Santa Claus is coming to Japan.
>>14524917
Okinawan monkeys don't get presents from Santa-san!
>>14524917
Does the US Military still use NORAD to track Santa?
Regular GPS devices can't track that kind of speed.
Santa's sleigh qualifies for an intercontinental missile.
>Meanwhile at the NSA HQ of DOOM
Guys how do we make our global spying network in innocent and inauspicious.
I didn't get anything.