you have 1 chance to stop yukari from stealing your innocence
I'm from /jp/.
>>14924456
being a socially reclusive neet virgin wont protect you from gap hag crotch
Reminder that we have about 4 Yukari thread right now
>>14924466
Hooray!
>>14924480
/jp/ has never been this good!
>>14924480
thats awesome!
>>14924480
more bump
>>14924480
/jp/ - Boundary Culture
>>14924450
You can't steal innocence where there isn't any. Give me your best shot, sexy fiend
I cast Body of Effulgent Beryl.
No! Please! Stay away!
Take this miko instead! Maybe it will help satiate your lust!
>>14924613
Ew no one wants that.
>>14924450
I don't have any innocence.
>>14924646
then shes stealing your nether regions for the next four to five hours to do whatever she wants with and its probably kinky and hella lewd
>>14924450
No! I won't let Yukari tell me how babies are made.
>>14924693
Like what?
Gaping my penis into her crotch to fuck me with it?
Use my own penis to fuck my mother/sister and get them pregnant against my will?
Gap it into a kindergarten where innocent little girls will play with it without understanding what it really is?
Force me to suck it myself while she laughs and humiliates me?
Hm?
>>14924450
I'll politely ask her to not steal it, stealing is bad and wrong!
My overwhelming ego can crush other beings with it's mere existence. Yukari can't even get close to me unless I give her permission.
It can't be helped. I'll lay down, spread my legs and beg her to be gentle. If I'm obedient enough I hope she will let me call her mommy.
Tell her that an innocence can only be properly taken during a wedding night.
I hope I can marry her some day!
>>14924450
I don't see how this thread is pertinent, how is this going to help anyone?
Yukari has SIX threads! And that's still not enough!
>>14924450
if innocence = virginity then I'd gladly let her
every time i see her lewd cleavage i have an undying lust for paizuri
Marry me first, please, I promise to be a good husband
RAN IS PRETTIER
HECATIA IS STRONGER
YUYUKO IS COOLER
HER ONLY FRIEND IS A POOR ASS MIKO NO ONE LIKES
SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS MANY THREADS
>>14924693
K, I'm fine with that.
>>14925058
SAGGY
HAGGY
TITTIES
>>14925249
>HECATIA IS STRONGER
Objectively wrong
>>14924450
I'll use it to mount an entirely ineffective resistance, because just giving in is less fun for her and might cause her to go easy
>>14924450
>stealing your innocence
>My innocence
Heh. Heheh. hehAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But I want her to and I never had any to begin with. Can't rape the willing and if she plays with age boundaries I'll be her slave forever.
>>14925932
Age gapping can go both ways
>>14925320
i want to tittyfuck yukarin
It's no easy task trying to stop Yukari when she wants what she wants.
>>14924450
I'll steal her innocence instead.
>>14924450
No please
Do not want
Help me Eirin!
>>14926854
What do you need from me, Anon?
>>14924450
What innocence? I do not believe in innocence.
>>14926909
Your innocence.
>>14926534
Raping Rinnosuke is basically easy modo second to Sanae
>>14924450
she gives the finest paizuri in all of gensokyo
>>14924450
Not if I take it first.
助けてー、みこえもーん!
>>14924716
Translate it weeb
>>14933834
>Um, today unexpectedly Ran and Chen are gone and I wound up wanting to eat hot pot
>But while buying ingredients
I just so happened to bump into you, so
maybe I'll just have human instead...
>>14933845
Shut up and keep translating, weeb.
>>14934022
He's just copy-pasting (with edits) from the translation on Danbooru.
>>14934022
>You ask my age? How old do you think I am? ...Sixteen?! Don't kid me, you coy! How could I be so young?
>I am already twenty!
>>14934026
/jp/ is reclining
I remember when true weebs were here and translate random shit only saying the magic words.
>>14931961
Whats it like?
Your shikigami is better.
>>14934096
Shit taste, m8
Because my innocence is gross. Who wants something gross?
>>14934109
I want Yukari to be MY shikigami!
>>14934407
You'll need a strong umbrella, dude
>>14935283
Is this a strong enough umbrella?
>>14934109
You say that, but I succeeded in protecting my innocence. I'm saving myself for my favorite touhou, I'm not some harlot.