I want Erika to look down on me
First for Yasu~
BEATO
Which sister would you bully?
>>14908234
Qt.
>>14908274
AHAHA.WAV
>>14908274
I'm seriously tired of all cosplayers wearing those platform heel shoes
Guys.... GUYS! What if Bern and Lambda actually are in this world and they're just posing as cosplayers for the lulz?
>>14908375
I wish they'd visit and sit on my face
>>14908383
The pathetic 'weight' that your existence holds would be crushed by me merely appearing near you, kiddo.
>>14908481
Ok
Still aroused by you guys
>>14908481
It would be worth it
Guys... GUYS! What if Lambda is actually a trap? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.
>>14908505
In that case, I wouldlick her candy cane
>>14908659
>her
>>14908269
Lucifer, but only out of a place of love.
>>14909093
Ill get rid of it maybe later. But don't expect it to be flawless, the Erika one I did last time wasn't perfect
>>14909802
The problem with the sample pictures is that they're so small that even if you remove the text, the resolution is still shit. But the Erika one you made was still much better than nothing though
>>14909812
http://waifu2x.udp.jp/ does a reasonably good resizing job at the correct settings
>>14909820
Wow, that actually worked pretty well
>not "Kyrie dindu nuffin" edition
One job, OP
>>14909812
I don't think the originals were very large to start with for some of them.
>>14909954
Would have been from 200-300 dpi digitally in order to be printed so it would have been decent size for 4chan standards
I want to marry Erika.
>>14910039
I want to have a sexually tense rival situation with Erika.
I want to try and ultimately fail to intellectually rape Erika, then fall back on physically raping Erika.
I want to be the Watson to her Holmes
>>14910126
So would you want her to defeat you after one of your biggest victories, then Rape you after forcing you into a marriage?
>>14910230
Sounds incredibly fun.
This anon's a pervert
>>14910422
Best girl really did get last post
>>14910445
>Not even a girl
i am mad
>>14910445
Don't hold your breath, I could have posted another Bernkastel were I not more occupied elsewhere. The queen still reigns.
That thread was built to last.
>no one posted a post and then created a thread just for the last post get
Come on, this is childsplay
>>14910503
Nah I wanted to see it play out. It was more fun that way.
>>14910503
I was about to point that out in the last thread but it got deleted before I could start typing.
I hope the fun never ends.
>>14910514
Lack of competitiveness
I tried that trick on /a/ but a willardposter posted in the window where I post the post in the thread and post 2 new threads to bump the thread 2 positions down.
Though that was pretty fun even though I lost
>>14910503
I considered doing that, but I figured it wouldn't feel as satisfying
>>14910503
i tried that, didn´t work
Erika's a miracle of the universe(s) and I love her very much
Erika climbed into Battler's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.
Upon awakening Battler found himself duct taped to his bed. Erika was wet, standing in front of him with a one-piece swimsuit staring him in the face. "As Agatha Christie used to say...the secret of getting ahead is getting started!" And at that, Erika leaped forward and grabbed Battler's shirt. She grabbed with all her might, and ripped the clothes from his body. His muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help.
The sweat on his body aroused Erika more than she'd ever been aroused before. It reminded her of the stories her mother kept hidden away in the back of the bookshelf, where detectives would receive probings by their mischievous homosexual partners. She couldn't wait. Erika flipped Battler over and spread open his asshole. Again his screams were not heard. After ripping open his backside, Erika plunged her fist in.
She thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Battler and he lost consciousness. Erika came almost immediately, but she was by no means done. She pulled out of his asshole, her FIST dripping blood and shit. Erika cleaned her fist off with Battler's tongue.
Erika took out her chopsticks and shoved them up her moist vagina.
>>14910912
Erika then undid Battler's restraints and began fist-fucking his now lifeless corpse while shoving her chopsticks up her slimy cunt. After ejaculating her Detective's goo, she decided she wanted a better look at Battler.
Erika shoved her hand back up Battler's ass. She thrust it in as far as she could and grabbed onto the first organ she could, and then pulled out. She ripped out his entire small intestine and part of his large. Erika started to giggle and piled up the small intestine onto her head like a Deerstalker cap.
She noticed the sun was coming up so she had to finish in a hurry. She pulled a large knife from the ass crack of her swimsuit and began to skin Battler's body.
Just then Erika remembered, she was not an atheist detective loli, but a cow-titted golden witch. She skinned herself to reveal her true identity, Beatrice, the titty monster. She sat in the center of the room for several hours until George came in.
"Battler it's time for-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A WITCH OH MY GOD BATTL-" and Beatrice attacked and pierced George. Then Beatrice went outside and let out an ahaha.wav and a ray of gold butterflies came from the sky and swept her away to the Golden Land.
>>14910912
>>14910918
That's nice dear.
Dlanor a qt
Hideyoshi is the only that doesn't have any backstory, right?
Literally everyone has some history or progress except for him. Why is he so irrelevant?
>>14910995
I thought they went into a little detail about him, just not as much
>>14910995
He used to be some kind of mob boss didn't he? Anyway it's nice to see some consistency in personality.He doesn't actually murder anyone does he, with the exception of the incident in 3 where Rudolf/Krie probably tried to blackmail him first. Of-course he does go along with Eva's insane plans
Just found out there's a doujin where Battler steals Shannon away from George.
Normally I'm not fond of NTR, but that feels right.
Sauce please
>>14911460
I only found it as part of a compilation. It's the first one.
http://exhentai.org/g/635132/54c3f97ada/
It also isn't translated.
Am I the only one who loves to voice all the characters in certain scenes?
>>14910995
He doesn't need a backstory. He was into food, got himself food chain stores and got rich from it. He's boring but has enough of a backbone. That's where George got his shit fat genes and became completely boring and shit.
>>14911772
Man, whoever made this image sure seems to hate George. Maybe he was projecting some of his own qualities onto him?
>>14911845
But that's exactly the kind of person George is, he even admits how much of a faggot he is in episode 6. Not to mention the implication that he got rid of Battler's Letter so he could more easily seduce his Waifu who was barely in middle school by the time he entered college. He's a bitch.
>>14911845
Are you saying George isn't being a faggot whenever his glasses fog up?I was honestly surprised how much the story actually shits on him in these scenes. I only took screenshots of the best one (worst?) but it really does paint George in a bad light. Irie had the same gimmick in Higurashi but whenever his glasses fogged, it didn't show honesty but his nervousness and fear. George's glasses fogging up shows his true colors. The red text was just to both joke about George and put the text into some small context.
Personally the part that really made me noticed that Ryukishi07 shat on George hard, more than just ep 6, is the bottom left corner one. The one where George watches a child's show with Maria while Battler and Jessica make cracks at it. Imagine if the show was Dora or something and George was watching it with the same intensity and joy as Maria. That's not normal or healthy.
>>14911772
I would've walked away from Rosa beating Maria too. That's just business between the two of them.
>>14911456
Isn't that canon though?
Also didn't George NTR Shannon away from Battler first?
>>14911915
I don't think Battler even remembered she existed before going back the island.
>>14911914
Yeah, honestly, I was very tempted to remove it outright since Battler and Jessica also decide to leave, not just George. It doesn't make him solely wrong or a faggot but because it was an important scene, and I was missing one image to make it fit, I had to add it. I only had 16 images and this was the 16th. It wasn't faggot-y enough.
>oh look, George is smugly looking down on Battler and saying that he jokingly might have a weakness.
Meh.
I still think the scene where George tells everyone to let Maria get beaten made him look like a faggot to a degree since Jessica and Battler might have calmed down Rosa if they tried hard enough. Battler tried a bit but he could have done more if George didn't convince him.
>>14911925
Of course he did. Remember the letters that never got sent?
>>14911925
That's debatable. That may very well be the case, sine to him, she was just some girl that he talked to occasionally whenever he went to Rokkenjima, even his promise was mostly a joke, he didn't see it as a sin.
On the other hand in the universe where Lion exists Battler doesn't even bother to show up after six years. Even if he wasn't in love with her or anything like that, I'd like to think Shannon played some factor in Battler coming back, even if it wasn't the biggest one.
>>14911938
I really don't know what red text I could have added to that image
>come on Jessica, beat him up, he's not perfect!
Ehh, not good. I still can't think of anything for that image.
>>14911772
>>14911903
Fuck off autism.
>>14911960
You're right, George is full of autism.
>>14911964
Just like you.
>>14911938
No, I don't. I've been stalling on my re-read.
>>14911947
Perhaps. Though I'd like to have Shannon's life as miserable as possible, so I might just be forgetting.
I just would like to say that the OP has mediocre choices.
OH DESIRE
Please just let it be March 25th already.
>>14912435
What a happy family
>>14912274
It'll probably take a while until it's translated anyway. The last chapter was released in December, and wasn't translated until February
>>14911938
>Remember the letters that never got sent?
I don't remember that at all, when did that happen?
Why could Ange revive herself to the Golden Land after she died when learning abut the truth, but Lambdadelta couldn't do so when Featherine killed her?
>>14911772
>>14911903
Every time you post these pictures I feel like I need to tell you that you should add a black outline to that text. The red really clashes with all the other colors, and makes it pretty uncomfortable to read
>>14912998
Probably because she's the Witch of Resurrection
oh shit
Isnt this supposed to be one of the longest chapters in Umineko?
>>14913053
I don't think it's the longest, but it certainly is the best
In which order should I read the series?
>>14913212
Heh. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8.
>>14913212
Release order. The answer to this question is almost always release order.
>>14910392
I fucked your mom, but I also like you.
>>14913212
1, 4, 5, 6, 7.
>>14913234
Fuck Off, Dad.
>>14913212
Higurashi -> Umineko
>>14913228
I don't even know why people would consider it otherwise, especially since Umineko is Chronological.
>>14913384
Not only that, but you have to read the Episodes before you unlock the next one. The game even says that it isn't recommended to skip anything
So who else has red the Murder of Roger Acroyd? I finished it recently, and while the mystery itself was quite good I felt it lacked the ＨＥＡＲＴ that many of Christie's other works often has. None of the motives were terribly interesting, Poirot seemed like he was playing a game of casual checkers the whole time, and the narrator seemed just bored of the whole thing.
>>14913447
And what does this has to do with this thread?
>>14913458
In the history of Umineko threads it is not unheard of or generally unwelcome to discuss mystery as a genre.
BOI
SHE
GON
DO
IT
>>14913498
Sorry. I'm new to this :P
>>14913447
It's quite fun, though not as fun as the ABC Murders. Have you read those?
Honestly, I thought Umineko's trick would be something akin to Sleeping Murder.
>>14913517
Welcome to "this".
>>14913757
ABC murders is such a god tier red herring. Christie is the only author I legitimately have no idea where they're going for much of the story. I think some of her best stories though, mysteries aside, are ones with original detectives that aren't attached to any others. Those seem to have far better characters.
What did Ange see in the corner of the matress store? On that tagent, how did she bring Sakutarou back, was it just a trick?
>>14913788
Have you read P.D. James? I think you'll love it, if you liked Christie.
Her Cordelia Grey books are superb as well, and it's quite interesting to see a female detective.You can also imagine she looks like Erika
>>14912998
Ange died. Lambda was more or less literally written out of existence while the situation was resolved.
>>14913801
It's intentionally left vague in the original VN, but the PS3 version throws subtlety out the door and outright shows Sakutarou among the various things on the wall.
>>14913817
I see. So Rosa, despite designing clothing for a living, was just bullshitting Maria and bought something mass produced.
>>14913946
Illusions to illusions. Rosa was always a shitty mom.
>>14913946
If you read the end of ch4 ange shows Beatrice that sakutarou was a mass produced toy and that's how she was able to revive him.
Not wanting to crush Maria's happiness they call it magic, which is at the centre of what magic is
>>14913946
>>14914297
Wouldn't Ange get sued for writing books about someone elses property?
>>14914373
Do doujin writers get sued for using characters?
>>14914382
No, but it's illegal for sure. Japan doesn't even have parody laws. The only reason they don't get sued is because most creators over there don't give a fuck
>>14913015
I'll do that.
>>14914373
I don't think anyone in the "future" remember about a shitty unknown cloth doll from the nineties.
>>14914577
>shitty
Don't say that about poor Sakutarou!
>>14914601
If it was good, other kids would have one, wouldn't they?
>>14913946
>>14914297
Wasn't it rather that Rosa was making another as an apology but she forgot it on the boat before the incident, and thus Kawabata kept it?
>>14914628
No, it was mass produced. She says so herself in the manga
I wish Rudolf was my dad
>>14914751
>your dad will never kill the rest of your family
Why live?
I literally just started episode 6 and
wow
Ryukishi, congratulations on losing me in the first chapter
Are you folks ready for another puzzle? Here we go.
Upon unlocking my apartment and entering it, I found my roommate dead inside. His throat was slit and I couldn't see any murder weapon. There was a huge pool of blood under his body so I'm assuming he was killed inside. My room mate and me both had a key to the apartment so I checked for any keys and I did find one broken inside his pocket.
Impossible! All the windows were locked and...
I took a knife in my hand and inspected the apartment for any intruders, but to no avail. No one was hiding in the apartment and no one had left the apartment when I came in.
So I gathered all his acquaintances in one place, all 5 of them.
There was the gruff captain Morgan
Meek looking boy Shandy.
The sexy pina colada.
The big scary Black Russian
And the mentally unstable Scottish Half n Hoff.
I told them all at the same time
"Roommate is dead"
This was followed by the following responses in this specific order.
Half n Hoff: 'Astard! He owed me some money he did!
Pina Colada: What a shame, he was so pretty. I wish I had gotten a bit further with him.
Black Russian: Blyat. I'll kill whoever killed him.
Captain Morgan: God damn. Poor scoundrel. I had a drink with the sod last night.
Shandy: I can't believe he was murdered. What kind of a monster would kill such a great guy?
Now, how do you think he was murdered and who did it.
I have an answer in mind, but my mind is open to any interpretations.
>>14914843
I give up.
>>14914843
You did it
>>14914843
The narrator?
>>14914860
>>14914873
Seems pretty cut and dry to me that the narrator did it with his knife, yeah.
>>14914843
It's either the Russian or Shandy.
He simply told the acquaintances that the roommate was dead, but they both knew it was murder.
The weapon was probably taken with the murderer and not left at the crime scene.
About the locked room: the roommate could've been cut at the door, so he quickly locked the door and fell over and died of blood loss.
The existence of the riddle means this level of reasoning is possible for anon!
>>14914751
Rudolf seems like he would be coolest guy to have as a dad, (if it weren't his family's circumstances).
>>14914879
Then how did the key break?
>>14914843
I'll assume that the narrator isn't the murderer.
If you had to unlock the door, it had to be locked in first place, and the narrator, acting as the detective couldn't have done it.
His key was broken on his pocket, so someone must've locked the door.
Therefore, the culprit has a key.
So here is my theory:
Captain Morgan did it, he snatched his key last night, while your roommate was drunk, made a copy, then went to his aparatment and killed him. He took the weapon and locked the door after killing the roommate.
>>14914906
The roommate could've fallen on it.
There was no saying what material it was made of, nor anything about the roommate's physique.
>>14914628
Sort of. She did get another one, but it wasn't hand made.
>>14914843
I'll give you guys something to think about. (Ignore the all-knowing by the narrator it's for the purpose of making the puzzle more interesting)
The key was purposefully broken by the culprit and placed inside the victims pocket in that order. The culprit was inside the apartment when he placed the broken key in the pocket.
The apartments door can only be locked with the two keys that I and roommate had.
Obviously I'm not the killer. That would be too easy.
>>14914843
>So I gathered all his acquaintances in one place, all 5 of them.
That's pretty sad
>>14914962
The narrator could've conspired with the killer and lent him the key, but was given back shortly before.
That, or the key was stolen from the narrator and placed back without him knowing.
>>14914962
Okay, what if the door was unlocked to begin with, and the narrator just thought that he unlocked it before he entered? In that case it could be anyone
>>14914843
>>14914909
Killer is still inside;
There is a secret passage;
There is no roof;
You can lock the door without the key.
Any of these will make the crime trivial.
>>14914997
>There is no roof;
Always gets me.
>>14914987
I am neither the culprit nor the accomplice nor did I help the culprit commit the murder indirectly.
>>14914987
I had the keys on me at all times and up until now I had stayed with my parents, so my keys weren't used in any way.
I definitely unlocked the door. It was locked before I unlocked it.
>>14914812
Ikuko and Featherine are such shit characters. It's no surprise that six and eight are the worst Episodes in the VN, giving her even semi-important parts was a bad idea.
>>14915057
What makes them so shit?
>>14914962
The key that was broken wasn't the key to the apartment.
Killer was the Russian, since he was the first to say that he was murdered.
Motive? Probably Pina Colada's love.
>>14915033
A) It was suicide and, after making the initial, cut, the roommate hid the weapon and died.
B) A copy or fake key exists.
C) The culprit had the roommate's key for unknown reasons beforehand.
D) The door had an autolock mechanism, and locked itself after the murder was committed.
>>14915068
On Featherine: I felt that she was unnecessary to the overall story of Umineko. She just comes in, talks about how we need to look deeper because the answers are there as if the series hadn't been doing it for the past five Episodes, and does and doesn't do things as the plot demands (kills Lambdadelta but not Ange or Battler because reasons).
Ikuko, I admit, is simply because I link her so much with Featherine that I don't separate the two. Though I don't find her or Tohya too interesting anyway.
>>14915072
Bing bing bing! We have a winner. Thanks for playing.
Anyone have any complaints or suggestions for future puzzles? Will you guys allow me to indulge in giving you guys one of like maybe every two weeks or so.
If you don't want to just tell me to fuck off and I'll do so.
Also, the reason why shandy assumed it was murder was because of the Russian saying it first.
>>14913015
Alright, here you go, I redid the text, added borders and fixed some mistakes I wish I had fixed a while ago. Looks much better. Thanks for the input. I'll do ep 2 now.
>>14915111
>the reason why shandy assumed it was murder was because of the Russian saying it first.
Huh, clever.
>>14915111
Fuck, I can't believe I fell for the key-trick again after Episode 4. I should have seen it
But this was a good one. I'd love more of these
>>14915111
>key tricks
shaking my head to be honest family
>>14914843
Although now that I know the answer, shouldn't the narrator have noticed that the key was different, even if it was broken?
>>14915182
That is true. I just didn't want to give away the answer too easily and I felt like if I started to point out the key even further it would become obvious.
>>14915111
But how was he murdered? This hasn't been answered yet.
>>14915203
Yeah, I understand, I just wanted to know if you had taken that into account and you had, so kudos.
>>14915208
It's about the whydunnit, anon.
>>14915208
He used weapon X.
>>14915220
>Now, how do you think he was murdered and who did it.
>how do you think he was murdered
>how
:^o
>>14915221
top kek
>>14915228
That was only a tagline to get you to play the game. You've fallen for his marketing scheme.
>>14915208
It says his throat was slit, so he obviously used his big Russian hands to rip it apart
>>14915239
He short cut those nails.
>>14915235
Oh, damn...
>>14915239
Exactly what I thought
If you were Ryukishi and you wanted to make another When They Cry, what could you possibly do to change the formula? Umineko expanded on Higurashi by adding the meta-elements, but what's another element you can add to the story so that it's not like another Umineko?
I'm curious if anyone has any ideas since I can't think of any.
>>14915291
Magic
>>14915291
Make three completely different stories that somehow intertwine with each other in the end
>>14913053
Episode 5 is actually the shortest episode by word count.
>>14915291
Branching paths? The closest we got was the Trick and Magic endings.
He's considering exploring other mediums for it, like manga. If he does, there could be something unique to it.
>>14915366
Can you imagine the rage if he made a new WTC with lots of impossible closed room murders and such, and it turned out the answer was real magic all along?
>those scenes with Battler in the locked room during episode 6
Ryukishi should write a horror story
>>14915655
I'm pretty sure he already did that a couple of times
>>14915657
That wasmagic, Anon.
I mean, witches, kakera, and yokai are prettymagical.
I mean actual horror
>>14915664
He's doing Ika, or whatever is its name.
>>14915664
That milk drinking thing obviously worked quite well for Ange.
For Erika.. not so much.
>>14915942
Erika was too busy solving crimes to drink milk.
I bet she came out of the womb and immediately solved who killed her mother.
>>14915942
ange drank all the milk, so erika was left with nothing, and her chest shows it.
>>14915441
Sasuga.
>>14911483
YES
But only when I'm home alone.
And theyre mostly silly and have funny accents.
>>14916316
Can you give some examples for the accents you assign to characters?
I personally love reading Bern's lines with my impression of Voldemort.
>>14913785
Calm your edge, friend.
>>14915291
Have you guys ever played prince of Persia sands of time?
His next story could incorporate multiple narrators who all have their own recollection on what happened and argue amongst each other.
>>14916332
What edge?
I don't understand.
I just welcomed someone to "this" that I don't know what he is talking about. Since he said he was new to "this".
>>14913015
>>14915113
And done. It does look a lot better, crisp and clear.
>>14913447
I'm reading it right now along with the oriental express. I think Ryukishi07 mentioned the latter in Higurashi.
Would youdestroyErika's closed rooms?
>>14917679
>>14917679
>>14917713
Embarrassing Erika must be so fun.
Why does Featherine call Bernkastel "the witch of recitation"? She's doesn't repeat anything from memory.
>>14918712
Recitation because she is a specialist in reseting situations, but I think it is probably an author mistake. Bern power is knowing the perfect cause and effect for an objective, not reseting to try again. The power to do things (magic) any witch can do it, the idea is that each one has a method of doing things.
I think its totally a mistake, I wouldn't care much, reminder that it's real people making these stories, characters can say "mistakes".
>>14918712
Because she's her miko, I think. One of the definitions for the word recite is "to repeat (a piece of poetry or prose) before an audience, as for entertainment."
>>14918712
What's the original kanji for it? Maybe the translator chose the wrong word or couldn't think of a better English equivalent?
>>14918765
>>14918879
>>14918776
Sounds plausible, but I already took the pictures, so I guess I should just make it 100% sure.
>>14918908
And here's the other half just in case.
>>14918908
>朗読の魔女
It could be "Witch of Reading", but that isn't as flashy. Google translate is also suggesting "Recitation" for that kanji. Maybe that explains it.
>>14918940
Pic related, fan art but its still canon.
>>14918940
I see. Kind of weird to call her that (at least it was weird to use word it in that fashion like a witch's title), but I'm glad to see it wasn't anything too important.
mmm.....
I really like B.Battler as a character in CROSS.
Not because of how he's a murderer and says really nasty things to people but because he seems like even he doesn't want himself to be the culprit and seems to try everything he can to get himself killed.
Why do I love Erika so much?
>>14920851
*impales you with a blue wedge*
psssh.... "love" isn't real kid...
who names their daughter Ghetto?
>>14920738
I like his ending after killing Shannon; he sounds likes he's laughing and crying at the same time.
i have a problem. i think i've fallen madly in love with bernkastel.
I'm sure that I've fallen madly in love with Lambdadelta and there isn't a problem with that.
>>14920973
<you are my friend baby>
>>14920992
Why are you speaking in English on a Japanese imageboard?
>>14921001
it's not English if it's full width.
>>14920738
I always see Black Battler as being the regular Battler being controlled and forced to do horrible things. He knows what he's doing is wrong, but he can't stop it.
>>14920851
Because she's a pathetic failed mary sue.
I love cakes!
>>14921343
Does anyone else get the feeling that Featherine is just a small part of Ryukishi07 and she doesn't represent him at all? I mean, it seems obvious that she's him because she's the author but I always felt that Ange acted more like Ryukishi07. She's humble, only wants to create stories to help others and doesn't seem condescending in any way. I always felt that Featherine acted a bit more like Agatha Christie, especially with the whole ''I wrote mysteries under another name for the contest, figure out which one it is'' that Agatha also did.
>>14921284
His boss version seems different though. Like whatever was left of Battler is completely gone and he really became the awful monster he claims to be.
>>14920738
>Calls himself trash
>Mentions he's feeling cheery yet sad
>His sad laugh at the end of his story with Shannon
>Tells Eva to kill him, completely serious
>Says things to people that would obviously piss them off
>Picks fights he knows he can't possibly win
I want to hold Black Battler's hand and tell him everything will be alright.
>>14921479
He'd probably kill you while laughing and crying.
>>14921481
He doesn't really kill all that much in the game, oddly enough. He seems more keen on rape and/or keeping his victim as a slave.
>>14921515
Based as fuck.
I mean really, who wouldn't want Jessica and Shannon as slaves, walking around on their four, naked with a collar on their neck?
>>14921479
You're not a very sociable person, aren't you? it would be better to leave that kind of people alone. Men like that are a pathetic lost cause.
>>14921615
Nothing excites me like Jessica, Lambda, Erika and Bern's broken "Battler-sama" when he swaps to them.
>>14921618
Well, he has a whole island to himself, so he'll be fine.
>>14921626
>Bern's broken "Battler-sama"
I'd love to see Bernkastel broken. Goddamn, now I want to see a harem of everyone naked, broken with collars all held by a unified chain.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Uminekos are NOT for sexualexcept Lambda but only for tender loving
>>14921830
What about Bern and Erika? I want to humiliate them.
>>14921839
Humiliation is wrong when cute witches are involved. Now that I think about it though, Natsuhi would be perfect to humiliate.
>>14921830
Lambda is good for unwrapping.
>>14921839
How would you humiliate Bernkastel? I'd force her to wear Rika's clothes and then stab her in front of the Furude shrine. Maybe some ptsd will fuck her up.
>>14921357
Probably she is Agatha counterpart and not Ryukishi at all, probably it was his intention from this character.
I want to inspect Bern face too.
>>14922003
I want to inspect Bern's mouth with my dick if you know what I mean.
>>14922019
Stop the sexualize.
>>14921970
I think that's why I like Featherine more than some other people. People assume she's a Ryukishi Stand in, while some of the stuff she says and does contradicts what some of the main themes of the story are. She acts a lot like Agatha Christie, and in general acts like stuck up mystery novel writers. I never got why people thought she was 100% Ryukishi's self insert character.
>>14922151
Because people don't know the true Ryukishi07 self insert.
>>14922180
JOOJI!
>>14922031
I want to put my dick in that pussy.
I am very much in love with Lambdadelta. I want to marry her.
Do perfect girls like Erika exist in real life?
>>14922846
＜＜ＷＡＮ ＭＯＡＨＨ＞＞！！
I hope so. I love her so much
Dlanor best GIRL.
Erika is a pseudo-intellectual FAG.
>>14923624
>Erika is a pseudo-intellectual FAG.
Are there any torrents/links WITHOUT the ps3 sprites?
I can't find any
>>14923768
The PS3 version on nyaa comes with the patch for the vanilla game as well.
>>14923768
>>14923820
Just realized that I literally have a signed copy of the physical 1-4 DVD game. Now how did I forget that?
Anyway, installing it now.
They should really mention that in the torrent description. Wiki says you can't uninstall the PS3 sprites with the patches.
>>14923768
>>14923986
Dumb rifuyu poster
>>14924609
I didn't know there were others. I love rifyu's art and I miss his seacats.
You're minding your own business shitposting in /jp/'s Seacats thread when you suddenly hear the voice of a female behind you. "How long are you planning on just sitting down there and doing nothing, Anonymous?" asks Bernkastel.
You turn your chair around and are now facing the witch.
[ ] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."
[ ] Punch her in the face.
[ ] Rape
[ ] Ignore her and go back to shitposting.
[ ] "Whoa! I didn't expect you to color your hair blue, mom."
[ ] "Where is Erika? I really love her."
[ ] Tell her to fuck off.
[ ] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!"
[ ] Other (please specify)
>>14925011
[X] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."
[X] Punch her in the face.
[X] Rape
[X] Ignore her and go back to shitposting.
[X] "Whoa! I didn't expect you to color your hair blue, mom."
[X] "Where is Erika? I really love her."
[X] Tell her to fuck off.
[X] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!"
[X] Other: Tell her to tell Dlanor that I know a guy who runs a sweet store.
>>14925011
[X] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."
>>14925011
[X] Punch her in the face.
I hate Bernkastel so goddamn much. I wish she'd drop dead.
So. What's the deal with Maria and Rosa? Do they really hate each other or what?
>>14925325
How the hell do you get the impression that Maria hates her mother?
>>14925011
I'd ask her if she could please introduce me to Rika
>>14925325
I don't think Rosa really hates Maria, she's just a bad mother and lets her frustration out on her. Maria doesn't hate Rosa at all, she just hates "the black witch" that possesses her every time she's mean
>>14925098
is this an actual sprite? what does he say in this scene? "ZEN ZEN DAMEDA"
>Umineko no Naku Koro ni attempts to be an anime that depicts a game in which the lives of the Ushiromiya family are in the hands of a wannabe Phoenix Wright and a bratty witch who is more tsundere than terrifying. What starts off as a deliciously dysfunctional family drama (that happens to have gruesome murder and black magic involved) soon turns into a train wreck. What we have here is Survivor: The Scooby Doo Edition.
>Umineko no Naku Koro ni sadly is not a great psychological thriller nor is it an anime about a great debate. Thus this anime begins to fall to pieces when you realise it is not a battle of wits, but a battle of patience-- just how long is Beatrice going to put up with Battler's idiocy? Boredom, she claims, is the reason behind any of her actions. Certainly the audience itself must be bored to put up with an anime that is clearly insulting their intelligence.
>And insult our intelligence it will, unless you are too wrapped up in the gimmicky insanity and cheap distractions of this story's plot. Repeat in red: this is a bad anime.
>Basically the entire anime becomes interspersed with scenes in which Beatrice tries to tell Battler that 2 + 2 = 4 but it ends with him just arguing and insisting that the answer must be 5. He just does not want to believe that either magic or a familiar murderer is behind the deaths on the island. Which makes no logical sense. He basically says for the entire anime, "Nobody in the family or staff is a murderer. There are only eighteen people on this island. The murderer must be Beatrice. But Beatrice does not exist since witches do not exist. So then the murderer must be one of the eighteen because a nineteenth person does not exist. I refuse to believe one of us is the murderer, so that can only mean that the murderer must be Beatrice. However, she is not real because witches are not real. But--" How Battler made it this far in life without choking on his own spit is a wonder.
>The pointlessness of this entire anime is exacerbated when glaring evidence in front his face basically says magic is real:
>Beatrice teleports them through the mansion and grounds WITH MAGIC. Beatrice can stop the flow of time WITH MAGIC for them so they can have debates. WITH MAGIC, she can make her words float in the air in red in front Battler's face. She is able to separate Battler into two beings, one with a physical state and the other a mere consciousness, WITH MAGIC.
>A major problem with the cast is how huge it becomes. Bigger does not mean better in this case. Adding themselves to the story are some Playboy-- er, Siesta Bunnies, that take at least five minutes to kill someone, and the shota-loving Stakes of Purgatory, who are seven groupies fashioned after the Seven Deadly Sins. And seriously, what is the point of Bernkastel and Lamdadelta? The goat-head butlers have a more significant role than those two.
>Umineko no Naku Koro ni ended up being a travesty of an anime. It is frustrating, and not in a good way. It is truly a detriment to your personal sanity. What starts off as a giant tower of crap devolves into such a pile of dung by the end, and you are left wondering whether this is supposed to be a comedy or a tragedy. Well, we see that it is more a tragedy than anything else-- what a horrible thing to happen to those who watched this!
>If you want a real murder mystery that is filled with lies, deception of the other players, justification of moves with truths and evidence, lucky breaks, and dependence on expert timing and logical thinking, then go pick up copy of the Parker Brothers' Clue.
I love Yahoo Answers.
>>14925517
>And seriously, what is the point of Bernkastel and Lamdadelta?
brb tracking down the writer's IP and am going to give him a horrible death.
>>14914751
that girl is wearing a dumb hat
So what's it going to be?
>>14925011
>[x] Ignore her and go back to shitposting because she isn't real
Upon reading this message, you have 10 minutes to post your favorite line(s) from all of Umineko. If you do not comply, or if you run out of time, mackerel will haunt your dreams for all eternity. Good luck.
>>14925786
You're forgetting that magic isn't real and therefore no mackerel will haunt my dreams as a response to not working according to the instructions of your post.
>>14925806
Who said anything about magic?
>>14925517
Youtube comments are worse
>>14925786
George's mom calling him a virg in the beginning LOL
>>14925517
The irony being that this guy is quite a lot dumber than Battler.
>Erika is flat
