I looked away from the thread to play some vidya and then it's gone.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
First for Wights a best
Kikis are olev.
X post for Y
Xth for please remember rape Pepe
>>14705816
Apsara
Lich
Kitsune
Amazoness
Queen slime
>>14706089
I'm trying to forget.
>>14706091
But that's what they want.
>>14706091
Exactly. Incidentally, down is also up, and this statement is about as accurate as yours, saltman.
SING WITH ME NOW!
1am and I want some tea
1am, mums asleep so more for me
1am, kettles boiling soon
gonna share it with the mad hatter in my room!
>>14706084
Wight makes right.
Replying like this because I, too, looked away for a moment and then previous thread was "gone"
>>14705765
I thank you for sharing such a sensitive, as well as sobering experience. I say that, especially after reading of how you took comfort in the MG concept, because I was outlining a Doppelganger tale... I'm moved to expand it in hopes that, should it be completed, you may see it and that it may do you well.
>>14705755
>>14705760
>>14705767
>>14705776
Of course, thank you all as well for your varying opinions. One can never be too well rounded, yes?
>>14705784
Last but not least, thank you for that fine point. Although, Will-o-the-Wisp seems to have death as a requirement unlike the Doppelganger...
>>14706118
> Will-o-the-Wisp seems to have death as a requirement unlike the Doppelganger...
Well, the Doppelganger IS a ghost.
But she's more a ghost of the person you THOUGHT your crush was, rather than the person she ACTUALLY was
>>14706114
1AM, the Hatter spiked my tea
1AM, mypure!desires spill from me
1AM, she calls the Queen of Hearts too
My big sister can't believe this is true!
>>14706157
>Pic
Guilty as charged
>>14706132
I suppose "apparition" would be a more fitting word then?
On one hand the thought of it being the man's regret fused with dark energy makes the potential threesome IF the girl you like actually likes you less, hmm, sad..?
On the other hand the thought of a woman being transformed by being rejected by the man she loved makes the idea of the TRUE Doppelganger form being loved (thus breaking her illusion, but not necessarily nullifying the threesome) all the more endearing.
Decisions, decisions. I'll have to play with it...
x is best girl
>>14706168
My little Lilim sister can't be this pure!
This story contains wholesome recreational drug use.
Scylla http://pastebin.com/HEQmMThw
>>14706192
>>boogeyman
I only said you were salty, which, by your self-professed hatred, you are. You applied the boogeyman aspect all on your own. Besides how long has it been since Salt was used as a boogeyman term
Here's a hail mary in hopes that some League peoples want to go and crusade against MG's in Leeg.
No bully pls.
>>14706192
but she'll be even smugger, asking you if you really hate her, as you're not fucking her hard at all.
>>14706233
I call malarkey.
Fairy Dragon when?
MGC Central Admin would like to take the time to remind all of you wonderful single men that the most joyous of all MG holidays is rapidly approaching!
Yes, It's Valentines day!
What better day to come out and meet many wonderful kind and, dare I say sexy, loving Single MGs that would like to find a wonderful companion for the day and quite possibly longer.
Please take some time and come down to MGC Central admin and meet with one of our friendly Shirohebi matchmaker associates who will be more than thrilled to help line you up with a wonderfully entertaining romantic valentines day event with one of them
Worried about the cost? Please don't worry, this MGC Central admin MG is entirely free.
Worried about how you look?
For the next week we offer for you a free wardrobe and hairstyle for you in return for attending this event!
No more excuses!
Come on down!
So, why wait?
Come on down!
>>14706243
Got any Onee-sans that need an otouto? What kinds?
>>14706240
When you help me troll drawthreads for one. I already made a request elsewhere days ago
>>14706243
What? No prizes?
>>14706243
How do we know the Shirohebi matchmakers won't just match us up with themselves?
>>14706240
She is gonna make me sing , isn't she?
>>14706253
Ah, I must have missed it.
>>14706240
When people start throwing coin at the line shaper people.
>>14706243
What's the catch? Last time I fell for something like this, I unwilling starred in an prono,
>tfw no qt catgirl mercenary to go on adventures with
>>14706259
I am pretty sure most of them are married.
Would you getting one of those nice Shirohebi for Valentines day be a bad thing?
I'll tell you a secret if you pick one.
>>14706214
While I'm not fond of the dude weed aspect, it was certainly a welcome change of pace from that Lava Golem travesty. Also:
>he doesn't actually fuck her plump Scylla butt
>>14706267
No catch.
It is an official MGC Central Admin event.
>>14706275
This is probably going to end badly, but sure why not? I'll pick one of the alleged few single Shirohebi.
>>14706278
Oh. Well if it was just a generic insult that doesn't really fit the boogeyman criteria, does it? To be a boogey man you need to pretend some one is some thing.
>>14706265
Do not sexualize the flying onahole!
>>14706270
>That nose
No thanks.
>>14706243
>Valentines day
>A fictional office dedicated to ending human/MG loneliness with a romantic event
Thanks for reminding me how much I can't wait to spend another Valentines day drinking and alone, on this shit world.
>>14706294
That's not wisp.
Wisp is THE sexual object.
>>14706214
>http://pastebin.com/HEQmMThw
That was supremelytrippyand I may not approve of "drugs", but it really stood on its own two feet by the end. Bravo!
>>14706303
Oh yeah, that fits. I'm surprised that particular bogeyman is still making the rounds.
>>14706283
Well, there is Alyanna , shes almost 66 (that's almost 24 in human terms) and worried shes going to become a CC, and she has a real romance fetishshe dreams of having some guy come up to her and tell her she is the most lovely looking lady he has ever seen
There is also the young one, shes very skilled at matchmaking and plans on opening her won matchmaker shop in a few years , but wants to find a man now to 'develop a strong relationship with' so she can devote herself to him and her future .
She has a cute quirkshe sometimes rolls her 'r's when shes excited
Do one of those 2 interest you?
>>14706276
>travesty
You're nuts, that story was great.
>>14706243
Last time you paired me a Yeti and her paws were matted with melted chocolate from the box of chocolates she was holding
>>14706316
I was in such a hurry to tell you about the young one that I totally forgot to mention her name, it's Saiyaka
>>14706316
I'll take to soon to be CC. You bet I'll fully indulge her romance fetish.
>>14706322
That was the greeter, you weren't supposed to leave after that!
>>14706316
Not the guy who you're talking to, but I'll take both. The greatest feat a man can aspire to is building a shirohebi harem and surviving to old age.
>>14706316
Not the anon who decided to give the matchmaker a chance, but whenever I see mention of that quirk I always think of:
This: https://youtu.be/dcf7dQg0JVA?t=15s
or
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyaWqLeoy2Y
>>14706325
That doesn't make a lot of sense. Why wouldn't they just go to one of these events? Or any event. I'm sure a compatible MG would sniff them out eventually.
Can Robutts be monster girls?
>>14706325
>suicide hotline is full of will-o-wisps
>JUST DO IT FAGGOT
>KILL YOURSELF
>>14706351
If it gets that bad, they'd probably be husbandod long before they tried suicide. Plenty of girls would love a chance at healing a broken man into a loving husband.
>>14706357
As long as they're powered by an energy source that doesn't look like a computer-ish device, I suppose.
>>14706357
shoulders remind me of something
Is she a mechgirl based on something?
>>14706357
>Yangire robutt girl
Too bad she's in such a crappy game.
>>14706370
I think it should be decided by whether or not they ovulate.
>>14706375
Why do you lie anon. It sounds like someone needs a hug.
>>14706376
explain for the unenlightened
>>14706373
Lisa of Phantasy Star!
Let's see, there is
MGC Detroit ( the first one (This is a hellhole))
MGC Midwest ( or Central )
MGC Alberta
MGC West
MGC South East
MGC Texas
MGC Alberta
MGC Tahiti ( It's a magical place)
MGC Finland (elves and more elves)
MGC Britland ( Wales or Scotland, not sure)
MGC x 5 in Japan
MGC somewhere in Egypt but not Egypt
I can not remember where the others are.
>>14706376
Be thankful she exists at all.
I going to make a workforce out of golems with a kikimora in charge of them
>>14706399
You'll get the one with the sticky chocolate paws who ran away from her date and needs someone to hug
>>14706214
That was sweet, It's always good to see less popular girls get stories.
>>14706388
thank you
>>14706397
I shall rebuild her as a Shirohebi!
>>14706377
That could more or less work. Something could have a fully synthetic body that basically mimics some kind of organic flesh. I wouldn't call something like that a robot though, not if it had a fully conscious and self-aware mind.
Why do Nekomatas make such good stalkers?
>>14706385
Basically has a bubbly happy genki personality -- except she keeps hinting strongly how much she enjoys killing. NPC from Phantasy Star Online 2
I'm going to capture all wurms. They will all be mine. I'm gonna be like Scrooge fucking McDuck swimming through a vault full of wurms.
>>14706430
Their limber bodies means they can stalk you through tight spaces effectively.
Until they trap you in their own tight space.
>Still no Jiang Shi massage story
>>14706430
Because they can detect and avoid anomalies without need of special equipment, and are naturally sneaky cheeki breeki.
>>14706357
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll0AI5Ow1c
>>14706243
Are their any lonely ladies who would want to go out on a date with me, any that could use a fun guy to lift their spirits.
>>14706432
thank you for telling me
I'm going to impregnate a fatty lamia and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>14706466
Please protect their smiles, Anon.
>>14706454
Love you to, Anon~
>>14706466
Why would we want to stop you from achieving your dreams?
I just want humanity to be loved and cuddled. Why is there always so much fucking drama.
Why are Hellhounds so perfect?
>>14706486
Because delicious cuddle-doms are perfect.
>>14706219
>Pic
Is all you do play Bots?Because that's basically me. I have almost 3k bot games.
Not my most proudest achievement, but hey.
I'll play with you.NA: Major Gayness
The name change was because of an inside joke. Not actually gay.
>>14706489
Me too. the clash between cultures is part of the reason I like monstergirl settings.
>>14706493
Heathen. Perhaps a night in their hot embrace (and not just their arms) will have you singing a different tune.
I genuinely don't understand. Is first-contact stuff being deleted for being against thread rules or because some anons can't help but take it off topic and/or shitpost?
>>14706486
>Warm
>Strong
>black sclera and red eyes
>big meaty claws
>Dominant but also will let you have your way with her
>Probably likes to cuddle
Fuck I love Hellhounds
What monster girl would most realistically be attracted to you? I'm terrified of snakes so fate would make it so an yandere lamia would like me. All those cute monster girls would go after everyone else and I would be stuck with a scary serpent chasing me
>>14706500
>or because some anons can't help but take it off topic and/or shitpost?
Basically this, /pol/tards can't stop being /pol/tards.
Its probably fine NOW but >>14706390
>>14706506
It's a shame because when /pol/ stuff is left out, it can actually be an interesting discussion.
>>14706450
>massage
Are they massage related in some way?
>>14706503
The bad ones.
>>14705668
>>14705685
>>14705712
>A suit and tie are mandatory.
>Not sure why, there's nothin' elegant 'bout what I do, but thems the rules.
>Got an old Pontiac Firebird on a work discount, probably the one joy in my life, thing's fucking immaculate.
>Probably because the only thing that's ever in it is me and a suitcase full of the tools of my "trade".
>Yeah, you're probably eye-ballin' the quotation marks up there, but you damn well know what I'm talking about.
>Mostly because, when any of you hear what I do for a living, the first words that come out of your mouth are about the endless hordes of desperate ham-beasts you assumed the female half of our species became when you weren't paying attention and how bad you feel about me taking several for the team.
>Well, one, most of you reading this have a human mom that loves you, so stop acting like an ass.
>And two, they're actually few and far between; yeah, I've seen a lot of chubby office ladies and NEETs, but the actual sapient balls of lard, grease and nightmare-fuel don't come up that often, mostly because most human women realize early on what their competition is, and at least put SOME effort into taking care of themselves.
>Not that I haven't had to charge straight into the heart of darkness a few times, mind you, but... well... you get my point.
>The actual problem is quite the opposite. Those women that went to ridiculous, horrific extremes to compete with MGs by "augmenting" their own bodies.
>And then realized it didn't work.
>And then got older.
>And then called City Hall.
>That's what really fucks my day-to-day. Pardon the pun.
>So around town I go all day in my vintage car, suit, tie and suitcase full of dildos ramming myself into situations nobody else apparently wants to be in.
>Stinky, squeaky-voiced NEETs?
>Scarred, graying Paladins?
>Desperate, cock-starved, barely-human old bimbos made of equal parts silicone and regret?
>I've heard it all, seen it all and done it all. Again, pardon the pun.
>I get paid by the pregnancy, docked for 'Lack of Effort' and've been doing this for a decade, so by this point it's just going through the motions.
>I turn her into an absolute ahegao-ing wreck.
>I put my clothes back on, pack my suitcase, chug an energy drink and leave.
>And whether she's a sweetheart or a total bitch, she comes to her senses sometime later with a kid in her belly and an ache in her heart.
>...Funny how the mandate of a living incarnation of lust can turn a thing like sex into such a loathsome, depressing affair, eh?
>I do this for about twelve hours a day, then go back to my apartment. Alone, because it is a crime in a very legal and not at all sarcastic way to so much as flirt with me.
>I shower.
>I apply a healing salve for the hickeys on my neck and the nail-rakes on my back.
>And then I sit down with a big bottle of rye and spend a few hours scrubbing fem-cum off of my 'tools' for a few hours before bed.
>My name is Andrew O'Nymas, I've been a Government-Mandated Breeder since my fourteenth birthday back in '05.
>If you're a human born in this city after that year... well, I hate to break it to ya like this, but...
>I'm probably your Dad.
>>14706503
A devil, probably. If I didn't need to work to live I'd become a NEET, and she'd do all the chores too. I mean, I wouldn't mind but still.
>>14706482
Huh.
what exactly about those posts warranted them for deletion?
>>14706497
They're deleted, but certain mods like 4chanX can "store" deleted posts you saw, and just tags them with [deleted].
And this board's bump limit is based on image count (300 max), not text posts.
>>14706518
SJW cultural crap and 4chan's use of the term.
I want to go camping
I want to wake up and find a soldier beetle raiding the bag of fruit I collected.
I want the beetle to start following me around for fruitand more...
I wanna learn the arts of swordplay from a famous adventurer, who comes through town sporadically, and then some day leave town to make my own name, inheriting her skills, and setting out to find her on whatever blood-stained frontier she fights upon now.Misquoted someone, my bad.
>>14706503
Probably a Kiki because I'm lazy and procrastinate and I'm out of shape. Or maybe a Salamander so she can get my lazy ass into shape.
>>14706503
I dunno. I don't really have any distinguishing attributes.
Tbh I kinda like the indiscriminate ones that fuck you not because of anything you did, but just because they're giga-horny and you're... there.
>>14706503
I bety ou get a nice kindsexyShirohebi neighbor.
Sad thing is every time she tries to talk to you, you just react in fear and she can tell.
Good job Anon!
C'mon Tiny Penis Anon, I want to hear about how you used your tiny penis to help Samus defeat Alp Ridley.
>>14706528
>want
want don't get anon, say please like a good boy
>>14706511
Some guy wrote an Anubis massage story a while back and started to do a Jiang Shi one but hasn't finished it.
>>14706536
>Let's go over in detail the same topic matter that just got deleted.
Yeah, no. Drop it.
>>14706503
No idea.What kind of monster girl would be into a security guard who spends his free time being lazy, playing video games, taking photos, and cooking?
>>14706514
You would think human women would move to more human populated cities because of things like this.
>>14706503
I'd mostly be after lamias only, but realistically? I could get myself a decent one. I look good enough. I'd probably go so far as to say as it stands now, I could go for any monstergirl I didn't have to explicitly demonstrate physical prowess to in order to win their heart.Only because my cardio sucks, and haven't reasonably worked out in ages.
>>14706363
tfw no will-o-wisp gf to cosplay as hex maniac
>>14706474
She looks cute, matey.
>>14706539
I love that Shirohibi design so much. It ticks off almost every single fetish I have
>>14706539
The artist looks familiar but i cant place them
>>14706474
The amount of petting she's going to get might get me arrested for over-affection
>>14706559
What if she's actually aShirihebi?
>>14706547
Several actually, In MGC Security would be anything from lizardwomen to ushi-onis.
quite a few mgs would be well suited for doing that and most wouldn't even need to be armed .
>>14706503
Imagine being an archaeologist from Europe just finished with his work in Egypt to return, taking a rest in Paris, only to meet in your hotel room an apophis whose eye you caught while working under the intense heat of the sun.
Who chased you all the way from her homeland to see you.
>>14706503
Any sort of reptilian or undead monster girl. I'm a very nice guy and generate a lot of body heat in winter, making them all want to cuddle with me which I'm perfectly fine with. Lamia's, dragons, lizard gals, wights, zombies, and lichs would all want to get to know me and cuddle me when it's cold out.
>>14706559
The artists name is Midnight on pixiv, he just did an awesome Ryu pic recently.
I agree, he does the best Shirohebi and Ryu pics.
TFW: Your spell checker corrects Shirohebi for you.
>>14706565
>most wouldn't even need to be armed .
Oh that's fine.We're not even allowed flashlights big enough to hit people with anyways.
>>14706564
I think you meanShirohebi
>>14706414
Silly anon,she'll be running towards you at a speed that would made a cockatrice blush
>>14706572
Anon, it's a pun. Shirohebi is literally "white snake" while Shiri is slang for "butt. So Shirihebi = "butt snake".
>>14706570
>>14706560
>>14706559
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=midnight_%28artist%29+&ms=1
New pic of hisShirohebi bewbs!
>>14706570
>recently
He hasn't put anything up on pixiv in the last few months except Shirohebi tits.
>>14706577
I thought you were just being a dick and calling me out on my misspelling, my bad.
>>14706583
Does he commission?
>>14706570
I don't understand why his Ryu is tagged as the MGE version when it isn't.
>>14706473
>Shiny brown skin
>Ridiculously long hair
>White-tipped ears and tail
>Dem delicious hips
>That barest hint of a plush, full ass
>That incomprehensibly adorable blush
>That utterly endearing wavy mouth
I want to princess carry her for the rest of our lives.
>>14706566
>taking a rest in Paris, only to meet in your hotel room an apophis
>dune coon smuggling herself into paris
So where's the houri blowing herself up?
>>14706583
>I thought you were just being a dick and calling me out on my misspelling, my bad.
You still haven't answered the question anon, she's waiting.
>>14706583
No dicks, only monstergirls!
This sounds like an MGC ad!
>>14706591
Toronto.So maybe the Leafs can finally score.
>>14706588
People use it instead of the MGE one.
It is way better than KC's one, and a great way to entice the mundanes!
>>14706503
>What monster girl would most realistically be attracted to you?
Mindflayer.The numerous night terrors and sudden illogical existential crisis that look more like my brain got hijacked and used against me I get would make her blush like a child finding a porn stash.Kill me.
>>14706600
You're alright, anon.
>>14706600
Dood, the entire stadium could be filled with MGs and they still wouldn't score.....
Just teasing, little rivalry there.
>>14706602
Huh?
>>14706503
I've been privileged to hear from a great handful of people that I'm almost too easy to trust, which I attribute simply to making the time to listen to people.
So I foresee a lot of simple-thinking (Wyrm please!), downcast and most undead types to make up the bulk of those who would approach me.
>>14706592
That was a different anon, I would embrace all snakes with open arms. I'm a slut for reptiles/scales in general but snakes are my favourite. It probably helps that they've been my favourite animal since I was a kid.
>>14706587
No idea
>>14706611
Wut?
>>14706528
>I want the beetle to start following me around for fruit and more...
Good man
>>14706511
Related Anubis massage story http://pastebin.com/Qf1tKpW5
>>14706614
Yeah, you need a Shirohebi.
Hope you don't find one of those mega rare yan ones.
>>14706503
I really don't know. What sort of monstergirl would be interested in a lazy university student, who works as an Army Communications reservist?
>>14706503
Most probably a Shoggoth.
I've always held that sanity is overrated.
>>14706600
It's aboot time the Leafs got some action, I've been saving money from working Timmy's for a month to see them
>no Yeti in a big Leafs jersey to eat poutine and watch hockey with
>>14706630
But it's fun!
You don't hate fun, do you?
>>14706635
>Yeti Leafs fan
No wonder she's so obsessed with hugging people.
>>14706629
A dark elf combat specialist?
A MG comms specialist?
That flaky tengu in the library that you caught slicking?
That aloof MG you ignored thinking you never stood a chance and it made her go mega yan?
>>14706503
I'm sort of a lazy slob so a Kikimora maybe? Kikis are one of my favorites so that's probably just bias though.
I don't know man.
>>14706600
Aha
AhahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>14706357
If they can't, we rebel.
>>14706644
You could call MGC Maid central.
Problem solved.
Do it before a stinky bug moves in with you.
>>14706650
Fuck off with your Transformers dude, Jesus Christ.
>>14706643
>That aloof MG you ignored thinking you never stood a chance and it made her go mega yan?
I like this option the best, mostly because it implies it'll be a MG I actually like, and because yandere a best.
>>14706521
Ah, thanks for the intel!
>>14706644
>I'm sort of a lazy slob so a Kikimora maybe?
I think at least half of /mgt/ would qualify by that reasoning
>>14706650
I don't much care for the Transformers aspect, but damn, the idea of a tall robutt girl is something I should've thought of sooner.Seriously though, don't post actual Transformers stuff here.
>>14706529
Oh man, first I get encouragement to write my Doppelganger story and now this image is encouragement to write my Vampire story (at least that's what the fans make me think she is) ><
>>14706653
Yeah, think about it, she finds out who this guy is that ignores her, and finds out you actually like her species.
It drives women like that nuts, trust me on this, a total stranger on the net, but it is true.
>>14706660
What?
>>14706624
I just think a little more could be done with the fact that they like sweet things,And by that I mean actual food, not poring honey on your dick for her, save that shit for later
>>14706643
I do not think I could date a Dark Elf combat specialist, imagine being at home while she is off fighting somewhere in bfestan ......
>>14706665
Of course I trust you anon, after all why would anyone just go on the internet and tell lies?I hope she's a Kitsune.
>>14706676
Continue what I'm doing now?
>>14706676
girls dont like me now
it changes little
>>14706676
Cry.
>>14706676
Well, if we're talking about an MGE-based setting, KC made it crystal clear everyone gets a loving waifu, the only exception being psychopaths (e.g., those who enjoy killing others or hurting them).
And if someone is a psychopath, I don't think they'd care if MGs didn't like them
>>14706676
I'd continue to live my life as I always have, only with much more bitterness, despair, and the urge to an hero.
>>14706676
Continue life as normal and carry out real life shitposting around them seeing as they'll despise me no matter what I do.
If MG threads taught me something is monster-specific shitposting.
>>14706670
A story I wanted to write about a MGE Vampire and a human going to find her in her now abandoned castle. The image you posted triggered me in a very good way.
>>14706677
She can be whatever you want her to be.
I wonder if MGC University would have classes a Kitsune would even need to take?
Some of those Kitsune get lazy lounging around waiting on their 9th tail like it's some entitlement!
And this rant from a guy who has a fox woman wife!
>>14706682
>loving waifu
That's up to debate unfortunately. KC's writing is a bit to grim for me to be hopeful for a hugbox.
>>14706676
Pray that it wouldn't mean lots of hate-sex that turns me into an incubus before I know it. Seriously.
THAT would be frightening.
>>14706676
Wait for one of my friends to alp and then pursue them, I guess. Unless they magically start hating me when that happens in order to fit with the nature of this cruel universe.
>>14706503
It depends how much of their monster instinct remains intact. Dogs absolutely love me, people not so much...
>>14706676
Be very sad. Might even legitimately consider suicide, since I don't understand how they could all possibly hate me
>>14706676
>>14706687
Maybe she's taking courses in Housewife Studies. That's probably a thing in MGCU
>>14706503
If it's any comfort, I find that lots of scary things become less so when they're scaled up.
To be fair, that's because for me personally I find the MOVEMENT of small things, the way it's hard to track, scary. Something big can be just as fast, but at least it's easier to see.
Still, I think you'd find scales beautiful if they were as large as they would be on a lamia, especially if you see other people around them doing just fine.
>>14706689
It's not really up to debate. It is what the author says it is, which is how canon works. What the thread thinks is fandom or whatever the term is nowadays. If KC says they'll love you, they'll love you. If you believe an author is wrong about the canon he himself wrote, well, don't try to push it as actual canon.
>>14706691
In the early days you will find an abused/injured MG and offer to take her home to let her clean up, and feed her, and within 2 years you will be married and happy.
This boils down to what happens in most MG universes ..
you will find someone when you least expect it.
>>14706676
Well, such is life.
Maybe I could start growing okra.
Hellhounds that need a hug!
>>14706606
But... this is a Shoggoth. Are you saying you want that rather than a Mindflayer? That could work out nicely!
>>14706503
If my cat turned into a chubby werecat would it be pissed off that I had it spayed?
>>14706700
Housewife studies ..........
Instructor is a lilim.......
>>14706711
It's hard to tell what is going on here
Are they wearing hoodies? Both in the same blanket?
>>14706712
I don't have mindflayer pictures, so I posted the next closest thing
>>14706714
She would never know
Unless you stared calling her Barreness.
>>14706503
Possibly a tengu or something else with an intellectual bent. To bad I like human legs and bird legs would be a bit of a turn off
>>14706686
You don't seem like you're from around here. You new?
>>14706699
This brings up an interesting point. I've always thought that if I died I wouldn't want it to be a mess or in front of others and cause trauma... I wonder how traumatizing death by messy, unnatural causes is for Monster Girls given that most of them don't murder each other like humans murder each other.
Basically they don't see bloody deaths as often in general, despite the Orders movements.
>>14706705
His idea of a loving waifu may not be what we consider as "loving". There's far too much mindbreak for me to be optimistic that I'd be loved rather than just broken. Thanks to KC, I'd be terrified rather than happy if MGs became real. I'd live with a never ending fear that every MG there only wants me for my energy and is willing to erase me to get it. No thanks.
>>14706701
Then I'm... the only person who can walk safely on a Full Moon night? Sounds good! Especially since the girl I love adores the sight of the moon, so no cancelling plans on those evenings.
Although... I do wonder how Monster Girls would feel on such a night if they saw a couple stroll by... Wonder if our plans would get side-tracked comforting some poor, innocent monster girl who's failed to secure someone that night.
>>14706719They're in a blanket because she's scared of the thunder and lightning
Why are massive. sweater-concealed bosoms so perfect?
Oh no, anon is being bullied!
Where's the Pally Patrol when you need them!
>>14706720
>the next closest thing
RUDE! Hahaha... Awe, come on, Shoggoth just wants to be some of the things you use.
How GREAT would it be if she could be your bathtub with the exception of her face nuzzling your neck and her arms wrapping around you, because actually lying against her full body in the bath tub would curve your back too much to feel comfortable?
>>14706737
man I want to fuck a cat so bad
>>14706711
I want to tenderly cuddlefuck that hellhound.
>>14706737
Because they are the softest.
>>14706676
I suppose I'd be one of those guys who has a government issued harem of loving human girls in order to make more sons for monsterkind.
This sucks, I just wanted to fuck a monster girl.
>>14706724
Basically.
>>14706745
Snibako's come a long way since that image was drawn, and the image itself isn't even that old.
I applaud him in that regard.
>>14706747
I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>14706747
>RUDE! Hahaha... Awe, come on,
Man, the way you type really makes me want to punch you.
I'm sorry, it just makes me think I'm on Deviantart or YouTube.
>>14705816
Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Grizzly and Hellhound. Late as fuck, but I just woke up.
>>14706503
>Realistically
Fuck, man. I don't know. It's not as though I think I'm unlikable, but nothing really jumps out at me. Average ones, I guess.
>>14706749
Me too. Why are they so fucking sexual!?
>>14706719
The blanket is separating his and her head, her right paw is ontop of her folded-in knees holding his left hand, while her tail is sticking out beneath her feet.
I hope that helped.
>>14706770
They may have been partially mindflayed in order to ensure copulation.
>>14706503
>At work, welding the point on a manganese rail frog.
>Same old drill, draw a short bead, chip it, brush it, peen the shit out of it to relieve the cooling stresses and repeat somewhere else to keep the heat down.
>Been doing this staggered-bead bullshit for two hours now, metal's starting to get hot, tempo-stick's showing at 500 Fahrenheit.
>Good time for a smoke break.
>Pull off my mask.
>Ditto my respirator.
>Light one up and look over what's left for me to do.
>Hear a sharp intake of breath beside me.
>Look over and seea short-stack Dorf wearing the same model mask as mine
>No idea how long she's been standing there, or how she even GOT there.
>She pulls up her visor. Showing me her big, shining and utterly-startstruck jade-coloured eyes.
>There's a very proud looking Lilim standing behind her, holding a boom-box over her head, tears of joy streaming down her face.
>That Celine Dion song from Titanic starts playing. Loudly.
>Just sit there dumbfounded until the song starts picking up and I'm bowled over bya little ball of Dwarven cuddles.
>>14706772
>"Nya?"
>>14706761
>>14706762
I see. Mistakes have been made. There are better, shorter ways of saying exactly what I said there, admittedly.
>>14706758
Thought so. Well, good luck. Hope you enjoy it here.
>>14706491
Nah, I just don't have anyone to really play with, and soloq left bad tastes in my mouth. I really want to do my placements though
>>14706759
Snib has come a long way, and I'll make him come a long way in a different sense.
>>14706491
>3k bot games
Jesus.Well, considering I have just under 3k arams, myself, I can't really fault you. I think it was at 1499W/1481L last I saw. Spoiled because fuck league.
>>14706778
Dwarven railway workers...
>>14706726
Yeah, MGs only work as a fantasy. Too many things that could go wrong if they were real.
>Your usual fit, tomboy, childhood Oni friend has recently taken on a more feminine appearance, and attitude around you in the past few weeks.
>Instead of going natural with her looks, wearing pants, a t-shirt, and drinking excessively, she now wears a kimono like most female Onis, has her hair perfectly made, puts make-up on, and now drinks in moderation.
>She no longer bosses you around, rough houses with you, or speaks like a bonafide country girl. Instead speaks in an archaic words like "Thy, verly, yonder, ze" and acts like a first class lady.
>She obviously wants a response out of you because she's eagerly to hear what you have to say about her when you see her.
What do you do? What are you going to do with your feminine Oni?
>>14706793
I'd play, but I use the same account name everywhere. I don't want it to be associated with MGE.
>>14706812
Hope she goes back to the way I liked her in the sack
>>14706778
He was raped with a hammer in his hand.
>>14706812
Tell her I liked the old her better.
>>14706819
Well, I mean, let's be honest here. I probably wouldn't try to fight back with anything, if there were a Lilim overlooking the situation, either.
>>14706825
No matter how much i try, i cannot visualize in my mind a short-stack raping someone.
>>14706243
>that feel feel when your conversation skills are like Marcel Marceau in a sound movie.
I'm terrible with this shit.
>>14706835
Would a MG put up with your shitty conversational skill so that she can get into your pants?
>>14706503
I'm sure a fair number of them would be attracted to me at first glance; I'm easy on the eyes. The trouble comes when they try talking to me, and I can't even look them in the eye or speak without stuttering.
>>14706676
No different than dealing with people, I suppose.
>>14706836
If she's desperate enough. But everyone has their limits.
>>14706812
Tell her that the only things I want for her to change is to remove the make-up, she's way more beautiful in her natural state of looks. I also want her to not be afraid to wear what she wants, don't restrict yourself to only one type of outfit.
>>14706836
>>14706835
There are more than a few MGs who love to lead a conversation as much as they love to lead in bed... and they'll enjoy training your ability just as much, no?
>>14706628
I'd lovingly take up that challenge, Anon.
>>14706835
Some MGs are not really known for being conversationalists you know.
Some Mgs just like being with someone, even if its being quiet .
Other MGs love shy men, and find is rather endearing
I am sure one of the lovely ladies at the event will bolster you confidence and permit you to practice your conversational skills with her.
>>14706854
Shitty conversationalist Anon and a Mantis get into a debate.
Who would win?
MGC Central Admin : NO single man left behind!
>>14706854
>hanging out with a Gazer
>don't really have to say anything most of the time, you just being around has meaning
>finally, peace at last
>>14706812
>"Don't change... You're my oni friend."
This of course causes a fit of laughter in her all-too-familiar true voice. I then ask her if having to carry around a smaller wine jar was worth the slimming down. When she says "no" we make a pact to have her kimono redone to fit her at at least half of her former musculature.
>>14706861
Nice pun.
>>14706858
Her incoming estrus.
>>14706846
"Nuts" - 1944
>>14706745
>>14706835
He's right you know?
>>14706862
>you just being around has meaning
>>14706812
She's obviously pregnant from that one time we had too much to drink and we did some stupid shit and is trying to make me marry her.
>>14706880
Too cute.
>>14706880
We need more stories about Palabros being bros.
>>14706885
>>14706880
That's no paladin that's just a traitor in armor.
>>14706886
He's just an alp, it's okay.
See for yourself: http://exhentai.org/g/571593/340d83563b/
>>14706882
>Got her pregnant
>Knew about it
>Didn't take responsibility already
Idea time!
anon getting stalked be a nerdy salamander he beat in a epic game of speed chess at a library contest, her affections are clear as day as she breathes heavy and her tail fire increases when he's near or talking to her.
after some time she snaps and goes for him he hears he going to ask another girl out. her usual tied up hair is loose and you can see lustful insanity behind those eyes as she mounts you in a room where the only light is from her tail, further distancing her now from the shy girl you know.
