This is my wife. Isn't she pretty?
>3D
That's my waifu!
Also 2D>3D
>>14648554
Fuck off she is mine
>This is my wife.
[citation needed]
Best maido
If you're waifu is playable you have shit taste.
>>14648688
youre logic is shit
>>14648665
Nooo!
>>14648991
Yes
es
s
>tfw some fattie faggots pretend that they have claims on your waifu
>>14648654
>>14649076
Please do not be rude to each others.
You bring disgrace upon her name when you act like this!
Your wife is my maid, dude.
Do I have to leave money on the bed when I go out?
>>14648554
The prettiest.
>>14649850
>>14648942
So smooth.
>>14648688
What if she's the youkai on one of the teams in IN? Does that count?
>>14649124
Remilia please.you're my wife
>>14648554
I dunno. Those polygonal legs creep me the fuck out.
I would like to be workmates with your wife. I think it would be fun.
>>14648554
That's my daughter, I never gave you permission to marry her.
Lol she's flat as fuck go get a better maid wife already.
fake tiddies
>>14648554
she's pretty but she looked better last night
>>14651024
I want to creampie that ass.
>>14649097
Fug
sorry
qt
Pick one:Combat Boots or Heels?
>>14652707
By the way were you aware that women can bend over like that and men can't?
There are of course rare exceptions, but on the whole doing that is impossible for men. Try it. Put your body against a wall and try to pick something off the floor without moving your hips from the wall.
>>14652726
combat boots so badass
>>14652726Combat heels
>>14652726
I think heels fits her better, but boots are also fine.
>>14652726
Combat boots are more utilitarian than heels and they provide a nice contrast with the very girly remainder of her outfit.
>>14652726
Combat Boots are hotter
>>14653120
Cuter too.
>>14653600
agreed
I want to impregnate Sakuya and make lots of healthy thralls to serve the Mistress!
>>14652726
Boot are nice and all, but I can't deny the sound of Sakuya's heels clip-clip-cliping down the hall.
Maids are meant to be dominated.
>>14648554
Your wife's butt is givin' me a boner, dude!
>>14652726Combat boots, AR500 plates, MOLLE, PASGT, etc - perfect and elegant battlemaid
>>14652736
>Put your body against a wall and try to pick something off the floor without moving your hips from the wall.
Anyone would fall over doing that, your center of gravity would go past your feet
Are her hands soft or hardened from her work as a maid?
>>14652726
It doesn't really matter as long as she's got her stocking on.
In fact she should probably go shoeless.
>>14661887Bend your knees.
>>14662462
I bet you use your hands too
>not being part of the monkey toe master race
>>14659448
That is not an appropriate way to treat a member of staff!
>>14648554
>3DPD
>>14661934
She has perfectly elegant calluses all over her palms so that though the skin is thicker than average, they are still uniformly soft and squishy.
>>14662780
It's okay. Maids are a special case.
>>14648554
She's my waifu when I'm on /jp/.
>>14659448
Please take good care of your maid!
A maid will be your best friend and a part of your family.
A maid will always care for you and have undying loyalty for you.
>>14663422
Then there's no consequence to treating her like this!
Don't worry, I won't do anything especially extra bad. She still has to do regular maid things.
Okay guys, find me an image of Sakuya looking cool that doesn't involve knives, the moon, clocks or playing cards.
>>14664307
>>14664307
>>14664307
>>14664307
Cool maids don't look at explosions.
Sakuya is a coolhu!
>>14664307
>>14664307
Reminder that it will never be possible to unwind with Sakuya after a hard day's work in the SDM.
>>14677093
I still have my dreams.
>>14677093
W-what a shame...
>>14677546
W-what happened with Alice eye?
>>14677587
Don't worry, it's temporary.
Keeping the thread clean and shiny.
>>14661793
>AR500
>not an OpsCore
Now I wanna see Sakuya in an LBT-6094
>>14677093
>>14677546
>>14677580
Do you think she takes baths are being drenched in sweat after a hard day work?
>>14681893
What the head maid does in the bathroom is her business. You gotta give her at least some privacy, anon.
>>14681893
Washing Sakuya's back after a hard day of work.
How is it possible to be so cute, elegant, and cool at the same time?
Sakuya sure is amazing.
Please do not slander the meido in her own thread.
>>14688222
I like how she bothers to go back to her original spot with a similar pose before resuming time.
>>14688222
Danmaku must be so boring for Sakuya:
>toki wa YAMETE
>hmm i'll throw a knife here... and here... and here
>15 time-stopped mintues later
>So shite, toki ga moshi moshi desu
>*knives all miss*
>repeat
>>14688462
I'm of the belief that a lot of her perfection and elegance comes from us not seeing what she does when time is stopped.
Perfectly elegant.
Sakuya is making sure it's clean and tidy around here.
What a nice girl!
>>14698738
3:24 PM Sakuya Threads when? Even my captcha matches..what sorcery is this?
If you shot a laser at Sakuya and she stopped time, would the beam also stop?
If the beam does stop, does that mean Sakuya herself can't see or feel what she is doing in stopped time since if her time stop reduces even speed of light to 0 it means no information can travel during it?
>>14698767
Well she is "faster than the speed of light" so I would say it's safe to say that her time stopping also reduces the speed of light to 0.
>>14661793
>Combat boots, AR500 plates, PASGT
Oh look, it's outdated garbage that's heavier, bulkier, and not as effective as modern gear.
>>14699020
B-but muh Home Depot armor!
>>14688478
This is one of my favorite Sakuya doujins.
Sakuyoi Izaya
Saku YA Iza YOI
>>14664307
Here's a really cool pic.
Sakuza Iyayoi
Sakuzoi Iyaza.
Sakunyan!
I want to breed Sakuya like a dog in heat and make lots of healthy thralls to serve the Remimi!
>>14704106
Do not sexualize Remi's prized pure breed, you filthy mutt.
>>14648554
She looks familiar, but it's hard to tell when she doesn't have my cock in her mouth.
>>14704000
Sakuwan?
>>14704106
I want to work at the SDM so I can wave to her while she dutifully finishes chores.
Sazayoi Ikuya
>>14704483
Almost nothing makes me harder than the thought of defiling Sakuya's purity and corrupting her pure bloodline with my filthy commoner progeny.
592 norta
>>14706319
Just imagine to receive one of Sakuya's elegant smiles when you greet/wave her at work.
>>14710064
what about one of Sakuya's elegant blowjobs?
>>14710240
Sakuya wouldn't perform fellatio, she's never even seen a dick. Pleasing a woman on the other hand, that's a whole different story.
>>14711176
>Sakuya wouldn't perform fellatio
That's not what she told me last night.
Damn it, /jp/, what did you do now?
mmmm
>>14716201
I said Patchy killed me more times in EoSD than she did.
>>14716201
Please do not ever bully Sakuya!
The only one who's allowed to bully Sakuya is her beloved mistress.
>>14716201
I told her she's the worst playable character.
Sakuya is not elegant AT ALL, she is a pudgy and lazy bully who is jealous of Meiling's natural beauty, charm and perfectness!
>>14717444
>Meiling's natural beauty, charm and perfectness
u wot m8?
>"Anon could you please help?"
All I see is two breastpads.
>>14724889
What could she possibly be doing that she'd need to ask anon of all people for help?
What's the best way to fluster a perfect maid?
>>14729252
Define fluster.
>>14730547
Momiji is better
>>14735520
Hello /pol/ why are you here?
>>14735473
Once I saw all those other dogs I was scared for a second that this was going to turn out like the dog cage scene from The Thing.
I'm almost dissapointed.
>>14735558
but desu i think /pol/ loves animay
like me
>>14735802
Really I always got the feeling they hated it.
>>14735906
Please tell me one of the dogs dicks the cute owner
I think she stalks outsiders that fall into Gensokyo for fun and keeps them alive for entertainment.
>>14735438
>>14735906
No
>>14736669
>>14736336
Lucky them.
>>14744542
>>>/pol/
>>14744584
W-why?
We need more cute pairing images.
>>14743697
Nice boobs, Sakuya.
>>14717444
Go take a nap, China.
>>14748021
Does /jp/ like their Sakuya on top or on bottom?
>>14748743
For a cute Sakuya I like the bottom more, but for a more sexy Sakuya I prefer the top.
>>14748743
Bottom. She's a maid.
Is Alice the definitive /u/ touhou?
>>14751586
I'd say so, she's most likely the touhou that gets paired up the most with other touhous.
But I think Sakuya and Alice looks the best together!
>>14652736
im a guy and i can do it, then again i'm not fat and unhealthy
>>14751785
I'm fat and unhealthy and I can do it too. I think /jp/ is just really inflexible from sitting in their chair all day and night.
>>14748743
She works with either rather well.
On the bottom as either the submissive or just the receiving in certain loveydovey pairs, or on top as the aggressor.
>>14751586
She's like the universal uke of Gensokyo.
It makes me really happy to see comfy heartwarming pictures with Sakuya pairings.
>>14757175
>>14753185
What aboutboth at the same time?
She's really nice, you should try increasing the amount of wife
>>14688119
qt as fuck.
>>14648660
who are you quoting?
Needs to show a bit more skin desu.
>>14783687
Please do not sexualize the perfect and elegant Meido.
It would neither be elegant nor perfect for her to show more skin!
I envy Remillia.
>>14790159
Canonically one of the nicest pairs in Gensokyo.
>>14784889
Even if Remi says to show more skin?
>>14791903
It's hard to say no to such a cute mistress.
http://exhentai.org/g/906540/ac6f8feb1d/
It took a while, uh
>>14797273
nice. good one. Yassys artwork can get to be ultra vague at times. often hard to discern whats going on in a particular panel. nonetheless, amazing.
>>14798252
>>14797273
What's happening in this, though?
>>14698842
I thought that said cuter than the speed of light.
>>14791903
[muffled "ojou-sama, hazukashii...!" in the distance]
EoSD is overrated.
>>14806601
Sakooya gets drugged and locked in a room with a screen that can be pumped full of a narcotic gas. Then her captors rape her while she is unconscious while recording it, then they show her what they did to her while she was unconscious, after she sees that they drug her again and rape her further.
Yassy is a fucking genius.
>>14808311
How terrible. Be strong and escape, Sakuya!
>>14807782
Thanks for your useless insight you old hag.
>>14808311
All these sad Sakuya's is making me feel bad.
We need more happy Sakuya's in the thread.
My daughter is very cute.
Does anyone know what she tried to do here at the 11:10 mark?
http://video.fc2.com/a/content/20160221EPY6tZ4v/tkt_TlRNNE9UY3hNakE9/
>>14819347
Happy Sakuyas make for happy anons.
Perfect and elegant butt is the best!
>>14829734
Sakuya's skirt is a magical thing. You can never quite see up it. Therefor she's showing you her ass on purpose, and that's neither perfect nor elegant.
>>14835251
Don't treat the maid like that!
>>14836675
How're you suppose to treat the maid?
>>14837432
Maid treatment varies. If she's your maid, you can treat her however you want. If she's not, ask her master.
>>14648688
that makes absolutely no sense.
>>14648554
I would guess that you are obese.
p u r e
Remember to not try to tease or bully Sakuya.
The only one allowed to do that is her mistress, Remillia.
>>14648654
I want to sip tea and other liquors out of that navel
I want to slowly melt an ice cube over her tummy and watch as her skin reacts and her body shivers
Sakuya's delicate porcelain feet clamping your pulsating cock between her toes as she looks down on you with disdain.
>>14791903
atleast post the continuation
Just Sakuya doing some cleaning around here, don't mind her.
Sakuya and Myon fight too much.
>>14872701
They also do fighting in bed too much.
>>14874159
But none can be compared with Remi!
>>14879747
What Sakuya is the most cute, a Sakunyan or Sakuwan?
Please do not ship Koakuma and Sakuya.
>>14761588
Hes quoting the op, cant you read dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsIo3VfKgSQ
CUTE
CUUUUTE
>>14888615
I think I liked the Maidens Cappriccio one better.
But Jazzhus are always great.
>>14885304
Don't tell me what to do.
>>14648554
You should tell her to be less of a jerk sometime; in a house full of vampires and devils, she's the only thing ringing on the evil meter.
>>14897384
How is Sakuya a jerk?
She might have been a bit cold and such before the EOSD events, but after that she has soften up and is just a overall nice person.
You can even read about it at her page in "Strange Creators of Outer World."
Best thighs in Gensokyo.
Yes.
