What did the jaypee get for christmas?
cancer
>>14529724
Is that the latest kancolle expansion?
Nothing.
tears
underwear
>>14529717
Shoes. They were pretty cool.
Bluetooth headphones that dont work with my tv...
It's the thought that counts.
Also I cant say much. I had no idea what to get my sister, she said
>Jewelry, but nothing girly
So I wenbt to the jewellers, got some none girly jewllery and it turned out to be mens (If a guy wears bracelets, I am convinced he must be a fag).
I just cant win.
Steam gift cards, DnD 5th edition Players handbook
>>14532767
Please post pics.
I want to believe Americans actually have gift cards for fast food places.
A cockroach barged into my room. That's all.
Some candies that I already ate
Socks.
>>14532782
We do.
Its a pretty common present, actually, although a sit-down restaurant is preferred.
>>14529717
Odd posted something similar on another thread but it (the entire thread) got deleted.
Anyway me and the folks decided to stop gifting each other years ago so if this counts I used my Christmas bonus from work and bought myself a Leatherman Squirt multitool.
>>14532767
>>14532848
Chik-fil-a is THE SHIT! Too bad the quality of the food in the NYC one sucks ass. Everything's soggy and not crispy (both the chicken and fries) yet the lines are horrendous.
>>14532847
>>14532848
I dont know why I'm laughing.
Holy shit America is terrible, it's like you are all racing eachother to see who can die of a stroke first.
I mean shit, I'm British we are unhealthy as fuck. But it's only one day after Christmas and I am exercising to burn off junk food. I imagine America also eats a ton of shit over the holidays, nevermind fast food giftcards.
I hope the anon who got the gift also likes to exercie. That or make your peace with being fat, but I would advise agaisnt that. You should be fit and educated (I'n not great but I'm trying) be the man your waifu would want you to be. That or get NTR'd by the guy who became the man she wanted and deserved.
A whole bunch of nothing. It tasted good.
>>14532880
Just because there are fatty foods doesn't mean everyone gorges on them with reckless abandon. I personally try to balance out what I eat, and if I want something sinful I make room for it by not eating anything sugary or heavy prior to doing so.
Fuck this, it's turning into /fit/, back to the gifts!
>>14532894
You can be thin, that doesnt make it any less unhealthy.
My waifu.
Oh for God's sake I said BACK TO THE GIFTS!
>>14532909
Yes limey we got fatty foods and a good number of Americans are fat we get it big fucking news but not all of us are unhealthy slobs.
>>14532914
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, things will get better. Be strong.
I got Guilty Gear Xrd and pre-ordered Dragon's Dogma on Steam, this was a very merry Christmas.
>>14532840
Me too.
>>14532960
I think everyone gets atleast one pair for Christmas.
I appreciate it too, I always end up losing socks. Love getting free shower stuff too, helps save money.
I got $50 and a plastic candy cane full of hershey's kisses
>>14532940
nice!
$100 and a hard drive,
some steam games from some freinds
>>14534508
Hey I got that too. Except for the games part.
>>14529939
Enjoy your Worst Korean noodles, dude.
>>14534515
Fuck Korea is disgusting. I always thought they wer ejust overcomepnsating, being trapped between two more important countries with great cultures/history. But no I was wrong, Korea has a culture, it's just disgusting and behavior not even africans would be doing.
My most /jp/ gift was Green Tea seeds.
$50, 2 pairs of shorts, and a CD
>>14535514
Not enough people we're evidently harmed by eating fecal matter early in their history. All that other stuff you say about Korea having no culture; its right there in the image, they eat shit.
>>14532940
Poorfag-kun
Save your autismbux and get a Mauser instead of that slavshit garbage
>>14535817
SMLE
>>14529717
My best friend came over and she gave me this 'cause she knows I'm a huge Meiko fan. I'm really happy about it.
>>14535985
We're childhood friends who love otaku stuff
>>14534515
>>14535514
>>14535694
I am korean and what is this shit
>>14536022
Your heritage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ttongsul
It must suck being Korean. I imagine due to South Korea hating Japan, you are seen as an uncle tom as well as a weeb.
>>14536051
I generally side with korea politically since i have a love of japanese things and not japan necessarily. Enough koreans are into anime where its not an issue really.
That being said, although japanese culture has some shit to dig up, korean culture is not kind enough to be worth defending.
>>14536022
dinner
>>14529717
>Japanese word-a-day calendar
>Japanese culture calendar
>Shana mousepad
>Shana pillowcase (which I've already kissed a few times)
>Tokyo Ghoul hoodie
>Gift cards with which to buy merch
That's every /jp/ item.
A flannel shirt, it's like my mom WANTS me to be bullied!
I got threats that I'd be kicked out of the house soon.
>>14536243
How do you be so shameless?
I could never expose my powerlevel to my family.
Shit they havent asked me about my books on learning moon, but I am just hoping they ahvent noticed them
>>14536369
Not him, but fuck I think this will happen to me soon. Suprised it hasnt already, I think my mom is just really kind. Bt I cant find a job and have been a neet for some time now, with only temporary breaks betwween neetdom where I actually worked.
>>14536093
But Asians hate eachother so much they cant always tell their own cultures apart, and end up ruining their own stuff. Atleast Chinese do.
Asian relations are depressing as fuck, countries with interesting culture and history and at the very least, Korea, CHina and Japan have completely fucked it up. Either by becoming westernized as fuck, or by becoming a shithole in every way you can because of communism.
>>14536405
No asian country has ever been communist.
And yeah, I wish the CJKV would work together on achieving new east asian culture again and restoring the usage of han characters.
>>14536212
>excuse
What?
>>14536524
>No asian country has ever been communist.
Please dont start the "it's not real communism". Asia has had several communist countries, N Korea and China are still ruled by them. COmmunism killed the culture of Russia, now it's killing China.
Anyway, we are now off topic.
>>14536639
Please don't start the "I don't know politics"
Socialism and communism are mutually exclusive. If a country is socialist, it is never ever communist.
Those countries are socialist by definition.
>>14536631
I assume he is telling you to stop being a faggot like the MC of an anime.
Childhood friend never wins, you could have changed that, but no you're a faggot like all the anime characters who never pick the childhood friend.
A pair of socks, a shitload of sweets and 100 eurobucks. All in all I'm pretty happy.
Though I am a little butthurt this thread is still around when my blog threads get deleted very much instantly.
>>14536665
I have no romantic feelings for her and she has a boyfriend.
2 King Crimson albums, 2 Yotsubato volumes (4 and 5) and a pair of wing tip shoes. I also got a bunch of birthday stuff because my birthday falls on Christmas.
I've posted all this in a previous thread, but it got deleted.
>>14537520
>No, I was telling him to get the fuck out of /jp/.
>And that goes for you too, /a/ shitter.
Obvious troll is obvious, everyone just ignore this turdlet.
>>14532940
I bought myself an AR-15 A1 kit to assemble later on. Family got me some sausage and cheese so that's okay too, but it goes to show that the only one who really cares about me is me.
>>14536391
It's all about how you present yourself to each social circle.
Work:
Completely hide it, 50/50 on reveal or deny if asked.
Uni:
Subtlely show it off... anime WP on laptop, anime shirt, etc.
Family:
Completely weeb out! Do Japanese HW in front of them, watch anime fullscreen on laptop/TV, adorn basement & bedroom w/ anime posters & merch etc. And once I have enough money to stop being a cheap fuck: a glass case filled w/ shelves of figures complete w/ a throne for my favorite girl, and my 2nd & 3rd favorites at her left & right, respectively.
What shame?
>>14537686
>Did you come here from some anime forums? Serious question.
>Because it's pretty clear you're not from here, you stand out so much it's not even funny.
>And I don't think even /a/ has oblivious fucktards of your caliber.
>Either way, get the fuck out.
Hey what about this, shut the fuck up and deal with it you stupid "elitist fuck". And go eat a dick while you're at it too. No one cares what you think you small dick fuck.
>>14537845
M8 I only recently managed to convince my mother I wasnt gay because I never had a gf.
I dont think she would take an obsession with anime girls very well.
>>14537878
I don't follow.
>>14537899
Kek. My mom already seems to know that I'm madly in love w/ Shana. When she finds out I have no intention of marrying some 3D shrew, then she might have a problem.
My mom got me a rice cooker. It's probably one of the best surprises I've gotten in a long time.
For Christmas I translated this anthology for the girl I've liked for half a year, she rejected me and we're still friends. Feels bad man.
My mom gave me Project Mirai DX and baked me a match of Wu-Tang cookies.
>>14537950
*batch!
>>14537950
Hey i got Mirai DX from my mom as well! I did unlock all the songs on that day though. Do you like it so far, anon?
I bought myself disgaea for the ps3 and hyperdimension neptunia, along with Dragons Dogma
>>14537906
Hide your powerlever. If she's like mine she would stage an "intervention" and call a shrink. It's not even that I love 2d, it's just that I dont like 3d because relationships mean less time for myself. 2D is indeed cute as fuck, and helps you fap, but my main reason is wanting to keep my time and money for myself, and put effort into what makes me happy. Not bother with a shitty relationship where you need to pray the other person isnt feeling like a prick today.
>>14537950
>My mom gave me Project Mirai DX and baked me a match of Wu-Tang cookies.
Ha, nice!
>>14537974
That is just cruel. I don't get why gays/gender dysphorics can come out & be accepted if not honored, but otakusexuals/waifuists/any kind of MGTOW is deemed as "mentally ill" for revealing their true interests. I completely get where you're coming from on the 3D relationships part. You also need to pray the other person isn't cheating on you the whole time. What self-respecting man would fall into the death trap that is 21st century relationships/marriage?
Best of luck to you, anon.
>>14538246
>>14537974
>>14537974
>>14538246
I know it sounds like a miracle to some, but it is indeed possible to have a functioning relationship while investing time in your 2D hobby. In my case she isn't that interested in it and just respects that I buy/watch my "Japanese stuff".
The 2D part isn't really the problem, it's the people. But I agree that it is indeed very hard to find someone like that, not hopeless though. Good luck to all, stay true to yourself.
>>14529717
dindu get nuffin
I got an electric guitar jaypee!
It's really nice which makes me feel even worse about being a leech.
>>14536639
>>14536405
You shouldn't talk about these things since you clearly do not understand any of it. China is not practicing communism.
Where do I go talk about translated VNs I read in Japanese?
Both /vg/ and /jp/ told me to fuck off
>>14538403
I posted this in the wrong thread but I will leave it here anyway.
>>14538397
Can you even play?
$20 and a cute girl in a browser game.
Socks, a scarf, an AK magazine, and some money.
>>14538569
I have some cheap acoustic I got as a gift years ago that I've been playing on for the last couple or so to distract myself and since I never ask for anything I guess everybody just went all in on a guitar. I'm nothing special though by any means, not deserving of the amount they sunk into it for sure. It must've cost them a fortune.
I got a hand exerciser thing since my hands are turning to shit and becoming sore from typing or playing video games all day. It's more than I deserve.
>>14538338
There's a major difference between normalfaggotry that you describe and rejecting real life and immersing yourself into escapism like /jp/ or /a/.
If you don't understand that difference then I don't know how you ended up here.
A jpsie is not going to get a girlfriend. Ever. Most accept that fact and even begin to appreciate it.
>>14532782
>mfw i actually got a gift card to fucking mcdonalds
Jesus christ I thought it would never happen to me
To OP, only notable thing I got was EO2U.
>>14532782
Canadian here
I have a gift card for Tim Hortons
>>14538770
MEMES
>>14538770
>I got a hand exerciser thing since my hands are turning to shit and becoming sore from typing or playing video games all day.
Yeah I get tennis elbow from playing too much so I decided toliftand it fixed the problem.
i got beyerdynamic dt 770 and an o2 amp
pretty good haul
>>14529717
$10 chillis card and $20 nintendo eshop card
bought megaman BN5C
>>14538398
>It's not true communism
This is why communists keep killing people. China is the end result of communism, it's a system that leads to corruption and persecution. Holy shit, learn from history. Communism doesnt work, it just kills people.
>>14540048
By definition, if you're killing people, you don't have communism.
Communism and anarchism are identical, and if you're killing people, you don't have anarchism.
I got six presents. One was socks and other five are probably clothing so I'll hoard them till next X-mas.
I got three pairs of boxers and two hand towels. All time presents low.
>>14538932
Yeah I think I'm going to have to do that as well.
Wii-itis or whatever, although I don't actually have a Wii
Kitchenaid stand mixer, food dehydrator, Jack Daniels chocolate, a case knife, and a new claw hammer.
Fucking love my new hammer and knife
I got a teapot and some tea!
>>14529717
Socks, boxers and weights.
Coincidentally, I only mentioned briefly when alone with my dad that my old dumbell was busted, and he turned it into a gift idea. pretty neat
My mum hugged me
Best present in the past decade
I got $300. I'll probably just pay rent with it.
>>14536639
>Asia has had several communist countries, N Korea and China are still ruled by them.
It took me 30 seconds of looking up in Wikipedia to disprove your point.
>In political and social sciences, communism (from Latin communis – common, universal)[1][2] is a social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money,[3][4] and the state.[5][6]
>absence of social classes, money,[3][4] and the state.
>absence of [...] state
There can't be a "communist country" because in communism there's literally no nation-state. There's no country.
And North Korea isn't communist; the ruling ideology is Juche which is type of nationalistic monarchy, similar in many ways to fascism. China is capitalist, if it were communist it wouldn't be possible for them to trade with the US and the rest of the world since there aren't markets in communism in the first place.
This only takes a few minutes in Wikipedia, it's not hard.
>>14549219
This is why I hate communists.
>>14541087
tfw you'll never live with a qt comrade in a rural anarchocommunist commune
A tablet. Now I can shitpost from Mcdonalds!
my sister picked the nippongo learning kit for me
ive started using it, it feels like a big commitment
>>14550426
enjoy giving up after a week
rosetta stone is shit
>>14550439
damnit, shes gonna be dissappointed
>>14550447
Rosetta Stone is absolutely infamous.
At least you own a physical meme.
>>14549736
Why live in a commune when the whole world can be anarchocommunist?
>>14545678
I got a hug too. I got my mum a £20 Kindle gift card and she seemed really happy and hugged me before she even knew what it was.
I got an umaru kigurumi and a voice recorder so I can fix my JP pronunciation to sound more native
I haven't had physical affection in years. The last time was an extremely awkward hug with my cousin.
>>14550439
What should you use then?
>>14550823
He could try complimenting it with a book I guess. I bought it for a much easier language years ago and even then I occasionally had no idea what the fuck was going on. RS relies on you simply figuring out what they're trying to teach you on your own through repetition, with no real explanation. You'll learn their pattern well enough to pass and learn how it's said, but for some shit you simply will never get exactly what it is they're trying to tell you.
I just wish I had friends for Christmas
my wife just hit me again
>>14535929
Obligatiory; did you Fug?
>>14537845
Work; show it off as much as possible to impress sempai and shacho without looking like I'm slacking
Home 50.50 acknowledge the sfw stuff but deny connection with pen coz I'll get Asked if I'm one of them Furrys like In the news.
Uni. Porn WP. Introduce Anime fans into 2hu. Ignore casuals. In the end it's the same as home just alone more so now freedom
A beating from my sister.
>>14550823
anki decks, tae kim, genki coursebooks - start by reading and listening to children's books and folktales
>>14538246
It's basically a sexual but with masturbation. How would YOU react if someone told you that was them
>>14550426
Why does the jp kit have pictures of niggers on it
>>14538246
> I don't get why gays/gender dysphorics can come out & be accepted if not honored,
That depends on who your family is....
I left my country partially to not have to deal with family anymore
>>14551051
Is she cute?
