Do you enjoy the sunflowers, /jp?
Make sure you don't accidentally step on any of them.
What happens if you intentionally step on one of them?
>>14939726
Would you really do this in her presence?
Would you?
>>14939726
She'd probably just cut you in half with one swing of her umbrella. I don't think she's interested in playing such games with ordinary humans.
On the other hand, if it was an accident, you'd probably be okay, actually; Akyuu writes that "as long as you don't [...] set her field of flowers on fire, you should be fine," and she's known for exaggerating. After all, Yuuka is polite, so giving a proper apology should get you out of trouble.
If it's fanon Yuuka, she'd, I don't know, take you home and step on your balls or something.
>>14940549
now would you liked to be spared or stomped on the nuts
*fart*
>>14940549
Im gonna make Yuuka my girlfriend and she cant stop me
>>14939762
Like I'm scared of a 2hu who made their dress from a tablecloth.
>>14940636
You're just envious that she's more stylish than you'll ever be.
>>14940602
I want Yuuka to fart on me
>>14940569
I'd rather she step on them lightly and lovingly.
>>14939723
She just wants some friends.
i want yuuka to hack me to pieces with an axe and then burn my remains
>>14940878
I can do that for you, Anon!
>>14940696
What's going on here?
>>14940956
She's dreaming about being attacked by ravenous youkai!
What did yama mean when she says's Yuuka's been living too long?
I am literally going togrow sunflowerswith Yuuka
>>14941119
It obviously means that Yuuka is most likely not immortal and should have died a long time ago for some reason.
>>14939723
As a man who has grown sunflowers, there is no way to accidentally step on them once they have started germination, they are far too large to miss, even for a giant gaijin like me
>stepping on sunflowers
The real problem is that they don't die.
Growing sunflowers is super tedious.
>>14939723
I prefer melons.
How do you even step on sunflowers?
They're like, 6 feet high.
>>14940696
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
>>14941514
this
>>14941247
She's probably got celestial immortality. Beats the shit out of any reaper that comes for her life.
Time to commit arson.
>>14953013
Tying Yuuka to a stake in her sunflower field and setting it on fire!
>>14952906
Could Yuuka grow celestial peaches?
>>14953274
You'd need some of that Lunarian monofilament or whatever the fuck it was to tie up Yuuka.
>>14940632
But i fucking will
>>14952906
Why are her breasts so big
>>14961208
symbolic for fertility
>>14961208
Something wrong with that?
I want to have sexual intercourses with this youkai.
>>14961208
Sunflowers are an excellent way to attract goldfinches.
Contrary to what you may think, birds are most attracted to them once the plant has begun to wither and die since that is when the seeds are most easy to access.
>>14941776
Yuuka has no shortage of melons!
>>14961518
Would she let me feel them if I asked nicely?
Yuuka is pretty for a monster.
>>14961578
Of course, they're pretty difficult to manage by herself. You could say they're a handful.
