Would you adopt a 25 year old idol?
>>14822178
She's my age!
>>14822268
you're old!
I want to hug a wonderful 25 year old idol...
Is she toilet trained?
I'd rather be adopted
I want to marry Kaede!
>>14822302
I'm still young!
>>14822446
Bro, she's old and her eggs are rotten.
what a granny
Kaede best cake
>>14822737
If you like expired cake that is.
>>14822178
I can barely take care of myself, much less a fully grown adult.
>>14822620
Still young, still fertile!
She's a drunkard. I'd much rather take Kanade.
Please, marry me, Kaede-sama!
>>14822381
I sure hope she isn't
What are we yelling about!
>>14825014
About how much we love Kaede.
I love Kaede!
hhhhhhhhNFGHHGHH
Is kaede virgin? I doubt it.
>>14823971
Keep lying to yourself you useless old hag.
>>14822178
>>14825920
Considered that she was in show-business and is above 14 she is probably so used up that you would get an STD just looking at her.
>>14825946
I want Kaede to jerk me off while she tells me all about the big producer dicks she's had baby making sex with!
>>14822178
Catching up to Kaede's age!
>>14822178
As I was skimming the catalog I somehow read this as "Would you adopt a 25 year old loli?" and was very confused.
>>14826042
You aren't allowed to post on jaypee while underage!!
>>14822268
Same!
Why are so many /jp/sies in their mid to late twenties!
>>14822302
Rude
>>14826073
>I somehow read this as "Would you adopt a 25 year old loli?" and was very confused.
500 year old lolis have to be 25 year old lolis at some point.
>>14826025
>she's had baby making sex
But she had buttsecks a lot more.
why yell when her voice is one of the softest out there
>>14827476
Because our voices aren't as cute!
I love Kaede PERIOD!
>>14827654
I love Kaede EXCLAMATION MARK.
That's pretty good looking for 25 years of age.
I'm sure there's a comfortable living to be made for her in a JAV studio. Why is there no OVA depicting the life of reject idols who in their moments of weakness, crave cock and turn to the JAV industry for comfort?
>>14827734
There are Kaede JAVs at least.
>>14828263
Dare I ask for the source?
I want to have a grownup kiss with Kaede!
>>14828500
You're not mature enough for a grownup kiss yet!
>>14828537
I am too! I bet Kaede has very soft lips.
I wonder what she smells like. I'm thinking cinnamon or raspberries. Sexy adult perfume!
I would make Kaede the mother of my children.
She'd have to adopt me really, I don't drink because of health reasons but I'd totally ignore that and get hammered with her. I doubt she'd give me a choice either.
I'm more into Sae but adoption will be difficult. Next up would be Kanade but I think she and Syuko would rather adopt each other. Maybe even add Sae, that would be a great trio.
Maybe Miku would work, she's fairly decent at taking care of herself but the neighbors would probably question my sanity and morality considering the way she acts.
Mika I think would work, she needs Rika to be safe as well and we could help each other like a real family.
Other than that, the kong but I hate her and would only adopt her to bully her 24/7.
>>14822268
Ojisan enjoying /jp/!
>>14829626
>Maybe Miku would work, she's fairly decent at taking care of herself but the neighbors would probably question my sanity and morality considering the way she acts.
Miku is a perfectly normal schoolgirl with a fat ass. She can separate her stage persona from her real life one, so there's no issue with the neighbors. The only real problem would be how many cats she'd want to keep, I can imagine her picking up strays constantly.
>>14829730
I've never not had a cat in my life so that wouldn't really be a problem. Although my current cat has started the annoying trend of pissing everywhere if he's unhappy. .
>>14829819
There's a big difference between keeping one cat, and a cat sanctuary.
>>14829828
Sure but again, I've always lived in cat rich environments. Lots of cats are literally no problem.
But what if she never stops making puns?
I want to get Kaede pregnant on our honeymoon!
She's younger than me. Sure.
>>14831898
you cannot post on jp if you are over the age of 4 sorry
>>14830471
>consensual sex
>>14822178
I'd take her in and offer her warmsake
I want to accidentally have sex with Kaede.
Kaede dressing you up in her old clothes and calling you a good sissy slut whilst dominating you gently, tenderly and lovingly.
I just got Kaede in a gacha for Derestage, so yes, I have adopted her.
>>14836638
She adopted you desu
I can think of nothing better than getting wasted with Kaede and fucking in the hot spring.
Kaede's having my baby!
>>14842872
Enjoy your FAS baby!
>>14842880
I will!
goo goo ga ga
Do Kaedes exist in real life?
>>14845688
yes, in forests
>>14822178
>25 year old
Her VA is younger.
She's my daughter now
>>14848261
Why didn't they get actual cakes to voice the cake idols?
The daughter younger than the father....? heh... crazy shit.....
>>14848613
That's usually how it works.
Do you think Kaede would like to live with a 25 year old blue collar slave?
I drive around a forklift in a warehouse for $22/hr so I could at least afford to treat her Chili's or Buffalo Wild Wings once a week. I can't do much more than that though ;_;
>>14850791
I'm sure she would love for you to stuff her mouth with wings.
>>14850791
Just buy ingredients from a super market and cook. The cheap stuff is fine.
she used to be older than me.
now i'm older than her.
i feel so old now.
why the green skin?
April showers bring May flowers.
>>14851555
I would buy regular ingredients from Walmart as well. I wonder if Kaede knows how to cook? If she's going to live in my trailer for free she will need to pull her weight in other ways.
>>14851612
I came here to post this.
There are other cute older girls, right?
>>14850791
>22 an hour
You serious? I can afford to eat out every day of the week, save money, and pay all my bills with only 15 an hour, what the hell are you doing?
It's truly awful when the artist doesn't make her hair fluffy enough.
Watch and learn:
>>14854069
It's only March.
>>14854287
He probably has a drug habit, that's what drains my money anyway.
>>14854287
I have to pay my student loans and truck payment.
Kaede would be impressed if she went out to dinner in my TRD Pro Toyota Tacoma. She would probably need help getting up into it though since it's so high up.
Is she a trained toilet
Does anyone here have a Nintendo 3DS and wanna try out this QR?
>>14862055
I did. It's just two pictures of atopless Kaede
hey anon, come drink some of this
>>14864444
i-is it tequila?
How does Kaede respond to being tied up and made to buttchug multiple beers?
>>14844405
ageplay with kaede!
>>14865190
I bet she'd be down to hit the funnel.
Is she the most beautiful idol?
>>14870108
No, her hair is weird and penis-shaped.
>>14870205
I wish all penises were as pretty as Kaede's hair.
>>14870708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc
Getting ready to get married to Kaede!
>>14874065
I'm not ready for this type of commitment!
>>14874065
The guy took the time drawing the cute picture but forgot her actual birthday
>>14875463
Must have been too tired.
Only if she calls me daddy
Only if I can call her mommy
Only if I can cell her onee-sama.
Only if I can call her anego.
Only if I can call her Supreme God of Hyperdeath
Only if I can call her BBA
The most beautiful idol. Truly an angel descended from heaven.
>>14896348
If only I got her SSR.
Blue Nation best outfit
>>14900886
Kaede for ants!
Is she going to train me as a toilet?
Would you go out drinking with Kaede to a very expensive restaurant even if you forget everything that happened when you wake up the next morning?
>>14907352
Seeing as I have about 60 bucks to my name I'd probably turn her down if she wasn't buying.
>>14907352
Only if she would abuse me. As a hiki I want nothing more than a cute cake to show me the ways of living. Or something.
>>14907352
What's that tool Kaede is using?
Peeping on Kaede in the bathroom!
>>14917304
Kaede! Please use me instead!
