This is a Patchouli!
She is very cute!
Please take good care of her!
>you will never cum onto patchy's soles while she reads an interesting book
She doesn't really eat that much and all she does is read
Boring/10
I hate Patchouli
I bet she smells like musty coffee grounds.........I want to taste that blend.........
FAT
Patchy a fat
FAT!
>>14633255
She's doing pullups wrong
You are an embarassment to magicians everywhere!
>>14633255
Don't bully her about her warm, soft, cuddly chub!
>>14633279
Fat, lazy, boring, smelly, ugly Patchy
Who would ever love this thing?
She is made for bullying!
>>14633282
CUDDLING!
She is made for hugging and cuddling!
Patchy a chu chu
>>14633292
A stink stink!
>>14633298
There's nothing wrong with a girl being sweaty and smelly! It just happens sometimes! Girls are naturally smelly!
>>14633286
Why would you want to cuddle this? I bet she wouldn't even cuddle you back since she is so lazy!
And she must smell really bad too!
Be sure to never bully your Pocket Patchy!
>>14633308
I want to cuddle that, because it is soft, warm, appealing and inviting! And Patchouli loves cuddling, so of course she would notice! I would nuzzle against her soft, squishy breasts and pet her hair!
And I would like it if Patchy was a bit smelly!
>>14633313
I want to bully a sleeping Patchy!
>>14633303
Humans are naturally smelly. Patchy here doesn't need to be.
>>14633323
She sits inside reading books all day and never washes herself. Of course she will be really smelly
>>14633323
I want Patchy's armpits to smell like onions and deodorant, and her feet to smell like spoiled cottage cheese and sweet pea moisture lotion!
So it is fine by me if she smells a bit!
>>14633329
What the fuck
Listening to Nickelback with Patchouli!
I want Patchouli to burn you all to cinders.
Kill yourselves fatty lovers.
>>14633122
Put down the book Patchy, it's time for your enema.
>>14633122
I don't want to take care of her. I want to bully her!
I love Patchouli.
One of the most sexual 2hus.
This is 4chan Patchy, you know we love ya!
I want to squish the Patchu, every Patchu in the world. In every world!
>>14633303
Patchy smells like old books!
>>14633313
Pocket patchy? How does it work? Is it like one of those pocket encyclopedia thing?
>>14635118
Patchouli, UH!
>>14636182
Patchouli being rude!
Shitty wizard
anyone know where you can get something like in the picture? just like that and see-through?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/657287 page tags it aneros, and don't know what's the difference between it and a butt plug but I would try it out if anyone else has used one before
>>14642313
oops, wrong thread
>>14642313
are you lost anon?
anyways, those are pretty common. just search what it was tagged as.
>>14635649
>Pocket patchy? How does it work?
>>14625209
Cumming on Patchy's big, sweaty, smelly, cute soles!
>>14643400
Cumming between Patchy's big, sweaty, smelly, wrinkly cute soles!
Post the squishiest Patchy you have!
tfw no Patchy full of knowledge and fried chicken
>>14644572
Hahahahahaha what a FAT FUCK!!!
>>14644529
They're too cute for that!
>>14644727
There is nothing cute about her.
>>14633122
>Please take good care of her!
Damnit. Who keeps dumping 2hus on my porch?
>>14633255
But it's canon that she doesn't eat and is anemic
>>14653069
ZUN lied to you
Patchouli is pretty cool.
I wanna be stepped on by a gigantic Patchouli
>>14653780
But anon, that would kill you
i used to think patchy was ok until i learned her full name
now i think she's the dumbest touhou
I like patchy because she is a fat asthmatic nerd like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends ;_;
>>14653780
I want her to put me in her pantyhose.
Oh no, /jp/, Patchouli forgot to eat this month! Quick, get her a snack while I cook her a proper meal.
>>14653780
http://pachipachy.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=patchouli
I want to sniff Patchy's smelly armpits and clean the smegma off her gross unwashed shut-in pussy with my tongue!
>>14665085
Ah yes I've fapped to this guy's pictures many a time