A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.
That's a dumb question OP. The good question is: which 2hu would fuck you?
>>14829628
uh...
all of them, fukin nerd
>>14829628
Easy mode: Sanae
Normal mode: Reimu, after I've cooked for her a bunch of times and gotten to know her better
Hard mode: Miko, after passing her tests and becoming her disciple
Wouldn't mind a tengu right now, this one to be specific. Using her newspaper and journalism shenanigans as the initial approach should make things fairly easy.
Also, keep posting images. This type of discussion only works with images.
These three.
>>14829891
And these two.
>>14829891
Sado-maso party with portals sounds like fun.
You cannot fuq cirno because cirno is a fairy and faries don't have reproductive organs.
>>14829933
If there's no hole, it's a man's job to make one. Or something like that.
>>14829567
All of them, every single one of them.
I want awkward but cute sex with sanae!
>>14829628
no 2hu would sink so low as to fuck any of us
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>>14829937
They eat so they obviously have to expel residue. They aren't unfuckable.
>>14830324
And even if they didn't they still have mouths.
>>14830324
Exactly. They might not have a womb but the Vag00 and butte should be there
>>14830324
Have you ever seen a fairy shitting/pissing?
Do fairies even NEED to eat?
Fairies are magical embodiments of nature. I pretty sure they don't biologically 'consume' food the way humans do. They're far too pure and innocent for anything and vile as excrement or sex, therefore no crotch holes.
>>14830397
>Do fairies even NEED to eat?
Yes, they get concerned about food during the winter in the manga so they do need to eat, just like every other creature in the forest. That means they have basic physical needs which implies they need to expel residue just like every other animal.
>>14830425
Pretty sure it was stated somewhere that they didn't need to eat but do so anyway to imitate humans.
I want Ran to sit on my face!
>>14830433
Where?
>>14829567
Here's the Touhou I'd fuck.
>>14830588
Not him, but here:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fairy
>Fairies don't actually need to eat, but they see the way humans enjoy their meals and copy them, eating the same things.
The average jpsie probably would fuck any 2hu that comes along. They can't be that picky, being virgins and all. The more interesting question is: Which Touhou would fuck YOU?
And I don't mean in the "fuck you over" kind of sense.
>>14831437
Someone already asked that in this thread and no one wanted to answer. So git outta here, nerd.
Your dick can't handle this.
>>14831437
the majority of us couldn't even talk to a real girl, let alone have sex with them
what makes you think any 2hu would want to fuck us
>>14831645I've had sex with a trap does that count
>>14831649
Faggots in dresses do not count as women. Sorry.
>>14831645
>what makes you think any 2hu would want to fuck us
Kanako would fuck anyone here. What better way to make people believe you exist than to have them question their virginity if they doubt your existence.
Youmu is my wife
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2hus I would definitely fuck:
Reimu
Marisa
Sanae
Youmu
Reisen
Alice
Kasen
Kosuzu
Suika
Tenshi
Patchouli
Koakuma
Cirno
Sunny/Star/Luna
Clownpiece
Kaguya
Mokou
Tewi
Aya
Hatate
Momiji
Utsuho
Rin
Satori
Nue
Kogasa
Kyouko
Kokoro
2hus I would probably fuck:
Sakuya
Meiling
Remilia
Flandre
Yuyuko
Yukari
Yuuka
Lyrica/Lunasa/Merlin
Mystia
Suwako
Nitori
Shizuha/Minoriko
Koishi
Ichirin
Byakuren
Futo
Sekibanki
Kagerou
Benben/Yatsuhashi
>>14829746
>she will never ride your dick at an extremely high speed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Touhou_Project_characters
the sexest girl in 2hu
MARISA!!
>>14836777
2hus I'll Would definetly fug:
All of them.
Suika!
>>14829898
you cannot fuck them because you carry an std
>>14829567
All of them, including Rinnosuke, the hobgoblins, and the count.
>>14846449
I want to knock up the moonsluts and destroy their purity with impure Earth STDs!
