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Maids are olev
I want to milk Hakutaku sensei!
third for comfy
Hakutaku sensei and Holstaur childhood friend double teaming anon!
Kobold daughterus are the cutest!
daughteru!
Tigers ARE a valid option.
>Snipe the last thread
>Somebody makes a new thread nearly a minute after I do because they can't into refreshing the board
Jesus christ, I'm trying to prevent that sort of shit from happening.
>>14809792
I want to spank a Jinko that's in heat.
Well, this thread came first. I say keep it.
Plus, kesarans are utterly adorable.
>>14809691
We need this, I need this.
>>14809798
>implying it wasn't clear when I clicked post
I blame the file size though
Reminder to tuck them in tight.
Reminder to love your waifu and compliment her every day.
>>14809818
With a loli holst and imouto and her pure Minotaur onee-san?
I sure do love manticores and cheshires!
>>14809830
>>14809835
reminder-mind
>>14809844
Good for you?
>>14809844
>He likes Manticores
LaughingCheshires.jpg
More people need to see the delicious brown slime lewd from last thread: http://i.imgur.com/pMoWfGj.jpg
And here is a bunch of random pictures: http://imgur.com/a/2UOh3
>>14809844
Wanna end up like Jack here? Because saying that is how you end up like him.
>>14809856
I mean, its not the worst fate to befall me.
>>14809856
>You will never be Jack
Fucking faggot
>>14809759
I want a devil bug to laugh at my tiny penis!
I really should clean my house!
>>14809792
Fortunately there are better drawn Jinkos out there.
>>14809864
>Go to the kitchen
>Devil bugs crawl out from under the plates to laugh at your tiny penis
>Take a shower
>Devil bug pops out of the drain to laugh at your tiny penis
>Go to bed
>Get woken up by devil bug that snuck into your room to laugh at your tiny penis
Your home will never be safe.
>>14809864
Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?
>>14809801
That's a lot of Wendigo.
>"Ohoho~? A new minion sent by the elders to stop me?"
>"Maybe this one will actually be a challenge this time!"
>"Show me what you got warrior! Do not bore me!"
>>14809883
I'm seeing the meme a lot in the threads recently. What the fuck does it mean?
>>14809844
I like them best when they're mortal enemies.
>>14809853
>Hakutaku art already
Nice.
>>14809876
is it Tiger time already?
Kind of wish I could do better for you all without having to change pen name
>>14809856
Felicia looks like she has botox lips there.
>>14809888
What happens if I start jacking off?
>>14809911
Then don't change it, and to hell with the people who tryna put you down.
>>14809903
Maybe, maybe not.
>>14809911
I know that feel.
>>14809903
Please no. Tiger Girls make me want to do things that I know I could never do.
>>14809911
Just do what I did. Find a writefag from these threads in real life, kill them, and publish your stories under their name, completely filling their shoes.No one will ever know.
>>14809932
So THAT'S what happened to Quicksilver.
>>14809901
The perverted cow teacher deserves more love
>>14809903
I want to cross continents to marry the legendary white jinko who defeated an evil dragon overlord in order to save her country
>>14809888
She won't be so smug when I start taking my clothes off
>>14809888
Well I got a secret technique. It's called "remove pants". Let's see how well against that one.
"Whatcha want runt?"
>>14809923
>>14809931
TIGER TIME IT IS
>>14809946
To leave, ma'am. Just point me in the right direction and I'll be on my merry way.
>>14809898
I did it once after some butthurt anon killed my thread prematurely and I only remember one person complaining. It's fine.
>>14809790
That got a chuckle from me.
>>14809801
Such noble creatures
>>14809946
Oppai
OH PIE
>>14809946
Waist is too large.
>>14809946
You dropped your phone
>>14809948
Anon no!
>>14809917
>>14809943
>>14809944
>She starts stuttering and her face starts glowing as she hurriedly tries to get you to put your pants back on.
>"But we can't fight unless you're in your armor! That's what my books tell me!"
>>14809966
Anon yes!
>>14809948
I want a Wendigo with abs like that.
>>14809932
Dan Backslide please.
>>14809970
It's a different kind of fighting, honest.
>>14809963
"Where is it? I don't see it on the floor."
>>14809822
>"You know, with me being as big a fan of Godzilla as anyone, I figured out what the personality of Godzilla would be like if translated into a monster girl. Godzilla as a monster girl, would most likely be a Kuudere, especially if if you watch Son Of Gozilla and see how he treats his son over the course of the film."
I think that's entirely correct. I believe this artwork conveys that initial coldness nicely. It'd be really cool of KC did some of the film monsters as MGs, but he's got his hands full already. I've seen more monstrous versions of a Godzilla MG, but this and Gojiren (who's actually a hybrid like Primera from MGE) are my favourite designs.
>>14809970
I only know one way to fight, Ma'am, and it requires use of my rod.
>>14809977
Anon please, I don't want to masturbate to lewd Tiger girls right now. Please postpone Tiger Time until later.
>>14809970
We're gonna make love, not war. Now drop 'em.
>>14809979
I want a soft and curvy Wendigo.
>>14809784
>Not including minotaur senpai
>all this tigerposting
I approve
>>14809991
IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP! TIGER TIME HAPPENS EVEN AT WORK!
>>14809991
>He thinks he can just postpone the lewds
You hears him.RAMP UP THE LEWDS
>>14809995
A cow four-way?
I can impregnate it
>>14809986
Check between your breasts
>>14809937
I'll love her so much she ends up with quadruplets!
>>14809970
Oh yeah, then how come you're not wearing any armor?
>>14809995
The more cows the merrier!
>>14810007
You read my mind.
>>14810001
>no paws
I don't approve of this as much
>>14809970
Look I'm going to fight with my other sword. Ok?
>>14809991
NO! TIGER! TIME! NOW!
>>14809995
I want to grope those tits so bad.
>>14809995
abjobs
Well, I finally finished Xenoblade Chronicles today.
Holy fucking shit, that game. That ending. ThatStar Ocean 3 tier twist.That everything.
Have a cute headwinged bird lady in celebration.Being Melia is suffering.
>>14810001
>>14810013
Please no, Tiger Time can wait until later.
Posting tigers!
>>14809952
Well, it was a sudden plan B anyway.Dammit, she was literally /jp/ the monster
>>14810019
>Being Melia is suffering.
She didn't even get into PxZ2.
>>14810022
IT'S AS I SAID ANON TIGER TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE!!!
>>14810024
Damn it Sagat. This is not a way to cope with not being in SFV
>>14810022
TIGER TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE!
>>14809911
I guess you wish to be known asCharonymous,huh?
>>14810013
That's a runt.
>>14810028
God damn Tiger needs to learn how to eat properly.
>>14810022
OOGA BOOGA WERE ALL DA WHITEBOIS AT?
>>14809856
Jack's a lucky motherfucker.I want a delicious brown fat cat ass in my face.
>>14810040
That Jinko is gettinghugged.
>>14809988
Yeah, Agree with you it's my favorite design as well. It's something I've been want to say on these threads for a while, as I've been think about how a Godzilla monster girl would be like in terms of personality. That's the best part of Kaiju, they already have a set personality most of them, so transferring it to monster girl isn't that hard actually. I want to hold Godzilla-chan close and tell her she never has to be alone again, watch that cold exterior of hers eventually melt into a sweet, caring, girl who personality is warmer than nuclear fire.
>>14810022
TIGER TIME!!!
>no mom no!!!
>>14810040
I want the scary big black tigers to stop sexualizing me.
Do you know what this thread needs?MORE TIGERS!!!
>>14810049
looks like a leopard
>>14810057
you're gonna getBLACKED, son.
>>14810049
Is it bad that I want to be adopted by a Siberian Jinko who institutes a strict daily 'Tiger Time' during which I'm required to give her as much affection as I can manage?
>>14810059
is it time for work already?
Lioness > Tiger
>>14810040I want that Jinko and her other delicious brown catgirl friends to fuck me senseless.They have to cuddle me afterwards and take responsibility by becoming my wives.
>>14810058
I like the way you think!
>>14810058
That's drawn by the guy that designed Prier.Lets not squander images this early guys.
Wonderland Centaur soon!
>>14810040
I'm the locker room getting ready for some hockey
All this talk about "Tiger Time"
Do you lot not know that Tiger time is all the time?
I'm going to tease a Jinko with a laser pointer, they are just big dumb cats after all
>>14810076
FUCK YOU IT'S TIGER TIMEI've got like two more pics I was gonna dump then leave it at that...
>>14810071
Please no, I can't handle my boss and co-workers blowing me under my desk as a pick-me-up all day again.Being the only human in the office isn't as fun as it sounds.
>>14810075
>Unspoilered nips
Nice knowing you anon.
>>14810082
rape imminent
>>14810088
this is delightful
I like tiger time
I prefer slime time.
>>14810078
But that's undead centaur
>>14810088
Is this one of that Fizz faggots characters?
>"Ara ara, Anon, you're not interested in an old cat like me are you?
>>14810059
But that sounds indecent.
>>14810102
yes, yes I am
>>14810102
That does depend, are you a milf or a cake?
>>14810094
OF COURSE! TIGER TIME IS BEST TIME!
Titanic Tigers!
Tiny Tigers!
Titty Tigers!
Tubby Tigers!
All are welcome in tiger time
>>14810104
It is, it's extremely lewd and degrading, and you'll end up on a website getting triple teamed by chocolate skinned jinkos, eventually ending up on /pol/ with the caption
>How can human girls even compete?
>>14810114
What about Tickled Tigers?
>>14810121
Tickle them all you want!
Just watch out for when she snatches you
>>14810118
That's not fair those human women deserve love as well! Even if black tiger pussy is tight, and warm, and delicious, and they know how to fuck a man hard, unlike those human women. Some of them might cry knowing all the men are getting stolen from them!
>>14809918
>>14810032
It'd be easier than just posting stuff and people hating on it because of who made it. But yes, I am Charonymous.
>>14810114
I want a titanic titty tiger that has a "^" face on all the time.
>>14810136
>human women
they knew they were fucked the day they realized MG's actually are in love with their husbands and don't see them as walking wallets
>>14810136
Life isn't fair. You're going to get violated by 7 feet of dark skin, light fur, big paws, and chuff.
I want to lightly bite a Jinkos shoulder while fucking her from behind.
>>14810146
This is the closest I got.
>>14810157
I want to give a jinko a big nibble on her ear while hitting it from the back
>>14810159
Not oppai loli. Just a 7ft muscled Jinko with huge tits and ass.
I want agentleyandere kiki to cut my tendons and rape me senseless!
>>14810153
I'm sure they can love as well.
>>14810156
But they're too big! How can a frail white boy like me handle all that dark meat?
>>14810172
mamono mana, also, it's not like you have a choice, start stocking up on mino milk to get your bones thicker.
>>14810180
What happened to "No"?
>>14810170
>gentle
>tendon cutting
Anon, I'm not sure if it works like that.
>>14810172
Exactly, I think human girls can love just as much as any monster girl. I've met a few who are quite pleasant to talk to and really thankful to just be with me.I told them no problem and that as long as they don't wrong me, I'll return my happiness to be with them. Also, I don't have to worry about being raped/assaulted by most human girls, so that a big plus in my opinion.
>>14810186
Anon, you can't just throw letters together and pretend they make words. Unless you're some sort of magician, 'no' will not save you.
>>14810172
>human women
>knowing the concept of love
Keep holding on to that notion and then you end up like me; 29 years old and two divorces later...
But enough blogging have some blueberry pie.
>>14810078
BEHOLD THE HORSEPUSSY OF THE SHADOWISLES
>>14810201
Meh, Cherry is better.
>>14810217
>>14810071I find those lips to be disgusting
>>14810217
4 horns?!? She's pretty horny.
>>14810068
>Siberian Jinko
I want this meme to die already. Literally founded by a faggot.
>>14810227
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.
>>14810195
You never know they're not rapists. Some of them might turn into them when they get fed up with all the duck going to monstergirls
>>14810198
But don't they know that I don't want it? All they're doing is enforcing negative stereotypes?
What drink do you get your monster girl on after Beer Prices get too high from shortage due to two sumo onis have a chugfest?
>>14810027
>Live a sheltered life, hidden away entirely from the public
>Only people who really care for you are your dad, brother, and your personal guards, who've been your lifelong friends
>Watch your guards die protecting you from a Telethia attack
>Saved from certain death by a boy named Shulk, who seems completely amazing and selfless
>Decide to journey with him to help him fight the Mechon
>Fall for Shulk after all you've been through together
>Mechon attack your city for the first time ever not long after
>Your dad goes off to protect the city andis skewered on the cold claws of a vile, mocking Metal Face
>Metal Face taunts you as your father dies in your arms
>Learn about Shulk'sdead love interest
>Also discover thatshe's actually alive, and comes back later to Shulk's boundless happiness, meaning you have exactly zero chance of ever being with him in that way
>Much later on, after confronting what appears to be your final foe,get betrayed by a friend, who shoots Shulk so that the entity using him as a meat puppet can realise itself
>Attempt to fight back againstthe betrayerand get knocked the fuck out by a rifle butt to your head
>Wake up to discover thatthe god of the Bionis is actually malevolent,and the sole purpose of your entire species' existence on the Bionis you live upon is tobe forcibly regressed back into mindless, bestial Telethia to cull the lives of every other sentient being
>Watch your very ownbrother be mutated and absorbed into the conglomerate mass of High Entia soldierslike something out of John Carpenter's The Thing
>The disciple of the big bad basically mocks you about how both you and your brother are going to die,him by your own hands in his servile, unthinking state,and mocks you with the possibility that you might be reincarnated as lovers in your next lives, instead of siblings
>Finally killyour own brother, and get to say farewell to him as he gains enough control to suicide the Telethia he's a part of
>The only consolation is that Riki heard his voice too
>When the final battle is over,Shulk's world reboot does even revive the dead High Entia, your brother and father included
Melia had a hard life.
>>14810217
>Cherry
>>14810258
>Not strawberry rhubarb
You're all idiots.
>>14810239
Yeah true, that could happen to me, but it's a hell of a lot less likely to occur with human girls than monster girls. Also, if one does try and rape me, I can actually fight them off and run away, compared to monster girls who there is likely any chance to get away from if they wish to assault you. Plus, most human girls would probably just be happy a guy wants to talk to them and possibly date them for who they are.
>>14810251
Oh shit, she really did have it bad.
>>14810262
>strawberry rhubarb
>Not Apple Cinnamon
Surrounded. I'm surrounded by idiots
>>14810258
>No adoptive Echidna-born Demon Onee-san to sit on your lap and grind against you while pretending she doesn't notice how hard you're getting.
>She'll never tease you relentlessly and never let you cumuntil you snap one night, pin her down on her bed and fuck her senseless while she teases you for being so lewd.
Fuck.
>>14810280
What if you're not the sort of person who would snap and rape family member?
>>14810286Then she'll invite you to her room during the full moon.You'll be met with her, tied to the bed with her legs spread and her pussy wet.The first thing out of her mouth when you step into her room and see her is "Ravish me."Demon Onee-san has some serious fantasies.
>>14810286
Yeah, homos are people too
>>14810275
>Not rubyrye creampie
Plebeians are everywhere these days.
>>14810274
Yep. There's basically no consolation for her in the final cutscene, either.
It ends withDunban working alongside the High Entia and Machina to bring about a better future,Reyn, Riki and Sharla messing around fishing with Sharla's little brother,andShulk and a once-again human Fiora getting lovey together.
Compare that to Melia, who is leftstanding looking out at the ocean, all alone with nothing but her thoughts.
And to top it all off, like was already mentioned, she doesn't even make it into the new Project X Zone game. Unlike the childhood friend who won.
Best girl deserved better.
>>14810302
It was very nice meeting you, see you in a few days.
>>14810302
See you in a few days.
>>14810251
It's so true, and makes me wish I could hug her tight and help make her life brighter. I want to tell her that I'll always be by her side and that she doesn't have to face things alone. life may be hard, but I'd try myhardest to make her life a little bit brighter and hold each other up when the other is down. Melia is best Xenoblade Chronicles girl no doubt about it.
>>14810302
Enjoy your vacation Anon.
Just a bit of a progress update on this
>>14810302
Come on anon.
Also Mari is too bland and slutty for me to like her in any way.
>>14810302
Slut
>>14810302
R.I.P anon.I want to be hunted down and raped by Deruella.Then I want to hug and cuddle her afterwards and see what happens.
>>14810316
I must admit, that's a nice looking volleyball.
>>14810316
>Your waifu will never be part of the waifu group
>>14810329
All you have to do is commission a whole shit-ton of stuff of your waifu.
>>14810329
>wanting your waifu to be a meme
I want to be raped by my childhood friend in heat.
I want to be the only male student in a monstergirl school!
>>14810258
>Summon Demon
>She's looking smug as you're laying out the terms of the contract
>Grins when you tell her she has to be your girlfriend and asks if that comes with all the responsibilities of said duties, to which you reply, of course
>She asks if you plan to use her body like you would a normal human girl, her smile fading when she notices your blank expression
>No, you tell her.
>The Demon curses under her breath when every time she makes a motion to alter the contract, you block her with more interjections
'Oh? What use have you for me then?'
>Tell her the final clause of the contract
>She is to be your girlfriend, and rather than walk around in such slovenly BDSM tryhard gear
>She is to wear summer dresses, modest boots, or what you refer to as 'normal clothes for a young lady'
'Surely you must be kidding to think I'll listen to you. I'm a Demon of Lust, you have no dominion here outside of this circle. What's to prevent me from raping you?'
>Grin at her, replying quietly
'You are bound by the contracts, it's that simple. Now, if you'd wash your hands and tidy up, we can have dinner and then retire for the evening.'
>There's just a small flush on her face before she looks away and gives a 'tch!'
'Fine, you stupid boy. I'll play your game, but you'll eventually give in. One way or the other.'
How do you deal with a kiss-slut?
>>14810351
That's a real good way to get gangbanged by monstergirls in heat.Even your teachers.Everyone gets a go, but your childhood friend gets your first time.
>>14810357
New chapter is out? I should read it
No ban edition. I hope?
http://i.imgur.com/QFfWHhU.jpg
>>14810351
Slut.
>>14810362
>implying it's not going to be whoever takes Anon's virginity first gets to be his wife
>implying the monsters aren't going to blue ovary each other to take the virginity of the only male in school
>>14810351
SluuuuutI like you
>>14810357
I recognize this art style, what's the source? I need akiss-slutin my life.
>>14810372
Lilims are objectively shit
>>14810372
Is it wrong that I want to chain, ballbag and knock up Mari even knowing she's been with countless men?
>>14810384
Tsurezure children
also
>2016
>not using google
>>14810384
Wakabayashi Toshiya
>>14810357
I want a Succubus who's a total kiss-slut.Her sisters think she's weird.
>>14810374
>implying that his childhood friend didn't steal his virginity already.
>>14810373
>>14810379
Is it wrong that I want to be the sex slave of a pack of nerds like the oomukades and the tengus?
>>14810394
So she raped him in his sleep?
>>14810397
>of a pack of nerds
Very wrong. You should be a slut for alpha girls like gangs of onis and shark girls.
>>14810389
>Using google
What, for a glimpse of the fabled google image search where it actually ever finds the thing for once?Didn't find it this time. Either
All the same, thanks for the sauce.
>>14810405
No.They had a tender first time together under the light of the full moon.There was kissing and handholding involved, so it was incredibly obscene for monstergirls.
>>14810388
The fact that you don't want to wear a condom while in her probably std riddled cunt is weird yes, I hope you weren't planning on taking responsibility if you do impregnate her though.
I want to be the only man in a school filled with horny, single monster girls. I also want to avoid every single rape attempt because my great grandfather maxed out his luck and agility.
>>14810416
Hey, KC outright said that mamono mana prevents that kind of thing and the only monster stds are the pleasurable kind.Of course I wouldn't take responsibility, she'd run off with another man anyway.
>>14810421
Please anon, I can do that and the only thing my grandfather maxed out was strength and endurance.His intelligence was really too low however which may have rubbed off on me.Which could explain why I'm 22 and in the sixth grade.
>>14810311
I'm glad someone shares my opinions on her with such passion.
Her Starlight Kick art is unarguably the most adorable in the game, just because you get to see her drop-kick and knock over enemies potentially the size of a three storey house, and hear her go "Oof!" when she lands on her butt afterwards.
And her "swimsuit" clothing is basically the cutest thing on the planet.
>>14810408
I want to be hunted down and gangbanged by a gang of delinquent monstergirls comprised of a Hellhound, three Werewolves, a Red Oni and her Blue Oni sister, a Holst who fell in with the wrong crowd, a Raiju, a Manticore, a Cheshire Cat, and two Kakuen who are twins.And then I want them to treat me like a member of their gang and protect me from bullies.I want to pretty much end up the group's shared husband who comforts them when they're sad and cooks meals for the gang and sleeps with them all in a big cuddlepile.I want to be the shared husband of my cute delinquent wives.
>>14810424
I guess there's nothing wrong with being cheated on when you're counting on it to happen. It's like self destructing plates that you know will explode once you eat them. You lost a plate, but atleast you din't have to clean it
>>14810427
But anon, with high luck and agility I can have almost anything go in my favor. I would be able to take down two Onis at the same time by being a lucky piece of shit instead of becoming incredibly strong!
>>14810429
Living the dream
>>14810432
Mari confirmed for coal burning succu-slut
>>14809798
You aren't the only one keen on sniping the thread anon.
>>14810429
My negro
>you will never help the delinquents study due to you being the only erpson who paid attention in class
>you will never make meals for them and preparing the bed
>they will never cuddle with you in a cuddle pile
>they will never protect you in school
>they will never show their dere side to you
life is suffering
>>14810299
>Not Mixberry crumble
It's like I entered The Alp Den
>>14810429
S l u t
>>14810439
I can't believe I forgot to mention their boss.She's a well toned delicious brown Lamia who insists on everyone in her gang calling her "Anego".
>>14810472
Just imagine them all cuddling you after the gangrape and welcoming you to the gang.The whole reason their boss wanted to make me the gang's husband in my fantasy boils down to "I want to see him smile."
Monoeyes are for ___!
>>14810472
>Being a tutor to a group of sexy delinquents
That would try my patience to its limits, but it would be oh so worth it.
>>14810505
Cucking!
>>14810505
headpats
>>14810505
Ignoring
>>14810428
Agreed, my nigga of finest taste.She's cute and the only video game girl who stand equal to her likability,cuteness, and personality is Tali from Mass Effect. Also I imagine Melia flaps her head wings really fast when she's happy, which only helps make her more cute in my mind.
214th for pinching cute Wurm cheeks
>>14810438
I don't even need my strength when I have my aura of denseness.
I can't for the life of me tell what my teacher wants to do. Something to do with bananas in her mouth? Hell if I know.
>>14810505
Raping, impregnating, then leaving her alone in the hospital as I elope with the smart Wurm physician!
>>14810505
>>14810505
>tfw no one cares about horned blueberry Cyclops
>>14810521
>>14810514
>>14810564
You three are some rude dudes. How dare you do that to the most pure race of Monster Girls, even Polypemus-chan got cucked by Odysseus because she looked like this!
>>14810579
I don't like them and I never will.
>>14810579
I don't care. I'll break as many Cyclops hearts as I can!
>>14810584
But all they want is one night with you, Anon!
>>14810606
Hold on, where are my dollar bills?
>>14810606
While she has a nice butt her arms look rather tiny.
>>14810607
>>14810606
Penis, no
>That wetness
Penis
>Dripping down her thighs
Please
>>14810630
You heard me. They'll realize they're inferior specimens and that they'll die alone and unloved.
>>14810606
Wait, new Salamander art?
Ooh baby.
>>14810613
I don't like them.
>>14810329
There's a waifu group?
>>14810668
That's a girl from that EMG game.
>TFW fucking Tower Girls gives me a weird idea for a Tsukumogami sword girl
>>14810579
>have your grandmothers wedding ring willed to you
>somehow in between moving halfway across the country you lose the ring but still have the diamond carats
>in the neighborhood you now reside in has a cyclops next door
>one day see her working in her garage
>she's doing body work on Old Man Hendersons 1972 Cadillac
>that rear bumper though
>on both of them
>strike up a conversation about what she's doing
>Old Man Henderson took out a few of his garden gnomes the other day and trashed the paint
>oh well, nothing a buffer and new coat of paint really couldn't fix
>she also went to tell you that she also fixed the timing belt, front axel, replaced the power steering fluid, changed the oil, and rotated the tires
>you also notice her eye has gotten what looks to be a star in the pupil
>ask her how she knows so much about cars
>apparently her dad owned an illegal 'chop shop' and taught her all he knew about cars
>and how to steal them
>you also learn that because of this knowledge it had led her to lose a few years of her life in prison
>six to be exact
>so at the chipper, young age of 32 she's trying to be more 'proper' in not only her eyes but in the eyes of the law
>she's doing Hendersons car for free
>she asks if you would like to help
>you (a little too enthusiastically) say 'yes' and grab a buffer to help her out
>you two then spend the whole day talking and bonding over working on a car
>late in the evening is when you two finally finish
>everything is just perfect on the car
>but you know you would've been done at least three hours ago if she wasn't so good at bringing out the conversationalist in you
>you tell her you'll see her tomorrow and maybe have some work for her to do on your own car
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...
>>14810505
Telling them alllllll about the problems I have with my cute alp girlfriend.
>>14810716
>Fucking a Cait Sith
You ruined it
>>14810505
Stuffing, dickingmarrying
>>14810372
lucky man
>>14810716
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...
Soiled it.
>>14810716
>Old Man Henderson
Heh.
>>14810724
>you tell her you'll see her tomorrow and maybe have some work for her to do on your own car
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...
I thought he ment that he hit the Cait Sith with the car
>>14810703
Explain...
>>14810724
I think its implying the dude hit a Cait Sith with a car, which is fine my most of us.
>>14810732
>>14810724
How to into Reading Comprehension: /jp/ Edition.
>>14810724
>>14810732
Hey, we all have a moment of weakness, and when there's no other girl around, what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in? They smell it when you do that you know.
>>14810746now this is high end bait!if it isnt i sincerely apologize
>>14810740
Basically a sword gaining its own soul after being coated in the cursed blood of monsters from pre-Demon Lord. Or some silly contrived thing like that. Ignore and move on since nothing good can come from my brain flatulence.
>>14810740
Thick
Meaty
Swords
>>14810746
>They smell it when you do that you know.
If they could they'd also acknowledge their prospective mates disdain for furshit.
>>14810613
I'll take the many cute cyclops girls if you don't want them. I give them love, cuddle and head pats as i tell them they're all beautiful girls who each can share my love. AS we tuck ourselves in at night, I kiss each of their heads and nuzzle one by one until we fall to sleep.
>>14810763
You forget they're cats. Cats are inherently assholes who hate your feelings.
>>14810782
So it happened at last.
>>14810782
Cor.
>>14810787
Blimey
>>14810782
>It finally got made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0
