wat wud u do if you caught a wakasaggy
>>14997404
Fuck her.
>>14997404
eat her, if you know what i mean
why is waggysaggy the most bullied 2hu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqltWvJpimQ
>>14997448
She's a fish, and that was 50% of what the Japs ate for a like six thousand years.
Waka-waka is cute!
You guys like fish sticks?
Eat her flesh to gain immortality.
>>14997404
Marry her and spawn dozens of abominations.
Hug and release, of course. Maybe I'd give her a little bit more of whatever bait I used.
>>14997404
>wat wud u do if you caught a wakasaggy
I'd stick it into her warm, soft, moist, sticky, throbbing cloaca and coat her eggs internally with my jizz while suckling on her bountiful bosoms.
PAIZURI
>>14997404
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE WAKAWAKA!
>>14997404
Apologize and offer her some food or drink as a sign of good will.den fug
>>14997711
>maybe give her bait
Motherfucker, I'd give her all my bait. Imagine, pulling out a cute fish girl instead of a bass with a fucking hook in her mouth while she cries. I'd give her all i had
>>14998141
proper advice
pond smelt princess is too innocent to do such things to
>>14998265
Dang, I'd feel like a total asshole. I got a hook caught in my hand once and that was enough, but the mouth?
>>14998520
Cheek is acceptable. Now imagine a hook in your soft palate.
[X] Remove
>>14998652
No.
>>14998687
Not nice.
>>14998780
What would Seiga want with Wacky?
>>14998791
According to an ancient Japanese legend, mermaid flesh may grant immortality if eaten. Maybe Deiga is trying to get true immortality, since hermits' immortality is on a timer and it is a question of time before a kishin come for you.
>>14998803
Ah, makes sense then
y-you come here often?
I really like Waka, too bad she's not popular.
I want to ejaculate all over her eggs and help her attach them to the underside of underwater plants!
[x] princess carry
She's so cute
Acquire cute mermaid.
*guitar riffs intensify*
Don't bully the fish!
>>14999090
When I first heard her theme, I legit thought my sound card had died
Drink her blood and become immortal
The guy in the other thread that said they'd sit on the water's edge and get a titjob from Waggy had the right idea.
Apologise and hopefully befriend her.
>>14999090
I swear if you just replaced the guitar with zunpets the DDC music would be a lot better
I would fertilize her roe.
>>14999417
>>14998791
>>14998270
>>14997404
Why do artists keep drawing her fish tail with human knee bones?
>>14997404
Keep her in an aquarium.
>>14999548
The acoustic in the menu theme was nice, though.
>>14999812
I agree. The menu and everything beyond stage 5 was great. Everything with the electric guitar was awful though.
>>14999971
IMO only Mermaid from the Uncharted Land overused it. Lonesone Werewolf sounded good, and I really liked Seikibanki's theme. Also Kobito of the Shining Needle had guitars and it was pretty good there
>>14998890
don't worry, she's more popular than...ben-ben?
>>14999971
take off your trumpet vision googles
>>14999684
because artists are used to drawing humans and not freakish fishfuckers
>>14999684
Who knows what weird anatomy Waggy Saggy has?
>>15000483
Then don't draw her for fucking.
>>15000806
But that's all she's good for.
>>15000806
Is that even legal?
>>14997448
>>14997404
How does one fuck a fish?
The smell itself would turn me off in an instant.
Paizuri the mermaid!
Human sperm is a valuable sunscreen for a mermaid's fragile skin!
>>15004182
By not fucking her, I guess. Maybe you can just get her head or upper body out for some head/paizuri.
