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All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(01/30) Iwasa Misaki announces graduation.
(02/10) New Team A stage "M.T. ni sasagu" begins.
(02/16-18,20,22,25,27-28) Minami Takahashi special stages.
(03/03-04) Miyazawa Sae graduation concert "Minna, Nakunjaneezo" at Nippon Gaishi Hall.
(03/09) AKB48 43rd Single (Kimi wa Melody). Sakura center. Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Itano Tomomi, Shinoda Mariko and Takahashi Minami will return for this single.
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Title TBA). Fukagawa Mai center.
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Re: New K Captain
I'd personally love to see K with Tomu as Captain and Tano as Vice Captain. Perhaps one day...
Semi-related, Tomu has a new CM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULAcEWrFcpo
(Several actually, but they're all in one video. No making vid yet.)
Well you did it. You memed me into liking Tom. Now there's nothing I want more than to cum all over those moley boobs.
>>14697308
>bermuda triangle on tits
You'll get a curse or some shit anon.
Will she be the next to grad? Can't think of anyone more irrelevant than she is now.
>>14697326
>bermuda triangle
>not the great triangle of summer
>>14697331
Looks tasty.
>>14697331
There's no way I can ready myself for her pb. For the longest time i've thought she was at least top 5 as far as looks go in AKB.
https://a.pomf.cat/vxhbjz.mp4
>>14697329
She could hold out for two years until she graduates from Keio
Are all shows sold out every day?
>>14697333
deneb, altair and vega have never been this lewd
>>14697172
Why is Ryoka balling here? Did she get kicked off the show?
Mirun debut when?
>>14697390
Bad MC.
>>14697390
Thought she did a shitty job as guest host and started crying the instant she got of stage.
>>14697390
She was thinking that she didn't make much of an impression on the show after the episode was over.
>>14697388
Nor until now was Orion's Belt
>>14697354
food and yagi in the same picture, yui would be into that
>>14697404
I'll cum on that phat ass too.
>>14697387
With very rare exceptions, yes. I've heard of some very unlucky people losing the ticket lottery for two years straight.
>>14697374
Always amazes me how AKB could sell out Tokyo Dome for a fuckig sports event. Not even a concert.
>>14697390
She was really bad at reading the cue cards
>>14697429
I prefer sport events over concerts personally.
MAIMAI
Why is team b so irrelevant?
>>14697492
Her fashion is great though. If you are 65 year old wife of a construction company foreman.
>>14697508
Aikyou
>>14697541
Mion is too busy.
>>14697541
:orig is your friend.
>>14697551
Too busy not being invited, yeah.
>>14697541
megu and seina are sisters right?
>>14697567
She's a nurse now, anon. It's a full time job.
>>14697551
Being akb only hope will keep you busy
>>14697576
That's why team 8 is so busy while the girls from team 4 are just getting fat.
>>14697573
Who is playing the doctor?
>>14697570
ofc, and manami their cousinthe other two invited themselves
Honestly the stale senbatsu is really keeping me from caring more about Nogi. There are way too many promising members who don't get any time in the spotlight at all.
But, since management clearly doesn't agree, I guess time (meaning more graduations) is the only cure.
There's not really a point to this post, it was just a bit depressing reading the reactions from the girls who didn't make it. Again.
>>14697623
Replace Nogi with AKB and you've captured my feelings exactly, anon.
>>14697633
Then that means both of them?
>>14697636
AKB is a little better at putting promising members in a "spotlight" of sorts, but so far the senbatsu itself is boring af. Except Mion. She is a rather bright spot, even if there are a few brighter options among the new gen.
Also I do actually care about AKB, unlike Nogi. Just not about senbatsu/a-sides.
I hope chiyori ranks this year.
>>14697653
When does SSK begin? In May or June?
>>14697659
March for prelims iirc
>>14697588
Tomu
>>14697659
Voting generally begins mid-May
>>14697653
Do japanese like assertive women? I think not.
I replied "straya's fun innit?"
Yey. Yuri gave source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULAcEWrFcpo
My 10th anniversary oshimen light stick has arrived. Now when I watch LODs in the dark I'll be the coolest big dick wota in the whole house.
>>14697700
innit is british
>>14697706
Care to share it with a picture?
>>14697333
>BRITISH flag
Never felt closer to Tomu. Although she probably doesn't even know where Britland is.
>>14697705
*Yuria
>>14697705
Why is Yuria there?
>>14697705
It's also on the breatheright webcm site, though they haven't updated the preview pics yet:
http://breatheright-dream.jp/
In fact the video links on that site are all messed up atm, the making of leads to the second cm. All breatheright CMs so far:
CM1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlZy4Wude4
CM2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_371icJ-jU
CM3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54oxtRPMmPw
CM4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIh38pojn14
Instructions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5icHFr7DE
Making of CM1&2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SgIWqB-Ypo
I want every Yuria poster here to realize that I appreciate you.
Round is best. Fuck all these FAT idols or BOY idols.
Plump is where it's at.
I miss receiving (You)s
Sakura is a bitch amirite guys?Please reply
Gee I wonder what that bore wrote. Guess I'll never know.
>>14697730
*pats round* Yuria's cute.Should have stayed in SKE though.
>>14697731
Nigga you need to step up your game. Shitposting is a carefully planned art.
>>14697738
>Shitposting is a carefully planned art.
>>14697738
I need to learn from Mio.
>>14697715
You can barely make out who it is on the stick with my garbage camera, I wanted to give you a picture.
>>14697749
I see...
Which girl would make the best Wife?
Hardmode: pick someone that isnt your oshi
is she a christian?
>>14697756
Maimai
>>14697756
>>14697756
churi
>>14697756
Although I hate her, Takashitmina
>>14697756What about my ni-oshi?
>>14697756
Yui or Reinyan
Emika is apparently the top choice by NMB members.
>>14697775
I will allow it.
>>14697779
Forgot Masana, she seems really sweet.
>>14697779
>Emika is apparently the top choice by NMB members.
Beg to differ. Kokoro best wife.
>>14697756
>>14697756
Sassy. She's opportunistic and I like that for some reason.
>>14697784
Masana would be a god-tier wife if she could cook. Also is Christian but that might not be a bad thing.
>>14697795
Being a Christian is one of my requirements for a wife.
I wonder what Japanese Christians are like. Korean Christians are often pretty wacko but I don't see that kind of fervor coming from Japan.
>Nogizaka
>even non-senbatsu members get incorporated into the MV's story
>AKB
>two double centers combined receive less screen time than Sato Amina did in Iiwake Maybe
This is a bigger joke than your soukantoku's HS performance
>>14697756
>>14697816
They tend to suffer from a similar cult mentality that the Koreans have. Consequence of highly collective society. Fortunately they're few and far between.
>>14697775
>>14697779
I always see her comforting other members. She'd make a good wifeand an even better mother.
No idea how good she is at cooking, but if need by I can handle that myself.
>>14697756
Sometimes I wish I was an idol.
>>14697840
I want to comfort Karen.
>>14697700
>innit?
how does it feel to fail so badly in front of someone like that?
>>14697867
p bad innit
>>14697756
No one mentions Mirurun or Sayaka? Sorry for liking dorky girls who happens to also have nice body.
>>14697874
Why are you apologising? No one is judging you. I agree with your choice of girl.
Daily Forehead
>>14697874
No need to apologize.
>>14697881
Brown nana looks like stinky here.
>>14697889
UnlessMayu is your ultimate oshi
>>14697874
>dorky girls who happens to also have nice body
I finally found me.
>>14697892She is my ultimate oshi.
>>14697899Then you'd better start apologizing, anon.
>>14697906
More like "Then you'd better stop memeing, anon."
>>14697881
I don't know why, but Juri looks prettier every time I see her.
I might oshi her if it keeps like this...
We really need a Jew Idol.
>>14697906
I'm sorry that I like a dorky girl with a nice body.Although, she's just weird but I like her anyways
I gotta go now.
Cant be looking at this thread at work with this stuff being posted...
>>14697917
stop slackin' off!
>>14697917
See ya in a few minutes
>>14697917
What stuff, anon?
>>14697922
When my job relies on dealing with calls and emails there are lulls!
>>14697926
THAT stuff.
Have to keep slanting my phone away just in case, even though no one can see.
>>14697911
Takeuchi Miyu
>>14697930
Okay.
>>14697937
ANON LOOK AT THIS
>>14697930
Anybody know what this guy is on about?
>>14697930
If anyone starts giving you flak for looking at some cute girls then arc right up, tell 'em I said to get fucked. There's nothing wrong with keeping morale high by appreciating beauty.
This is getting out of control!
>>14697941
http://mastiff.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/akb/1453905965/
>>14697927
lucky man, you get to browse idols during those lulls!
>>14697942
round eyes, round cheeks, round face, round bre*sts, round b*tt, this girl is good all around
>>14697961
>>14697946
"Anon told me to tell you to get fucked."
That'll show 'em.
>>14697959
I guess I got pretty lucky with this cushy position.
>>14697965
It's the perfect plan, HE didn't tell anyone to get fucked, I did. There's no way that he could fired for that.
Whatever to that anon who recently arrived in Nippon?
>>14697979
He died from cuteness.
>>14697979
Way to type, poindexter.You drunk too?
>>14697957
>>14697980
I guess he did visit the cafe and shop after all.
>>14697982I wish I was...
I need to go this place...
>>14697915
>Christian idols
Pure and best wives.
>>14697998
What is wrong with Osaka?
>>14697998
>keyaki
>free from scandals
kek
>>14697957
Serious face shaming needed here.
>>14697992
I just want one of the nugget buckets.
Prr was really quite cute, in a vulnerable, confused kitten sort of way.
>>14698037
They're not paper material buckets, are they?How long are they gonna sell those?
Mio's photobook in the oven.
>>14698038
She's got nice features, it's just that the number of expressions that cause her face to contort a bit too strangely is higher than average for an idol.
Maiyan is not straight.
Nor is she a lesbian, nor bisexual.
There is only one thing in the universe which is worthy of her desire:...
...herself.
She is Maisexual.
Her superior lineage evolved beyond the flaws and imperfections of human reproduction, and now reproduce by mitosis instead.
Proof positive that she is, indeed, the closest thing to a goddess on this earth.Or, I could just be making all this shit up and she just likes to fondle herself in front of the camera
>>14698048
I guess I'm mai sexual too, heh heh :)
>>14698053
They've been here for so long.I've a sneaking suspicion that he's the same faggot that used to post that shit about a flower named Erika.
>>14698059
I wonder if their outfits are highly flammable.
Is Yukirin still a weather girl? If not, when did she stop being a weather girl?
>>14698079
She's too busy saving akb.
>>14698082
>She's too busy playing MH.
>>14698079
More importantly, does Mayuyu respect Yukirin's weather girl abilities yet?
>>14698086
Saving villages a few monsters at a time.
>>14698059
SKE
RIGHT NOW
Has the CHOICEST lolis.
Why are there no SKE shows or news or anything? Now is the time to strike! Whilst the loli's are small!
Phew. finally home and I can enjoy half-naked idols to the fullest extent.
>>14698086
All these idols playing Monster Hunter is fucking torture, you have no idea how badly I want MHX
>>14698097
I'm still waiting for a sub group to sub their latest documentary...
>>14698100
I can't get into Monster Hunter for some reason.
Trying to get into Freedom Unite....
All these new groups will be lost in time like tears in rain, HKT 4th gen is here.
megane tomu...
>>14698132
I love her eyes.
>>14698136
I love her eyes.
>>14698136
I don't love her weak chin.
>>14698136
She does have nice eyes.
>>14698048She has a gigantic mole/birthmark on her left hand, but I bet you don't love her enough to know that.
>>14698145
Here are some qts for you.
Can idols meme? Or is it forbidden?
https://twitter.com/akane29_o8o/status/694096950405128192
>>14698160
Churi can do whatever she wants.
>>14698149
>Mayuyu puts up another poll on twitter or something.
That's her hunger talking.
>>14698160
Masana is the second coming of Pablo Picasso
>>14698166
You need to stop meme-ing her bruv.
>>14698160
Reminds me of this...
>>14698061
>used to post that shit about a flower named Erika
You mean the one who poster lyrics for that Nazi song 'Erika'? I don't think those people are from S48.
>>14698164
she can really. like the ebi episode where everyone had to dress like a hostess and she wore a kimono instead.
>>14698172
I can't post my oshi?
>>14698179
Don't use her as your avatar. And if you're going to make a daily out of her, make it about her, not about you.
e.g. Daily Forehead vs. "**MY** ultimate oshi"
>>14698179
It gets old when you post the same pictures every other thread.
>>14698178
And Nishishi dressed like a make hostess. Fucking gold episode.
>>14698182
>>14698183
Ah, okay then.
>>14698160
>No meme rule
Now that would be abuse
>>14698198
tfw no bird oshi
I'll just drive around all day.
http://toyota-team8-navi.jp/
>>14698219
Are there any ads of Team8 x Toyota? Like actual Toyota cars?
>>14698233
I want the Team8 faces as decals of my Toyota truck. Vwoom Vwoom.
>>14698215
She should really find a man and settle down soon. She'll only stay relevant for so long.
>>14698258
It sucks that my oshi is a cat person.
>>14698262
is it because you resemble a dog?
>>14698265
Because I like dogs and I don't like cats.
I am willing to look past this difference though.
>>14698266
you misunderstand, I was insulting you. for you see, I am a cat person and do not like dogs
who are the top thread meme idols
>>14698270
You have outplayed me.
>>14698270
Makes sense, someone with such shit taste would probably be so insecure as to insult strangers for no reason.
>>14698275
this is the power of cat people. beware
Great, now I can't stop to think that tomu is indeed a beauty. Well meme'd guys.
>>14698274
Shimada, Juri, Yuria.
>>14698290
I've finally figured out what the proportions of her face bring to mind, it's like somebody a foot taller than her took a photo of her face with a fisheye lens
>>14698290
glass tomu look really like Keiko Kitagawa
>>14698303
Dont bully
>>14698290
I love these CMs so much.
>>14698314
Don't mind negative-kun.
>>14698297
Shimada? Well, I guess. Haven't heard much of her since she got thin again.
And Juri's "meme" is pretty much limited to Daily Forehead anon.and worst jikiso
Now, Mio on the other hand...
>>14698290
>meme'd
Is Yuiri having a fine body a meme too?
https://youtu.be/nsdQlbvRc1g
>>14698330
You have the same disease I do; finding pure, clothed girls more attractive than their naked, sexy counterparts.
>>14698330
>boob crease
>open mouth
>playful eyes
Completely normal fap material imo
>>14698274
Your oshi haha
>>14698330
Also dat figure
>>14698132
Brehs
>>14698349
Yes breh?
>>14698321
>worst jikiso
What's this about?
>>14697818
You'd never be sad again. Until she dies that is.
>>14698335
>>14698354
That Nao is too sexy I can't take it
>>14698360
Don't die on us.
みおおおおおおお
>>14698358
She's young and she's Japanese. She'll outlive all of us
I bet she's nude.
>>14698363
Lucky the names were there or else I would have had them confessed for one another
On my worst behavior, no? They used to never want to hear us
Remember? Mothafucka never loved us
Remember? Mothafucka!
Remember? Mothafucka never loved us
I'm on my worst behavior! Don't you ever get it fucked up!
Mothafuckas never loved us! Man, mothafuckas never loved us
Worst behavior! Mothafuckas never loved us
Fucka never loved us! Worst behavior
>>14698402
Just stop masturbating altogether and have idol dreams every night in my comfy bed that doesn't smell like semen.
>>14698406
>my bed
lewd
>>14698406
I didn't fap for two weeks and I started having pure dreams about idols.
It was the best feeling ever.
How women should look like.
>>14698422
Shame about the face.
>>14698400
Blue > yellow > pink > green > red
>>14698400
I bet Drake would be a Naanya oshi
>>14698447
Don't feel bad, friend.
Masturbating to cute girls is a natural thing.