What would it be like to live with Alice?
Perfect.
Danger zone
Constant boner.
Sex.
>>14614166
Please do not rape the Alice.
>>14614361
It isn't rape if you are married.
It wouldn't be without some amount of strangeness about it. I can imagine extensive amounts of sewing equipment and fabrics strewn about. Dolls would be scattered throughout the home, even in the bathroom.. I'd feel as though I was being stared at every time I had to pee.
Dolls.. dolls everywhere. Holy shit!!
>>14614072
Like living with neet
>>14614628
This sounds really cool if you like dolls even half as much as Alice does. I'm sure there are several here that do, too.
>>14614628
It wouldn't be without some amount of strangeness about it. I can imagine extensive amounts of gunpowder and flammables strewn about. Explosives would be scattered throughout the home, even in the bathroom.. I'd feel as though I was going to detonate something every time I had to pee.
Explosives.. explosives everywhere. Holy shit!!
the best days of your life
>>14615037
Actually I just want to die.
>>14614072
She'd pee with the door open
In PMiSS it says if you were lost in the woods and needed shelter, she would let you stay over for the night, but she would just be up all night silently working on her dolls and it would be really unnerving.
>>14614072
You'd masturbate and then cry yourself to sleep every night listening to all the casual sex she had with cool guys.
>>14618833
I could live with this if I had access to her panties.
>>14618833
I could live with this if I had access to her dolls
>>14615356
PMiSS is written by Akyu and it's based on witness reports.
Random villager: Alice is so kind. Once I was lost in Forest of Magic and she let me stay in her house for a night.
Akyu: And what did you do next?
Random villager: We?.. ehh... N-nothing! Absolutely nothing! We... ehh... I mean she was busy with her dolls. We totally did not spend all night cuddling and making love to each other!
>>14614072
Awkward
>>14631105
Why awkward? You'd get to cuddle Shanghai at night.
>>14631294
She's socially anxious,I'M social anxious....
I Guess it'll be spaghetti night at the Margatroid house.
Maybe a certain witch could swing by and break the ice.
>>14633745
condom? for what?
>>14634117
Sex with Alice!
>>14634136
But Marisa/Patchouli/Reimu doesn't have a dick to use it with!
>>14614072
Might be a little awkward when her family comer to visit.
You know; god of the demon realm and all.
>>14638500
But you do!
I guess I read this question a bit differently than everyone else... I was thinking more along the lines of "What would it be like to have Alice as a roommate?"
Well, the canon appearance of her house in print works is extremely orderly, and it's shown that she uses dolls to do housework, so... actually pretty nice, because she'd probably do most of the housework out of the simple fact that it's easy for her.
And she'd be a pretty quiet roommate, because she's very used to keeping to herself for very extended periods of time.
But having mostly dolls for company going back, she would probably be bad at conversation, and she doesn't seem like much of a party-goer so unless you approached her carefully and slowly you probably wouldn't have much of a good social connection to her.
She's pretty hot, so it'd be nice to have the eye candy, at the very least. And I've had a few female roommates that turned into "something more" just based on the virtue of living that closely for long enough, so there's always a chance that she'd fall in love!
But the pretty sure things are that she'd make a generally good roommate by doing her share (or more) of the cleaning and by not being loud or obnoxious.
>>14634117
Silly anon, that's not a condom, that's a fruit roll-up.
can't you see it's next to other candy?
>>14615223
that's pretty hot
>>14614365
>married
OP didn't said that
>>14640401
Your description gives me a boner. I would love casual sex with Alice. It might turn into something more if I'm lucky.
>What would it be like to live with Alice?
Strange.
Presume you're one of those people who stay overnight because you got lost in the forest, but you managed to fuck up and get hurt pretty good, so now you're stuck there for a month, at least. The canon description of those short visits is that Alice pays her guests no attention and continues with her usual studies, making sure that people book it out of the creepy Doll house pronto. But if you *couldn't* leave?
You'd start to notice how she doesn't act like a youkai all the time - still eats, still sleeps. But she doesn't talk to you at all, obsessed with her magic, her dolls, just like a youkai magician would. You'd notice how she pulls the drapes and hides like she's not home when certain youkai darken her doorstep, but happily greets humans like Marisa. How she gets into a chuuni-off with Reimu, but remains cool and quiet around Remilia.
You might notice quite a lot.
But what would you do about it?
>>14658466
Jack off.
>>14615356
I bet she'd sperg out really hard if you displayed any amount of doll knowledge and it would be really moemoe.
>>14614166
What is sex with Alice like?
>>14661123
Like wonderland.
>>14658466
Cum onto her face when she's asleep.
>>14658466
I'd melt her dolls to get the 100% pure cocaine she's been secretly amassing!
>>14661474
Running a drug lab with Alice!
>>14661123
Hot and lewd.
When she cums, her legs locked tightly around your back and her breath gasping in your ears, she'll cling to you so hard her nails will leave bright red marks on your back. When you cum, you'll drench her tight insides with your warm semen as you see stars.
>>14661581
>as you see stars
KONO PRESSURE
>>14661597
Sex with Alice is just that good. Some of my best faps have been over Alice.
I want to cuddle waloli Alice!
>>14661767
Is that all you want to do to her?
>>14661777
I also want to hold her hand and pat her head!
>>14661807
>hold her hand
L-lewd.
>>14661807
You don't want to roughly copulate and have an orgasm inside her body?
>>14661834
>have an orgasm inside her body
This sounds so clinical yet so lewd.
>>14614072
Probably uncomfortable at first, since she is one of the more hermit like 2hus. But I guess once she gets used to more people it will be easier.
>>14662438
Then will lewds happen?
I think it's impossible to hate Alice.
>>14663039
I like Alice but sadly I find her fans really obnoxious.
Alice would forget about you while working for days at a time.
Also, dolls staring at you everywhere.
>>14667900
What would Alice's unwashed panties smell like?
>>14668103
Fish.
>>14663109
Can confirm. I love Alice and find myself really obnoxious a lot of the time.
>>14667900
>Also, dolls staring at you everywhere.
This sounds pretty cool for the first few hours, at least. After that you'd either go mad or just get used to it and ignore them.
>>14668103
Strawberries.
>>14668103
Sunflowers. What would her bra smell like?
>>14667900
Scary! I wish Alice-nee would at least let me sleep next to her!
>>14668103
Scrambled eggs
>>14673275
She has autism she she probably doesn't like it when people gets too close to her
>>14672929
My stale semen and her sweat and saliva.
I have a pet bird and I imagine it will constantly break and scatter the dolls.
Not to mention pooping on Alice's sewing stuff.
>>14614628
I'll admit they are kind of scary at first. But you get used to them.
>dolls
Can you play with them? What if you brought along your /toy/ collection?
>>14630085
Following that logic you could just dismiss the whole of PMiSS and make up your own headcannon.
I'd rather not - it exists for a reason and I'm sure that reason is not for Zun to give us as much fake info as possible.
Until a certain part of it is proven false I choose to believe it.
>>14630085
You guys forget that Alice murdered a bunch of people to become a youkai.
>>14676250
>living with alice
>one day you see huge skid marks in the toilet
>it wasn't you
What do?
>>14661767
That fucking Frengrish. Holy shit.
>>14614072
>What would it be like to live with Alice?
I'd bang her hot mom when she's too busy making new dolls.
>>14677000
I'd love to make new dolls with Alice, if you know what I mean.
>>14676910
Incorrect.
There's no canon evidence that Alice has ever killed a single person - learning and using the magics to no longer need food and no longer age are what changes a human magician into a youkai magician.
Would you try to make her into a degenerate girl and ruin her purity /jp/?
>>14677053
Except for DiPP.
>>14681310
Every day until she likes it.
>>14681310
Smoking is bad
>>14681310
Doing drugs with Alice!
>>14681725
Alice knows how to have a fun time without drugs!
>>14681310
She'll be wearing leopard skin panties by March.
>>14614072
Would she get angry if I used her dolls as onaholes? She made them too cute and sexy.
>>14681725
Alice is my drug!
>>14684493
She won't mind cause she's a living onahole herself!
>>14684493
Would she get angry if I used her as an onahole in her sleep?
>>14684595
Great minds, anon.
>>14681806
Alice is a degenerate!
>>14684639
Why is Alice so fappable?
>>14683257
You use a syntax comparable to the one of a middle schooler. On top of that you couldn't have written a more bland setting either.
>>14614072
Parsee is jealous.
>>14684653
My problem with it is that it isn't lewd enough. This story needs to end with a description of her limp, cum-covered body.
>>14647465
>live with her
Do it long enough and you're common law and you can rape her all you want
>>14684667
>implying the common law marriage myth exists
>implying rape within marriage isn't rapeBut I approve.[/spoiler[
>>14684656
I want to fuck Parsee's tits.
>>14684653
Don't respond to tripfags.
>>14676778
What are you doing on an otaku image board, Nick?
>>14615223
Going to the toilet with Alice!
>>14684639
Alice is a refined young lady!
>>14685439
I want to cover my nose with that yellow stain on her panties and deeply inhale her stuffy lewd juices.
>>14685951
I know that feel anon
itd be like living with that old guy that fixed woodys arm in toy story 2. fucking HOT
>>14685439
Would she let you watch? Maybe taste?
>>14685951
shut the fuck up.
>>14685439
Alice leaks poop. She has no need for toilets.
I want to forcefully cum down Alice's throat.
>>14693487
A lady still has to pee!
>>14693487
Would you scrape the poop out of Alice's asshole with your fingers?
>>14614628
If I ask Alice for a custom sex doll would she make one for me?
>>14690833
What the fuck is your fucking problem you fucking shit stain?
>>14690833
Nothing wrong with pantsu sniffing you fucking normie
>>14697034
If my fingernails were cut really short, probably. Having someone else's shit stuck under my fingernails doesn't sound too nice.
>>14694359
I want to forcefully fuck Alice's tits and have a synchronised ejaculation on/in her with several other Jpsies.
>>14697034
I'm into some crazy shit but literal shit disgusts me. I'd rather her spank me or kick me in the balls.
>>14703494
Pussy.
Isn't she a bible thumper?
>>14703535
Shinki is her god!
would it be possible to get a threesome with Marisa and Alice, or would Alice kill you so she could have Marisa all for herself
>>14703535
Singing praises to God with Alice!
>>14703494
Part of the kink is that it's disgusting. Having such a cute girl expose herself to you like that and show you such a disgusting part of her is a turn on to me.
Then of course you stick your dick inside her unwashed asshole and cum inside so hard her shit is colored weirdly for days.
>>14703485
I should have fapped last night. Now I have to go to work with an image of Alice's cum-covered tits in my head.
i want to smell alice's farts
>>14708252
I want Alice to smell my farts.
>>14708252
>>14708833
I feel there are other touhous that would be able to appreciate the eroticism of farts much more than Alice.
>>14685669
She is a nice and proper young woman.
>>14703494
She is too kind to harm someone like that.
>>14708252
She doesn't fart.
>>14717573
So what does she poop out then?
>>14722416
Alice doesn't have to poop.
>>14661597
This made me giggle
Thanks anon
>>14722756
But she leaks it!
>>14729901
Lies and slander. She only needs to pee!
>>14730061
Do Youkai magicians have Pee abandon magic?
Stalking Alice!
>>14614166
I would fill her pussy with cum whenever and wherever I want to.
When she is cooking.
When she is cleaning.
When we're taking a walk.
When we're ready to sleep.
When we wake up.
When I catch her taking a bath.
Everyday.
How does Alice control more than 10 dolls at once? she only has 10 fingers.
>>14733148
Eyelashes.
>>14733148
I want to cum all over Alice's soft, warm hands.
>>14731470
Dude that's hot.
>>14731470
What about her asshole? Don't you want to fill that with cum too?
>>14733148
Toes.
>>14731051
Sauce?
>>14736910
Yeah, at least once, to mark it with my seed.
Then only if she wants me to, I don't really like to stick it there.
>>14733148
her dolls also have 10 fingers each
She would bring home new men every day as part of her job!!
>>14743949
Her job is puppeteering though! Getting dicked is a hobby!
>>14733148
She doesnt control the puppets with her hands, but with MAHOU bro
>>14743949
No, Alice is pure, and would wait until marriage for consensual intercourse with the one she loves.
>>14746995
She would, but /jp/ wouldn't
Gangbanging Alice and passing her around like a doll!
>>14747333
I am Alice!
>>14748581
>>14747333
*fuckdoll
>>14737851
Stop, I just fapped.
I want to defile this pure body.
I want to be Alice's tentacle husband!
http://exhentai.org/g/901232/32e225382a/
Boring as fuck. Too be honest, all of Gensokyo seems pretty boring day to day. I'd probably end up an alcoholic.
I wanna live with either Yuuka or Komachi
Alice is not a stable girl
>>14773622
>>14738064
Are you gay? There's no better hole than a girls shit chute..
>>14773665
>stick it in a hole designed to expel a waste substance out of the body
>stick it in a hole designed to take in your seed and produce new life
nah
>>14774065
>designed to take in your seed and produce new life
You forgot the monthly bleeding and daily disharge excretions to clean itself.
Imagine you are lost and afraid in Gensokyo.
You stumble into a lone house in the woods, thankful for shelter and perhaps human contact in a world of nightmares made flesh.
The house is totally empty save for hundreds of dolls. You swear you can see them turning their heads to face you out of the corners of your eyes.
You eventually realize that these dolls are indeed haunted by a witch-demon, but it's too late. She's here, and she's got you right where she wants you.
That's what living with Alice would be like.
>>14774588
Your fanfiction disagrees with my own fanfiction.
So I'm calling you stupid and gay.
>>14772510
That's why the onis are the greatest characters
>>14774614
>fanfiction
You haven't read PMiSS then.
>>14774200
So its cleaner too, how is that hard to understand.
>>14774752
w/e you say virgin
>>14774748
PMiSS does not make Alice's home out to be the rape-murder-den that you do! The only thing close to that is she keeps to herself doing research which can be unsettling.
>>14774899
Apparently, most would be visitors run away when they see all the creepy dolls.
Would Alice swallow?
>>14778986
If you pinched her nose, yes.
>>14778986
She will have to.
http://gelbooru.com/images/8b/94/8b94c78ff830d8ff828e06985e75857a.webm
>>14778986
>>14779279
I want to sniff.
>>14779277
Why is Alice perfect in every way? Every time I look at her I just want to defile her and ruin that purity.
>>14779463
Aryan perfection.
I want to ruin her bloodline with my filthy commoner gametes!
Alice turning you into a semen farm!
>>14779562
Too late! Romanians are all mudbloods!
Man, I want to FUCK Alice.
>>14780797
We all do anon. We all do.
>What do you want to do tonight dear anon?
>>14789949
>"Have you untie me then look the other way while I run, screaming."
>>14780379
She still has all the traits of a pure aryan woman, her blond hair, blue eyes, white, porcelain skin...
I want to corrupt her womb further with my filthy plebeian sperm.
>>14789949
Handjob with Alice
Thighhigh job with Alice
Blowjob with Alice
Hair job with Alice
Buttjob under panties with Alice
Anal with Alice
Vaginal with Alice
Paizuri with Alice.
>>14789949
k-kissu?
>>14789949
Let's cook something nice together!
And maybe go for a walk!
What would it be like to cuddle with Alice?
>>14614072
Literally who?
>>14779902
Alice waking you up in the middle of the night to collect your 3:17AM semen!
>>14802453
Can't she let me sleep?
Toilet with Alice!
This thread is really old
>>14811840
it's not that old
All these people saying mean things about my daughter!
>>14812741
Fucking Alice in front of the goddess!
>>14811840
Just like Alice
Comforting Alice after Marisa rejects her!
>>14802518
I want to feel her warm urine on my hands!
>>14779277
Man, that's a real good deepthroat scene.
>>14815374
that is the dream
