'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.
But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.
She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.
Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.
She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.
"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.
For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.
The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four
ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll
It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...
"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".
They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.
"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".
Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"
Merry Christmas Flan.
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>>14528267
So is this the story of how flan got in the naughty list forever?
nice
>>14528267
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>>14528257
I love you flan but come on.
>>14528435
Its not even that long.
>>14528435
ADHD seems really troublesome.
Thank you.
what a nice thread
Elixir and year is a fine stretch, but how does Four and Sure rhyme?
>>14528257
>>14528262
>>14528267
I love this so much I can forgive the fact that it came late as fuck.
Merry Christmas, /jp/
Merry Christmas, Flanfly
I love you all.
>>14529712
Those are usually called near rhymes or slant rhymes or inexact rhymes.
>>14528257
>>14528262
>>14528267
That was actually pretty good.
>>14528257
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>>14528267
This existing and still getting posted every year is why I can never fully hate Flan.
Merry Christmas
Gonna hug this flan...
Gonna EAT a flandonut!
>>14530729
Nothing has scarred me more severely since I've been on this board. This is literally the devil.
>>14530729
Please never post this again. If you do, at least spoil it so poor virgin /jp/ eyes can be protected.
>>14530981
Huh?
>>14528257
>>14528262
>>14528267
Thanks Flan
>>14530991
How is Kaguya ill?
>>14532056
The fact that she can't die from disease doesn't mean she can't get sick.
>>14532070
The Hourai Elixir prevents illness. This is explicitly stated. Kaguya cannot get sick.
>>14532070
She can heal in no time though.
Read the written works, Mokou even lived like a bum for a period since she couldn't really suffer anyway.
>>14532080
>>14532070
Source: Imperishable Night Extra Stage (Magic Team)
一度手をだしゃ、大人になれぬ。
二度手をだしゃ、病苦も忘れる。
>>14532088
I hoep you dont expect people to have played the games. We need a poll to discover the true ratio of secondaries in the fanbase.
