Post your favorite 2hu and the next person has to post their favorite and say why their favorite is better why you have shit taste. Starting off with Patchy.
>>14552882
seija is better because she is cute and hip. she is against authority and loves to rebel. she's not shy and scred like patchoulli, she wants you to know who is boss when she flips you over.
seija will dominate you and reverse the roles. this is why seija a best.
>>14553005
Seija is literally a hipster, liking things just becuase they are unpoplar or shit. hich means you have good chances anon above.
RAn is the choice of a patrician. Obviously she is the softest and fluffiest, her tails being amazing for winter. But she is also loving and motherly. As a bonus you get to spend time with the adorable Chen.
>>14553208
You're retarded if thats what you think Seija is. As expected of a shallow Ranfag.
My favorite is CORNDOG girl.
>>14553288
Corndog girl sucks. My favorite touhou is the much superior Tenshi because she is cutest.
BEST TOUHOU
>>14553319
Tenshi is garbage, a lazy layabout celestial who isn't even cute.
The best is obviously Marisa. Hard working yet easygoing, unrefined yet pure.
>>14553533
She'll rob you blind and blast you with Master Spark for good measure.
Sanae's #1:
-A total cutie
-Loyal, but not mindlessly so
-Hardworking
-Protective of humans
-Smart in phycics
-Incredible imagination and otaku side
-Cheerful, brightens your days
-A great Friend
-School uniform alternate outfit
-A slew of different, flashy and awesome danmaku - water, wind, falling stars, goddess summons, amulets, rice, fortune packets
>>14553533
And she'll never ever become a youkai. Ever. Marisa will always be an ordinary human magician no matter how hard she tries.
You can say Remi's charisma won me over.
>>14553591
And she's a slut. A filthy, filthy slut.
>>14553608
Remi is a dick to nearly everyone around her.
Instead have Hina, who will isolate herself just so others will not feel misfortune and will genuinely try to keep you away from harm.
>>14552882
>>14553005
But Seija and Patchy are both my favorite touhous
Whoops OP, looks like I've ruined your thread. My favourite is Alice, who is literally perfect in every way. She has no flaws. Seija is amazing, but Patchouli is also excellent, so kudos for that.
Reisen.
That is all.
>>14559434
Alice is bad because she has low functioning autism
Find literally a single thing wrong with her dolls though. I bet you can't.
>>14559505
Alice's dolls can't even compare to Momiji though. Momiji will form an unbreakable bond of trust and loyalty, a doll that does whatever you tell it to just because you created it is just shallow and has no intimacy. They don't have fluffy ears or tails, so what are you supposed to touch?
Also I bet they can't even see 1000 ri away.
>>14561866
MOMIJI = BESTIALITY
MEIDO IS BEST, WILL LOVE AND DEVOTE HERSELF TO YOU.
>>14561885
Sakuya is just an old, overrated character with non interesting background.
Sagume is the mastermind who created one of the most canonicaly item, and who solved by her words the lunar invasion. BEST SILVER HAIRED CHARACTER !
>>14564906
I can't argue with this. Sagume is great great great.
But she's not the best. She's too quiet and conniving. You can never trust a Sagume.
However, you can definitely trust a Junko. Pure! Pure! PURE! JUNKO IS PURE! And she rids the earth of those dumb meme rabbits. And her boundless, writhing rage makes her a dominating partner in bed.
>>14565789
shitest stage 6
gave power to clownpiss and is friend with fecatia
>>14565789
Junko is too angry to be a good reliable partner, she probably would cheat on you or kill you just to spite you the first time you did aomething she didn't like. Sunny is best, because she is innocent and cute and playful and will love you no matter what
>>14566152
Is her hidden skill the ability to delete posts and manifest clothing?
what's the 2hu that does za warudo?
she's a maid
>>14566224
Yes there was a nipple showing, and i didn't realize it, so I asked her to change.
>>14566152
What a nice girl. Someday I'll rape her.
Satori
>>14566152
Sunny is just a random fairy.
Cirno is THE fairy.
hermit
>>14567623
Broly because he's the Legendary Super Saiyan, his power is maximum, and he could easily mop the floor with those loser girls in Gensokyo, the Moon, the Underground, Hell, Heaven, the Netherworld, and more!
>>14567600
Cirno is a dummy.
Nitori is a genius.
>>14574827
Nitori is a boring, single-trait character in canon, and only good for paizuri in fanon.
My favourite is the shrine maiden of the paradise.
>>14574838
She is great, but I doubt my less than average dick could satisfy her.
Yes! The only option for me is sexy medium violet oni! Like a glove!
