You managed to convince Doc to take a day off to go on a date with you! Yukari will be working at the clinic instead. Where do you take Dr. Yagokoro on your date?
My bed.
>Yukari will be working at the clinic instead
Pretty curious to see how this would turn out
Anyway, I take her out for a drive in my 944 Turbo
I know girls like cool cars and guys who drive stick-shift, so maybe Eirin will think I'm rad
>>14903653
That's reasonable. What else could you show a girl older than the entire human civilization to make an impression, if not intimacy?
>>14903686
>What else could you show a girl older than the entire human civilization to make an impression
My dick
>>14903631
I'd take her speedboating and bust out some sweet moves! Only for it to end tragically because I forgot to attach the kill cord to me!
>>14903687
"In all my years of medicine, I have never seen such a small micropenis, incredible." - Eirin
>>14903631
>Where do you take Dr. Yagokoro on your date?
Camping. We could look at the moon at night and hunt rabbits with a bow and arrow for dinner.
>>14903705
>>14903687
I saw that coming and didn't go for the obvious punchline, who's laughing now.
>>14903712
Eirin.
No doubt she will tell Kaguya, the conversation will be overheared by Tewi, discussed with Reisen and will spread to the moon as moon rabbits love gossip.
You will then became an immorrtal youkai due to legends of a micro micropenised gaijin.
>>14903705
>>14903732
Fug you fags, my dick is huge
I'll show Eirin just what I'm made of!
The rest of you can watch
>>14903631
To someone that's interesting. She's old as fuck, has probably seen most everything, and I have no interesting traits.
>>14903732
>you will then became an immorrtal youkai due to legends of a micro micropenised gaijin.
Isn't that better than fading away into obscurity and eventually forgotten in the sands of time?
You will live a boring life with no noticeable achievements just drifting around until you die
At least in this way, you will have your own form of immortality even if it's not flattering
>>14904001
Why would she go on a date with someone who she doesn't consider interesting? Give her the dick.
>>14903631
I'd take her to my secluded, run down shack in the mountains where I would rape and murder her.
Somewhere where she wouldn't get any funny ideas. I'm a married man.
>>14903631
Show her the internet and it's perversions.
Hello! It's Dr. Yakumo here! How can I help?
>>14907411
I think there may be something wrong with my dick
Could you please take a thorough look at it?
>>14903631
I hope she isn't into vivisection
>>14903631
Various Locales in Gensokyo. She's always cooped up in Eientei after all.
Erin sure is having a hard life
>>14912133
I think Eirin deserves a smoke, don't you? She lives with a lazy NEET and rabbits that probably shit everywhere.
>>14912133
>>14916033
unless she got addicted to it before through peer pressure or something like that, taking up smoking because of something won't calm you down, it'll get you even worse.
the calming effect comes from supplying the stuff that encourages producing chemicals your brain doesn't produce anymore, because of its reliance on constant supply of nicotine as a catalyst to produce them rather than doing it on its own.
but someone like eirin should've known that for a very long time.
>>14912133
>>14916033
>>14916112
I lived outside of a hospital in a city and a bunch of doctors are always out on the street, smoking packs of sigs a day
Smoking is very common among doctors
>>14916120
yeah, but you usually get addicted to it while a teenager, in a school based environment surrounded by peers who pressure you into things.
eirin is over 2 thousand years old, she was way past peer pressure and teenage stupidity before descending to earth.
>>14912133
Tewi best Eientei.
Best boobs over gensyoko
>>14916122
Erin is also super-immortal.
Smoking has no drawbacks for her.
