It is said that Remilia as a vampire is very weak towards the sun, so weak in fact if she were stranded in direct sunlight for too long her body would turn entirely to ash.
It is said that whomever may eat the ash will find themselves immortal.
>>14905732
Remilia said that herself. Reimu then tried to huff her.
I'd rather have a live loli vampire princess than an eternity of suffering.
Could you use the ash to remodel Remilia and bring her back as one would a sand castle?
>>14905732
>eat the ash
breath the ash, you mean.
And there are easier methods of attaining immortality or longevity. Like eating wackysaggyhime's breasts.
>>14907943
Literally?
I want to tie naked Remilia spread-eagle outside and watch the sun come up with her.
>>14910398
But... anon...
>>14910414
That's the idea.
>>14910483
You are a bad man.
>>14910331
Yes, according to akyuu/aya, you can eat mermaid flesh to gain immortality.
Or just drink a sip of hourai elixir.
Supposedly, if you drink a sip, you stop aging.
If you drink a 2nd sip, you don't get ill anymore.
If you drink a 3rd sip, then you become immortal.
And >>14910349 , though I'm not sure in which official work I read it wasn't certain, because there may not be enough of the elixir in their livers.
>>14905732
I wonder though, would this make you immortal, or would Remilia's immortal cells just live inside of you until you excreted them in some vile manner.
>>14905732
I'll eat her ass
>>14905732
>It is said that whomever may eat the ash will find themselves immortal
so, vampire powder is an ingredient for hourai elixir?
>>14910648
You'll probably become a vampire.
>>14905923
Zounose is a fucking amazing artist, now if only he'd stop being trying to out-edge everyone else.
>>14905732
>eats ash
>You've contracted Porphyric Hemophilia
>>14910587
You mean you wouldn't want to watch the sun slowly pan over Remi's naked body? You wouldn't watch it start to steam? You wouldn't watch and listen to the play of emotions on Remilia's face as she gradually shifts from indignant rage to terrified desperation? If I'm bad, then you're weird.
Immortality sounds pretty fun!
>>14910876
Are there even any positive depictions of immortality in any stories? I really can't think of any.
>>14911531
The sorcerors in David Eddings' novels
>>14905732
Throw her under the kotatsu, maybe it'll have similar effects to the sun.
>>14910876
What if I stuck you inside a capsule and launched it into deep space aimed at nothing in particular? I'd only get immortality if it can be turned off.
>>14912296
If I gained immortality, I definitely would be spending most of my time learning magic.
I'll be alone with my thoughts, go insane, then create a magical fantasy land in my head , maybe wait long enough to land on a distant planet, then use the ultimate magic to terraform it, and become king of its society.
ez pez lemin skweezd
I heard if you drink Remi's pee you gain immortality.
>>14913239
As if I needed an incentive.
>>14913239
Where do I sign up?
I was watching a fuuzoku Documentary before, and there was a Remimi cosplayer in it.
>>14916557
A cute one?
>>14910865
Hot.
>>14916636
No Touhou abuse is not hot!
>>14905732
Or I could just die and destroy/hide my corpse, and become a ghost like Yuyuko. That way I can die when I feel like it, instead of being trapped like Eirin/Kaguya.
We know about Mokou, but I wonder if either of them regrets drinking the elixer yet.
I want to ravage Remimi's body.
I want to hug her tightly as I corrupt her purity with my filthy seed.
>>14917514
Gangbang with the Remimi!
>>14917516
Ahh, sexy Remi always makes the semen rise within me.
>>14916586
Plain. Chubby.
>>14910609
I think most of the extra scenarios in IN involve the characters pondering over whether or not they should eat Mokou's guts. Most of the humans end up not trying either because they don't want to be immortal (Reimu and Sakuya), or just don't want to eat human parts (Marisa)
Remi really wanted Sakuya to join her in immortality so they could be together forever.
>>14905923
goddamn it zounose why do you have to be so fucking tryhard edgy
>>14917516
Ok, sure! Who are we banging?
>>14920008
her litte sis
