I fell in love with alice, what to do /jp/ ?
Propose to Shanghai.
>>14968058
Alice needs to be small to flat. This isn't Alice! You fell in love with an impostor!
>>14968060
why her ?
>>14968064
oh noes
>>14968064
Yea, this is a cute image, but the torpedo tits ruin it for me.
>>14968109
It just draws all the attention and looks ridiculous. Too bad, Alice has such a cute face in it too. I wish I was good at image editing.
P R O C R E A T E
>>14968058
Get a depression because you'll soon realize she's not real.
>>14968359
i know anon i will endure it someday :(
>>14968148
Actually this is better but the tie has been erased.
>>14968058
Gangbang Alice and passing her around like a doll!
>>14968058
fug her :DDDD
>>14968951
twice
>>14968959
thrice
>>14968962
frice
>>14968965
>>14968838
This is the only option. If you truly love her, you'll help her fulfill her intended purpose.
>>14968246
>>14968951
>>14968959
>>14968962
>>14968965
>sexualising Alice
You gents seem to have been mistaken. Alice is mine and only mine, you are not allowed to sexualise her purity and kindness without my consenting word
>>14969034
But I'm sexualising her foryou
Support your wife's addiction to Eirin's dream medicine by getting a job at the post office!
i want alice to blast my head off with a shotgun so i can die a quick and painless death
>>14968064
Disgusting. Alice looks amazing with big tits. Her outfit accentuates them so well.
I just finished fucking Alice, ama
>>14973289
What's it like staying in the library all day, Patchouli?
>>14975074
What's it like staying in your room all day, stinking /jp/sie?
>>14973254
Heresy
>>14968064
>>14973254
Alice's breasts are average sized, perfect for breastfeeding hungry witches.
>>14977110
Toxic and laden with heavy metals. Magicians should avoid breastfeeding.
MORE ARIPAI PLEASE!
>>14969220
You have my consenting word, do not worry
>>14968058
Show your feeling to her and make deep love with her. Don't be shy guy, express about her and take relationship to next level!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjVaN0eMMqI
Do you like her because she's pretty, or do you like her because EINS ZWEI GUTEN MORGEN 1 2 1 2 ICH ICH ICH ICH
This is important question
>>14984049
That song is grating.
>>14984100
I know, right?
Too bad everyone outside 4chan is addicted to that garbage
>>14984049
dat touhou be eyeing dat mini-touhou whatisgoingon
>>14984049
No, i liked her because she is pretty.
>>14984049
I like Alice because she is perfect.
>>14984049
I like her because she is the gangbang and passing her around like a doll girl.
what's going on here
>>14987165
>>14968246
Alice's love for dolls indicates that she has strong maternal instincts. Give her some babies /jp/!
>>14969016
>intended purpose
Alice isn't an elf, anon. She's a lonely but pure girl who needs to be made happy through loving and consensual impregnation. Once Alice has spawned a small horde of little magicians she'll never be lonely again!
>>14988382
alice leaks poop
>>14987172
i dont understand how this shit happened
>>14968058
Me too, how about threesome?
>>14994494
I will never fap to my waifu ever again..
>>14994585
Why?
>>14984169
the only acceptable rendition of that song is Technorch's version of it
and this is fact
Tie up your appendages with string.
>>14994594
because i reflect myself to alice that's why.
sorry for late reply
>>14968359
This senpai
i fell in love with alice 3, maybe 4 years ago. she haunts my day dreams, my sleeping dreams. the magnificence of alice.
i dont know how to word it, the constant crushing reminders she isnt real and will never be yours.
Even if she wasnt mine, even if she hated me (she would) i would just love to know she existed, things would be better then.
if alice were real maybe i wouldnt be so pathetic.
>>15004843
Alice has one friend.
days like these i wish i had the strength to go to gensokyo
Now i think, if she were real it would be worse.
afterall, i would be closer, physically, but not mentally. She would hate me and theres nothing i could do but be a creepy stalker.
>>15004873
maybe it would be better?
At least i would leave the house more.
Alice has 2 threads!
