Would you go on a cute date with Chihaya?
disgusting
sage for shithaya
>>14533391
Fucks aren't cute. Lovemaking is.
>>14533379
Cute date?
No thanks
I'd rather go on a FUCKIN' RAD AS FUCK DATE!
>>14533379
Depends on the price.
How much is she willing to pay me?
I'll only go on a date if she agrees to wear slutty gal clothing and put a remote controlled vibrator in her rectum and give me the remote
>>14533491
Why even bother covering up, she's flat.
I'd go on a bullying date with Chihaya.
>>14533650
What would that entail?
>>14533798
No TITS and no ASS, Jesus what does this sorry excuse for a female have to offer????
>>14533817
A kind heart.
>>14533903
She isn't even kind! She's mean, cold hearted and distant.
>>14533924
She's just lonely. Nobody tries to talk to her because they care about hotter idol like Miki so Chihaya is a little defensive. You just have to show her a little kindness and she'll open right up.
>>14533946
that skinny body is so disgusting i'm gonna call miki to ease my pain
>>14533976
You shouldn't call other people disgusting and then hang around with sluts
>>14533976
Miki is slut who's only looking for her next cock. I guarantee if you tear Chihaya's hymen, she'll be loyal to you for life.
>>14534008
why would i want a skeleton minion for life do i look like a necromancer?
bring out miki
>>14534012
She'll plump up if you get her pregnant.
>>14534019
chihaya will drop the baby weight in a week and my new daughter will just be another skeleton
should i get her pregnant too?
bring out miki
>>14534026
Why do you assume Chihaya will have a daughter? Also, Miki is infertile as a result of too many STDs.
Yes.
Chihaya is my favorite idol.
>>14533817
A beautiful voice!
>>14533379
WHAT THE UCK?? WE ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING CHIHA-SHIT THREAD!! >>14530374
>>14534227
She's just that good.
Can I cute date Iori instead? I know what she secretly likes and I like it too.
>>14533817
>>14534217
She has no ass, she has no grace
This idol has a funny face
>>14534269
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![[FFF] Love Live! - 09 [BD][1080p-FLAC][9FFEBEBC].mkv_snapshot_00.37_[2015.12.26_08.58.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cXvZVYB.jpg "[FFF] Love Live! - 09 [BD][1080p-FLAC][9FFEBEBC].mkv_snapshot_00.37_[2015.12.26_08.58.03].jpg")
>>14534217
Why is umi making that face?
>>14533379
Chihaya was my old iM@S waifu. Would still date that shit tho.
>>14534280
Yes, that's what I was implying.
>>14534295
Anal sex is fucking disgusting. Exit only.
>>14534319
Quiet, old man
>>14534333
Have fun with your inferior version of "sex". Remember the enema, wouldn't want your dick to get covered in shit. Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying glorious mind blowing vaginal sex the way God intended with Chihaya.
id rather go on a cute date with haruka desu senpai
>>14534404
You have good taste. Me, you, Chihaya, and Haruka should all go on a double date.
>>14534386
>Have fun
Gladly!
>>14534404
What if it was actually Chihaya who tied in a traffic accident and the person we know is her little brother who couldn't accept her death and decided to make his sister's dream come true by becoming her?
>>14534272
Donkey Kong?!
>>14534012
>why would i want a skeleton minion for life do i look like a necromancer?
Chihaya threads on /jp/ are the only thing that's keeping me from committing suicide.
I don't know how to go on a cute date.
>>14535306
Just go to Japan and find a cutie like this
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/12/25/national/crime-legal/transgender-woman-sues-gym-over-changing-room-use/#.Vn_MLfkrJD8
and you'll have a cute date!
>>14535314
Are you saying Chihaya is a man?
>>14534460
Expensive whore.
>>14536255
Is that Chihaya??
>>14536363
it's rin "the hot girl next door" shibuya
>>14536378
So how is she a whore then, if it's not Chihaya.
>>14536394
chihaya is a loser and would never survive in that business
rin "the mega hottie" shibuya is already among the top expensive whores
![[HorribleSubs] THE iDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.38_[2015.03.07_08.14.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qNQw93J.jpg "[HorribleSubs] THE iDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.38_[2015.03.07_08.14.08].jpg")
>>14536378
the too cool for school idol
>>14536504
She skips school to prostitute herself.
>>14536556
No she doesn't. I doubt it's possible for a girl as cute as her to be a prostitute. /jp9k/ posters are the worst.
shiburin in a chihaya bullying thread
i want to make chihaya blush
>>14534460
>>14536378
>>14536401
>>14536504
>>14536570
SEX!
This bitch is fucking SEX, man.
>>14542295
I was shocked at first because I thought you were talkign about Chihaya.
>>14533516
She's not covering up, she was just raped, so it is natural to take a defensive stance like that, when looking at her rapist (a /jp/ poster).
>>14542939
Do you think she'll get pregnant?
>>14543026
From your weak seed? Never.
*pushes Chihaya down to the ground and rapes her himself*
My strong black seed will give her ugly half-Congo babbies, ahahahahah.
>>14543028
I'll have you know my seed is very powerful. I've been taking zinc everyday. My swimmers are battering her eggs as we speak.
Would you marry Chihaya if you were paid to do it?
>>14545057
I'd do it for free.
>>14545085
You're a nice person.
>>14545151
I just couldn't marry someone under false pretences like that, I mean can you imagine if she found out? Her heart would be broken.
>>14533379
What exactly makes a date "cute"?
>>14545241
You anon.
You do.
>>14545259
B'but I'm not c-cute~
>>14545295
You are as cute as you believe you are!
>>14545259
>>14545295
>>14545329
>>14545392
Mean!
>>14545392
Rude!
>>14545396
>>14545482
Samefggot.
>>14545519
Bullying is not allowed.
I just proposed to Chihaya!
>>14545562
Poor guy.
>>14545566
What are you talking about? I've never been happier.
>>14545571
he's talking about chihaya
>>14545573
Chihaya is a GIRL!
>>14545577
Nonsense! Girls have boobs, even a 5th grader knows that.
chihaya is a stinky junkie whore who just wants to get high and fuck all day and all night
and she belongs to me, so back off nerds
>>14545780
>just wants to get high and fuck all day and all night
I wanna get to know Chihaya then!
>>14533379
If you did this to a girl she'd think you're a creepy rapist.
>>14548506
Not true.
>>14548553
Girl here, can confirm it's true.
>>14548695
Cold hands are always an opportunity for handholding!
>>14548792
Not in real life. Any girl would find holding hands with you disgusting.
>>14534272
holy hell lol
Man this "pretending that Chihaya isn't a slutty girl who gets to fuck all the Alphas and has legions of Betas who crave after her and orbit around her to cater to her every need"-meme forced by the /jp/ Omegas is really getting stale.
>>14551702
I hate you!
>>14551483
That's not true at all.
I held a girl's hand a month ago and she didn't start vomiting!
What does holding a girl's hand feel like?
>>14553135
I've been told it's nice and warm at first but then it gets a little gross because of the sweat.
>>14553174
This is the absolute truth.
>>14553223
I still want to do it though!
>>14552745
Just because she didn't start vomitting doesn't mean she didn't hate it and think you're a creep.
Our society conditions girls to be "nice" all the time, and even suffer through such humiliating, uncomfortable and awkward situation, just because they're girls.
>>14553239
It's best in winter with nice gloves or mittens on.
>>14554321
Wow, holding hands has never be hotter!
>>14554328
How can you feel the softness of her hand if there are gloves in the way?
>>14554520
Is this why you don't use condoms?
>>14554579
Condoms aren't made of wool you silly!
>>14533379
Do you think Chihaya's low self esteem stemming from having a flat chest, shitty personality, no talent and zero positive traits whatsoever would make her likely to date a white gaijin like me?
>>14557105
>flat chest
>zero positive traits
Are you dumb?
>>14557147
As in character/personality traits, you dumb pseudo-pedo.
>>14557151
Don't call me a pedo you dumb bully.
>>14557160
getting bullied?
act less gay.
>>14557232
Liking girls isn't gay...
>>14557105
Nope, she wouldn't.
Fun fact: the type of Japanese girl that dates white gaijin is the same type of American white woman who dates blacks - almost always the bottom of the barrel / most unattractive women.
This is a scientific fact.
99% of attractive women want to always date attractive men of THEIR OWN RACE.
>>14559666
But Japanese men aren't attractive.
>>14559697
To Japanese women, they are. Deal with it white "bull" wannabe.
I want to take Chihaya to the Golden Corral!
>>14559796
She doesn't want to go.
>>14559867
And?
>>14559867
Why wouldn't she want to go to the Golden Corral?
She could enjoy all you can eat comfort food classics. She would be impressed with the wide variety of food that they offer.
>>14559915
Chihaya's grand mother was also a comfort woman for Japanese rapists in South Korea in WW2, so she doesn't like comfort food!
>>14534280
iori is 14
Yes, I would go on a cute date with cute Chihaya!
what should i say to end the cute date on a positive note? should i say that her boobs are huge so she will be happy? will saying that make girls happy?
>>14561735
no, girls don't care about complimenting their breast size, if anything she'd think that you're a creepy rapist for commeinting on that and then go fuck Chad who fucks her because he's a muscular Alpha who fucks all hot chicks of various breast sizes
>>14561735
Tell Chihaya to just be herself!
>>14561747
I'm muscular and fuck all hot chicks of various breast sizes, but not Chihaya
>>14561747
but guys like it when girls tell them their dicks are huge or delicious or whatever
why don't girls like being complimented on their sexual parts
>>14561761
Chihaya-chan, Chihaya-chan!
I think your labium are very cute!
>>14561761
Because they don't need the ego boost, a girl will get fucked no matter what her sex organ is like.
If I picked up Chihaya in my 2015 Subaru WRX would she be impressed?
I just got a new exhaust installed on it so it's extra loud, girls like that right?
>>14562121
nope
I want to take Chihaya to Applebees and then go bowling with her.
She would enjoy a generic middle america style date!
>>14564675
>Applebees
>>14564675
No she wouldn't, see >>14559666, the Demon explained it well.
I'd take her to Yoshinoya on a 150-yen-off day.
>>14564792
That's pathetic. As if you weren't ugly enough already as well.
>>14564753
Chihaya is a bottom of the barrel type of girl though. She doesn't have many redeeming qualities, therefore she would enjoy going to Applebees with a dude who only makes $20/hr
>>14565233
I posted her picture on /fit/ and all the Alphas said that they would fight over the privilege of cumming inside her. So no, she's not "bottom of the barrel".
>>14565233
$20 is a lot you nasty elitist. i bet you're a fancy programmer or something.
>>14565451
Fucking this, holy shit.
I could make a nice and comfortable living working only 10 hours A WEEK if I was paid 20$ per hour.
>>14565451
>>14565483
Chances are that if he's doesn't understand the value of money he's a mommy's basement boy.
>>14533379
I would propose immediately to a girl who invokes the same feelings that this picture of Chihaya does. She's THAT cute!
>>14565562
Even if she was pregnant with another man's child?
>>14565573
That only makes it better. Especially if it's a black gaijin!
I would steal Chihaya's first kiss!
>>14552745
here
>>14554321
But I think you are projecting into what was a joke.
If you are unable to tell when someone is being "nice", you are an autist.
>>14565580
The baby is actually mine. I fucked Chihaya senseless while she screamed at me to give her a strong white baby.
>>14559666
>Fun fact: the type of Japanese girl that dates white gaijin is the same type of American white woman who dates blacks - almost always the bottom of the barrel / most unattractive women.
Source: faggot who has never set foot in Japan.
Stay mad.
>>14565874
Looks more like you're a mad weaboo neckbeard basement dweller thinking he will find a "hot Japanese gf" if he goes to Japan.
>>14565541
What's wrong with living with your mom?
>>14566014
apparently americans still fall for the "parents are lame and embarrassing" teen phase and never grow up
>>14565933
>autistic buzzwords
>>14566094
>/jp/
>>14566047
Not him.
But more likely and correctly so it is seen as a sign of your own independence and being a fully functioning human.
>>14566174
I don't like this meme
>>14566216
Well deal with it nerd.
We live in a meme reality.
>>14566174
strangely enough only americans do this though
you're literally a meme
You can't go on a cute date if your date isn't cute and Chihaya is NOT CUTE
>>14566269
I am not a yank! So stop addressing me as so!
![[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_12_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[BB1AF239].mkv_snapshot_20.58_[2015.01.07_10.36.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/GJjYPK7.jpg "[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_12_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[BB1AF239].mkv_snapshot_20.58_[2015.01.07_10.36.00].png")
guess whos upset about seeing miki
>>14566311
Amimami, obs. Look at those eyes.
>>14566311
By the way, can anyone tell me what's wrong with Miki in the series?
I mean I masturbated to Idolmasters for like 10 hours if I add up all the fap time together and I know nothing about them.
Why did Miki at one point in the series became "awakened"?
wait, is this chihaya thing a woman? i thought it was as cicada all this time. it's not even summer?!
>>14534269
reminder that Iori is iori, not Lori. DON'T FALL FOR THE DECEPTION YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYTHING WITH LORI.
RIP bang bang thread.
>>14566726
Oh man, that thread was my favorite...
>>14566613
Thank you for the heads up, senpai. I will keep your warning in mind.
"one day my breasts shall soar"
- Chihaya, 2016
I want to teach Chihaya's mom how to love again. Would Chihaya accept a much younger man as her stepfather?
what does chihayas butt feel like
>>14566476
It's from one of the games. It's not part of the main continuity.
http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Miki_Hoshii#Regarding_Awakened_Miki
>>14559790
This theory fails when you realize that most handsome worldwide polls are topped by westerns males.
>>14566878
source?
>>14566878
Finding members of your own race the most attractive isn't abnormal.
who takes more semen up the butt, Iori or Rika?
>>14533379
In her own country she is in a far-off land.
Chihaya is strong but has no force or power.
She wins all yet remains a loser
At break of day she says goodnight
When she lies down she has a great fear of falling.
If I bought a used $3000 Mazda Miata off of craigslist and picked up Chihaya in it would she be impressed?
Girls like guys with flashy convertibles right?
>>14567020
See above, Chihaya would never EVER be impressed by a filthy white/black gaijin scum.
Only a outgoing Japanese male has a chance, so maybe you'd have a chance if you're Asian and a good liar.
>>14566992
>Iori
Depends on how much energy I have that day.
>>14567121
Horrible girl.
>>14567230
glorious butt
>>14566174
>it is seen as a sign of your own independence
Apparently so is being in debt.
dude, check this out
>>14568940
there's a skeleton inside chihaya about to break free!
>>14568940
Chihaya is a real combat bro
>>14568940
get a load 'a this, dude!
>>14569066
Whoa!
>>14569066
I can pee in butt?
>>14569066
This is a BLUE board.
>>14569687
You can't post butts on a blue board?
>>14569717
No, you can't post ugly girls on a blue board, silly.
>>14569687
>>14569717
>>14569733
If we can't post tits and butts on a blue board, post them on this board, instead. She would appreciate it.
>>14569779
That's so funny you made Chihaya cry!
I swear I will watch the Idolmaster anime one day.
One day.
>>14569906
Please don't. It's just a meme festival.
I would beat Chihaya senseless and take her money.
>>14570080
Wow, who are these sexy ladies?
>>14569906
Me too man.
Me too.
I really should, I mean I masturbated to them so many times and yet I haven't seen a single minute of the anime!
>>14570080
Well, I'm not going to play any of the games so I might as well, right?
![[Doki] The iDOLM@STER - 02 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [F3466636].mkv_snapshot_12.33_[2011.07.15_10.55.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8zBUSnl.jpg "[Doki] The iDOLM@STER - 02 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [F3466636].mkv_snapshot_12.33_[2011.07.15_10.55.10].jpg")
>>14570311
It's not really going to give you a good idea of the games or of their personalities, since they're really exaggerated, but if you just want to experience the characters, then go ahead and watch it.
Even then, it's still a little boring.
This image is still the best part of it though.
>>14570462
I'm sure there's a shop with yogurt spilling over from her mouth somewhere.
>>14570468
No, but we do have this.
>>14570462
>>14570669
This is not Chihaya. Don't post this slut in this thread please!
I want to be the white gaijin bull that Chihaya dates out of desperation because she can't get a Japanese guy and go on a date to the conveyor belt sushi restaurant and eat sushi with corn and mayonnaise to embarrass her!!!
Did she ever take responsibility for shooting you in the heart?
>>14572842
I don't know what you're talking about, you have no evidence that ever happened.
>>14533379
chihaya looks really cute in picutre
Page 9? I thought this was the bang-bang Chihaya successor.
>>14566311
Why would Haruka be okay with seeing Miki?
>>14582105
Slutbutt.
>>14566311
That's a photoshop.
Maguro sex.
>>14589089
At this rate she will have to date a dirty gajin
>>14589191
i found 7
>>14589089
Futons seem so comfy. I bet she feels good, despite being a board.
>>14589191
Why is Chihaya so stacked there?
>>14589227
Padded bra.
>>14589111
Nah, she's still way too attractive. Like she literally has so many guys desiring her that she can easily pick only the α's.
We wouldn't have a chance with her even if we weren't dirty gaijins.
>>14589191
1) Girl on the left has beautiful white skin and most likely pink nipples too. <-> Chihaya has yellow skin, which is unattractive in Japan, and brown nipples like most Japanese women.
[+2]
2) Girl on the left has different and much prettier eyes than Chiyaha (eye shape and eye color).
[+2]
3) They're wearing totally different clothes.
[+1 just so you don't accuse me of being lazy, although it should count for like +5 alone]
4) Chihaya has a pointy chin to impale your eyes with.
[+1]
5) Girl on the left has cute small hands (and is cute overall, much unlike Chihaya) while Chihaya has big, long skeleton hands.
[+1]
That's easy seven (or more) differences!
>>14533405
I am a Fuck and I'm pretty cute I think. Gregory Fuck.
Do you think that Chihaya would make a good wife? If she's ugly and flat chested, would she at least learn how to cook for me and clean the room and be a proper Japanese housewife?
Is she a woman who knows her place?
>>14592105
Yes so long as you beat her daily to reminder how lucky she is for having you.
>>14592175
Man, the thought of an abusive black gaijin beating Chihaya... it's disgusting yet also something I wanna see drawn.
>>14592175
That's how you treat a girl like Chii-chan.
>>14592248
She would be very popular here!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerians_in_Japan
>>14593284
Man that poor woman who married and gave birth to Bobby's kids... bet she regrets it.
>>14593296
The soulless eyes say it all!
>>14593404
that disgusted mouth when posing with your own children
>>14593404
>>14593414
>>14593424
Yep, she's got it all except the nose.
>>14593284
What a bullshit figure,
Its way more than 5000
>>14592105
She would never be a good housewife.
She's a slut.
She can't cook.
She can't clean.
She can't raise children.
She has absolutely no redeeming qualities.
Well I just got back from a date with Chihaya. It was awful.
She stared at the ground about 90% of the time. I'm seriously afraid she will get hit by a car crossing the street some day. I asked where she wanted to eat and she said no to everything, and suggested we “go for a walk”. We settled on some off brand burger joint we walked past, W Burger or something. Food was terrible. When I held the door open for her she got really mad, so when leaving I tried to see if she wanted to open the door herself and she just stood there.
We went to a music store afterword. Inside it wasn't too crowded, but whenever people were in a spot Chihaya wanted to browse, she stared at the floor quietly, doing that 4 arm thing she always does. A man asked if he was in her way and she didn't even acknowledge him. There was about a 20 minute period where my date completely disappeared. The store wasn't even that big so I don't know where she went. I just picked out Maaya Uchida's PENKI album and saw Chihaya had already bought something and was waiting on me. I asked her what she got and she said “some albums I wanted” (between now and when the date started she has said a total of 10 or 11 words to me)
We went back to her place and she literally just sat on the couch and listened to the cds she bought. She let me listen briefly to a classical album. I played on my phone for about an hour to cope with the boredom. She abruptly told me I had to leave because she had lessons. I walked to the door and she stood up and turned red but didn't say a word. And that was it.
>>14595416
^___^
>>14595416
No second date? I'd recommend for a second date. Sometimes girls like that are extremely shy and will take a few dates and for them to come out of their shell.
Internally, I'm sure she was beaming at being out with you but was too awkward to express it correctly. A lot what you describe can be attributed to extreme embarrassment.
Likely she panicked and ran away in the music store after the mix up with the polite man. Same again when you went to her place, she panicked and was unsure what to do.
Addendum: this was probably her first date! If you truly have feelings for her keep going!
>>14595416
Why are her eyes red? Did she smoke some marijuana before her photoshoot?
>>14595416
Horrible fanfiction.
>>14595416
Still better than any date I've been on.I've never been on a date before ;_;
>>14595979
No second one is planned and I'm dating a different idol next week. I'd be open to the idea of a second one though.
>>14595416
lovely fanfiction!
Really though, why is Chihaya the target of the "she's not actually super desirable and/or is accessible to us, human waste" meme?
As far as I know, she's one of the most popular idols in Japan alone.
At least for sure more desired than Takane, Haruka and that girl who looks like Haruka but has bigger breasts and lighter brown hair and Azusa.
Really, only Miki, Iori, Yayoi, Hibiki and Makoto are clearly above Chihaya.
>>14598834
Screw you, Yukiho is a good waifu. She just needs a little work and patience.
>>14598834
Chihaya is clearly the best out of all the ones you listed.
>>14599185
So white supremacists like flat chested Japanese women the most?
>>14594625
She's a career woman, anon. She wouldn't be a housewife.
>>14595416
Write about my date with Iori.
inb4anal
>>14599197
>white supremacists
I don't think caucasians are better than anyone else, because that would imply that anything 3DPD could be good.
Chihaya is just the best.
>>14596904
same, duder
Black gaijin here (Nigerian), what are my chances with a girl like Chihaya?
>>14595416
>I asked her what she got and she said “some albums I wanted”
Sounds like something I would say
Nondescriptive and a lack of desire to tell others about my tastes and interests
>>14600947
except you're not a cute singing idol girl like chihaya, you're just some nobody dudebro with a bit of anxiety
>>14600602
Absolutely zero, my black friend. Just like your IQ.
>>14552745
>I held a girl's hand
You better take responsibility.
>>14596947
Faggot
>>14545780
Rude.
>>14545780
Why would Miki like her considering that Chihaya hates and envies her and would probably kill her if she could get away with it?
>>14605418
Murder fetish
