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Bleh, bleh! I vant to suck your cock!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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In before all the retarded start-of-the-thread memes
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>>14862565
>Bleh, bleh! I vant to suck your cock!
Ignore Bella, she's a little touched in the head.
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>>14862565
Fourth for meido impregnation
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So this is it. My zen-spot.
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What is this cat even doing?
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WELL NOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? A NEW THREAD!
Time to post some stuff. I'm that one guy from last thread who specifically declined the name of Syndrome. Still looking for a handle, by the way.

This jumped into my brain, and wouldn't go away until I put it down in fake ink. It's rough as hell, and I invite GLORIOUS CRITIQUE.
Also, let me know if I should split things up into multiple posts in the future, this reply window is tiny.

>Be paladin in MGC
>Honor, duty, integrity, etc
>Enter foul den of monstrous creatures
>Aha! A dragon has taken hold of a fair damsel!
>This paladin cannot abide such a thing!
>Charge forward, passing evil fiends on left and right
>None shall impede your progress! Your goal is too righteous!
>Challenge dragon to battle for honor
>Dragon accepts, combat is met
>After much strife, a heavy blow is landed
>The dragon falters, unable to stand against you
>Or so it would seem
>It was all a ruse!
>The fair maiden is naught but an illusion, a monster rises in her place
>Distracted by the illusion, lose track of the dragon
>A fatal mistake, no matter the circumstance
>This paladin is struck down, felled in battle
>Truly, an end worthy of witness
>Remaining monsters swarm forth, piling on top of your form
>Not smiting them may have been a mistake
>They're kinda heavy
>Actually they are really heavy
>But hark! What approaches!
>It is the Echidna! Mother of all monsters!
>Or at least these monsters
>Well, some of them
>The rest were just invited
>Fortunately, they listen to her when she asks them to get off of you
>Apparently it's time for cake
>Get offered a slice
>Apologize, can't indulge on the job
>Secretly glad of the rule, you know what's in those cakes
>Never again
>Well, maybe on a special occasion
>Doesn't your wife have a birthday coming up?
>Talk to Echidna after party, need to get paid
>Little dragon comes up and thanks you for letting her win
>Keep to role, bluster and bluff that you'll be back, and she'd better grow big and strong or you'll beat her next time
>Echidna laughs as dragon girl runs off to play with the new toys
>Hands over standard fee of 20 Tanukidollars Sterling
>Amazing payout actually, the Tanukidollar is best in the world
>It'll last you several months on that alone
>She remarks that she never had such fun times when she was a child
>Paladins back then were somewhat more grimdark and killtacular
>Make offhand remark that some of your colleagues work for the more mature clientele
>Higher prices, admittedly, and a screening process is necessary, but supposedly worth the while
>At least your coworkers seem to think so
>Thank Echidna for her patronage, head home to wife
>Such is life as a Paladin in MGC
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>>14862570
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>>14862587
Jumping to evade something while swatting said something?
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>>14862570
>>14862592
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>>14862592
>>14862599
THE MEEEEEEMES, ANON
The memes
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>>14862570
>>14862592
>>14862599
There, we're all set for the thread to begin.
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>>14862601
But how is that possible? The MEMEILIM was destroyed!
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>>14862587
Looks like a catlike dance move
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>>14862590
You will be known as Cumfaggot. You shall not escape this.
A bit short, even for a greentext, but at least I didn't see the shift coming halfway through.
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>>14862592
>>14862599
>>14862601
>>14862604
>>14862605
YOUR MEMES END HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY
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>>14862610
So, what you're saying is, we're getting served?
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>>14862587
>>14862610
Looks like she's throwing down.

In a literal sense.
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>>14862620
Maybe you are, but I've got moves to retaliate with.
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>>14862611
But I'm not with a bundle of sticks!
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>>14862583
But this is a garden. Shouldn't we call it your g spot?
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>>14862623
Oh it's ON!
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>>14862625
Your name is chosen and it will STICK.
>>14862637
No, that you can look for later.
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I want to have sexual intercourse with a Holstaur cattle-herder in the woman-on-top, forward facing seated position.

In other words, I want cowgirl cowgirl cowgirl.
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>>14862662
Okay.
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I'm hot tonight!
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>>14862662
>Go forward to watch tits swing and see your cock disappear inside her
>Go reverse to watch that ass ripple and jiggle as she bounces on your dick
The eternal conundrum
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>>14862685
Hi hot, I'm anon.
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>>14862623
Not the Anon, but you don't even know who you're messing with
I have mastered the skills of dance to even the sickest of eurobeats
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>>14862685
>>14862689
And then they fugged.
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>>14862623
>Character literally born from a meme
Not even Cheshires are as autistic as that girl
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>>14862687
Thus, the mirror was born
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I want get some chicken and beef stakes, wrap it together with bacon, put some cheese on it and cook it on a salamander's tail!
When its done I'll share it with her.
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Anyone have a cap of that Loli Anubis Cumflation greentext from the last thread?
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>>14862695
>Character literally born from a meme
Explain
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>>14862702
See this guy? He's a romantic, he is.
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>>14862709
She's a very loud and obnoxious cat girl covered in rainbows and sparkles. She is perpetually on roller skates and leaves behind a massive rainbow trail as she moves. And her name is Neon Katt (Say it slowly and you'll get it).
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>>14862714
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>14862565
>That pose and angle.

Urge to be dominated by a bratty Vampire Mosquito is rising.
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>>14862729
>"Eeeeeh? Are you getting hard?"
>"How perverted, looking at my body like that."
>"Well, for your honesty I'll get you off."
>"With my foot."
>"If you're good I'll let you lick my nectar after."
>"You hopeless thing."
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HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE COME QUICKLY!

THE SHRINE NEXT DOOR HAS A TALKING FOX!
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>>14862741
Hehehe. Ass.
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>>14862741
WITH A NAKED BUTT!
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>>14862651
Alright, fine. As you have proclaimed, I am now STICK.
http://pastebin.com/u/STICKanon

STICK is who I am, and STICK is who I shall be. The art of the STICK is my path, and by this name, your order will be One Tanukidollar, at the next window please.
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>>14862755
I contributed! Holy shit.
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>>14862755
>"Yeah I'd like to order 1 Tanukiburger, with Shekel fries and a large coke."
>"Oy vey! Please drive to window! Good boyim!"

Man I hate coming here, makes me feel like I'm getting scammed.
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>>14862755
Please write about Mimics.
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>>14862766
I'll have a number 9, two number 45s, one with cheese, a number 5 with extra dip and a large soda.
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>>14862771
>"Thank you for your wise purchase!"
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>>14862771
Would you like a wife with that? Only 2.99 extra with rebate.
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>>14862590
I already told you. Your name shall be Cumfaggot.

I like the greentext though, Cumfaggot. Good idea, and the execution carried it through.
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>>14862790
>2.99
Wait a minute. With taxes, that's tree-fiddy!
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>>14862797
The goyim is onto us, shut it down!
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I want to play Anubis Fortress!
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>>14862814
Remember the golden rule.
Always protect the rear entrance.
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>>14862738
I would snap on her in the most sexually aggressive way possible
>Get dommed all day by loli girlfriend
>She gets you off in the most embarrassing ways
>Constantly talks down at you
>Can't take it anymore
>Finally break one day
>She tries to make you eat her out as she teases you
>Stand up defiantly
>Take her by the hips and hoist her into the air
>position her over your throbbing member
>The smug face goes wide with shock
>'H-Hey, what are you-'
>She can't even finish as you rm your cock deep inside her
>She's teased you so much the sudden tightness almost makes you cum, but you hold fast
>Begin pumping your hips vigorously into her tight pussy
>She loses all composure, helpless in mid-air as you fuck her senseless
>Her cries of confusion eventually turn to moans of lust, spurring you on
>Her legs lock around your waist, pulling you in deeper
>Lose control and pin her to the wall
You press into her body, her hard nipples poking into your chest
>She throws her arms around your neck, begging you to fill her up
>Your pump your hips like a man possessed, bottoming out in her vice-like snatch with each stroke
>You bury yourself to the hilt one last time as you feel your balls contract
>Your white-hot load erupts from your cock, filling her hungry womb with your seed
>You just stand there for a moment, panting, her quivering body pressed between you and the wall
Your legs give out from you and you slowly fll to the ground with her on top of you
>Your cock slowly goes limp and pulls out from her, a gush of cum following behind it
>She eventually regains her ability to talk, leaning up to whisper in your ear
>'N-Naughty boys usually get... get punished for something like that.'
>'But i-it felt really nice, so I'll let it pass... this time.'
>She trails a dainty finger across your chest as she gives you mischievous grin
>'Who knows, maybe if you behave like a good little boy, I'll reward you again some time.'
>She plants a quick kiss on you before nuzzling into your chest, falling asleep atop you
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>>14862704
I know I said I wouldn't put it in Pastebin, but no one responded to you, and I still had the original open in Word, sp here you go.

https://pastebin.com/DmKXaGXe

You can save the link or download the text and I can delete it later, if you want. It feels a little short to Pastebin, after all.
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>>14862823
> loli girlfriend tries to make you eat her out
> go down
> wrap one arm around each leg and stand up, lifting her
> pull her off your face
> suplex the loli
> pin
> win the Monstergirl City Wrestling Division
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>>14862821
Back to work with you!
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, study your handy dandy survival guide for Winter in MGC.

It always pays to help know the difference between a snow mound created by the plows and one created by an Ushi to hide in.
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What the FUCK did you do?
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>>14862864
Walking in the winter wonderland~
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>>14862834
Anubis is such a tight-ass. She really needs to just unclinch and relax once in a while. Surely she knows someone who could help her with that stick up her ass.
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>>14862865
You are not my wan-wan, therefore you get no headpats.
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>>14862869
Poor red zombie.

She hasn't seen dick since stalingrad.

Probably has friends who're wights now but not her.
I now want a russian wight who served in WW2.
I want to wear her hat.


>>14862865
No headpats because she chased away a werekitten.
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>>14862865
Those ears look weird. Like they're growing from her hair and not her head.

Weird ears.
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>>14862865
I just noticed she's not actually giving him the finger.
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>>14862890
There's an edit where she is.
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I think we can all agree the elf on the left is the best breeding material and undoubtedly the best future wife/mom.
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>>14862910
I want the thickest elves around!
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>>14862612
IS FULL OF SHIT A MEME?
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>>14862910
I'll take the redhead, thank you.
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Your daughter decided to dye her hair...
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>>14862910
All of them except white and brown are genetic garbage.
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>>14862910
>No sinewy damaged-goods elf who is actually pure and kind and wants nothing more to be a mom

>You will never comfort her while she's pregnant when she gets worried that your kids might think she's scary because of her injuries

just kill me.
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>>14862922
Looks fine to me. I'd compliment her on doing it so well.
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Do you prefer a pure kind looking mg or a sinister looking version of her?
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>>14862939
Oh crap, it the full moon isn't it?
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>>14862942
Everyone got their bunker and manticore piss ready?
Don't want find out your rape alarm needs new batteries when it's too late.
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>>14862939
Sinister looking but actually gentle and kindhearted.
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>>14862954
This negroid understands what my penis wants. Sure you're not half alp?
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>>14862922
Is she cosplaying Cruella or something?
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>>14862714
My god, how did I not see that?

On the topic of RWBY, Yang would make a good salamander.
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Dicking a hole, a hole, a hole, a hole~
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>>14862702
That sounds nice.
Cooking with a salamander's tail must make everything taste better.
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>>14862977
Wurms shouldn't be lewd, it takes away their retard moe appeal.
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>>14862711
thank you, now how would you be romantic?
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>>14862865
Headpatted an alp and made her jelly.

She's gonna have to say please.
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>>14862987
I'll have you know Wurms are sexual savants.
>>14862988
I dunno. Share the experience of watching 80's action movies with her?
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>>14862963
Don't know if i want to see a one-armed salamander.
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>>14863005
That made me sad.
Still despite the depression Yang is best girl now that Miss Nikos is feeling a little dusty.
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>>14862996
>not wanting to tell a blushing wurm exactly how you make babies together

It's like you stopped living a long time ago.
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Hate, violence, and harsh noise!
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>>14863026
Nega-Moth-chan no!
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Yandere onee sans who are a bit too prtoective
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>>14863033
Yandere nee-chans with a kuudere streak that silently watch you do your homework so you don't ask that anubis slut for help.
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>>14863022
You bastard
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>>14863042
Would she secretly sniff her otoutos hair while he sleeps?
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Gentlemen, I propose a plan. We shall construct a vessel, capable of traversing the ether, and we shall plunge through the black hole at a high velocity, activating the thingamajiggers, thus creating a Wurm Hole, and so shall we enter the world of booty and bosom!
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>>14863048
>Secretly
No, she'll do it brazenly, occasionally waking him up with how into it she gets.
If he complains, she shushes him by explaining that as her younger brother, he is her's by right and that means she's free to do what she wants with him.
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>>14863048
She might even borrow some for connivence sake.
Don't forget to leave that bathwater in, she needs that too!

>>14863050
But how will we return if we all lose our wizard powers? One of us will have to maintain his wizardry for his monster loving brother's sake.
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>>14863005
>>14863022
Am I missing something?
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>>14863056
>>14863059
What if he falls in love with another girl?
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>>14863059
>But how will we return
Whoever wants to return is certainly free to remain a wizard, but I don't see why anyone would want to. I imagine this as being more of a one-way trip, like, and would only take on volunteers willing to sacrifice their earthly lives and wizarding powers for the sake of scientific pursuits such as the study of the courtship rituals and mating habits of the local virile vixens.
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>>14863065
Accept it and move on like any caring sibling should.
Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him.
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>>14863065
It's adorable that he thinks that option exists.
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>>14863071
I dont understand
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>>14863070
>yandere
>accept it
>yandere monstergirl
>ACCEPT IT
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>>14863064
spoilers of RWBY season 3
Yang got herright arm cut off and Pyrrha took a arrow to the heart and then got reduced to ashes by cinder.
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>>14863087
There are no other women, he just has a bad memory.
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>>14863096
Yandere pyrrha fucking when
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I need pictures, pictures of wockbutts
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>>14863096
>>14863115
What is this thing you speak of?
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>>14863105
What about that cute anubis down the street
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>>14863132
There is no Anubis down the street.
That house has been empty forever.
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>>14863125
Sorry, all out. Have some catbutt.
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>>14863137
Puffy vulva. Too puffy.
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>>14863135
But what if he's in LOVE
True love overcomes all obstacles, even yandere nee-sans.
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>>14863146
You can't love a dead body, anon. That's a crime.
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>>14863146
True love cant overcome mindbreak as countless NTR doujins have shown to is
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>>14863115
She did really like Juane...
but alas the answer is fucking never
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>>14863148
Mummies are legal.
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>>14863148
>thinking you can kill a god of death
Even then it's just a quick boat ride to the field of reeds and one pouty Anubis to say you should've been here ten minutes earlier.

>>14863153
But that's not true TRUE LOVE.
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>>14863070
>Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him.
Like his son.
YANDERE AUNTIE HAS WAITED TOO LONG TO BE REFUSED NOW.
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>>14863153
As if the D can't heal what it breaks.
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>>14863163
>yfw the classmate is yandere for MC kun too
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>>14863126
An anime-styled web series.
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>>14863186
I don't think a girl should be saying things like that.
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>>14863191
She's going to soak her feet in mud while blowing you, how about that?
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>>14863195
I think that's far too lewd, and would ask her what her parents would think if they could see her acting like this.
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>>14863202
Maybe she's doing it just to upset her parents.
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>>14863186
Gnome is the most underrated elemental.
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>>14863213
They're all underrated, since nobody ever talks about them.
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>>14863211
Then it's time for exercise!
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>>14863215
Well Lava Golem had a story a few months back. Haven't seen piddly shit for any of the others outside of Kit's Dark Matter greentext.
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>>14863173
>And the custodian.
>And the teacher.
>The entire kindergarten class across the street.
>The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team.
>That chair in the corner.
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>>14863228
>The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team.
Well this just went full "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"
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>>14863211
Well damn, flatfish, I can't control the weather!
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>>14863228
Is this Battle Royale monstergirl version?
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>>14863211
Sahuagin are super cute
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>>14863257
Sahuagin in white school swimming suits with tan-lines!
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>>14863250
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>>14863256
>Battle Royale
Pshh, that's just some lame Japanese rip-off of the Hunger Games!
I'm also now reminded of the fact that we haven't had one of those in a long time. Wonder what happened to that guy.
>>14863257
>>14863260
>>14863261
I want a Sahuagin nee-san with curves and chiseled muscles!
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>>14863260
Sentences violating Rule 11 are often ludicrous.
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>>14863268
Rule 11?
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>>14863264
everyone told that guy to stop so he did
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>>14863270
Really? Because I remember him getting told to stop plenty of times and just ignoring it.
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Hellhounds with voices like dripping lava.
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>>14863280
>voices like dripping lava
I don't, I, what?
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>>14862880
>I now want a russian wight who served in WW2.

>"Husband. Trench mate Tatyana will be of visitings. Let me know if she gets handsy, I will cutting her hand off. Notfortunately her body is still of rememberings sharing the rifle."
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>>14863284
Hot, heavy, and smooth.
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>>14863286
>sharing the rifle
Oh you.
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>>14863280
Hellhounds that sing like Heat Miser?
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>>14862939
Sinister version who looks kindly at me.
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>>14862910
Red looks like she does nothing but laze in glades and just gargle cocks for all eternity. Eyepatch looks like she's seen some shit
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do we have any stories with a human woman as the villain?
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http://pastebin.com/Fj0t2Qyb
reader is a pornstar
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>>14863300
Beast had one where she was just more of a cunt than a villain
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>>14863303
It's a living.
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>>14863300
Nope.closest thing to it is >>14863306
maybe that one old lady in the moose saga, she Isn't really a main villain.
Why don't you make one yourself?
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>>14863286
>sharing the rifle
Dohoho.
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>scientists put up boards with dots on them
>tell dolphin to pick the one with fewer dots on it
>bugger gets it right every time
I wonder if it would be ethical to test the intelligence of Monster Girls. Leading Liches say "yes", but whether or not the concept of ethics is something they understand is still ambiguous.
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>>14863306
Explain please
>>14863317
Maybe later today
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>>14863327
Anon's ex GF is big in the social eye and the fact that anon left her for being a cunt stains her reputation so she makes his life a living hell. Anon finds some hellhounds. Hilarity ensues. The writing isn't out best though admittedly he is improving, but you have to admit the premise is an interesting one.
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>Was about to go outside
>Thunderstorm happens
She's at it again...
I just wanted to buy a drink
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>>14863326
Dont they all just kinda magically speak the local language anyway?
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>>14863334
Water Wurm gets grumpy when people don't give enough stuff to her shrine.

We need another sacrifice if we don't want lightning to strike our homes.
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>>14863344
Alright, you talked me into it. For the greater good THE GREATER GOOD I'll subject myself to Watery Tart's depraved debaucheries.
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>>14863344
She's grumpy because of this stupid water wurm meme
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>>14863351
Then she should cheer right up on account of me using the correct terminology hereabouts.>>14863348
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>>14863331
Thank you for telling me.
I will go to read it.
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Water wurm? more like water WORM amirite gise?
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>>14863361
no
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>>14863361
Wurm wars when?
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>>14863361
Put your worm in water and see if something doesn't bite.
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>>14863367
Wurm wars? Like those old Worms games?
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Pick a Yeti! Any Yeti!
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>>14863378
Can I hug all the Yetis?
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>>14863378
I'll take The Winter Coat.
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>>14863303
I actually wanted to see the reaction of those neet MGs when he posted, it would have been epic seeing them go apeshit for it.
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>>14863378
Ice Queen please.
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>>14863378
I'm not picky as long as she likes hugs.
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>>14863378
I'll hava gift giver.
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>>14863372
I was thinking more of a thumb wrestle but with their tails instead.
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>>14863400
Huh. We need art of this.
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>>14863400
>Wurms holding tails
You sick man, next you're going to suggest Hellhound arm wrestling as an excuse to see them holding each other's fluffy paws.
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They may come individually, or they may come in strength. But one thing is for certain. They're only after our Precious Bodily Fluids.
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>Got a nice birthday
>Chatted with an Oomukade
>Got to study maths with her
>Even got her to have dinner with me
>Viet culture don't fail me nao
>Nothing like speaking in native tongue to butter up Lotus gril
>Free three bean dessert oh yes
>Even got to talk about cool things like fishing and technology and schools
>Even got a happy birthday from everyone I knew before I headed back home
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>>14863417
What is this I don't even?
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>>14863417
I'm sorry, what?
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>>14863417
I'll have whatever you're on.
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>>14863417
Anon's having a stroke. Oh well.
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>>14863418
>>14863424
>>14863422
The power of self delusion that someone cares for you on your birthday is a potent drug
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>>14863431
I didn't have that though. I've got something better. Garlic bread!
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>>14863443
Baking is a wonderful skill. Man that would be nice to eat, some freshly made garlic bread with some homemade tomato sauce and washing it down with some ice cold water
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>>14863446
I didn't make it but the bakery is like 200 meters from my front door so I eat a lot of really good bread.
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>>14863450
Damn son that's a pretty sweet deal. The closest bakery to me is all the way downtown. Fred Myers and co do not count.
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>>14863457
The only complaint I have is that the bakery isn't run by Dragons.
Yeah, remember that? I do.
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I want to have a romantic encounter with a Yeti
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I want a Kunoichi to teach me the way of combining light and heavy attacks!
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>>14863469
I also want to meet a MG by doing the most lewd thing imaginable to her by accident when we meet for the first time.
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>>14863469
Sauce?
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>>14863475
>ibuki will be the only full ninja in sf5 for god knows how long
Im not mad, but i would have preferred maki
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>>14863469
I'm not sure a mouthful of yeti fur is the best way to meet one, I'll go for the accidental trip, stumble, and hug
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>>14863469
no google results. spoonfeed pls.
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>>14863486
Dr.P
Most recent tank
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>>14863502
See >>14863504
Really though, you guys should recognize his art if you've spent any significant time browsing chinese cartoon titty websites. He's one of the godfathers of vanilla and asses.
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>>14863508
oh shit its finally complete? well i know what im doing tonight
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>>14863475
Well I want to learn how to parry so I can impress my Salamander friendo!
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>>14863508
>>14863504
thanks. the name sounds familiar.
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>>14863504
Oh so it was just uploaded today
I need to start checking more than once a day
>Clever? Solution finished
This is gonna be quite the night
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I need yandere stories
NOW
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>>14863591
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, but doesn't die.
Girl has an epiphany. It's all the bitches and whores who should die, not her!
But girl doesn't kill them. It would be too kind. Instead she'll woo him and after he falls for her all the bitches and whores will suffer a fate worse than death; having their darling choose another.
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>>14863607
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, and succeeds. But girl doesn't move on, for why would she? Her beloved is right there. Girl gains a complex about her stupid decision ans is sure her beloved likes his girls with a little more body heat than she. Girl tries to hide the state of her undeath while simultaneously trying to gain boy's love, while using her new powers of undeath to repel all the other sluts. Hijinx and hilarity ensues.
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>>14863629
>>14863607
Yander-ai?
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>>14863637
A girl falls in love with a boy. Unable to confess, she kills her rival and uses her phone to stalk him on social media.
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>>14863637
>tfw can't escape this no matter which board I go to
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>>14863591
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>>14863642
Love finds a way.
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>>14863646
Sauce. I've never seen any cute yanderes doing cute yandere things.
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https://picarto.tv/monorus

What better way to start the morning than by watching mono draw up some slightly yandere kikimoras
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>>14863666
Feels like it's been years since Mono's drawn penetration. Good shit.
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>>14863666
I don't know what the fuck Barb's drawing, but my dick certainly likes it.
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>>14862590
That was delightfully silly. Thankyou for sharing.
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>>14862078
>someone actually drew it
Bless you, mystery drawfag.
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>>14863685
>Biting a hellhound
This is how you flip her sub switch.
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>>14863679
mightandmagic.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpicore_(H6)
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>>14863692
Million dollar question.
Does she still have a tailpussy?
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I want a shy girl
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>>14863690
Or she bites you back. And then I suppose things would go downhill.
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Happy pseudo birthday to Holstaurs everywhere!
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>>14863725
Na, her switch stays flipped so long as your finger is on it. The secret to a perma sub hellhound? Never sleep. Never rest. Never do anything but fuck her hard. Never drop the pace. Never increase the pace or she'll only want more. Perfect stasis in which she always has the right amount of dick. And just remember, somewhere in the back of her mind she's counting. For there must always be a balance. Not even the gods can help you when you slip.
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>>14863701
Doesn't look like it, also if she's anything like the original she should be able to dissolve armour and paralyse you with her sting.
>>14863725
>Bite a Hellhound and cause her to go limp
>She lets you fuck her like a beast and have your way with her
>After it's over you go to grab a drink but hear heavy breathing from behind you
>She pins you down and bites you back while wagging her tail
>She dominates you for twice as long as you dominated her to reassert control
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>>14863738

I feel like there should be a list of pseudo birthdays for MGs. I know the date for my favorite MG at least.
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>>14862592
>Ruining two perfectly good burgers with her ass sweat
Bitch is gonna get slapped
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>>14863776
Ruining?
She's enhancing them!
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>>14863742
No tail no sale.
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>>14862592
Some one needs to edit this slut on the mememe girl.
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>>14863685
What is he doing to that poor dog?
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>>14863779
Sweat contain tons of toxins and dirt anon.
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>>14863738
I drank cocoa yesterday, does that count?
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Father, what am I?
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>>14863804
Cute desu
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>>14863666
Is that.. kiki POV smut? Holy shit finally
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>>14863804
>dat ass
I'm going to stuff my face in there and I'm wrapping her tail around my neck.
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>>14863794
Yeah
so uhh
Yeah but
Yeah but I think it's hot ok
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>>14863804
An adorable little vampire bat-ccubus. Who should probably wear more clothing, though I agree with the overall aesthetic.
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>>14863739
>The secret to a perma sub hellhound
No, you have to teach her the pleasure of being beastfucked when she's still a loli.

But you'll still have to regularly refresh her memory.
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Which girl would still kiss you after you've eaten a garlic bread as long as your forearm?
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>>14863824
>loli
Ehhhh. Naah. Not into kids.
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>>14863804
You're probably gonna have to ask someone else more qualified than me for a specific answer.

Regardless, you are cute and sexy, and my daughter apparently.
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>>14863829
A masochistic vampire
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>>14863829
Vamp. Expect tongue.
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>>14863804
Dunno, was boozed when laying whatever was your mom.
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