What would it be like dating Haruka
boring
Better than Chihaya
At least she has tits and ass
>>14599755
Pretty good. Her own perceived mediocrity would mean she'd probably never break up with you unless you were absolute trash. Not my personal first choice but I would gladly try to set a her up with a good friend I trust.
>>14599755
It'd be alright until she accidentally your dick.
I want to marry Haruka and have a somewhat dull but happy life. Like marrying Nera instead of Bianca in Dragon Quest V.
Haruka is the most feminine idol so of course I make her my wife!
>>14599755
Like falling into a hole.
>>14599755
normal.
Haruka butts and anuses?
>>14601354
hnnngggg
haruka has some bad friends
I wanna date Haruka because I love her!
Flat.
delusional
>>14608679
Those breasts look fake, young lady
>>14610075
There's nothing worse than a bad boob job.
It would be alright. At least there's no chance of getting cucked since nobody likes, nobody loves, Haruka.
Danger zone
>>14604012
What's Chihaya in for?
I want to accidentally have sex with Haruka.
>>14610403
unauthorized public singing and seventy two accounts of criminal flatness
>>14610403
She hopes to be groped.
>>14610403
Murder
>>14611226
I see the cops finally discovered what happened to her little brother.
I don't know because I've never went on a date.
>>14613362
Everyone get a load of the nerd here.
>>14613400
Please don't be mean to me.
>>14613446
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>14613499
Please.
>>14613589
Please stop being a nerd.
stop talking about yourselves in haruka's holy temple and only talk about haruka or she'll fuck you up
>>14613362
Want to date me? We can lose our virginity together
>>14617258
What a bossy 'tude. Maybe I don't want to talk about Haruka? What's she going to do? Wave a knife around? Ha! See this piece by my hip? I've got a license to carry that around and shoot down any wild bitches.
>>14617720
your hand will be severed cleanly while you reach for that piece on your hip, all while haruka stares at you from 10 feet away, unarmed
at that stage you can only beg for mercy and die quickly or just die, but slowly and painfully
she will then eat your remains
>>14599755
We could purge counterrevolutionaries together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSNa38MQrI
Haruka deserves love
>>14620938
She may deserve it, but I doubt she'll ever get it.
>>14620940
I'll give it to her.
>>14621214
You seem like a good person.
>>14621222
Thank you.
>>14624588
haha idols do anything you tell them to for a little bit of fame and a little bit of fortune
Haruka's pointing at you! What do you do?
>>14628563
Suck finger.
Would Haruka be impressed if I picked her up for a date in my 1996 Mazda Miata?
It has a manual transmission which apparently girls think is manly.
Guys I had a bit of an accident inside Haruka.
>>14604012
>072
Every time.
>>14634215
every time what? did you pee your pants or something?
Dating an idol would probably be terrible. You would never get to see her except on tv. Eventually you will both come to the realization that you both live in very different worlds. Eventually it will be too emotionally draining to see each other. Then you will not want to watch tv with the risk of seeing her.
It's a tough life.
>>14633258
Haruka reminds me of the main heroine of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien and that kind of makes me uneasy.
Haruka is the blandest of the original Idolmasters.
The blandest.
>>14645568
Yukiho is way more bland. Sometimes I forget she even exists.
>>14645602
Yukiho a cute.
I want to be nice to Haruka.
Magical.
>>14646872
no idolsquatting
>>14646872
A N A L
N
A
L
>>14646827
She looks scared, I want her to be happy
>>14646872
>>14646893
>>14647021
This now a Iori thread.
>>14647021
>A N A L
>N
>A
>L
Stop doing this shit, you're not in /v/.
>>14647021
>A N A L
>N
>A
>L
I would gladly.
>>14649485
>This now a Iori thread.
Can someone explain where this /v/ meme that Iori is into "anal sex" comes from?
>>14650366
I'm not really aware of that but I guess she does sort of strike me as a back door girl.
>>14599755
Haruak hates gaijin scum, she'd never date you.
>>14653552
Haruka seems like the kind of girl that wouldn't care where you're from.
If I took Haruka to the Golden Corral would she like it?
>>14654785
I think she would appreciate anywhere you took her. Its the thought that counts.
>>14654796
Would she stuff her face with the all you can eat Comfort Food Classics™ for $11.99?
>>14654812
I'd hope she wouldn't eat too much. An idol needs to watch her figure.
>>14654782
I'd be her body pillow. If I wasn't already Iori's.
>>14654895
How's the anal?
Haruka is the kind of girl I can introduce my parents to.
>>14654903
Not gentle
>>14654923
How can she stand it?
>>14654927
>stand
She typically can't for some time.
>>14654984
Whats her aversion to vaginal? Is there something going on in there that she doesn't want people to find out about?
>>14654986
Pregnancy risk, waiting until marriage, staying "pure" as an idol, etc.
>>14655066
But why have sex if you don't plan on getting pregnant? Seems like a waste of time.
>>14655078
Wasting time is fun.
>>14599755
Haruka is only good for Guro.
>>14657983
If that gook bitch did this to me I'd get pa's shotgun and blow her brains off!
Welcome to America!
Haruka is the banal idol, so there would be lots of
nothing.
Haruka seems like the kind of girl who would fish your used condoms out of the trash and impregnate herself with them.
>>14658702
THIS!
Haruka is my fucking wife!
>>14665637
https://youtu.be/4QBl-BuEIV8?t=2m33s
>>14666143
Good post.
Plain.
>>14671770
Plain girls are good too, especially for rape.
>>14671770
Any more of these?
>>14666143
Why?
>>14672610
You're married to the worst Idolmaster?
>>14672757
I didn't make the haruka is my wife post, I just didn't understand why you posted that clip of twin peaks.
>>14673096
Did you watch it? He said "I'm so sorry."
>>14673525
Oh it started from the beginning when I embedded it so it didn't really make sense watching the whole thing.
>>14675036
>embedding youtube videos
Haruka is shit
>>14678413
Fuck you, buddy. You think can talk about my girlfriend like that?
>>14678417
Yes you will. I am Portuguese, you owe me for stealing my materials, whitey.
>>14680657
t. alberto barbossa
haruka seems nice
>>14683904
She is nice.
>>14671770
Why did Xenoglossia have better designs than the recent anime?
>>14671770
xenoglossia looked like shit
