Pharaoh and Lilim a best Edition.
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Since I got in at the very end, where in MGC should I go to receive voluntary euthanasia? MGC would allow for safe suicide right?
>>14871894
Great, thanks anon Now I'm imagining getting dominated by a Pharaoh and a Lilim at the same time.Color contrast. Next to accents It's my greatest weakness.
OP here.Baphomets, Wights, and Dragons are also best.
>>14871894
>sample
Bah-humbug.
*shameless self-promotion*
>>14871898
The brothel.
Because then you won't want to kill yourself anymore.
>>14871908
I'm too disillusioned with the world to whore myself to fat old monster girls though.
x is best girl
>>14871859
Want what?
>>14871911
I want one of us to end the reign of the serial snuggler, that is
>>14871869
That they are.
Onii-chan, I'm cold. Can you warm me up with a hug?
Monsters.
>>14871894
But lilims areTRASH.
>>14871917
Hello old /a/ material.
>>14871914
Okay, so who's going to sacrifice themselves to marry her and satiate her endless cuddlelust?
>>14871915I want a Hellhound childhood friend to cuddle next to and keep my warm during the winter.
>>14871918
Cute small butt.
>>14871924
Oh we talking about old /a/ material?
>>14871920
They're alright
Why are you guys so caught on Alps in particular? Like I know it's a common troll statement, but it kinda seems a little gay. Why not just have a more nervous succubus or some such? Why in particular are you so attached to the monster that was once a dude?
>>14871927
VOLTRON
>>14871920
Hey. That's mean.
>>14871930
We weren't talking about Alps. You're like that comic about the guy who can't shut up about pancakes.
>>14871929
Lilims are cute. I want to introduce one to video games and play them with her while keeping our relationship platonic.Unless she wants it to be romantic.
>>14871934
>>14871934
>New Episode never
>Translation of the game never
Fucking hell I just want more of my Succubus Hentaifu.
>>14871930
>Why are you guys so caught on Alps in particular?
The only people that like Alps are very pushy shitposters, no joke.
Otherwise the threads hate them for understandable reasons
>>14871934
Let me know when a Lilim manages to accomplish anything that is completely unrelated to sexual activity.
Like building a space station.In a cave. With a box of SCRAPS!
>>14871942
It hurts.
Bad news guys I thought I would be able to finish Callie's route tonight.
But I'm now stuck pulling a double shift that goes until 7 in the morning.
Here's the story here: http://pastebin.com/JPaf7McD
Any tips would be nice.
>>14871929
Frankly, they're frightening. A reality-warping succubus is something that would cause the "fear" part of my fearboner to assume direct control.
>>14871946
They can build their own dimensions to your vision of a beautiful world. What's not to like man? I like other MG's, but Lilims are in my top five.
>>14871936
>Unless she wants it to be romantic.
She's on the top of the Succubus food chain, of course she would.
>>14871949
Do translators take commissions for H-games?
Is it possible to pay someone to fucking translate it already?Not that I can pay for it. I'm low income as fuck.
>>14871934
But anon itsTRUE.
>>14871954
But how would she seduce me into a relationship?Would it involve cosplaying as Morrigan?
Reminder that if you're not willing to fight for your waifu's rights and happiness you don't deserve her.
>>14871965
>Not Felicia
Uh-oh anons, it looks like the government is forcing you to take into your care one of the more delinquent monster girls in exchange for covering up that "MG Christmas" incident you were part of.
Luckily they are paying most of the expenses for their stay and they were even kind enough to let you choose which one!
And by choose, I mean they are letting you take a number out of a hat.https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1
Naturally number wise it goes tallest to shortest, with 1 being tallest and 6 being shortest.
Also if you ever take part in something like the MG Christmas incident again bad things might happen to you...
>>14871969
Scottish accent man. I'm weak for accents.Though with shapeshifting I'm sure she count turn into any video game girl she wanted to.
>>14871973
Eh, why the hell not.
>Roll 1d6 = 2
...I can live with this.
>>14871973
>1
So I get the dragon? Well fuck me, how am I supposed to keep her under control?
Any good ghost monster girl stories?
>>14871991
Just hand her some chocolate coins.
Or tin foil.
>>14871997
Do Onryo count?
http://pastebin.com/46jhj91a
>>14871950
Goddamit anon. No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories.
>>14871997
>Ghost possesses a woman to fuck some guy
>Woman inadvertently monsterizes
>Ghost and newly made Succubus both lay claim to the man
>Possession threesomes
>>14872044
Now THAT is SPOOKY
>>14871973
>Delinquent Dragon
Oh no, how ever will I cope with this?
Also, I never noticed before, but Tara's not actually wearing clothes. all she has on are some belts to cover her bits and that's it. Rachnee might act slutty, but she at least had the decency to wear clothing in public.
>>14871930
Because they're my fetish, and also because they've got enough character to stand on their own without needing adjectives like "nervous" or "tomboy" or "chaste" or what have you slapped on to them to make them comparable to other monsters.
God, what I'd do with a whole harem of Mizuki's and Ranma's and Shiho's and Riko's and Tailreds.
>>14871898
Just find a mindflayer and tell her you want to forget everything.She'll be confused at first, but whatever's bothering you will make itself known when she's probing around your head.Just be sure to thank her so she doesn't feel as guilty afterwards.
Doppelganger anon. I know you're here somewhere. Has that acorn began growing into an oak yet? I've been waiting very patiently.
>>14871943
I don't hate them, I just don't give a a shit either way about them. They only annoy me when people post them without any context or reasoning, just fr giggles. The exists for an important reason and without them, things would be very awkward and kind of fucked up for KC's world and how it would work/
>>14871930
So liking alps = gay right?
>>14871894
Pharaohs are love.Is there any smut of them? Other than Gauf's story, I mean
>>14871968
Of course I'll fight for her, as anyone tries to remove the smile on her that I protect so near and dear, they'll contend with a force that even hell would want to see.
>>14871968
I'll git gud and then I'm going to beat up ALL of her bullies. Only I get the right to tease her.
>>14871877
Death won't save you Anon.
Kejourou are love
>>14872054
I'd dare you to say that to her face and not online.
>>14872106
Do Wisps come in different colors and candle types? Though of course varied bodytypes are a given.
>>14872122
Is the rain really that tasty? I mean, she's crying about it and everything.
>>14872122
Sorry, but I'm already going out on a date. Maybe if you confessed a week earlier.
>>14872123
Speaking for myself, I myself would not try to fuck with a tarantula looking chick. She would squash me.
>>14872129
Maybe it's a Ryu hobby. Summon rain then drink it.
>>14872120
But can they resurrect as undead?
>>14872135
Well sure. Can't just about all MGs become undead?
>>14872127
I don't know, by default Will O' The Wisps in lore are blue if I remember right. Maybe different shades of blue.
Otherwise they're something different.
>>14872137
Sans slimes and elementals, I'd say yes.
>>14872120
Indeed they are especially when your cuddling with one and she wraps her hair all around you, enjoying the feeling of your warm body against hers. Meanwhile you marvel in just how soft and sweet smelling her hair is, a blush on her face and a look of pure happiness clearly seen just by looking into her beautiful eyes, which only help both of you relax s you both drift into blissful rest.
>>14872099
I don't know. I thought of writing, but my writing is strange.
>>14872122
Why do I have a great need to hug her and tell her everything will be okay?
>>14872172
Her claws cover a lot of surface area.
>>14871894
I enjoy multiple species but this picture makes me want a muscled, scarred pharaoh that's skilled in the arts of war and needs someone to care for her when she isn't on the battle field.
>>14872177
You just read my mind friendo.
>>14872122
You know...I bet with a few small alterations one could make this decidedly more Yandere looking.
>>14872145
Ectoplasm slime girl could be fun.
>>14872189
Would her slime taste like blueberries?
>>14872122
>"Why won't you visit my Shrine again Anon?! Don't you love me?! Don't leave me like all the rest!">"I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE!"
>>14872122
>live in Seattle
>they said it always rains here as a joke
>little did they know that it's the place Ryus who've had their heart broken go
>you can always recognize the signs; red around the eyes, that lost expression on their face
>they're the ones you really want to reach out and hug before they do something they can't take back
>and they'll always be grateful for it when they finally smile
>it can't rain all the time, you know
>>14872183
Exactly, I'd love nothing more than for her to come back after a conquest, griping about how these 'younglings' don't wage war like those in the old days used to, tossing her armor and weapons aside while walking for the bath I'd drawn for her.
It would be nice helping her wind down from the battle by massaging her and letting her know how things in the kingdom have gone while she was away, downplaying the assassin that attacked and wounded me instead of her before the guards took him down.
>>14872197
And now I want to go into the city and heal a heartbroken Ryu. Thanks anon.Gotta watch out for the Seagull Harpies by the waterfront though.
>>14872196
I'm still leaving. That kitsune's shrine is going to be serving beer at their festival
>>14872160
Alas.
You don't get better unless you try, though, and lord knows I sucked until I started.
>Gotta watch out for the Seagull Harpies by the waterfront though.
I hear they're a loud, rough bunch. Shaking down people at the waterfront for food, fighting with each other constantly.
Police need to keep them in line.
>>14872203
Since Pharaohs are technically undead, wouldn't their bodies feel cool? Or does the desert warm them up to a fine extent.
>>14872217
At least the Kitsunes there don't bitch and moan all the time.
And besides, who can resist their fluffy tails?
>>14872148
That does sound nice.
I might as well share the sketch I got from Luth awhile back.
>>14872213
>Seagull Harpies
Oh dear god don't get me started. I live next to the largest naval base ever and all I can see is some three-time-divorced, 30-something, Seagull Harpy under the arms of some baby faced, just-got-out-of-basic 19 year old squid (we call them squids here because just because they're in the navy they think they're the baddest thing since Clint Eastwood) who's about to be ex-husband #4
>>14872226
I imagine that the desert would keep her quite warm, although the chilly nights would would need her to fill it with fire or have a body pillow to keep herself warm.I want her to sleep in risque negligee and to use me as her pillow, resting on my chest during the evening with a surprisingly peaceful smile on her face as she does.
>>14872196
I wonder what would happen if a shota anon from out of the country with his parents to japan to visit some family members and ended up befriending a Ryu around his age.Imagine what would happen when he has to leave."Mama? Why does Anon not come over anymore?"
>>14872231
I hear those Foxes are loaded, apparently they get donations worldwide.
They all act like celebrities. Appearing on talk shows and such, impressing people with their magic.
Boy, can you imagine being invited to visit their shrine? What an honor it would be!
>>14872233
>that expression
She looks pretty adamant on something.
Rise and shine, Anon.http://i.imgur.com/lVlgzWT.jpg
>>14872239
>I want her to sleep in risque negligee and to use me as her pillow, resting on my chest during the evening with a surprisingly peaceful smile on her face as she does.
Sounds like the epitome of coziness.
>>14872247
Good morning kiki!
Ready for the daily workout again?
>>14872247
Something certainly is rising.
>>14872247
>http://i.imgur.com/lVlgzWT.jpg
oh neat breakfast in bed
>>14872247
Hot damn Mono.
>>14872245
Nah, I'm cool. Let me eat steaks and drink chilled sake on a quiet Summer's Eve with that cute, yet somewhat pudgy Ryu. Her shrine is more quiet.
>>14872247
M-Miss Feathertail! What are you doing? Explain yourself! Where is my wife?!
>>14872250
It would be, especially seeing as how she'd be out like a light after a day of defending her kingdom.YFW She finds about the assasin from someone else the next days, walks up to you in a cold fury and demands to know where the man is so she can find where he lives and, if it isn't already, add it to her own kingdom in retribution for harming her favorite servant.
Outside of that it would be great to follow her around and assist her as she goes about the daily duties running the kingdom.And keeping her in line when she gets bored of all the numbers and wants to run off and hunt instead.
>>14872247
Oh sweet I love breakfast in-
>that knife
Kiki? What are you doing? All I did was talk to my mom last night. We agreed that mothers were okay to talk to!
>>14872247
yes/10
>>14872245
Fuckin' foxes. I don't trust the ones from the big shrines. They think they're so goddamn special, but they're the worst.
I knew a guy who's kid was dating one only to find out she was "dating" two other guys at the same time, and when all three of them realized it she dumped them all.
Never trust a fox from a famous shrine. The ones who live in the boonies at least still have dignity and kindness.
>>14872217
Well shit if you're after beer...
>>14872247
Hot damn, indeed. Time to reward the...
>that butcher knife
Well..shit.
>>14871894
>Pharaoh and Lilim
I want a Lilim called Anselma, Seeker of Lewdness!
>>14872245
Oh my, I would be so goddamned flattered and nervous. What do you give the woman who has everything?
First thing that comes to mind would be to show up with a bottle of Champagne to share.
>>14872122
I love you too, now let's get you inside and out of those wet clothes and into my pants.
>>14872247
This is how kikis get fired.
>>14872233
That's a very nice looking sketch, I like it. I wish to reach out and wrap my arms around her tight and give her the biggest hug ever. I wish to date a Kejourou who wants to cuddle with me all day while I run my hand through her hair, a smile of pure relaxation and joy on her face.
>>14872247
No! Bad Kiki! No going yandere! Bad!
>>14872247
Please don't bring kitchen utensils to bed.
>>14872278
What you do is act utterly normal and full of sunshine.
Hopefully it snaps her out of it and causes her to realize how foolish she's being.
>>14872274
She's using you for your body anon! Reject her and go for a humble girl.Even if you can't find a humble girl, rejecting a spoiled fox like her might make her want you properly.
Op here. Slaanesh sings within this thread. It's too quiet though.
>>14872274
Those lecherous Foxes can pick any man they want, just drinking sake, eating fried tofu and riding men all day.
Ever since their shrine was discovered and they were brought into the modern era, they've been sampling the best of what life has to offer.
They may have lost their way and broken a few of their sacred vows, but who needs that when you have money?
>>14872247
Absolutely disgusting
>>14872289
>too quiet though
Should we get a little more... excessive?
>>14872288
A busty, rich, and himedere fox trying to win me from a meek, chubby ryu that lives alone in her shrine?I want to take them both.
>>14872297
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!
>>14872247
Simply amazing.
>>14872276
No, it's how kikis show distant masters how much they love them and get babies.
>>14872247
Dat smile.
Dem eyes.
Dat lingerie.
Dem thighs
Dat knife.
ALL OF MY YES.
>>14872296
Get outta here with that taste.
>>14872306
Mono does the best Girls who are looking down at you.
>>14872301
I'm never gonna dance again~
The way I danced with you~
>>14872288
>>14872290
What can I do, anons? She's playing on my desire for physical affection, and that Ryu does nothing but mope around and practically ignored me every single time I tired to approach her.
I mean, there is that run-down shrine deep in the forest, but it's probably abandoned.
>>14872247
Jesus chirst mono, never stop, also draw more cowgirls.
>>14872300
Hello new story plotline.
>>14872325
Not the one where that evil Ushi-Oni has been sealed away for thousands of years I hope?
You haven't been going there have you?
>>14872316
>yandere
>accusing me of shit taste
OK
>>14872247
So if a kikis' master ignores them for too long they go slightly crazy? So ignore them for too long they'll make you pay attention then?Boner yes
>>14872331
But she's full of overwhelming love for you.
>>14872325
>run down shrine deep in the forest
You mean the one with all those seals on it that supposedly holds a 'demon'?
Yeah I checked into that anon and itWAS ALL TRUE.HELP ME
>>14872329
How can the lonely, chubby ryu compete against a fluffy tailed goddess that can own the world?Homemade cooking and a comfy night inside as the snow falls outside.....
Although now i have the image of a sad kitsune sitting in her home, watching movies alone on such a night.....
God damn I am a slut, I want to make them all smile
>>14872300
Just imagine that Kitsune's reaction to you rejecting her and trying to woo the Ryu
>"Why would he go for HER of all girls? She has nothing, she's poor and she's FAR too shy to do anything properly. I'm rich! I'm sexy! I could give him anything he wanted if he'd just be mine! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?"
Just imagine her going from full hime style "I get whatever I want~!" to more dere than hime style "All I want is you anon!"Imagine her and the Ryu actually becoming friends.
>>14872330
Eh, she can't be all that bad. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?
>>14872331
Yandere is best dere.
>>14872330
Oh no, not that one. I'm not that suicidal.
This one almost resembled one of those really old shrines, and has these snake insignias all over it.
I wish Monorus would drawLilim or Pharaoh paizuri.
>>14872338
An ancient evil has awakened!
Can Anon dissuade this terrifying monster from bringing about an age of death and destruction by showing her love and compassion?!
>>14872335
So why the knife then?
>>14872338
You will eat her homecooking and you will like it mister! You're nothing but skin and bones!
>>14872330
>>14872338
>>14872347
Thanks guys. I now want to see Tenchi Muyo done with MGs instead of aliens.Sasami is still best girl after all these years.
Time to boogie.
>>14872359
To make sure you accept. You haven't been a loving master.
>>14872347
>best dere
So what you're saying is that it's the shiniest of all the shit?
Elven daughters.
>>14872371
No hanky-panky during work!
>>14872372
Nice.
>>14872339Now I'm imagining Anon and the Ryu showing up and telling her that no-one should spend a cold winter day alone.Imagine her reluctantly eating some of the home cooked food that the Ryu prepared because it'd be rude to do otherwise only for her to find it delicious."I've eaten gourmet food from around the world. I've drank the finest wines and the most tender steaks. I've had meals that most people would have to work their whole lives to have once, and yet... Why does this simple dish blow them all out of the water?"I want a full Hime girl to slowly realize how selfish she is and become more Dere.
>>14872358
That would imply that the age is worth saving.
>>14872374
That seems a bit extreme.
>>14872377
>howtoidentifybait.jpg
>>14872342
Exactly, I can almost imagine the kitsune showing up later and apologizing to you and they ryu for acting 'unladylike' and asking if you can all get a fresh start.Cut to many nights later when she's making plans with the ryu to refurbish the shrine and move in, becoming the co-head of the shrine with the ryu, an hourglass figure to contrast with the latter's pudgy figure.
I'd enjoy the ryu wrapping around us and the mofu cocoon surrounding me and the ryu when we slept.
>>14872380
>brownish skin
>blonde hair
>green eyes
This is my fetish.
>>14872377
Yandere is the purest form of love.
Just, you know, don't decide to have second thoughts about your relationship.
>>14872385
She just wants to make sure she won't lose you.
>>14872390
>>14872395
Hey, I just prefer my women mentally sound/developed.
I found this in my folder.
>>14872383
Exactly, it would be lovely.
I can imagine that she'd become less of the haughty 'i can own it all' kind of girl to more of a proper lady type of woman.I know that it's an old series but I'd love nothing more than for a MG Cecilia Alcott from Infinite Stratos.
>>14872380
She looks cute. She'll look even cuter on my dick once she's a bit older, crying in joy as papa becomes her first and mama teases her body.
>>14872391
Imagine that Kitsune sleeping in a regal looking bed, like the kind of bed royalty would sleep on. She's got the most comfortable sheets and blankets money can buy, the softest pillows and the fanciest drapes.
But she's not happy. Something's missing and she always falls asleep frowning.Now imagine cuddling with her and the Ryu in that Mofu cocoon you described and seeing her smiling the widest you've ever seen her smile.That's what it's all about man. You're sleeping with them in a decent bed with decent sheets and decent blankets, and she's happier than in her expensive bed with her expensive blankets.
>>14872410
Oi, oi! You've got the pecking order wrong, missie. I'm going to ram your ass while that there Dark Elf teases your front.
>>14872410
daughteru-fuckers need to be shot.
>>14872395
And now I want to read some longer stories featuring yanderes.
What have you done, anon?This hunger won't abate! It demands good literature!
>>14872403
But yanderes are mentally sound. They just don't particularly like the idea ofDISGUSTING WHORESinterfering with theirSTUPID LYING ACTSor theirFALSE TEARS AND EASILY BROKEN PROMISES.
Just remember. A true yandere will never leave you, or break your heart, because they only want to show you they love you.Even if it kills you.
>>14872412
Exactly.
I'd love making her truly happy after all those nights alone, the fox doing her best to find happiness in expensive food, drink, and whatever else she can buy herself.
>>14872401
Well I still have work to go to which will inevitably lead to her tying me to my own bed or something. Hopefully she won't hurt my parents or anything
>>14872417
You think elves get bodies like this by marrying their husbands. Those curves take work. Gotta start young, get em on a good diet and breed them right. By dicking your elf daughter, you ensure a future of busty elves for the world. Do you want a world without busty elves, anon?
>>14872417
Agreed, it is good to finally find someone who doesn't want daughteru-fuckers around either, as it's wrong and tells me you don't think your daughteru is good enough to get a boyfriend.
>>14872431
>Do you want a world without busty elves, anon?
Yes.
>>14872421
>But yanderes are mentally sound. They just don't particularly like the idea of DISGUSTING WHORES interfering with their STUPID LYING ACTS or their FALSE TEARS AND EASILY BROKEN PROMISES.[Silent Hill 1 Industrial Ambience intensifies]
>>14872431
I keep overfeeding my elves so that they end up chunky.
It's only partially by mistake.
>>14872430
Well Master does have to go to work. As long as you keep all those greedy wicked sluts off you.
>>14872431
I'm all for busty elves, but gotta have a little variation.The thin ones make great stocking stuffers at christmas parties.
>>14872441
I work at a grocery store so yeah that's not going to end well. at all.
>>14872431
>preemptively NTRing her future husband
>>14872437
>[Silent Hill 1 Industrial Ambience
How did you know my jam?
I mean that seriously, this is actually kinda similar to the stuff I normally listen to.
>>14872435
best meshi
>>14872434
also this always gets me:
>Majority of posters are obsessed with purity and virginity, or at least taking it
>Think it's cool to deflower their flesh and blood and deprive someone else of the experience
I don't get it. Psychologically speaking, the desire for a waifu makes sense. A desire for something you lack in the real world. You can make a similar argument for hugboxes and grimdark settings. Even sadism and masochism has several reasonable theories. But for the life of me, I can't figure out what could cause a desire for yandere.
It's clearly not healthy. Thankfully we'd get treatment for anyone unstable enough to harm someone. Why is it a fetish?
>>14872443
That's bad. Lots of women looking for wallets to suck dry and hearts to break, Maybe get a nice job? One where you don't have to meet new people ever?
>>14872437
https://youtu.be/Bt7KeshGMpI
>>14872453
Yandere wont hurt you unless you try to leave them. Until then its extreme lovey dovey
>>14872453
Because they love you. I wouldn't call it a fetish, just something people like. Nobody here gets off exclusively to yandere.
>>14872453
Well, I appreciate what I call Light Yandere, a clingy, devoted girl that gets a little jealous when she sees another girl talking to you.
Not the "Bolt cutters and murder your mother" kind.
>>14872447
>not Senshi
>>14872453
>But for the life of me, I can't figure out what could cause a desire for yandere.
It's good to be wanted.
>>14872453
Because some people just want to be loved so much that the person who loves them is literally willing to do anything to show them that they love them eternally.
>TL;DR some people just want to feel love anon
>>14872425
Just imagine her happily humming to herself at work with a skip in her step with her tails flicking around while her haughty sisters watch in confusion.
One of them steps up and asks her why she seems so happy all of a sudden."We're having Sushi for dinner tonight and darling promised to make me some Inari Sushi~!"One of her sisters faints dead away at the idea of eating such a peasant dish.
>>14872446
>>14872455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDmdd-RJZ4
Kindred spirits, you and I.
Also, I once had an idea for a Silent Hill-esque MG story.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please go and pay the lonely werekitten in the box a visit.
It's been a rough winter and she could use some cheering upalong with a home.
>>14872450
True that man, true that. Purity and virginity aren't really are overblown and not that big a deal. Plus, it implies insecurities and that you may have some emotional problems or lack fulfillment in life.
Is there a greentext behind this or something? Multiple pictures of a legless kiki seem like a random thing to draw.I love damaged goods and kikis, please say yes.
>>14872470
But anon!Only dumb assholes get in the box!
>>14872459
It's close, believe me, butMaricele bullying is the best
>>14872474
http://pastebin.com/4cd4NaqU
Why yes there is.
>>14872470
I'm dropping her with Junko. That's were trash like her belong.
>>14872474
I think her master told her that he only loved human's so she cut off her inhuman bits.
>>14872474
There was. I don't have the greentext, because I'm on my phone right now. I can go home after work and check my greentext folder then.
>>14872467
Beware the buff pyramid head girl.
>>14872454
I could certainly look around but it's been hard for me to get a job these days. And I'm not sure of a job where I wouldn't have to meet anyone.
>>14872466
I can only imagine the suspicious glares that would happen when the visit and see you between the Ryu and their sister at dinner.
>>14872474
There is andI still feel guilty about it.
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
>>14872453
It's a combination of absolute devotion, half/submission half/domination, the hint of violence and the knowledge that you have to work at it not to keep her, but to keep her from harming others.
I think.
There's a sliding scale to it of sorts, a lot of people like the Yuno Gasai-lite type (absolute love, absolute devotion, dangerous to others, holy shit is she good with knives) from before the twist ending of the series.
Whatever the level of yan she has, you can be 100% certain she LOVES you at all levels, no matter what, unconditionally, implicitly, beyond any shadow of doubt. Yes, there's the dangerous aspect of it, the instability, the chance (depending on level) of being turned into the guy from Misery or worse, but at its core, the interest in the Yandere is just the desire to be loved.tl;dr - i go full armchair psychologist, discuss yandere, state that it's all a desire for love
>>14872480
Well, at least she has a friend now.
>>14872490
There is also Uncle Gasmask, Junko's occasional fuckbuddy.
>>14872484
That's what your maid is for! She'll help you learn all kinds of job skills. Maybe you could work at home, or in an office with co-workers she deemed safe, or looking after a hotel in the mountains when its closed during winter!
>>14872453
If I'm being harsh on myself, I like it because I want to be loved and desired so bad that someone would kill or maim for me. There's a couple reasons someone could want that, most of them selfish, and my reasons don't matter much.
Have an elf.
>>14872187
I second this motion!
>>14872496
A nice hobo family!
>>14872488
kikis don't have toes, immersion dropped
>>14872464
>>14872461
>>14872456
The desire for love isn't the interesting part. The need for unconditional love is boring. In a fantasy setting such as MGE that's easy to come by. Yet anon wants someone willing to hurt/maim/kill them.
It's not a desire to be hurt, otherwise they'd just be a masochist. It also isn't a desire to be controlled. My theory is that they fetishize being forced to be faithful. Yet that wouldn't necessarily explain the desire for their partner to kill others out of jealousy. Perhaps the faithfulness fetish goes both ways? Trust issues.
tl:dr - anon isn't can't relate to normal expressions of love and instead fetishizes violent obsession.
>>14872485
Just imagine their reaction when they learn of your relationship.
Most of them react with shock and mutters of "how scandalous!"
Some of them react with blushing, one of them faints again.
The youngest sister asks "You can do that?" with wonder glowing in her eyes.
>>14872505
Together they guard the Neverending Bottle of Vodka.
>>14872507not anymore she doesn't
Imps shouldn't be this sexy
>>14872497
Sounds like a plan.
Now could she please put the knife away while we look at job postings? It's a bit much
>>14872512
I can only imagine the youngest as a loli while the oldest is a proper one that has teacher glasses and a prim and proper set of clothes.
>>14872523
I agree. She should be put in her place.
>>14872529
I'd like the oldest Fox to be a loli, but act like an old grandma. Completely old-fashioned, ill-tempered and a bit of a drinker.
>>14872529
The youngest one isn't a Hime-sama like her sisters. She's still pure.Years later, to the horror of her sisters, she'll end up in a harem situation with several other Hime monstergirls and a commoner boy that she solves by just offering to share the boy.
The oldest one is cold and calculating, with expensive clothes specifically designed to show off her flawless curves and her massive chest.And yet behind closed doors, she dresses lazily and masturbates to vanilla POV porn where the guy tells her he loves her with every thrust.She also cries herself to sleep because she's 29 and unmarried. She feels like she wasted her youth and that no-one will ever want an old maid like her.
>Why do people like yandere
Gee, I wonder?
>>14872247
Awesome
>>14872523
I need MGs in armor stat!
Let's help the princess win back her kingdom from the mean Jötunn!
>>14872509
A yandere won't hurt their object of affection.
You're thinking of yangire.
>>14872541
But her place is chained to my bed by a collar, perpetually nude with her ass presented, and I don't really think she'd consider that a punishment.
>>14872563
>I don't know what yandere is
>>14872484
Night security. It's not as glamorous as they make it in the movies. I'm mostly working on school or playing games on my laptop behind my big security desk.
>>14872572
>Night security
Ah yes, the night shift. When I was in the military police, I purposefully took night shifts so I could just chill and watch movies all night.
>>14872509
You've messed something up. Yandere never hurts anon, she hurts FOR anon, so it only adds to the feel of being adored, if in a guilty way.
>>14872570
If this is a joking comment, ignore this post.
If not, quick refresher: Yan of both kinds are mentally unstable sociopaths. Never forget this.
Yandere are psychotically in love with their target, and willing to kill or die for them. A good example is Gasai Yuno ofthe first two-thirds ofMirai Nikki.
Yangire are much the same, but willing to harm their target to ensure control. Think the antagonist of Misery.
In fiction, they can be cute and loving, or scary and monstrous.
In real life, they're the sort who actually kidnap and imprison their targets.
>>14872585
>mentally unstable sociopaths
>sociopaths
I don't think you should use words as if they didn't have actual meanings.
>>14872585
>kidnap and imprison their targets
I shouldNOT BE TURNED ON BY SUCH THINGS. BUT YET I STILL AM!
Also you forgot the Rape part.
>>14872556
As far as practical armor goes, this is all I've got.
>>14872547
Girl, please come inside, i don't want you to get sick or freeze to death. I do agree, you must be chilled to the bone, would you like to cuddle with me to help regain your warmth?
Do the Wurm
>>14872599
Sorry, I don't dance.
>>14872588
You do realize there's a difference, right?
Sociopath is at its base: a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
Most are functional, capable of remaining stable. They tend to just avoid society, rather than be part of it.
Mentally unstable ones tend to be murderous or start cults.
It's all a matter of what they do with the madness they have.
>>14872599
The Wurm wants you to do her, too.
>>14872599
>>14872611
Do the Wurm! Take one step from side to side and then again do the Wurm!
>>14872599
You mean like slow dancing with her or ballroom dancing with her?
>>14872618
No, The Wurm is when you wriggle your hips while spinning around in place until a tornado is born!
>>14872620
That sounds like a lot of property damage, couldn't we just stay home and cuddle with one another?
>>14872624
No! Wurm is sick of patriarch-man using her body as a cuddle-object!
>>14872611
Wurm, remember what I said about controlling your strength, be careful now.
>>14872628
What, that makes no sense at all. Plus she's the one who likes cuddles and asked for them in the first place.
>>14872633
Wurm went on the internet and lots of Landwhale Girls told her all about how mean men are to Wurm!
>>14872631
NO BRAKES, ANON!
>>14872635
Poor impressionable Wurm.
>>14872635
What, I've never been mean to her, in fact I'm one of the few people who never insulted her or belittled her, I've always been their to support her when he feels down. It's the reason we love each other so much and she's treated me so nicely, the landwhales are stereotyping her not me.
