おめでとう森さん subedition
>NEWS:
Sakura Gakuin new album now up for pre-order!
>FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/eXbByCz3
>BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2016:
UK (Apr 2)
US (May 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, Jul 12, 14, 15)
France (Jun 11)
>SAKURA GAKUIN:
New Album ~Kirameki No Kakera~ (Mar 3)
Spring Hina-asobi 2016 (Mar 6)
The Road to Graduation (Feb 13, Mar 22)
>NEW VIDEOS:
BM: https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/photo/109027926708178880868/6240329931579482354
SG: https://plus.google.com/photos/photo/100623630271890671736/6241324823373384450 & https://youtu.be/B-f9XwyG64I & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k6nkOFblr1ik3Yflm7Z & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3rlcvs_160212
NoS: https://youtu.be/JBSEJAlyIF0
Grads: https://youtu.be/m3VZ4q0fz8M & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pfvxe_160130 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k2SISiuZcMlzpLfgrcz
>EVERY WEEK:
Sakura Gakuin (Mon 19:00 JST)
http://logirl.favclip.com/live/
Night of Spica (look for ゴロ寝系トーク番組『スピカの夜』 in the calendar)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/stolabo-tokyo
>MERCHANDISE:
asmart.jp/sakuragakuin
asmart.jp/babymetal
asmart.jp/muto_ayami
http://babymetal.tmstor.es/
http://babymetal.gomerch.com/
http://www.mflstores.com/mfl/babymetal.html/
>THE SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1inuuituVibgwZPWlmyll4Q3jLEGQye9PcsGiPZHTU0Y
>Previously on /bmsg/: >>14729813
>>14748595
Approved.
First for marinafag should stop making OPs
>>14748587
>>14748605
Who's the idiot now?
>>14748612
Make me.
>>14748612
SMUG MARIPPE
>>14748612
Stop the bullying!
>>14748612
First for you should stop posting.
>>14741929
PUNKS NOT DEAD
rly?
If you changed bodies with your waifu for the day, what would you do? Presuming you can speak with people and interact as if you knew them so you can camouflage in exactly as normal (if you wanted).Firstly there would be the obvious... Look at myself in the mirror and touch all over Su. Then smell her pillows/clothes and try and absorb as much memory of her scent as possible. Then I would try and see if I could see Yui and Moa or any of the SakuGakus really and meet them. Being Su and having her phone/camera/computer means I could see all the rares, take pics of her room etc. and send them to myself for archiving. Then at the end of the day it would be more lewd stuff :3
>>14748993
I don't know, one guy who bullied me during middle school became someone I would call a friend of mine. So going from someone who I would like dead to one of the people I respect most... people easily change during those formative years.
>>14749064
>take nudes. and send them to myself
>>14749064
I would go outside and smile at people, and see what it feels like when people think you're cute.;_;
Well that wouldn't work at places like Tokyo, where everyone is too busy and want to keep their distance. Maybe in her hometown.
>>14749136
>;_;
that's sad
>>14749064
What do you think your waifu would be doing in your body while all this was going on?
>>14749166
She would explore my bmsg folder
>>14749064
realistic answer
>what the fuck, impostor asked about this on /bmsg/, am i in a dream or was he a literal meme magician?
>assuming that this is the real world and the situation is as he described it, she's in my body right now
>because there is a 12 hour difference between us she's probably still asleep, so i'll take this time to fly home and be there for when she wakes up
>if i don't make it in time she'll probably think she's gone totally insane and because she's in my body i'll have to deal with the consequences of that
>assuming she woke up and i was there i would try to calm her down and explain the situation and then spend the whole day getting her ready to go back to japan tomorrow
>assure her that if the situation is as prophesied, she'll wake up tomorrow in her own body and that it will never happen again
>i'd try to keep in touch with her after she went back to japan, and hopefully once she has recovered from the situation she'd start thinking there as some sort of magical bond between us
>she'd then want to get married because she had probably fantasized about a chuunibyou situation like this when she was younger
>get married and live happily ever after
>the end
>tfw no Happy Birthday Mori-sensei editionMori-san doesn't count
>>14749264
In my head Su was reacting the same as myself and exploring her surroundings/new body with interestbecause of our connection. I suppose if it were to happen to anyone else they could be shocked. Too much time would be spent flying from Japan to my home so she would probably have already woken up and freaked. Maybe i could phone myself and direct her like on the matrix to my laptop and then Skype. Hearing her own usual voice and seeing herself safe and ok would calm her. Then tell her that it's only for a day and to enjoy herself.
It would be romantic flying to be with her as she awoke in her new body, then flying back and sleeping just before she goes into her own body. Then rushing to the airport in your usual body and waking her gently in Japan. If you were visiting Japan when it happened you could do that with trains... I'll have to go and try to invoke meme-magic to see if Su and I can trade bodies for a while :3
>>14749440
>Tfw koba made Su do a no-fun sign when she could have drawn kawaii rabbits
:(
The Babymetal JAV parody is up on the spreadsheet now.
>>14749570
Thanks.
>>14749570
>youtube
>9WgXcQ
Ha. No.
>>14749448
Mori is best girl.
>>14749675
that's not a girl though
>>14749106
There's no need for it, the impact is gone.
>>14749156
That pic is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen, crop it a bit to make the thumbnail more clear and voilà, a jpsie magnet.
>>14748692everydbody knows that
>Tfw tired and thinking of how perfect it's going to be falling asleep with Su for the first time in the physical world
>>14750298literallyperfect
>>14750316
he's aging like a dog :(
>>14750320
more likeliterallybroken
>>14750337Please don't say mean things like that about my perfect microwave-chan
>>14749675
She's so cute it hurts.
>>14750708
>pictures for ants the poster
just stop you fag
>>14750708
You try to meme so hard it hurts.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/698029247617585152/pu/vid/720x1280/ojK9Bw5fyInZ7r_t.mp4
>>14751548
I can already hear the fapping sounds
>>14748595
She got some big baps.
>never forget
>making his own "Babymetal"
>>14752276
Is that Dave Mustaine?
>>14752257
She carrying that milk, if you know what I'm saying.
>>14752469
I don't. I don't even see any groceries.
>>14752486
She can carry my groceries, if you know what I'm saying.
>>14752525
you mean your balls in her mouth? lol
>>14752486
What business does Mio have here?
>>14748595
who is this?
>>14752549
Woah there.
>>14752563
Girl padded to hell and back.
>>14752574
I don't think so faggot https://youtube.com/watch?v=krhycGHEJEk
>>14752562
Just like Himetan, Mio has a doppleganger.
>>14752276
yup
>>14752694
>>14752416
srry wrong quote
>>14752665
I don't see much resemblance to Sara.
Honestly that's almost always shaky. We pay attention to different attributes and put different weight on them. What you see is not what I see and vice versa.
>>14752756
She's hot this all that matters. Added to the pantheon.
They get really sweaty don't they
>>14752827
I wish I could see their sweaty bellies. That's the best.
>>14752827
I wanna lick that sweat off
>>14752835
I wish I could wipe the sweat off their faces
>>14752835
>>14752845
Do you think they smell bad after sweating so much I've seen a video that said that japanese people don't smell
>>14752835
Sweaty bellies and thighs :3
>>14752892
Yum
>>14752858
Well, I've heard they have toilets that squirt water on your butt so you can get maximum clean. I'd say they're pretty advanced in that department. They bathe all the time too. Their sweat probably makes them smell nicer if you really start to put some thought into it. I should ask some Jap friends of mine if I can smell them. I'll let you guys know.
>>14752946
Post more butts
>>14752964
Please tell me why is this allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mi-3cg5G4
>>14752898Whose thighs do you reckon taste the nicest when they are moist with sweat?
How do you like this gif?
Look at those chubby cheeks!I just wanna pinch them.
>>14753184
very robotic desu
>>14753184
Fuck I love this.
>>14753184
Those quick arm flicks are cute.Imagine the good old fashioned :3
>>14753184
>gif
Get with the times faggot, it's 2016 now.
>>14753184
Cute desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYXFPjyjIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsNoor0ESM4
>>14753303
>metal guitar cover
babymetal was the worst thing to ever happen to sakura gakuin.
>>14753383
it was the best thing, an actual successful music endeavour that puts out quality music
as opposed to the myriad of shit songs that sg puts out, fuck, sg has been around longer than bm and they're still not as popular
>>14753546
agreed sg is a fucking joke. just look at how many girls have graduated from there and flopped hard.
>>14753546
Babymetal quit putting out quality music around the time they quit being part of sg.
>>14753546
>quality music
anon pls, babymetal became popular because it gave metalheads a chance to look at female japanese children without seeming like a creep. even if you thought the metal-jpop meme mix was good they already jumped the shark and have switched to shrugrock.
>>14753184
I made this gif yesterday :O
>>14752665
>>14752756
She's supposed to look like Sara?... not even close. Sara is going to star in Amachan 2: Kokeshi Strikes Back.
>>14753700
I don't see it at all
>>14753700
Sara looks more like Mio, you're pulling at straws here anon.
>>14753741
>>14753734
They could be sisters.
>>14752562
keeping us warm
![tumblr_nty1mfoaa61ub1mlro1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ITAe9f2.jpg "tumblr_nty1mfoaa61ub1mlro1_500[1].jpg")
Happy birthday mori :)
>>14753774
Sorry anon, still don't see it.
>>14753383
>>14753546
>>14753554
Wrong
>>14753585
Right
>>14753687
Half wrong
YUI ？？？
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57rZgurLHw
>>14753690
I found it at facebook
With these lazy justifications, Ariana will be added to the pantheon at this rate.
>>14753954
Mostly wrong.
>>14754144
no additions since chiadoru, don't let anon tell you otherwise
tfw Sulpa asks you to finish all over her belly and then rubs it into her skin and naval
>>14754508
Red flag
>>14754391
I am the gatekeeper and you're wrong.
Look at those muscles flexing
>>14754997
The kamis are so gay. Why would I want to watch a bunch of middle aged men flailing around and sweating all over the place when I go to watch cute girls sing pop songs? They do nothing but attract unhygienic metalhead losers to the shows because the normies are worried they'd be labeled pedophiles if there were just underage girls on stage.
>>14755054
Old days were the good days.
>>14753956
Different person
>>14755054
Are you that insecure? Avert your gaze and look at the girls, you closet case. I've never even thought about the kami band sweating.
>>14755189
no, what he said is true.
>>14755054
>unhygienic metalheads
As opposed to what? Unhygienic weebs?
>>14755054
We need more people like you. Post more pls.
>>14755217
So you would both rather look at middle aged men in tight, black spandex flailing around and sweating. So that's your thing. Got it.
>>14755217
>>14755054
they're tucked away in the back and off to the sides except for a few minutes during their solo and a few seconds during Akatsuki.
It's your fault that your closeted eyes keep constantly drifting towards the sexy Kamis senpai. You want some of that boipucci
>>14755247
Someone post that picture of a big guy doing a meet & greet with Ayami
>>14755256
>if you don't like watching gay sex then you must be gay. just chill and enjoy the music it's 2015 dude
nevermind found it
>>14755357
He got that way by following the example she set.
>>14755357
this is definitely why ayami stopped being an idol btw.
you could see how squeamish she'd get from cute girls being too friendly with her, so being forced to be nice to specimens like this must have been killing her on the inside.
>>14755377
makes sense.
same reason that Kobayashi keeps the girl quarantined from all Babymetal fans at all times, or at least part of the reason
>>14755377
So you're basically saying Ayami is an asshole?
>>14755007
why did you share this terrible gif?
>>14755446
not him but how is she an asshole? if she has personal space issues with qt girls that she knows then obviously it's going to be much worse with gross strangers.
>>14755488
>>14755007
yui is quitting DadRock to become another member of Death Rabbits, confirmed
>>14755493
Bad career choice. Why would you pick a job where you have to deal with people who buy your shit, when you don't want to do that.
Not that I believe this was the case with Ayami.
>>14755350
Seeing the kami band on stage is like watching gay sex for you? Whatever gets your rocks off.
>>14755498
Quitting good band and joining shit band... Why?
>>14755524
They get in young and ignorant of the dark side of that industry.
>>14755357
>smiling
>zero indication she's uncomfortable
Projections for miles.
>>14755545
>band
Death Rabbits are actually an idol group, not a band, unlike Babymetal
>>14755613
it's an idol's job to fake smiles and make eye contact so that everyone in the crowd can be like "omg she was staring just at me and me alone!!!1"
>>14755377
>>14755493
>personal space issues with qt girls
wat
She has failed, that's why she quit. It has nothing to do with being disgusted with her fans. Every idol hates their fanbase obviously.
>>14755189
>>14755256
You guys are focusing too much on the sweaty part, projection much? The point is kamis are irrelevant.
>>14755641
>kamis are irrelevant.
they're integral to Babymetal's success in the west.
>>14753999
Can you link it?
Also the filename says tumblr which is where I posted it :S
>>14755446
>>14755524
>>14755613
i'm about 13% sure that you are the guy in the picture.
Idols love to think about what their fans do to their pictures.
>>14755705
I don't get it. What do they do to their pictures?
>>14755705
they obviouslydisplaythem all over theirwalls
>>14755807
You're too pure anon.
>>14755637
You're so quick to rule out that she's just a nice person and not like the average idol.
>>14755641
>point is kamis are irrelevant
Well, then. Throw all of your points into the trash where they belong.
>>14755651
and we care about that because???
>>14749183
Care to share that folder?? ^.^
Seriously can we get some Lewds going
>>14756752
>>14756757
Not lewd enough! MORE!
>>14756768
>>14756707
You wouldn't be here saying these stupid things if it weren't for their western success.
>>14757102
As fellow /jp/sies, we've discovered them because of their success in Japan, not so much from reading about them on Kerrang or a metal festival for the first time.
>>14757102
where do you think we are?
>>14757102
It would have been better if they hadn't gotten famous in the west because they try really hard to pander to metal autists instead of jpop autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjSfra42YF0
found a nice cover
>>14755666
facebook dot com slash groups/596239637090414/permalink/1180231738691198/
It is within Babymetal Brazil group.
>mapping IDZ so I can play it on taiko
>put pic related as the background image
>test my map
>mother comes in looking for some shit
>looks over my shoulder
>"ah, is this your dream girl?"
>"you have pictures of her all over the place, she must be"
>"you'll meet her one day, putting all this attention on her like that"
>she starts talking about spiritual stuff and arcane practices
>she says she'll assist when she gets some new crystals
M-mum pls
>>14758119
No amount of sorcery or magic will sunder the bond between Su and myself. Our love and connection is eternal, our fates intertwined and written in the stars.Sorry senpai, I'll look after her for you
>>14758238
That's just your tulpa. You ain't connected to shit, my nigga
>>14756752Posting le good ole' pedobait
>>14757612
Bullshit. I knew you would do that too.
>mfw I realize I am deeply in love with a Japanese teenager that I have absolutely 0 chances of even speaking to
How did I even end up in this state? It seems like yesterday when I was still a normal personJ-drama with the babymetals literally when? And please don't link the SG short ones everybody has seen them
>>14757612
Their success in Japan is tied to their success in the west. That's something the Japanese fans, media, and even Koba talk about.
This general didn't exist before they played with a live band.
>>14757626
Babymetal's fanbase:
10% metalheads
90% greasy fat weaboo pedophile
>>14758589
I think that believing that Yui/Moa actually likes Cannibal Corpse, and then of course realizing that it was all lies, is like a rite of passage. Kind of like how you watch pro wrasslin as a kid and think it's real until you first see a UFC fight.
>>14759013
>he believed in the cannibal corpse meme
No amount of damage control will save you from that.
>>14759032
well all did in our hearts at one point anon, some of us still refuse to let that ember fade out I'm sure.
i think what's happening to babymetal is that they are ditching everything that doesn't pander to metalheads OR increase their acceptance in mainstream japan. sometimes they can appeal to both markets at the same time by touring european countries, playing agreeable sounding hard rock etc...
sakura gakuin isn't doing fun stuff anymore. are they after the western market or are they simply trying to move away from the otaku market and towards mainstream japanese acceptance? we'll see them become entirely bland in the next few years, mark my words. at least there will probably be more photoshoots.
>>14759114
>they are ditching everything that doesn't pander to metalheads
They're already somehow ditching metalheads as well, instead focusing on skacore and dadrock and amen breaks and every other rock style except for actual metal.
Off topic time. What movies do you lads recommend for me to watch today?
>>14759114
Did Koba get scared by how big BABYMETAL became? Did the corporate suits start pressuring him? It's a pity if he thinks he's supposed to be all "serious" and "legit" business now. That's not what made BABYMETAL.
>>14759114
>>14759135
>>14759178
It's all doom and gloom with you, isn't it? Do you revel in it? Do you think it could be that your tastes are just too narrow? Or maybe you're bored and ready to move on to some other fad.
>>14759196
I actually like the new songs. But I do wish we'd get the social stuff back, like casual videos and blogs and stuff. I don't understand some of the choices made.
>>14759196
>you
>your tastes
>implying that all those (You)s are mine
there was that strawpoll a while ago and the majority of the votes were negative.
It's doom and gloom because I care. If I didn't care then I would move on to ladybaby or death rabbits or necronomidol or any other metal/rock idol group out there.
There are thousands of j-rock bands already, I don't want Babymetal to become just another bland j-rock band
>>14759099
>well all did
lolno
>>14759114
>sakura gakuin isn't doing fun stuff anymore
stop this meme.
>trying to move away from the otaku market and towards mainstream japanese acceptance
they are "idols", otaku market is their mainstream, do you expect to watch Soyokano in some serious award or something?
>>14759135
they're not alienating metalheads though. they have better reception now than ever. you like metal right? so do i, but the people who consider themselves metalheads tolerate rock more than jpop, and even though they aren't playing metal it's not as if they are playing softrock.
>>14759196
>if you think vanilla rock music is a step down from jpop-metal your tastes are too narrow
anon
>tolerate rock more than jpop
NOT IN MY BABYMETALS
>>14756752
>talks about lewds
>posts 10 year old in swimwear
What is this, 2ch?
>>14759161
watch stuff you saw as a kid but in japanese (nihonjin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es1gF18uDjo
>>14759448
superb taste. momoko is underrated but not a top to be honest, ooga deserves her spot.
>lewd posting
w-would you do this to Yui?
>>14759411
>it's not as if they are playing softrock.
what do you call The One? even all the other songs are soft rock in comparison
>>14759480
I don't know what to say tbqhonest
SMUG
MSGU
UGSM
GUMS
>>14759518
>>14759013
I don't think you're old enough to be browsing 4chan.
>>14758476
>lalalala I can't hear you
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/698439013082877952/pu/vid/1280x720/LywRKqCHTUzSqxOA.mp4
>>14748595
>>14759598
good picture
>>14759221
I want more of that too. I think they'll figure something out like that again when they're promoting the new album and tour.
>>14759518
I would do this all day to her cheeks*.
*butt cheeks
>>14759302
>>14759423
>bland
>vanilla
You keep saying that, but I don't think it's true. I've listened to a lot of J-rock and I would take Babymetal over any of it. Maybe one or two songs are more J-rock now, but they're definitely neither bland nor average J-rock.
>>14759877
>You
you're really bad at this anon.
>>14759302
It was a very slim majority and not even half of everyone voted.
>>14759889
Plural you. Fucking idiot.
>airi and megu are nothing alike
explain this then strawman
>>14759899
>not even half of everyone voted
You sure?
The dissidence was considered a very little minority before the poll, but kobafags are the minority here.
>>14759877
>Maybe one or two songs are more J-rock now
which songs aren't j-rock then?
Chigau? Seiya? The One? pls.
Any picture of Megumi with bangs?
>>14759925
Yes. I'm sure. 22 people voted. Also, liking new music =/= being a kobafag.
>>14759925
Yuimato's crew also voted positive, and they're anti koba.
There are only 2 kobafags: Ohmurafag and triggerfag
>>14759877
stop listening to shit jrock
>>14759945
I remember voting but what was positive again?
Also Yuimato crew now hiring.
>>14759945
>>14759942
>>14759899
>>14748595
Then let's do this, again, I even reworded the options because some anon was upset that I called their album "just as good but different" in the last poll
http://strawpoll.me/6809934
I bet the girls like the new music more. Just sayin
>>14760005
What are you trying to prove?
I've done it lads
Gonna move to Tokyo for around 6 months (college exchange thing). Can't wait to see my waifu live.I am really scared of moving though. But at least I'm confident I'll get a qt jp gf
>>14760005
>eh
That's not the correct way to use "eh", did you mean to write " meh"?
t. Canadian
>>14760128
nothing really, just checking the temperature of where people are in regards to the new album, and also that one anon can stop saying "you" when replying to people who aren't fans of the new album
>>14760148
>"you"
>>14759908
>>14759934
>megufag
you came to the right neighborhood motherfucker
>>14760189
"you all"
>>14760138
you've got a high res camera right?
if you don't at least get some hana oc then we aren't gonna be friends anymore.
>>14760209
If I were going to make (You) accusations, I would make it explicitly clear. I don't bother accusing, though.
>>14760243
I got a super camera and I'm ready to deliver fresh OC.
If I get to any handshake event by any chance,I'll try to hide a damn gopro so I can share the experience with everyonemainly just to brag though
nice shilling
>>14760263
>handshake event
not in the bmsg megaverse senpai, except for
>>14755357
>>14760263
If you like to brag you're in the wrong place.
I never understood anons who post pics of tickets.
a) kiss or her forehead
or
b) hug her
>>14760346hug her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvwkzTOtG8w#t=0m28s
>>14760322
I'm offering you a first person view of handshaking your waifu. Not me taking pictures of some piece of paper.
cute
and
l
o
n
g
>>14760511
Expired
>>14760035
I think so too
She's so cute it hurts.
>>14760522
no offense anon but i disagree. she has a long shelf life, and in fact, she looks better now than she used to.
>>14760346
c)fug
