Your waifu isn't real edition.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Kikis are olev.
>>14881548
You don't know that for certain!
>>14881548
You forgot the wordpress
Kejourou are love
>>14881549
>kikis are cosplay
Fixed that mistake for you.
Everyone deserves yeti hugs
>"Yes it's a swimsuit, I thought you liked them."
>"I know we're in bed."
>"You're so dense sometimes anon...."
>>14881549
>maids are olev
ftfy
>>14881556
Kejourou are super versatile.
So we all can agree that Lamias > Everything else, right?
>>14881565
But this isn't a waterbed!
Please bear in mind, this thread is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.
http://i.imgur.com/t2xlCV3
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
>>14881557
But anon you didn't fix the mistake.Your mother still didn't swallow you instead.
x is best girl
>>14881578
>Liking letters
>Not liking numerical masterrace waifus
1 is best.
>>14881574
>present year
>not loving the one truereverse alpsoulfu
>>14881577
Normally I'd be baited into a stupid argument by your shitty attitude, but I'm still turned on by the idea of a monstergirl time traveling and erasing the worst men in history by sucking their father's dicks on their day of conception.
>>14881578
But Zero is the one with the glorious ponytail and amazing rack!
All X has is a highly developed timid nature with occasional violent tendencies!
>>14881581
Fuck off faggot.
>>14881577
>anon doesn't like a type of monstergirl
>I WISH THAT GUY WAS NEVER BORN!
I'm not even him but I still think you need to get help.
>>14881585
Faggot.
>>14881588
>>14881583
I tried to make a joke anon.
It seems it fell flatter than a Baphomet.Ha ha, where's the BBQ sauce. I'm going to atone by offering myself up to a Hellhound.
Samurai Pizza Cat
>>14881598
Stop pushing Bobshit here .less.
>>14881598
Slut
>>14881598
Hey, that's a nice picture.
Oh wait, it's just laska. Nevermind.
>>14881598
>shitcat OC
Nevermind
She's still around?
>>14881567
Yeah. Part of the reason why I like them
AWAWA!
>>14881616
They'd make excellent Wights in that regard.
>>14881606
she's not a slut
she's pure
>>14881598
Is he still rewriting this? Does anyone actually read it? I bet more people still read Moose's doorstop of a personal power fantasy than laska.
>>14881617
I want to get stalked by a muscled Wendigo with huge tits.
So what monstergirls would come after me if I say that my main fetishes arelove and significant relationships
>>14881625
Gay ones.
>>14881621
yes, it's much better than it was
>>14881625
Unicorn, Demon, any Eros follower, etc.
>>14881625
Cupid, Houri, Holstaur, Weresheep, Flow Kelp, andLilim.But seriously, all of them.
>>14881621
Bob added actual furries to his setting now.
>>14881619
Yeah that's an idea i've thought about from time to time.
>A Kejourou with red eyes and pale skin
>Their hair gains the same ability as the wights ghostly claws and thus can sap your spirit energy while also touching your soul and body.
>Additionally it gains a ghostly trail as it moves around which makes it more mesmerizing to look at
>And since their undead they want body heat more than before.
>>14881621
I never read it, even when it was super popular during the first few chapters.
>>14881628
Alps?
Hey everybody, here with a new wife picture a friend just sent me.
It was drawn by his girlfriend.
Apparently they talk about me often.Not sure whether to be flattered or concerned.
>that soft belly on the full image
Yeah baby.
>>14881641
They'd be able to attack with a barrage of ghostly fists without ever having to move.
>>14881657
>Has a friend that knows he's into monster girls
>Said friend is also into monster girls
>Said friend has a girlfriend
>Girlfriend is also, at least sort of, into monster girls
>They talk about you
>They know your waifu
>They know your dedication to your waifu
I don't even know what to say. Like really do I call you a normie or a weeb?
>>14881661
Or she could wrap her ghostly hair around you without doing so with her real hair
We have you surrounded!
Surrender peacefully and you'll get loving wives and lots of love!
>>14881657
Gazers pull off the wide-hips thing pretty well.
>>14881657
If they actually know you have a waifu I'd go for concerned. Who the fuck tells their friends about this kind of stuff?
>>14881664
>Girlfriend is also, at least sort of, into monstergirls.
That guy's a lucky son of a bitch.
>>14881669
Will the wives not be horse pussy? This is important!
>>14881669
Or what?
>>14881669
I'm already married, get the fuck off my lawn.
>>14881671
Some friends are more accepting than others.
>>14881669
But I'm with my wife already! You just stormed into our house!
>>14881669
Please have mercy on a kinder soul like I
>>14881664
All of those statements are true, yes.
>>14881671
It's not exactly a big secret.
Those who care to know, know.
>>14881680
Wow, what a fat dragon. Fat fat fatty fat fat. How does a dragon get that fat?
pizza cat
>>14881669
>wives
I'm not into harems, bigamy at most. Also I like big strong girls. Can you comply my demands?
>>14881669
Mam I don't think you understand, I'm the only son and heir of a powerful and rich king who is not long for this world, as such I have remained celibate until I meet the right girl, my father however has decided I am taking too long and that he wishes to know his lineage will continue and has decreed the girl who takes my virginity shall be my wife.
So as you can see I'm in a bit of a situation and you will understand if I must be going now.
>>14881669
But I already have a waifu that loves me lots, and I can do doggy style with her without touching horse pussy.
>>14881688
Does she jump out if she gets spanked?
>>14881694
No, but she yelps.She's hiding somewhere in your house anon, and the best way to find her is to spank that fat cat booty until you find where she's hiding.Then you can do whatever you want to her.
Your father only had one thing to say to you, while he lay on his deathbed:
"Son, I want you to run an inn anywhere in the world, that's open to both man and monster. Serving good food, great drinks and warm beds."
You're not sure why, but hey, he's your dad and you didn't have anything else in mind. And thus began to look at setting up shop in a number of locations.
1. Human City
An Inn has recently gone up for sale in a bustling city center. The building's in good shape and should be making money in no time, with business being bustling and heavy. Most of your customers will be Human, but the odd monster might show up occasionally, though nothing very outlandish. While it might seem like a good choice, there's another Inn directly opposite of yours, run by an unscrupulous Tanuki. Perhaps it's not coincidence this Inn's previous owner had to sell it.
2. High Mountains
Somewhere, among the perilous, snow-capped mountains to the far north. Is an Inn that's for sale, and is in surprisingly good condition. Business will be slow with how isolated it is, but it's not like people can go to another Inn, yours will be the only one along the mountain pass. Your customers will consist mostly of mountainfolk, both the Human Barbarians and the creatures that call the mountains home, including Wendigos, Yetis, Yuki-Onna, Glacies and other cold-climate loving Monster Girls. With enough success and fame you may even get a visit from the mountain's local Ice Dragon family. Though they might be quite cold in temperament, they're good tippers.
3. The City of the Dead
Some people would be afraid to set up an Inn in the land of the dead, but not you. There's money to be made here that others shy away from. The bustling Necropolis is home to the Undead, particularly Monster Girls, along with the odd Human Necromancer looking to lay low. Indeed your menu will need to make a few changes to accommodate the locals, and no doubt the Vampire and Wight aristocracies will find the subject of one of the living running an Inn in their city taboo. But in time you might win over their no-longer-beating hearts, and become the subject of gossip, as well as a place where a Necromancer apprentice will thank you for serving food he can actually stomach instead of his Lich master's.
4. Coastal Town
An ideal location has sprung up in a quiet bay, where sailors and Aquatic Monster Girls are looking for a place to rest, drink and date the other. Supplies will come in with ease from the ocean, provided the cargo ships aren't raided by Shark Girl pirates, and your customers will range from an old Sea Captain who tells you stories of treasure and adventure, along with cute Mermaids coming a-shore. Business will be good, provided you can keep the Seagull Harpies in check, and that the Shark Girls don't decide to raid the town one day.
5.Mystery Location, revealed in 10 mins or so.
>>14881669
Before I surrender, I must know one thing!Do you have any gyaru horsepussy?
>>14881703
Number three brohan.
>>14881703
NO DAD, I HATE YOU.
I guess I'll go for the mystery box.
Quick question.
Would an Apophis that's a little lazy, dabbles in alchemy, and shoots darts into necks with a blowgun when people start acting tense around her be a good idea?
>>14881703
Picking mystery location in hopes that it's monstergirl thailand or san francisco and I'll be drowning in alps.
>>14881703
Mountains is tempting, but I couldn't take that much cold. Give me the box.
>>14881713
I don't see what could go wrong.
>>14881713
So, what you're suggesting is a spitting cobra?
>>14881660
Full image of what?
I like soft bellies.
>>14881703
Going mystery.
>>14881703
As much as I like the coastal town, I'll go mystery just out of sheer curiosity.
>>14881703
Well I was aspiring to be a sorcerer, but honestly the adventuring life isn't for me. I think I'll go for the costal bar.
I'll have to pay some seafaring monstergirls to carve a tunnel for a seaside entrance, but it'll be worth it to maximize who can enter my bar.
As for the Harpies and Raiders, not many things want to fight a person who can cast huge gales or mighty thunderbolts at them. Raising a staff from behind the counter is a great deterrent.Who knows. Maybe I'll meet some cute monstergirl merchant passing through or get attached to one of my regulars from the sea. This could be good for my, honestly abysmal, dating life.Though the City of the Dead might be interesting too. I'm torn.
>>14881703
Mystery.
The sea sounds idea, plus the Sharks would keep those annoying Jets out of town. But curiosity is getting the better of me...
>>14881703
Coastal seems the best with the constant arrival of captains and other types of people that'd show up for a town near the waters
>>14881669
Look, I don't know why ten of you surrounded my hut out in the middle of nowhere but can you just leave me alone?
I live out here for a reason.
>>14881721
http://i.imgur.com/vgHmlQ0.jpg
>>14881714
Oh, one of those Alp Bars huh?
>>14881674
>>14881677
>>14881679
>>14881680
>>14881693
>>14881734
For resisting you are sold to Horse Pussy Brothels and "Milk" Bars.Saving Throw: Roll to see if you escape https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1
2-6 is Game Over, 1 and you escape but are caught by an Amazonian Dire Jinko instead.
>>14881683
>>14881689
>>14881704
You three get paired up with loving waifus that are compatible with your tastes.
>>14881690
Immediately captured by the level 99 Unicorn.
>>14881741
Do you understand how retarded it is to kidnap and force into prostitution a Hellhound's husband?
Hope you weren't planning on walking ever again.
>>14881703
Mystery Box please.
>>14881741
Aw man, guess it's time to swallow my tongue.
>>14881741
>escape and get caught by an amazonian dire jinko
I am in heaven.
I'm going to massage her muscles, scratch her ears, and pat her head until she's a big ol' chuffing mess.
>>14881739
Yep, and they're all going to be wearing oktoberfest beer maiden dresses and I'll be pinching their alpple bottoms and groping their chests whenever they pass me by, and if they dare spill the drinks they better find a good way to make it up to me.
>>14881741
Jokes on you, working in a brothel for centaurs doesn't sound that bad.
>>14881703
5. The Demon Realm
Sure, why not? It can't be that bad, and Demons have a lot of money. After days of searching for an open portal, you hijack a Demon's that she used to appear before some nameless hero to give a monologue about evil and surrendering to pleasure, and leap through. Sure enough, you arrive and it's what you expected. After some hefty persuasion (Money and Semen) you hire a work force and build an Inn. Demonic Monster Girl entities will be your customers, along with the occasional Incubus, all viable customers in your eye. While business will be absolutely amazing and you'll have enough gold to retire comfortably in a year. You'll need to keep your wits about you. Demons will try to offer contracts in the guise of payment, and Hellhounds and Onis can be some of the rowdiest patrons you'll ever encounter. But when you return back to your realm, you'll be as rich as a lord.
>>14881737
Why is soft wock a best?
I want touse her as a pillow
>>14881703
As much as I want to say Undead City, I always gamble on the mystery.
>>14881757
I regret nothing, but why would I want to leave?
FIRST COMES LOVE!
THEN COMES MARRIAGE!
THEN COMES A PUPPY IN A PUPPY-CARRIAGE!
>>14881757
Well this is going to be troublesome.
>>14881759
Surface area.
That's also why diagonally cut sandwiches taste better.
>>14881765
More like 20 puppies.
I don't know If I'm ready for that much of a responsibility.
>>14881770
A non-lewd hellhound daughteru + pregnancy pic? How do I not have this saved?
>>14881757
>implying I'm leaving
I'll just hop portals back occasionally to spread my wealth and influence, perhaps even persuading some of the more weakminded nobles to join the cause of the demon realm.
Also Tuesdays you can get up to 3 drinks free or an hour in a room if you blow the owner.
>>14881765
I want a Hellhound to make an honest man out of me.I want to cuddle her and our daughterus while we watch movies together.I want to watch our daughterus grow up and find husbands of their own.I want to accept incubization at the end of my life and then retire with her to the Demon Realm, and eventually Pandemonium.I want to hold hands with her as we step into eternity together.
>>14881768
Now I want to taste a soft Jabberwock.
>>14881770
That Hellhounds jacket is pretty stylish.
>>14881713
>shooting darts into necks
that's a great way to put a hole in an important artery or someone's windpipe, possibly get in between the vertebrae and perform an impromptu spinal tap, or just tear muscle while they try to move before realizing that there's something in their neck.
>>14881778
>I can't be with the Hellhound of my dreams
>>14881713
That doesn't seem classy enough.
An Apophis would have something like a powerful aphrodisiac/venom on the tips of her fingernails. So when she lightly brushes a henchman for failing him for the last time, he breathes a sigh of relief, but then convulses and becomes erect from a microscopic cut her fingernails gave him.
>>14881638
Hahahahahah
>>14881793
>Apophis
>Classy
ha
>>14881703
Cits of the dead no questions asked nigga
>>14881793
Whoops.
Failing her for the last time*
>>14881798
My nigga.
I want to make a haughty Vampire countess the best Bloody Mary she ever had.With my blood added of course.
Would you let your waifutickleyou?
>>14881804
Absolutely not.
>>14881804
I don't understand that fetish.
>>14881804
Never. She'd have to earn that right by besting me in a tickle battle and mounting my heaving form to claim her prize.
One does not simply LET a woman tickle them.
>>14881741
>Immediately captured by the level 99 Unicorn.
All according to plan.
>>14881811
You bastard, you're planning to make a level 100 bicorn and make the strongest harem the world has ever known, aren't you?!
If so, I must say that's genius.
>>14881804
She has to get past my impenetrable pillow defenses first.
>>14881809
Nothing sexual about it man, it's just sometimes your waifu needs to cheer you up easily.
It's hard to stay down when a pretty girl is making you laugh.
>>14881804
If she does she better be prepared for me to be extremely peeved with her. I'm very ticklish.
>>14881741
>For resisting you are sold to Horse Pussy Brothels and "Milk" Bars.
Can't really do that when my waifu burns your shit to the ground.
>>14881803
>Vampire countess storms in, looking furious.
>Entire spiel about how shameful it is all her subjects are so thoroughly enjoying a human establishment.
>Every one goes quiet as she rages, and looks to you
Impassively whip out a small pocket knife and nick a finger, bleeding into a pristine crystal glass.
>Every one watches as you masterfully prepare the best damn bloody Mary they'd ever seen.
>The vampire had forgotten her rage, staring into the glass hungrily
>Takes tentative steps forwards, and meets your eyes as you take out a small grater and a single clove or garlic
>Maintain eye contact as you shred it into the drink, then stir it.
>Pick the glass up and take a tiny sip, before putting it back down and pushing it across to her, offering her the side your lips touched.
I need your help, anonymous. My wife has been deathly ill, fevers, loss of appetite, headaches and a relatively high temperature. She's getting ample fluids and the room AC was set to cold, great for her health. We were just planning what we should do for a start in the family, maybe one or two children with some help of her mother.
I fear that should I travel, I may lose her. Must I call for some sort of special service, some healing hermit? We haven't told her mother yet. I don't want to lose her, we have so much more to see and do together.
How "fast" would a year go by for a Lich or any other long-living species?
>>14881826
No one can help you. Your waifu suffers from the deadly affliction of notexiting.
>>14881832
Very fast for a single one. Time in the presence of their husbando would seem to slow even, a veritable eternity of happiness and pleasure.
>>14881804
It will lead to happy laughing sex in about three minutes, so it's a win-win.
How does your /fit/ waifu react toMCGREGOR GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>14881770
>>14881823
So tender.
>>14881793
>classy enough
She's not supposed to be classy, man.
None of my character ideas, such as the the witchy Lamia or Kiki Kreigers, can even be used in the same sentence as that word.
>>14881846
You monster.
Whatever happened to that guy who made the pixel gifs of a Kiki and Satyos? Didn't he say he was gonna make one of a Holstaur too?
>>14881846
ANIMAL CONTROL
>>14881847
tender?
>>14881844
I don't watch wrassling.
>>14881846
>ANIMAL CONTROL gets its own picture
Beautiful
>>14881853
Yes, tender.
>>14881861
In what respect?
>>14881868
The lovey-dovey part.
>>14881804
I'd rather her nibble my ear but sure.
>>14881846
Anon why?
>>14881873
Lovey dovey? I was more about him forcing the vamp to admit the validity of his establishment by creating for her a drink she could never refuse. And getting a new tsun regular. Who's only there for the drinks because who would enjoy a human's company?
>>14881846
Why is the one crying and shirtless?
>>14881846
>>14881793
>tfw No forensics scientist Apophis who seems overly cheery despite being the one who has to complete the autopsy
>Who has you for a partner
ENOUGH TALK POST MILFS
>>14881823
She'll have tasted your blood, she'll keep crawling back, begging for another bloody mary.
>>14881846
UN-ACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
>>14881893
Zug Zug!
>>14881832
>Elf-Wight and Lich
Thaat reminds me that I need to put more thought into that little section of stories again.
I need to stop focusing on fantasy settings with hobos teaming up with more hobos for a Not-Berserk/Drakengard type story, and go back to cute girls doing cute things.
>>14881898
>Increase how much blood you put in the drink each time
>After weeks of this, casually drop that you wouldn't mind having her stay after closing time, and have a bit of a drink from the source
>Privilege of being the countess, of course
>>14881908
Back in action baby.
>>14881893
Mofu I'd Like to Fuck? Does this count as mofu?
>>14881909
Anon, that's how you get an amorous Vampire countess riding your dick while molesting your tongue with hers.It's also how your bar ends up getting a manor built around and declared the official bar of her domain.
>>14881918
How jealously do you think she'd guard her privilege to be the only one who gets to drink your bloody marys?
>>14881915
But Anon! The Raiju is Evil!
>>14881915
No but I don't blame you.
I started this as a greentext and then it got too big for me to fit in one post, and I didn't want to break it up into multiple so I pastebinned it.
http://pastebin.com/rQSWZAnY
A man deals with his maid's death and undeath.
>>14881925
Do you think I care?
>>14881915
>Mofu I'd Like to Fuck
>>14881703
Human town, not too far from home, give the guests wi-fi to be sated and it's nice 'n simple, can't go wrong with that.
>>14881924
She'd make a specific decree that she's the only one who gets to drink your bloody marys.She'd also make sure your wedding ring is as flashy as possible without being gaudy so everyone knows you're hers.She doesn't need to worry so much. No one else ever orders a Bloody Mary anyway.
>>14881913
I wish I was. My computer may be dead. So no story.
>but how are you posting
Phone.
But, at any rate, I'm not really in a writing mood due to it being spring.
It's not as cold, but holy hell are there bugs and pollen everywhere.
>>14881932
That was decent, and more Wight content is always welcome.
>>14881939
>Make her the best bloody mary you can on the night of your wedding
>Add some 'cream'.
>If she wasn't already addicted to your taste she will be now.
>>14881952
>After drinking the bloody mary she decides she wants some "cream" straight from the tap.
Just imagine that man. That'd be amazing.
>>14881957
I'm imagining it. All I feel is shit that it will never happen.
>You will never make your canid waifu mad because you call your newborn children puppies instead of babies
>>14881945
Ah, bummer.
I want to kiss a baphomet's chest!
>>14881965
Oh shit, that game was a thing. For like, a day, but it was a thing even though I completely forgot about it.
>>14881832
I'd say roundabouts 365 days or so.
What's your favorite food?
Would your MG waifu have an easier or harder time making it due to her race?
>>14881985
But you could just be kissing a washboard.
>>14881966
Yeah, shit sucks ass.
Now if only a drawfag with some freetime and nothing better to do could draw a disgruntled person covered in loli insect and plant girls, and with the words "It's Spring" above his head, I would certainly feel a bit better.
>>14881965
Those button noses look tacky.
>>14881993
It wouldn't be warm and fleshy, and it wouldn't moan!
>>14881995
But it's autumn.
>>14881995
That depends entirely on whether or not a drawfag is lurking.
>>14881991
There's this one burrito I get from a local burrito place that's just rice and cheese in a spicy tortilla, but I'm starting to think I've become legitimately addicted to them.
I'd like to hope Kiki waifu powers could replicate it perfectly.
>>14881991
Fried chicken chunks
My waifu, while easily being able to make it would guilt me forever over it naturally.
>>14881893
>>14881991Salt and pepper squid
>>14882008
>That Hellhound
She's fucking adorable.
I just want to rub her head and kiss her on the nose.
>>14882025
FAT WRAPPED TATS!!!
>>14881991
>What's your favorite food?
Honey drizzled fried chicken, crispy shit in general.
>Would your MG waifu have an easier or harder time making it due to her race?
I like Undead girls as a whole, so that's a difficult question to answer
>>14882025
Eeew, is she gonna make me fuck her daughteru too?
>>14881998
You want to kissu them, why lie?
>>14881703
Oh my, that's a toughy.
I've always fancied retiring to open a nice Inn up among the mountains...
But an Undead City...hrm...
Tempting as it is, I think I'd prefer the relative seclusion and quiet of the high mountains, as I've always dreamed of.
>>14881991
Fettuccine Alfredo with some grilled garlic and Parmesan.
She can cook it pretty well. Tolerating the smell, though...
>>14881965
But they ARE puppies.
>>14882066
first lesson about catgirls:
JINKOS DO IT BETTER!!!!
>>14881965
>"Darling. I want you to our babies adorable flaming eyes and tell me they AREN'T puppies."
>"WHAT ELSE COULD BE THIS ADORABLE DEAR?"
>>14882067
Man those rabbits look weird, I just can't put my finger on why they look weird though.
>>14882071
Jinkos make great kittens.
>>14882080
Could it be the unusually small honkers on the one on the left?
>>14882084
...no matter the age.
>>14882087
I want to lace my jinko waifu's food with catnip and then spend the day romping and playing!
I hope you like ushis. Because this one isn't giving you much choice.
http://i.imgur.com/iiO1Kub.png
>>14882071
If they can't do something like this than they're failures.
>>14882099
>"Pfft, coming already nerd?"
That Ushi-Oni is bullying that poor man!
>>14882100
Jinko ready to pounce!
>>14882099
aww jeez
>>14882105
are you volunteering to stop her? Because I wouldn't want any part in that.
>>14882099
That handjob looks extremely painful.
>>14882116
You crazy? She'd break my pelvis!
B-But someone should stop her!
>>14882117
Yeah the Ushi oni is far from the first choice I'd pick to get a handjob from
How would your waifu deal with the fact that her violent sexual maneuvers have killed you?
>>14882132
She'd take notes, resurrect me, then do it again.
Thought experiment: genetic disorders/diseases that are unique to monster girls.
Low-Lewd syndrome: a unique genetic disorder that pops up among monstergirls known for their lavisciousness. Monstergils with this condition have a dramatically lowered libido, and even the full moon only gets their libido to slightly higher than human levels.
>>14882162
Acute/Chronic Bestial Regression - Mosntergirls temporarily revert their personalities to those of their monster/animal counterparts. Sometimes only happens once, but can come and go throughout a Monstergirl's life if it's severe enough.
>>14882162
Genius syndrome: Makes normally simple and dimwitted monsters into extremely intelligent beings. Their increased brain activity severely drains their energy however, making them perpetually sleepy, often with dark rings under their eyes.
>>14881741
>https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1
Not bad a Jinko is fine too.
>>14882117
He's a big guy.
>>14882176
You just want to fuck that green haired bitch from Shimoneta.
>>14882256
>bitch
Now that's not nice.
>>14882256
I won't deny any claims about that.
>>14882256
Tired girls are the best, knigga.
I had a little thought.
Wurms covering their faces in scales so it looks like a helmet.
It would ramp up the fear of a large reptile being hunting you down
>>14882162
I wish to have an Ushi childhood friend with LLS and be gently hugged by her on a regular basis.
>>14882162
Cosplay syndrome: Born without most of their extra bits. With only monster ears and tail to distinguish them from disgusting human girls they are ridiculed and shunned by proper monsters.
>>14882337
sensing a bit of a nerve hit there
>>14882071
I dunno anon. Jinkos don't really seem likea valid option
>>14882071
I want to fuck a Jinko like an animal to make her react, but my smooth human dick doesn't feel like anything to her! She just watches TV and lets me to go town on her because she knows it feels good to me and she wants daughterus!
>>14882399
So go to wonderland or the cat kingdom and buy a potion to make your a giant barbed feline cock. Or if you want to get kinky, pledge your soul in a shamanic ritual to an ancestor sabertooth spirit and have her possess your dick and soul.
Fallen Brides > Regular Monster Brides >>>>> Human """""""Brides"""""""
At least here we clear?
>>14882465
>The lacy eyepatch
I haven't seen that before, but it's wonderful.
>>14882470
It's the greatest day of her life, of course she'd dress pretty.
>>14882480
It's the greatest day of her lifeso far.
Is it true that all the MGs get better with age? I don't know if I should aim for the younger ones or the milfs!
>>14882465
That Fox is gonna get married.
>>14882514
Not all species age equally.
>>14882465
fallen brides = regular MG brides > every other kind of brides >>>>> human "brides"
>>14882514
Some like their MGs young, others like them well-aged
Give both lolis, and milfs a try, then make your decision
>>14882465
>fallen brides
>anywhere near good
>Hey kid, wanna fox?
>>14882542
They're sexy and good at the heart.
>>14882542
what you say about my waifu?
insult Druella once more and you shall know the sting of my cock
>>14882547
What's the catch?
>>14882566
You.
cute wheel-chair moe MGs when?
>>14882569
Well, that sounds like a good bargain.
>>14882572
behead those who sexualize tougou
>>14882572
Adorable.She's from something sad, isn't she?
>>14882586
No anon, it's a happy school/Slice of life story.
>>14882588
Does it have a name?
>>14882591
Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha
>>14882557
Anon pls.
>>14882595
>Genre Magical girl
Nah fuck you I got tricked by Madoka, I'm not getting tricked again.
>>14882595
Thanks anon, have a mouse.
>>14882605
But then there was worry.
>>14882099
10/10 would let her mercilessly rape me.Not that saying no would change anything.
>>14882605No, it's cool. They heal off all the disabilities inflicted on them in the last episode.
In the mean time it's just um...Cripple moe. And hearing loss moe. And stuff.
>>14882572
Never
>>14882605
>>14882608
Don't worry nobody dies.
get out of my board fags
>>14882572
Cuckfish uses a wheelchair
