>Легче сказать, чем сделать.шта
>>15017190
You must doubt vampiric power.
>>15017190
>5'10"
That's tiny.
>>15017177
Same as humans
>>15017177
No matter how tall she is, her hot-blooded daughter will save me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZZ3o7lXvo
>>15017203
I do, Vampires aren't anything special.
>>15017206
It's the perfect height, makes it easier to blend in.
>>15017209
Why would you want to be saved?
>>15017209
What if the Dhampir is also you brat?
>>15016890
>>15016897
I can't find them on his pixiv
Are they from twitter?Is that you posting as gazer-chan on twitter?
>>15017209
It's your daughter.
>>15017214
Dhampir pussy > Vampire pussy.
>>15017230
Dhampir pls go
>>15017230
Ick. They're all nu-females and almost human.
>>15017230
Both girls are fine.
>>15017190
>no Amazon Vampire who's 7 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse
Put another check next to 'why life sucks'.
>>15017241
She'll never give up! She's got to rescue her boyfriend!
>>15017122
Good question, i'm browsing right now
>>15017183
Maybe
>>15017049
So is keeping your waifu to yourself, anon. I think you better pass her around, there a men who'd love to tap that. You don't want to be selfish right?
>>15017241
>>15017251
>>15017255
Dhampirs are the only good thing about Vampires.
>>15017269
They're the worst part.
>>15017261
>no 7ft tall Vampire to give you wing hug as she drinks from you
>>15017262
What if her boyfriend already rescued himself?
>>15017230
Dhampir pussy is only good because she's self-conscious about her inferior goods and tries extra hard.
>>15017132
We want proof.
>>15017269
Dhampirs are only half the monstergirl a Vampire is.
>>15017263
Well my vote for Scylla still holds, as always.IMAGINE.
>>15017262
How many times is she going to have to be told to call him dad?
>>15017263
I'll put my vote for Kejourou
>>15017227
http://twitter.com/Gazer_chan
It's run by asutora.I'm not super active on twitter, mostly just following and retweeting a few thingsapm_ax
>>15017267
She wouldn't want that though. You can't compare those two things you donut.
>>15017271
They're the best part, Dhampirs even help Vampires stop being so rude to their husbands.
>>15017279
That's just fine, Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.
>>15017293
>She wouldn't want that
How selfish.
>>15017285
As much as I like her, she is not an old girl that needs more love.
We talking about cuddling bloodsuckers?
>>15017289
Her head and upper-half look a little tiny, but the ass is 10/10 would use as a pillow and paint white with seed.
>>15017294
They're homebreakers that want vampires to be betas like them.
>>15017289
Attack the tail and thighs!
>>15017289
Heaven
>>15017304
Fair enough. I still want to get her more art though.
I'll have to see about getting more commissions going.
>>15017288
Dat nigga is intense. He posts like every hour
>>15017309
That's the best part about them!
>>15017306
You bet.
>>15017289
>>15017324
Monstergirls need to not let men walk all over them or they'll just be like human women.
>>15017277
Well, maybe if I was one of you rich people I would be able to afford a fancy digital camera thing. The best I've got is an old hand-me-down film camera, so unless you're willing to wait a week or so for me to dig it out of storage, buy film, get a decent shot, find a place that will develop the film, and get it uploaded at probably a Kinkos or something, I can't help you.
>>15017294
>Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.
Dhampirs can't fly, I mean unless they can pull some SOTN Alucard shit.
>>15017289
Reminder that at ANYTIME a Purplecat can materialize above you and smother you with her huge butt!
Be alert and stay safe!
>>15017336
>Purplecat
When did this start? It was still faggot cat last I saw.
>>15017332
Too bad anon, I don't want to be walked all over either!
>>15017334
You don't have to be able to fly in order to be cuter than a smelly Vampire.
>>15017346
Nicknames are interchangeable.
>>15017346
Plump pussy
Fat feline
Big fat cuddle cat
>>15017346
About the time that obese cheshire pic kept getting posted I think?
>>15017349
But it's what's best for you!
>>15017353
Scheduledog is my favorite.
>>15017322
It's a bot.
>>15017358
I agree, it's p. cute.
>>15017356
I know what's best for me and what's best for me is to not be walked all over.
>>15017362
But men never know what they want.
T-This is just a generic lamia rightwould it be wrong of me to think of it as Miia?
I've always had fantasies of living in a RPG town with other waifufags
I could work as a blacksmith, and Miia could sell our wares
or like, a general store
>>15017004
Dat big fatreverse scale
>>15017365
I know exactly what I want.
>>15017378
Do you?
>>15017378
>>15017386
Yes.
>>15017336
I wanna adopt a fat cuddle cat to use as a pillow and confess my emotional problems to!
>>15017371
h-how would that even look?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl6KNY10ZA
When KC add Koi Mermaids?
>>15017389
Or maybe you're just a slut in denial.
>>15017371
She's not a Ryu famvolio.
>>15017394
That's a cute goldfish.
>>15016869You're already the monster for purifying your wife and son
>>15017395
Nah, you're the slut. Not me.
>>15017405
Aren't we all?
>>15017388
Dumb Vampire loli.
>>15017409
No, only some of you are.
>You will never be this suave
>You will never convince a Tanuki to joint operate a jewelry store that specializes in unique appendages
>You will never play v / vg GOTY MGQ because you're a humongous pussy
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some nice stink bug in 2017 that likes your low standards.
