I want to marry Anzu and convert her to Christianity.
Converting people to the one true faith is my fetish!
I want Anzu to be my sister and have secret sex with me
>>14635204
you think she'd like going on a crusade?
>>14635204
Japanese Christians are probably the worst though.
>>14635245
Crusading is too much work.
>>14635264
but it feels soooo gooood
Anzu smells like FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN
Anzu has TWO threads!
>>14635204
I want to sniff anzu's butt while she makes that face at me
>>14635277
Did that fucking retard bring her plushie to the bath?
>>14635204
>marry Anzu
>convert her to Christianity
>no birth control allowed
>Anzu gets pregnant
>her small body can't handle a pregnancy
>her and the child die
Way to go.
>>14635892
doesn't matter, had sex
>>14635901
But now you'll never be able to have sex again. Church doctrine forbids it.
>>14635907
Not if your wife is dead actually.
>>14635892
>her small body can't handle a pregnancy
Dude, there are girls smaller than her that have given birth
>>14636114
Vaginally? I doubt it.
>>14636175
Why's it have to be vaginal?
>>14636328
C-sections are gross.
>>14636353
Yeah but it's not like they can help it
>>14636175
How do you think girls survived before age of consent and modern medicine?
Didnt muhammed marry a 9 year old.
It's not garunteed death. Just more likely.
>>14635264
I always thought those stripped pants were her underwear
>>14636738
muslims can marry little girls but they can only do intercrural sex until they're old enough to have children
>>14636771
Fortunately, Anzu is old enough to have children.
How bad do you think Anzu smells?
Anzu is infertile!
>>14636923
Don't tell lies on the jay.
>>14636801
I don't think she smells "bad," just strong. Like when you go a couple of days without showering and your balls smell, I think that's what she's like.
>>14637043
So more like "sour"?
>>14636926
I checked.
>>14637043
So you're saying Anzu smells like sweaty balls?
>>14637043
>>14637464
i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hang down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.
>>14635204
Why would you brainwash her like that.
>>14635231
I have finally found the most disturbing fetish that does not result in death to a person.
>>14635248
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is more bullshit than what American and Euro christans are saying today.
>>14637611
The Chinese take the cake. A guy claiming he was Jesus's brother started a war that killed 20 million.
>>14637484
Is your dick moist?
>>14635245
>>14635268
>kill people under the cover of religion
Why not just kill people?
>>14635204
Anzu is the "Honorary mention" in my official top 5 idolmasters list >>14639723.
>>14635204
Die christian hydra!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw9bny88OuY
In the name of Science!
>>14637608
Get out you edgelord
How did a loser like her become an idol?
Fuck off, /pol/ .
>>14637608
die shinto
>>14637950
Is YOUR dick moist?
>>14639711
okay you've convinced me
>>14642931
my dick is fairly averagely dry.
>>14635248
Misinformed to the max
>>14642478
by pretending to be a fake NEET
>>14637694
>A guy claiming he was Jesus's brother started a war that killed 20 million.
Kek.
Chinese always seem to die in huge numbers. Hitler gets hyped up for his kill count, but Mao's is much, much higher.
Maybe thats why Chinese are so overpopulated, evoloutionary tactic to deal with dying in stupidly large numbers.
>>14643632
Are you saying that she is actually a NEET then?
>>14643720
Proportionally speaking, Pol Pot is the worst/best.
Eliminated a quarter of the Cambodian population with the Khmer Rouge.
>>14639815
>edge
Hey reddit.
>>14635231
>>14635204
>>14639815
What is an edge lord?
>>14635892
What is a C-section? Every woman should get it. That way she stays tight.
>>14637484
>>14637950
>>14642931
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