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>News
(02/06 to 03/30) HKT48 Spring Live Tour ~Sashiko du Soleil 2016~
(02/22 to 03/28) NMB48 Live House Tour 2016
(03/03-04) Miyazawa Sae graduation concert "Minna, Nakunjaneezo" at Nippon Gaishi Hall.
(03/09) AKB48 43rd Single (Kimi wa Melody). Miyawaki Sakura center. Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Itano Tomomi, Shinoda Mariko and Takahashi Minami will return for this single.
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Harujion ga Saku Koro). Fukagawa Mai center.
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
(03/30) SKE48 19th Single (Chicken LINE). Matsui Jurina center.
(04/06) Keyakizaka46 1st Single (Title TBA). Hirate Yurina center.
(04/02 to 05/15) HKT48 Theater Touring. HKT48 will be performing in AKB, SKE, NMB and NGT theaters during the relocation of their own theater to Nishitetsu Hall.
(04/13) HKT48 7th Single (Title TBA). Kodama Haruka center.
(04/27) NMB48 14th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Magazine scans: http://board.sweetnote.com/blueshorn/ & http://www.voz48.gq/
2nd for meme magic
Don't play with memes folks!
>>14867873
>Magazine scans: http://board.sweetnote.com/blueshorn/
making an early thread with an idiotic "bait" edition was "epic" enough already, but linking a dead gravure site is even more "epic".
>>14867899
OPs been doing it for threads. I don't see "early threads" relation to it.
>>14867880
An excellent selection, sir. Clearly you are a man of refined taste and class.
Welcome to the connoisseur club.
*Offers a brandy and a cigar*
Namba's dance on akbingo was so lewd.
>>14867896
Post idols' ahegao faces.
Afterall
Post Himetan lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2X0kwd7_5o
>>14867914
nanase has fat ass I want to dive in
>>14867916
>didn't even travel
Impressive for a chink girl
>>14867917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC2rJlFgmyk
What a lewd little minx.
>>14867911
>cross eyed
>tongue almost out
muh dick
>>14867931
like a hori without the sakura
>>14867931
Literally who?
>>14867933
real mature
>>14867916
>tfw your oshi is so stupid she can't even walk properly
>>14867938
Ahegao is a man's fetish son.I can just imagine megu munching her manko out of shot in this pic.
>>14867937
Keyaki center.
The great debate.
>>14867947
not even question here
>>14867945
I have a hard time trying to remember her unremarkable face.
Daily Reminder: Town of Salem akbg
We have started an /akbg/thread group of friends on the free browser game 'Town of Salem', which is similar to the 'Werewolf' game played by Nogizaka46 on their recent 4th anniversary 46hr special.
If you would like to play with us, go to www.blankmediagames.com and register (free).
Then, add EVERY person on this list as a friend:
boredverm
tegoshi
ikuchan69
Marikka
nanasee
pizza46
Sayuringo
Right now we only have a few people so it is boring/unorganized. But hopefully after a few days or weeks we will have enough people (15 or more) to have some crazy lynchings, all in the name of our oshis (both 48 and 46 are welcome).
Feel free to host a game of your own at any time. Be sure to add ALL people you find from /akbg/.
[This reminder will only be posted once per thread, so as not to disturb]
>>14867916
>>14867947
Both are fat.
Both are not the future ace.
What's the debate? Who's the lesser shit?
>>14867951
A bit like Ikoma in that regard. There are certainly more noticeable members in the group.
>>14867956
Bit late for the 500th general but what were your favourite old posts?
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/13917744#p13922327
Legit question: why can't we just make a Nogizaka46 thread? We have enough posters to as is.
>>14867955
Oops, forgot to include this for those who didnt see it
http://www.show48.com/nogizaka46-4th-anniversary-46-hours-tv-160221-00-0002-59-find-and-oust-the-liar-werewolf-midnight-part1/
>>14867964
fuck off
>>14867959
I didn't have any problem with Ikoma though. She looks like a boy and is one of the least cute girls in Nogi so I immediately remembered her face.
>>14867964
48 needs some tasteful post time to time.
>>14867964
It's not like these threads will get more popular than they currently are. It's all downhill from here.
>>14867964
You can, go for it.
>>14867964
>>14867972
If we have our own Nogizaka thread then this posts will be useless and off-topic. Everybody wins.
>>14867964
because the stupid fucking nogi posters wont use it and without a mod to enforce the separation it's not going to work
>>14867955
ugh
>>14867964
We'll lose the banter.
>>14867963
Don't wanna find it but its my Nanase center prediction.
>>14867963
>2015
>old
>>14867981
We have plenty of banter within each groups.
>>14867979
Haha you're so mad.
Guys!
GUYS!
I've come to a realisation... my life won't be complete until I hug my oshi.
>>14867873
>501
>back again with the memes
>back again with the spam
Daaaaamn Mio, back at it again with the humongous tits
>>14867964
You have to realize this is now the Nogizaka thread and 48 posts are the ones everyone wants gone. We've successfully 'astroturfed' the thread as pizza would put it and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>14867997
>as pizza would put it
how ~ironic~
>>14867979
Nogifags are a bit the same like their group, aren't they? They want all the good stuff associated with AKB but as soon as shit goes down, they have nothing to do with them.
>>14867914
You love her, right?Me, too.
>>14868002
>They want all the good stuff associated with AKB but as soon as shit goes down, they have nothing to do with them.
Please elaborate on what you mean by this.
>>14868002
>but as soon as shit goes down, they have nothing to do with them.
When did this happen with the real Nogizaka?
>>14868002
The catalonia of idols.
>>14868002
they're certainly all young
Let's just make a Nogizaka general but only shitpost about AKB in it to be ironic.
>>14868011
Go on, anon. You can do that by yourself.
>>14868004
>>14868005
Sorry I chose my words poorly there. It's Just a figure of speech what I mean is girls like Ikuta, Maiyan refusing kennins, Nogi being upset and almost bullying Ikoma for accepting the kennin.
And yet, they are given time to promote in AKB platforms like AKB Show, AKBingo, etc...
>try to order a pizza
>the online order thing says it encountered a problem and to speak to someone
I bet this is that whore Sakura's fault.
>>14868015
>what I mean is girls like Ikuta, Maiyan refusing kennins
>Nogi being upset and almost bullying Ikoma for accepting the kennin
They still considered themselves official rivals back then. There was no bullying, just complete disbelief as to why she would accept. Clearly Ikoma didn't care much about the rivals thing.
>gosh anon you're such a loser
Juri needs to realize that being Soukantoku is like being Prince Charles: you'll wait forever to become one.
She could do better things with her time like score some mankos or something.
Do you like Terada Ranze?
>>14868020
>created by the same guy
>they really bought into their own stupid rival shtick
Sounds like a dumb girl.
>>14868015
It's SKE syndrome all over again. There was a time when SKE was looking like they were going to be the new top idols. This got in the head of all their members and fans and they wanted nothing to do with AKB. After Nogizaka begins losing steam when their front members graduate one by one, the cycle will repeat with Keyakizaka. I guarantee it.
>>14868038
Yes, future oshi material
>>14868040
While Nogi management makes some really strange decisions sometimes, they're nowhere near SKE level.
>>14868046
What odd decisions did SKE's management make?
Just watched the latest Keyaki episode. Why the fuck is Uemura in the backrow for their first single? I don't even like her, but Isn't she one of the most popular members? Does she have a boyfriend or something?
>>14868049
Isn't she the trumpet girl? Keep her in the back, please.
>>14868054
1 > 2 > 3 > 4
nice they lined up in order of prettiness
>>14868040
>losing steam
This won't happen because the torch will be passed to Fire, Ranze and KTK.
>>14868054
yuihan > rena > juri
>>14868061
no offense but those girls can't even talk properly it's a cute quality in auxiliary girls but not for girls who have to lead
>>14868056
Too bad none of them are actually pretty.
>>14868056
I disagree
4 > 2 > 1 > 3
>>14868040
Was that in the days leading to Choco Dorei? To be honest, if I were a Nogi I wouldn't really want to be associated with the dark side of AKB. Miichan, that fucking baby sucking on Yuko's nipple ad, the gravures...
>>14868068
we agree on number 2 it seems
>>14868068
So close, the answer is 3 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>14868070
We have found some common ground.
Now we can be friends.
She's pretty much in the most literal who position possible. So strange. I just checked her handshake sales, and she's in the top third. Either she has a boyfriend, or is a huge bitch backstage, or something.
>>14868061
If you're lucky, maybe 25% of the old hags' fanbases will oshihen to new girls. Most likely they'll stick around and complain about how things used to be better and how the new girls don't cut it. Then they'll start looking for something fresh but still the same and that's probably when Keyakizaka will explode. Sound familiar?
>>14868074
Who are we talking about here?
>>14868073
we have another to welcome into the fellowship >>14868072
>>14868074
Maybe it's because most of them have the same hairstyle so management have problems distinguishing them.
>>14868003
I'm meeting her this summer!
>>14868056
Suicide attempts?
>>14868080
Just happy to be on the team.
>>14868080
She will always be the Bride's maid.
Daily Forehead
>>14868088
Why is it so hidden?
She should show it off.
>>14868077
I believe you're just an AKB fan who's afraid Nogi will surpass them in the near future so you resort to this wishful thinking and throwing up some made up numbers like 25%.
town of salem was pretty fun 2bh
>>14868092
Which girl would be the best at Mafia?
>>14868094
im pretty sure someone like naachan would be hard to play against
nmb got robbed.
>>14868077
Nogi 2nd Gen rocks!
Kkk is really boring, I would take 3 or 4 kkk and make them full-time nogis.
AKB sucks because the current Gen don't have taste, they are gravure bitches or lesbo tomboy and the only first Gen that are still part of AKB are the group that have should graduate first.
>>14868084
New single HS?
>>14868021
well, at least im not fat
>>14868094
Jurina
miichan daisuki!
>>14868126
ぶっさwww
>>14868130
>Anon, my friend here really likes you. Do you like her too?
>>14868006
Or alternatively: the Scotland of idols.
>>14868133
Don't do this to me anon
>>14868133
>she's kinda ugly buy hey, beggers can't be choosers
>>14868132
嘘つけ!
>>14868138
>I told her she is stupid for liking such an ugly loser. But she won't listen to me. So you better ask her out before I hurt you.
Reminder that Sakura will always be on top of your oshi. She has and will achieve greater things than your oshi could ever imagine.
>is more popular than 99% of Nogizaka46
>when asked what she thinks of Nogizaka, she replied "Who?"
>is better than Paruru
>secretly spat on Sasshi's tea before serving it to her in 2012
>>14868148
But... what if... what is Sakura IS my oshi?
>>14868133
do things like this really happen?
a-and could they happen to a mid twenty-something adult?
>>14867916
This is 10x funnier with sound.
>>14868155
It happened to me but I was autistic and thought they were bullying me so I flat out refused and walked in the other direction...
What I wouldn't give to go through high school again with my more experienced social skills
>>14868148
there are too many true things in that list
you have to make them more debatable
>>14868155
Happen to me in HS once. It was the ugly girl of the group so I said no. Ended up dating the prettiest 2 yrs later.
>>14868159
I probably would have done the same thing
>>14868159
wow you so experienced now
I bet you would go full
>y-you too
mode
>>14868164
I could at least recognise that she was actually interested and not actually bullying me.
All these akbs starting doramas, meanwhile nogisaka.....
>>14868159
>>14868162
He said mid twenties adult.
>>14868155
No, it doesn't.
>>14868170
meanwhile nogizaka is getting more CMs this month alone than all of akb combined in 2015
>>14868172
they answered my first question of "does it happen"
>>14868174
Don't listen to him, friend.
It could totally happen as a mid-twenties guy.
Just move to Japan and hang out with teenage girls.
>>14868170
More like mostly graduated members getting dramas. Meanwhile Nogizaka is getting all the CM endorsements.
>>14868170
Yuko's gonna be in a drama too.
>>14868180
Totally won't happen, dude.
>>14868180
aren't there shy adult girls who would do that though?
>>14868181
>CM
>>14868187
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
>>14868190
I guess, maybe somewhere. But it would require at least a pair of girls, one that is shy and the other that is comfortable being the mouthpiece of the shy one.
>>14868192
this whole scenario seems so unlikely
NMB's manager is cute!
>>14868199
>Hey mate, this chick is really into you. Can you just go out with her? I've got some sheilas I want to bring over but I can't do it if she is home alone finger bangin' herself every night. Give a fella a break, will ya? Take her to the movies, cunt.
>>14868200
I saw some cutie female staff members in Sayaka's photobook making video.
I like imagining qt teen idols masturbating. Female masturbation using fingers IMO is one of the hottest acts and it's really underrated.
>>14868211
Ok nogipig.
>>14868211
all forms of masturbation is disgusting
>>14868211
I prefer imagining them fingering each other.
>>14868215
Sorry, but my ultimate oshi is Yuihan.
>>14868205
Australian here. This is disturbingly accurate.
>>14868218
What does this even mean?
>>14868211
Word
>>14868219
Double word
>>14868224
>yuihan
Well no wonder you like to imagine her by herself. Because no one likes to do it for her.
>>14868227
It was written by an Australian, so...
>>14868235
Juri pls don't be jelly
>>14868171
>>14868170
I don't want my oshi drooling over some ikemen on a drama.
>>14868234
who is this?
>>14868249
Going to the theatre with your oshi...
Jurina starting a drama
>sakura
>>14868237
I'm not even Australian tbqh
>>14868251
Nakada Kana.
>>14868257
thank you
>>14868255
Can you not lie to me next time?
Thanks.
I was going to post my oshi and everything but now I can't trust you.
>>14868257
I like her name
>>14868098
konomin > aika.
a sure win if that was the line-up.
>>14868262
Yurushitenyan
>>14868268
No that isn't my oshi.
>>14868269
himetan would be so much better if she lost some weight
The great debate
>Yuihan will graduate in your lifetime
>>14868274
Left.
>>14868274
Miku
>>14868273
I like big Himetan and I cannot lie
>>14868274
Nako is now better than Miku.
>Neru
>>14868263
me too
>>14868269
I've been looking around and some of these signed photos are expensive as fuck, especially for senbatsu. Like 10,000-20,000+. Would buy my oshi's if I saw it though.
>>14868284
Well she is the cutest
>>14868274
The purest one
>>14868287
For that money you could pay for kidnapping her and get her sent to your door.
>>14868284
Is Watanabe Rika the most popular right now?
>>14868293
Shared 1st place with Neru.
>>14868284
Based Sakura
hnnng
前田敦子→連ドラ主演
大島優子→朝ドラ
高橋みなみ→リーダー論ヒット
指原莉乃→バラエティ多数
小嶋陽菜→モデルグラビア充実
篠田麻里子→テラフォーマーズ
渡辺麻友→ドラマ出演
松井珠理奈→ドラマ出演
島崎遥香→劇場霊公開
内田眞由美→焼肉店経営
宮脇咲良→村仕事オンリー
>>14868300
semen slut
>>14868302
>>14868302
Why are you including graduated members?
>>14868305
It sustains her.
What kind of man or woman will your oshi fall in love with?
>>14868302
>内田眞由美
How did she hide that lewd body all those years?
http://b.1339.cf/evzeqtt.webm
>>14868319
tall dirt-blonde Aussie aryan with blue eyes
>>14868319
Hope its someone like best Peace
>>14868319
Someone with a yaeba, a bit of a rascal but can be serious when she wants to and a bit of a tsundere. Can you guess my oshi?
>>14868330
>>14868319
Hopefully a averagely heighted, slightly overweight brown-haired Aussie aryan with blue eyes
>>14868208
i read that as "Sayaka's photobook mating video"
>>14868324
you've just not been paying attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1lpumYzTAA
>>14868307
They have more merit since they are old hags.
which graduated member has seen the most success since graduation
>>14868351
Takamina
>>14868319
hopefully a swarthy, muscular, american southerner
>>14868351
Acchan or Yuko
>>14868319
I already know
>>14868061
+10 000.
>>14868390
I don't see a center in there. only backrow busus
>>14868396
This is the future. Add fire to those 3 and you get perfect 4.
>>14868351
Rena and KanaKana
>>14868401
There you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8oLGBNXpE
>>14868319
Man I seriously don't get this obsession for yuri, business or otherwise.
Care to explain to a newfag why?
>>14868416
I'm sure there are countless reasons, but one big one is the absence of men in the whole exchange
>>14868416
Lesbians are hot
I sometimes jerk off to lesbian videos
>>14868416
I don't get it either. I guess it's a tumblr thing?
>>14868428
It's a tumblr thing.
>>14868273
No. Absolutely no.
>>14868428
>>14868432
Yuri existed before tumblr, newfags.
post hot idols
>>14868274
Nako is cuter.
>>14868440
not funny
>>14868440
>>14868439
yeah but thats where you guys congregate now that /u/ is dead
>>14868440
she's going to be fine
>>14868453
>implying /u/ was ever alive
Just how new are you? You see someone post a shitty yuri tumblr gif a few times here and come to your conclusion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUrlADwq1h0
>>14868458
I think you mean "alive, but too disfigured to continue being an idol"
>>14868466
she'll need to recover a bit first
>>14868469
>>14868458
>80% burns
>extensive blood transfusion
daijoubu
>>14868284
>tfw scandaling is a surefire way to be popular
>>14868463
That's the problem with any newfags.
>Want to fit in? Sure just blame everything you don't like to tumblr!
>>14868463
They actually had their own akb thread over there after they got chased off from here.
>>14868463
>a couple of times
more like every time the topic is brought up
>>14868472
it just means there were burns on 80% of her body not how bad the damage is
>>14868479
Nobody got chased anywhere. Besides it's been more than a year since it was decided to let the thread on /u/ expire.
>>14868074
You have to give us a name at least.
>>14868489
still not a hug
>>14868493
>>14868489
Kek mayuyu shutting down
>>14867916
I really want Himetan as my little sister.
>>14867919
Ahhhh gorgeous TomuWhy isn't my copy here yet ;_;
>>14868497
Sasshi would have wanted a full hug, wouldn't she? Remember when she tried to force Pokota on Mayuyu?
>>14867916
>>14868502