What would you do if you were accidentally stumbling into Gensokyo? Would you stay in the Human Village? Would you come back? What do you do there?
I want to be in Gensokyo
the villagers will probably kill me because I don't speak Japanese and as a foreigner I will look like a youkai to them. I can't go to the youkai however because I possess no superpowers, can't even fly.
For dramaticity I would wander away from the village until killed by the nearest youkai, but considering the drive to live, in the absolute best case scenario, I'll manage to stay in the human village probably in poverty, and never leave it because I can't defend myself against any kind of yokai. In conclusion, fuck Gensokyo.
>>14737202
you can fuck youkai
I'd go work for Rinnosuke. It seems like a pretty good place to meet 2hus.
>>14737209
Well, making shit up is a lot better. For starters I would give myself danmaku powers, then go ahead and defeat my 2hu of choice before proceeding to rape her.Gently. That's all a man needs.
step 1: get to human village
step 2: sell whatever I've got / offer services to Rinnosuke on how to into modern day crap
step 3: have Rinnosuke or any other helpful touhou who'd help escort me to Scarlet Devil Mansion
step 4: get employment at Scarlet Devil Mansion
step 5: being long term planning for personal development so I'd be freely be able to explore Gensokyo without >rape
>>14737270
Would you be the mansion receptionist or something?
>>14737270
>step 4: get employment at Scarlet Devil Mansion
yeah, that escalated quickly
I'd bring a rifle, and make my new goal in life to hunt Tewi.
>>14737287
Depends on what they want / need.
I'd be fine with anything, likely I'd be the general handyman.
>>14737291
Are you saying my plan isn't reasonable? I'd need to secure shelter, food and safety for the short term, SDM employment can provide all of that.
>>14737202
The villagers know about outsiders, you dumb. The only ones who might think you're a youkai are little kids and idiots.
Then all you have to do is acquire a set of Gensokyo clothes and most youkai won't kill you, either.
>>14737323
So basically my best case scenario + leaving the village is still dangerous. Sounds pretty drab, unless catching glimpses of random 2hus is that much worth it (and they wouldn't look back at me because I'm not a normie).
>>14737356
How is it dangerous? All the youkai are going to do is scare you. And if you want to leave, Reimu's bound to show up in the village and escort you out eventually.
>>14737471
Where would Reimu even escort you? To the shrine?
>>14737521
Yeah. PMiSS says that outsiders can get escorted out through the shrine.
>>14737471
I'd probably choose being escorted out in either case. If I love Gensokyo for the things I largely wouldn't be able to experience, there is no point.
My fantasy is... you know, I just want to fight all the 2hus in danmaku. The thrill of the battle, and the beauty of Gensokyo. To meet my favourites and build relationships with them. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking of anything else.
How large is gensokyo?
>>14737181
this can only end one way
If you're not a cute girl, Gensokyo is not a place you want to be.
>>14737181
Not sure how I will get there, but I would try and get to hell. If I can reach there, I could probably get a job ferrying souls given Komachi is lazy, it's an unpopular job and they sometimes have more souls than they can handle.
SDM doesnt pay, so fuck that. Then with my job I would pay for magic lessons.
But if anyone teaches magic for free, I would just ignore all of this and become their apprentice. Or maybe Yukari's human shikigami. If such a thing is possible.
>>14737181
All Christians are Saints by default.
Therefore I become a foreign saint in Gensokoyo and make it to rhe village where I become a preacher and spread it.
Hopefully I can one day encounter the
Saint Miko and I can convert her.
>>14737727
>All Christians are Saints by default.
What?
And no, keep your religion out of Gensoko. That goes for all of us. Religion is important there, without faith the gods would die, and it wouldnt be the same culture we enjoy. No conversions.
Become Reimu's pimp.
>>14737742
>Keep your religion out
>Without faith the gods would die.
But without faith that guy's god would die too Anon. All gods have fair game in Gensokoyo.
>>14737786
>>14737742
Óðinn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>your god
Come at me you eastern fucks.
>>14737811
For you.
>>14737811
Loki > Shit > Everything Else > Your God
>>14737727
Would I get special powers from being a Christian? Being able to feed thousands and turn water into wine are good enough powers for me
Probably get consumed before I can get my feet on the ground. Assuming I get to the village or Hakurei Shrine then this Anon >>14737558 is hitting the nail on the head.
Try to become a youkai, but don't make the same mistake the fortune teller did by living in the village.
>>14737811
>>14737875
Being Christian means you're insta-Jesus in Gensokyo?
>>14737181
>I want to be in Gensokyo
Me too, OP.
Let's go together!
>>14737934
Odin was strong enough that he didn't care what others thought of him
Although I do wonder how Remilia got hold of his spear.
[X] LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>14737974
Okay, I will hold your hand
Beg a hermit (except Kasen and maybe Seiga) to take me under their wing after living in poverty within the Human village. Hopefully something could be done about the language barrier so I don't seem insane.
Become Marisa's apprentice andmaybe even her bf
>>14737181
Fun answer: I would try to evangelize to the villagers putting the fear of God into them and get them really into the old testament descriptions of angels to demonstrate the power of God over creation
Let's see you 1 CC seraphim and ophanim, pagans
>>14737181
Assuming I don't know Japanese, I would try to make my way to the SDM somehow. I can get work there, and they can teach me Japanese as payment for my employment.
>>14739021
Hey, that's actually
A very very bad idea.
Some of these cause anything that lays eyes on them to die
Imagine waking up and seeying one fly over youkai mountain
>>14739021
That's not how that works.
>>14738364
I'm already her apprenticeand bf
>>14739021
>really into the old testament descriptions of angels
The descriptions of them being disguised as normal humans but seeming weird?
>accidentally stumble into
What is this like Narnia or something? Can I only get there if I wasn't trying to get there at the time?
>>14739453
Not him, but I think he's talking about the descriptions where they're wheels made of fires of passion, or a hundred eyes hidden behind wings, or wierd shit like that.
>>14739453
I think he meant 'fire covered in wings covered in eyes' and 'wheels within wheels moving in all directions at once'
>>14739548
Forgot pic
1) gtfo as fast as humanly possible
If that isn't a option then
2) get to the village and start grabbing anything even remotely related to magic in order to learn it or some other way of defending myself/others
If that still isn't a option then
3) hide and learn to fight in one way or the other, maybe prey on a already weakened youkai and eat the brain/liver/heart to hopefully get some power from it
If that STILL isn't a option then
4) go down fighting
In all cases the endgame is along the lines of "SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!"
>>14739554
>>14739564
>>14739548
There weren't any angels like that. That was some guy's (poor) description of a thing God was riding on.
>>14739742
Even better
Does that mean that if anon's plan succeeds, all deities in gensokyo get one to ride around on?
>>14739754
Riding around gensokyo on the heavenly wheels of terror with my wife!
>>14739754
They can just capture some of these http://yokai.com/katawaguruma/
http://yokai.com/wanyuudou/
Impregnate the 2hus and increase their population with halfus.
Blame Yukari.
>>14739742
Nope, Thrones are considered a class of angel, whether you like it or not.
Acquire the ultimate magic to become a youkai magician to protect myself from youkai.
With that out of the way, sight-see and make friends. Also find Mokou, eat her liver raw and become immortal.
>>14743243
>become a youkai magician
>Also find Mokou, eat her liver raw and become immortal.
There's a flaw in your plan.
>>14740993
This
What would happen if Yokai learned of a human hunting them down, incapacitating them, and eating them?
>>14743687
>probably
That means there's a chance that it would work too,
checkmate, athiest.
Well asking remilia to bite you or taking up religion sound like the only ways you'd end up getting powers. Being a vampire who lives in the bamboo forest or something mite b cool.
>>14744327
Maybe it would work in the opposite order. Not like you'd ever find Mokou as a human though.
>>14744327
I'm going to trust the theory of a youkai who knows exactly how the elixir works over your guessing.
>>14744696
>Well asking remilia to bite you
>http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Vampire
>Their main diet is human's blood. Those who are sucked to death will neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while, then evaporate under sunlight.
No, anon, keep going on with that plan. I'm sure it's a fantastic idea.
>>14744737
I said that it'd be a way not that actually getting it to happen was plausible. They'd be more likely to just tell you to fuck off I'd wager.
Dunno who would eat me but I think I could defend myself so have fun I guess
>>14737266
>tfw wouldn't mind tenderly loving a touhou
I'd wanna be a nice dad, I bet humans and youkai reproduced
>>14746100
How cruel.
