This is a cute totally not suspicious horned hermit thread. Absolutely no onis allowed.
>>14526382
I can literally see your horns.
They're right there on your chest.
You're not even being subtle about it Kasen.
>>14526416
Don't be lewd. Those are merely perfectly healthy bosoms of respectable size.
>>14526459
I have a horn of respectable size right here
I would trade my life for receiving a vigorous paizuri from Kasen.
>>14526382
This wild and horny hermit makes my dick explode with her deliciously voluptuous body and pretty face. I wish to impregnate her.
>>14526731
Best wife, best mother.
Kasen's dumb if she thinks she's fooling anyone in that getup!
>>14527862
But it IS working. Suika saw through it, Komachi did, maybe Miko...that's it? Reimu with her all-mighty intuition doesn't suspect a thing. Kasen is a master of disguise, somehow.
>>14527874
She just pretends she doesn't know.
>>14527880
Reimu doesn't seem the type for that. Especially WaHH Reimu.
Kasen invited me for a drink and this happened. I cannot feel my legs anymore.Wat do.
>>14528264
You drank with a doppelganger.
>>14528270
That must be it. Kasen's pure and cute.
>>14528273
Yeah, exactly. Even if she was some kind of monster, she wouldn't look like that.
what does kasen's ass smell like
Kasen is greedy! Greedy!
>>14528422
She's not greedy. She just likes things stuffed in her mouth.
>>14528427
>She just likes things stuffed in her mouth.
Well now...
What about wicked hermits? Are they okay?
>>14528264
jesus... That's some nightmare fuel I didn't need this morning.
>>14528728
No, they're lewd and wicked
>>14528879
Which gives me a boner and is thus completely ok
>>14528264
I have like eight boners right now.
Something doesn't seem right.
Kasen is for lewd.
>>14529734
Lewd Kasen is only remotely acceptable if she's clearly upset about it.
>>14529753
I love thick hermits
>>14529793
She's not thick, she's fit.
>>14529797
>>14528264
I love these kind of fallen to evil pics. Makes me wonder just how easily corrupted the people in Gensokyo truly are.
>>14529870
They're terrible. You might as well take a picture of her corpse.
Guys I think Kasen might be an oni.
>>14530314
I've had quite enough of your rumor mongering, /jp/. It's not funny anymore.
>>14529857
Roast this turkey.
Roughly grope her meaty body all over as she tells you to stop and tries to squirm away. Sink your fingers in that meat. Knead her breasts in a rough and lewd manner.
Salt this slug.
>>14529870
I think the picture is suppose to imply that's more her true form, even though Ibaraki-douji is nothing like that
How do you think the inevitable reveal is going to go down? A "We always knew" deal, or actual surprise and consequences?
>>14530582
It'll never actually be revealed, at least not to Reimu and Co.
Please do not lewd the best 2hu.
Thank you very much.
>>14530585
I don't know man, it feels like ZUN is actually building up to something this time
I really hope ZUN makes Suika the boss of the devas like in the original myth, it would just be too funny
>>14530582
Given that everybody already knows, I think the bigger question is if she's ever going to get her arm back.
>>14530765
You're asking a lot here. But I'll try.
>>14527874
>Reimu with her all-mighty intuition doesn't suspect a thing.
Or she could just really not care.
>>14529870
>Makes me wonder just how easily corrupted the people in Gensokyo truly are.
Well, Youkai are canonically weak to mental attacks and possession.
>>14531439
>>14531451
It's her sound of slapping her non existent tits.
>>14531431
WaHH Reimu not caring about a youkai hanging out with her so often? Yeah, right.
And please don't do things to Kasen's brain.
>>14531451
Source?
>>14530582
Reveal of what?
Are you implying Kasen is hiding something from Reimu and co?
>>14532117
Yes. Kasen is actually a Lunarian.
Source: my dad works for Touhou
The WaHH twist is that Kasen is actually a sexual bombshell trying to pass for a hermit.
>>14532468
That pics makes me want to impregnate Kasen EVEN MORE SO.
So /jp/ who IS the fourth deva?
Is it really IIhiko?
>>14532593
ZUN probably forgot about there being a fourth deva
>>14531431
I hope Y A S S Y makes another animated Kasen work. Its the best shit I have ever seen.
>>14532593
The 4th deva is that swordsman who wanted to kill Reimu in the pc98 tales
>>14532979
He needs to include anal and group action this time
>>14533015
>>14533018
You fucked up twice, want to try again?
>>14532593
>>14532873
>>14532985
Just a speculation, not as "obvious" asthe deliciously sexy Ibaraki Kasen
>>14533019
Got nothing better to do I see.
>>14533025
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Devas_of_the_Mountain
I want to make healthy pure-human children with Kasen!
>>14532979
If he makes another one of those, it needs to be non-con.
>>14533099
Indeed
>>14528264
I want Kasen to suck the life essence out of my through my penis!!!
Speaking of totally human honest guys hermits, anyone know when we're getting more of WaHH?
Latest I've seen is end of volume 5.
Why does Kasen have so much lewd of her
>>14533342
Wouldn't you want there to be this much lewd of you, if you had such a perverse body?
>>14533342
The amount of lewd a 2hu has is directly proportional to their power and inversely proportional to their stoicism in the fanbase.
>>14533342
Japanese fanartists like lewding non lewd characters.
>>14533342
She deserves it for having such a lewd body
She appears too pure, thus must surely be incredibly lewd when not in public.
>>14534422
Kasen had a pretty bad Christmas.
>>14533352
What is she planning there
>>14537322
Every time I see this, I think how much better it would be if she moves her hand up to cover that horn at the end.
if onis cant lie and if i ask kasen if shes oni what will she say
>>14537335
Oni can lie, they're just awful at it.
why is she so ashamed of her oni heritage anyway
being human sucks
I'd take being an oni anyday
>>14540665
That she is hiding it doesn't necessarily mean she is ashamed. Her motivation remains a mystery.
>>14530765
>>14538861
>Cheongsam Kasen
Be still, my heart!
I want to impregnate Kasen against her will.
>>14542246
Wouldn't she be berating you during the sex?
>>14542246
s-sauce??.......please
What WAS the goal of all youkai?
>>14551268
Well depending on which shitty translation is correct, it's either eventually reintegrate with outside world again or something about treating the human village like cattle??
>>14546083
That's my fetish though. I'd love it if she did, even if if was over irrelevant things.
>>14551297
>treating the human village like cattle
Sounds like an extreme exaggeration.
>>14551268
Survive. They moved to Gensokyo due to the outside world replacibg myth with science. Gensokyo IS a "zoo"--but it's one for Youkai, not humans.
>>14554652
I prefer to call it a nature reserve. Zoo's are for entertaining the public.
This makes me think of how silly Mamizou's statement is about youkai being the superior race. Humans are not the ones being forced to live in a glorified nature reserve.
>>14555305
Missed a prime opportunity to make that shackle a set of handcuffs.
>>14555305
Well, it's true in a way. Youkai need to be superior or they won't survive at all, they need fear and respect to keep trucking.
When they stopped being superior in the outside world, they created Gensokyo to be big fish in a small pond.
Is there a translation for this?
>>14555471
Well I suppose if you look at it as a zoo the Youkai set up for themselves, then yeah.
>>14555471
>Youkai need to be superior or they won't survive at all, they need fear and respect to keep trucking.
That's not like that, really. They just need to find themselves some steady power source. Take Nue, for example, she pretty much adapted to the superstitions of modern humans, turning herself from chimera-like creature to alien and feeding from some of them urban legends as well(her spellcards in Double Spoiler). Mamizou also feels great in modern world since japs apparently still keep believing in magic beaver of prosperity. Every youkai can survive outside of Gensokyo, they just gotta adapt, dude
>>14556342
This makes much more sense.
There seems to be a lot of generalization going on, like the idea that all youkai eat humans or all youkai need fear. There is far too great a variety of youkai for such sweeping generalizations.
>Mamizou also feels great in modern world since japs apparently still keep believing in magic beaver of prosperity.
Haha, this is actually what she said?
>>14561195
God, Seiga is such a shitbag.
>>14561677
And yet she gets shipped with Kasen merely because they're both hermits.
>>14566829
Meant to quote: >>14561288
>>14566829
and because their colors complement each other
>>14566865
>>14566829
I wouldn't call that a pairing. It's mostly Seiga doing shit to Kasen and Kasen getting upset. Love is not in the air.
>>14561195
Some of this artist's stuff is actually really cute.
>>14579863
And some of them are out cruel, like that one. He's been leaning more that way lately.
Would you be this man, /jp/? Be honest.
>>14580392
No, I'd be the man the borrows her used panties, peeks at her in the bath, and eventually, sneaks into her room at night to secretly touch her and jerk off!
>>14580392
No!
I want to have begrudgingly consensual sex with Kasen!
Not Rape!
>>14528264
>>14580756
But, but...training!
>>14580756
Burning Kasen's fat off with hours of hot, sweaty sex!
>>14555305
This doesn't seem like it's entirely correct, yet it isn't entirely wrong.
Wasn't there some deal with Yukari and the sages or some weird shit like that? Something about youkai being sealed because they were too dangerous or something?
>>14551975
Aren't the humans in the village only really kept around because the youkai are literally surviving off of their fear, ignorance, and superstition
Like how Akyuu thinks that yamabiko are going extinct now that people are figuring out what an fucking echo is and that there's not some mysterious creature yelling back at them
>>14593743
I could watch her sleep for hours.
>>14580392
I would slip in while she's sleeping and fuck her tits.
>>14526702
same here. She has to wear a bra during it though.
>>14594034
Humans are the scariest!
They even want to fuck and impregnate youkai!
>>14608683
Hermits, too.
Not all humans are scary perverts, though. They're in fact the minority.
>>14580686
>begrudgingly consensual sex
That's the best, full on rape is no fun and slut Kasen is too out of character.
>>14533032
>using the shitty wiki.
>>14608953
Human lies!
>>14610012
Finally, some sense! Besides the "rape's no fun" bit, but still.
>>14580392
Yeah.
>>14611011
Some rape is good, but not too hard!
>>14611100
Agreed, probably.
>>14616026
I want to creampie Kasen so bad, so bad.
I want the first time I cum insider her to be the load that impregnates her.
I would calculate her most fertile day.
I would save up a week-worth of cum.
I would plot to get her drunk and vulnerable.
I would have sweaty, passionate sex with her.
Purposely, I would leave the deepest penetration positions towards the end.
When I'm about to cum, I would then prepare her, penetrate her balls deep and with the tip of my dick firmly pressed against the mouth of her womb I would cum violently, hot splashes slathering the inside of her babyroom. I would make her hold still until all my filthy seed finally drips inside of her.
>>14616739
I want to be Reimu and slurp your thick, stinky semen out of Kasen like it's the most delicious thing I've ever tasted.
>>14616739
Impregnating Kasen would probably be one of the greatest things any man would hope to achieve.
To feel her thick, meaty body slap against your pelvis and you thrust in and out of her
To hear her lewd moans as you pierce her deepest parts.
To shoot a thick, sticky, hot load of fertile human sperm inside her accepting womb, and slowly pulling out to make sure nothing spills.
To embrace the satisfaction of creating the perfect race of human-oni hybrids.
>>14616739
>I would plot to get her drunk and vulnerable.
And this is where you plan falls apart.
>>14616739
>penetrate her balls deep and with the tip of my dick firmly pressed against the mouth of her womb
That is not how vaginas work. What you're describing only happens in H manga because the authors have no idea about vaginal anatomy (though few people do) and just copy off each other.
>>14617955
Or because it's hotter than what actually happens.
>>14618039
Are you sure though? I haven't seen a single H manga that accurately depicts it, and in general breaking realism for no good reason takes me out of the experience a little.
Even if what's generally happening is fantasy tier with orcs or tentacles or whatever, if the actions and anatomy are themselves realistic it makes my self insertion that much better.
>>14617955
I was sure depending on the position you would either press against the bottom pocket of the vagina or press against the womb, and that doing the latter would cause discomfort to the girl.
>>14618865
The pocket or tent is where a dick goes every time. It's very rare for the cervix to be very far in even when aroused, but people tend to think it's right at the end no matter what. There are a lot of different causes of discomfort during sex, and a lot of them are often mistakenly called "hitting my cervix" by the girl.
You'd need a really bendy tentacle dick to properly press against the cervix of an aroused woman. Unaroused it works fine though.
>>14618083
Pretty sure. Can't get much hotter than spewing sperm directly into her womb.
>>14619094
Then I'll slap Kasen around a few times as to scare the shit out of her, then as I cum press my glans against her scared, unaroused cervix.
