You wouldn't go on a date with a gyaru, would you?
>>14627512
You bet I wouldn't.
I would, but would they go with me?
>>14627512
No way. They're for casual sex, not relationships or paling around
No. I bet she smells like rotten semen.
I would.
Count me fucking in.
>>14627536
You don't want to have cheerful, consensual casual sex with your anime gyaru?
Nope, I have higher standards and I'm too handsome to be seen around trashy chicks.
>>14627731
No, it's the exact opposite. That's just fine, anything more intimate than that is off the table.
>>14627512
As in really dating her or taking her to a back room somewhere and fucking her silly?Because I would totally do both.
>>14627986
If we're talking genuine gyaru, the best case scenario is that she falls in love with your dick, then she falls in love with you as a person, and says something like "hey mister, I wouldn't mind getting married, y'know."
Making an honest woman out of a former megaslut with your middle-aged salaryman cock.
Not all gyaru are sluts.
Please stop the rampant discrimination in the jay.
>>14627531 has my perspective on it
>>14627703
sauce?
>>14627512
Gyaru is completely DEAD in Japan according to the JVlogger Celebrities.
Nobody does Gyaru anymore.
So it's safe to assume there's no good looking Gyaru left anyhow.
>>14629681
>Gyaru is completely DEAD in Japan
>Nobody does Gyaru anymore.
As if we needed more proof of their shit taste.
>>14629681
There are a handful of gyaru most of whom are just mimicking what stereotypes they see in the media, plus #content culture #innovators who mix gyaru style with other shit they pick up here and there.
Don't worry! Air headed JKs with pierced nipples and shaved pussies still exist and are ready to exchange mediocre sex for your yen!
Where my Takumi bros at
>>14627512
Yes I would. Have raw sexy natural vaginal sex
>>14629681
I guess instead they're all doing that awful "-kei" fashion shit or something. No good. I want my gyaru bitches!
>>14627512
Not a 3D gyaru. They're disgusting. This pic is nice tho. ;)
no because she deserves to go out with a worthy mate
Only if it's a fake gyaru with an unsoiled body.
Yeah... but with me? I have no chance.
Would she bully me?
>>14633551
Are you as swift as the coursing river
>>14633569
yeah, plus I have all the force of a great typhoon
I would marry a gyaru and make her a proper lady.
>>14633587
I'd like to reach a middle ground. Make her respectable for the most part without getting rid of the things that attracted me to her in the first place.
>>14633580
But do you have all the strength of the raging fire?
>>14629681
>to the JVlogger Celebrities.
What the fuck is that crap, it sounds even worse that youtube gamers.
>>14629681
>>14635479
I don't care about fashionistas liking the gyaru style or not.
They're merely posing as pretend gyaru for a few hous, most of them might be still virgin.
What I want to know is how many genuine sex crazed gyaru sluts are out there.
However, I doubt that there's a believable statistic for that.
Until then, don't write off gyaru as dead, fucker.
>>14627531
>>14628035
>>14633525
If there's anything hentai has taught me it's that gyarus love virgins, so it's safe to assume most of 4chan would have a chance
>>14635469
yeah
>>14627703
Cute.
Gyarus are marriage material.
>>14627512
I would because I'm desperate for affection.
Mika is only a surface gyaru though. Not like her slutass little sister. Mika's pure as the driven snow.
I would go on a date with Mika. I wouldn't expect anything out of it though. She's pretty cool.
I want to get go home with a Gyaru and have drunk, unprotected sex. The next day she'll wake up in bed next to me and be horrified to find out she slept with someone so uncool. She'll throw me out of her apartment but she'll track me down a few weeks later once she finds out I impregnated her. I'll try my hardest to make the relationship work for the sake of the kid.
>>14641434
The worst part is it could be any one of her partners' kid, but she came to you because you're the one she considers most reliable.
>>14641518
I'm 100% certain its mine.
>>14641536
Or maybe she picked you because you're so naive and trusting.
>>14641544
Trust me it's definitely mine.
I wouldn't go on a date at all.
>>14641547
That's right, good boy.
>>14641576
Mika is carrying my fucking child and that's final.
>>14641587
And what is it that would make you so sure?
>>14633551
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>14641813
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!
>>14641844
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
>>14641770
Because I had unprotected sex with her.
>>14642044
So did I!
>>14642044
I shot my cum into your wife, dude!
Mika squealed and pissed everywhere when I did it, she was so high on illegal drugs that night.
>>14642085
She made you have sex with a condom on. I was the only one she had sex with drunk, hence forgetting protection.
>>14641587
>>14642044
>>14642085
>>14642086
I wonder what it would be like to have Mika and a bunch of sweaty /jp/sies appear on Maury.
>>14627512
You're right, I wouldn't. I would fucking marry one.
>>14642089
I took my condom off and jammed it in her teenage cut after I shot her up with illegal drugs and she started convulsing in ecstasy.
Everyone needs to realize that Mika is a FAKE GYARU and is probably a virgin.
>>14642095
>>14642090
>>14642086
I've been taking zinc, scientifically making my sperm more dangerous. You all have weak swimmers which why the baby is mine!
>>14642111
Even the strongest sperm can't fertilize an egg that's already fertilized!
>>14642128
Your sperm is too weak to even make it to an egg. Mika's cunt is the colosseum and my sperm won the gladiator match.
>>14642163
Wow mean sure it was loose but calling it wide open like a colosseum is just rude!
>>14642179
Mika's had sex with a lot of men. I was just the one lucky enough to get her pregnant.
>>14642188
Too bad, I aborted your baby and impregnated Mika afterwards. She didn't really mind because I gave her lots of drugs.
>>14642221
She's probably gonna abort that one too. She likes the gyaru life too much to settle down and be a mommy.
>>14642245
Fucking slut, die!
>>14642269
Stop slut shaming, CIS-het scum
Are gyarus just delinquent girls?
I like delinquent girls as long as they're not too slutty. But I imagine they would find someone like me boring.
>>14642361
Gyarus are slutty delinquent girls!
>>14642448
It's no problem if they're only slutty for me however I do have this fear that hentai has instilled in me
and it's that girls always lose to the dick
in which case, I imagine that slutty girls lose even better when it comes to that
doesn't that scare you? the girl you love, can be torn away from you so easily through high impact sexual violence
>>14642448
>No leopard print pantsu
Phony
>>14642532
It's your fault for loving her and getting attached. Either abstain, find some other girl who isn't a total slut, or (best option) be totally fine with using her broken shell of a body as your personal onahole to be disposed of once you've had your fill of meaningless animalistic sex.
Be sure to use a condom if you plan on using her!
I wish Mika was my skanky wife.
mika is my wife and all u fuckin nerds are just a bunch of sex deprived losers
>>14642448
this, I want more of this
>>14645559
How'd you get this picture of me?
>>14645562
Found it while searching for some nice and slutty gyaru girls.
>>14642101
Post some of those real gyarus, then.
This shitty OC is all I have.
never
>>14646441
I'm helping, but I'm running out of gyaru girls that are safe for christian image boards.
I want to date Mika but I don't think my parents will approve. What should i do?
>>14646629
Don't you know Mika has been going after her little sister's best friend?
>>14627512
This is literally the most un-gyaru girl I've ever seen being called gyaru.
>>14649680
Ganguro≠Gyaru
>>14627512
You know I would.
It's a damn shame that gyarus are becoming endangered.
One of my biggest fantasies is sinking my cock in some gyaru babe, but if I don't act quickly I'll never be able to enact it.
>>14651136
[sijs]Ganguro=GURO[/sijs]
>>14641547
It's called genetic testing. Trust, but verify.
