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What was in Shirou's real porn stash?
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What was in Shirou's real porn stash?
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Pictures of swords.
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capeshit
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Imoutos.
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Swords
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Archer already revealed his fetish in CCC, but the wording is still a bit sketchy on what he means exactly.
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>>14512927
It's heavily implied to be lolicon.
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>>14512927
Is this good? Looks like harem-ish trash.
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>>14512934
>>>/b/
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>>14512933
I thought it was implied to be big boobies and maybe glasses
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>>14512936
The player-insertion character's taste does not matter
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>>14512933
>>14512938
Illya is always best girl.
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>>14512940
Why do you hate tsunderes who have no character development?
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>owning porn when the entire female population of Fuyuki would fuck him in all kinds of depraved ways without hesitation
I just do not understand this fellow.
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>>14512942
Well he got most of his harem, sans Issei, post War
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>>14512933
What he's into seems to change per route and per girl.

Its almost as if, he's a teenager who's attracted to almost everything, even if he tries to play it off "Haaah, I'm still weak, I need to take a cold shower".
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>>14512942
different harems.
Besides, only one true girl, and that girl is illya.
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Real talk, though. Who stands the highest chance of winning the Shiroubowl in the Prismaverse (Ilya's side)?

I cautiously put my bets on Sella.
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>>14512945
Taiga loves Kiritsugu
Karen loves Avenger
Bazett loves Kotomine/Lancer
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>>14512946
Ilya went the Miyu route in Prisma.
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>>14512945
Shiki's harem is still bigger.
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>>14512942
Too much hassle; you get into a relationship with one, and the others try to kill you or the new girl, or it somehow becomes a mess, and then you can't play with all of the girls at the same time anymore because they decided to accept your relationship with the new girl, so now you're just stuck with her.

As long as you play dense harem lead, you have girls all over your dick with no consequences, and they'll all keep going towards it as long as you don't show interest back.

If you decide to bang one, that's it, you're just with that one now, if you try to cheat the system then you're an asshole who gets a NICE BOAT.
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>>14512934
I mean, it's pure Nasuverse fan-wank.

And there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>14512947
Rin. She's the one who had a multi chapter story arc basically telling you she's gonna win.
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>>14512949
No, both her and miyu went the shirou route.
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>>14512952
>Nasuverse

So it's shit, right?
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>>14512947
Illya's side: Rin or Sakura. I hope Rin.
Miyu's side: it's gonna be Sakura once the Berserker possession card drama ends. She's the girl who made him smile when he had lost everything and he even looked flustered trying to invite her to stop by whenever she wanted but muh war drama geared its head.

Usually dislike Sakura (except ccc one) but Miyuverse Sakura/Shirou stuff was cute and actually heartwrenching. Miyu affection isn't romantic she literally wished herself to be blood related sister.

So I bet Illya Shirou gets with Rin. And Miyu Shirou gets with Sakura.
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>>14512955
I don't think you understand.

It's got the Rin-Shirou sex scene, but in this version, she likes it, and then she makes him finish inside because she wants to mother his children.
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>>14512947
Issei
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>>14512953
This is what I bet too.
Shirou (Illya): Rin.
Shirou (Miyu): Sakura.

Luvia BTFO.
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>>14512947
ILLYA HAS ALREADY WON.
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>>14512956
It's probably this. Hiroyama isn't going to write an actual lolicon pair up with Shirou. If Nasu doesn't, he's not gonna tread that ground.

Saber's not even in the manga, so that's a non-factor, but there are two Shirous, so it comes to reason that to make things fair, the two other heroines each get one.
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>>14512957
Sounds hilariously terrible.
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>>14512947
Ilya side = Ilya's friend's sister, Issei, or Rin. Going by the extra chapter, maybe Rin. Although Ilya's friend's sister also got an extra chapter, and all of the other harem canidates have been out of town for awhile. They might come back and they're already dating.

Miyu side = Sakura mostly, since she's the only one with real build up there. We all know Shirou cares about Miyu most, but he's not dating his sister at all, and she also just loves him like a brother as far as I recall.

>But Sakura's evil bitch, she shouldn't...

Don't pretend like you know what happened there, especially when we have enough evidence to say this isn't the case, just because you still hate her from F/SN. Her crying in the latest chapter, and Julian controlling her mind a few chapters back, already shows that its not what it seems at least. Wait until the facts come in for now, but it seems like she's being controlled at least somehow? I don't know, but I think its one of those situations where they'll have to save her and she joins their side, just like literally everyone else in this manga. Everyone, including Julian, will turn out to not be as evil as you think, because blah blah friendship and "I was really doing it for my sister, that's why I mind-fucked your kouhai and sent her to kill you".

They've already foreshadowed this shit heavily, even Angelica wasn't really evil since she was trying to save the world the entire time, so she's basically on their side now.

Only one left out of getting her own Shirou at this rate, is Luvia.
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>>14512963
NOOOOOO I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ILLYA WON'T WIN THE SHIROUBOWL.
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>>14512963
Pretty much. Besides, it's to make a nod to UBW (which Illyaverse has some shades of) and HF (which Miyuverse has some shades of). He already developed Rin as love interest in a special for Illya Shirou and he set up Sakura as the Girl for Miyu Shirou. He even showed actual attraction to her while he ignored every girl in his house.

Because Sakura, Julian and Miyu were his world. He's going to get them back somehow. First Sakura and then Julian when he quits being edgy.
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>>14512965
Damn nigga, I don't think anyone said what you quoted. No need to get antsy.
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>ex search 'tohsaka rin' + 'prostitution'
>24 results
>ex search 'luvia' + 'prostitution'
>0 results
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>>14512965
It's obvious the ME of the Berserker card somehow affected it and she can't turned it off. She was devastated to fight Shirou, shaking and crying, so something happened.

I think Shirou's gonna get his sister, his kohai and his bff back.
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>>14512965
>loses not-father
>loses not-sister
>loses not-best friend
>even loses qt not-gf
Why must Miyuverse Shirou suffer so?
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>>14512965
>Although Ilya's friend's sister also got an extra chapter, and all of the other harem canidates have been out of town for awhile. They might come back and they're already dating.

Also since I probably have to point this out, I'm probably joking.

But seriously that bitch knows how to aim for the D with precision. If there's no buffers in the way, then she'll probably invite Shirou over to "Study", and "Oh no my clothes fell off, and I have a disease where I need you to jam your pOnOs into my hole down here. Can't you help me Emiya-kun", and somehow he'll fall for it.

Even with just that one extra chapter we saw of her, she already had him wiping her down while she was half naked.

>>14512968
I'm just saying shit at this point, although I do usually see "She should just die already" in Prism threads an odd amount.

It seems odd, so that's why I included that point.
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>>14512969
Because nobody luvs Luvia.
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>>14512968
Not that anon, but some trolls were trying to instigate using that argument.
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>>14512970
Clearly he just needs to fuck Julain.
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Who cares who a minor character ends up with?
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>>14512971
He will get Sakura and Julian back. Believe in Illya.
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>>14512971
The author probably intended it.
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>>14512976
Ilya ends up with Miyu, confirmed.
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>>14512976
You been reading Prisma? Shirou ain't a minor character anymore.
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>>14512969
You should've added the word "dogs" to your search. Humans aren't into Luvia.
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>>14512979
where was this confirmed?
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>>14512980
Ilya Shirou is irrelevant.
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For Archerverse Shirou the one who wins is Ciel.
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>all those faggot thinking the wormslut is going to win
You're tears going to be delicious when Rin win two Sheros.
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>>14512984
Why would a Tsukihime character be important in a Fate spin off?
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>implying Takeuchi will ever allow anyone but Saber to win
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>>14512947
It'll be Rin and Sakura because of the UBW and HF ufotable adaptations.

That's why the mangaka built up both with real romantic scenes and flags where Shirou (of their respective universes) talk to them of serious matters rather than fanservice fluff like falling on boobs or blushing because they are naked. Those are for laughs.
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>>14512984
They weren't a couple.
They probably fucked like once, to suppress Roa inside Ciel's ass. Then Archer got the shroud from her to prevent the World from fucking his own ass whenever he used UBW.
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>>14512947
Everyone knows Miyuverse Shirou will win the Shiroubowl.
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>>14512983
Nah, he represents the other side of Shirou.

Miyu Shirou is a amalgamation of all the cool badass parts of the character, while Ilya Shirou represents the SoL and comedy aspects of the character.

For the most part anyway. Some bits of both sides leak through in each other (Ilya Shirou did the high jump, for instance), but really they're two sides of the same coin.
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>>14512985
Miyu Shirou doesn't care for Rin.

>>14512984
Archer didn't end up with anyone, but loved Saber.
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>>14512986
Because Shirou's density is sufficient to steal girls from other harems.
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>>14512989
Hear that sound? It's the sound of a secondary.
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>>14512985
>You're tears going to be delicious when Rin win two Sheros
>Sheros
Luvia pls
Learn how to shitpost, you dumb finn.
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>>14512992
I don't think Miyu Shirou even knows Rin. Wasn't he asked about the Tohsakas, and he drew a blank?

She's probably in London or some place.
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>>14512990
>Shirou winning the Shiroubowl
FUCKING GENIUS
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>>14512964
I mean, it's not actually an alternate-timeline thing. They aren't doing it for the reasons they are in the original. It's just in the same room with the same sort of atmosphere behind it, so it feels similar.

They're just having sex to have it, in this case.

Rin wears pajamas. They're pretty cute.
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>>14512994
>It's the sound of a secondary
It's the sound of a newfag that doesn't get the joke.
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>>14512998
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>>14512999
>I was only pretending to be a secondary!
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>>14512996
I mean Rin from Illyaverse, she's just a houseguest he treats with courtesy like everyone else but doesn't look special to him. He has all those girls home and he doesn't even look flustered but when he tried to invite Sakura to stop again, he was flustered.

That shows the deeep loss he suffered.
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I kinda want to believe.
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>>14512979
is this true?
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>>14513001
>I was only pretending to be a newfag
How would a secondary even know about Ciel in the first place?
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>>14513004
Sella is rude. Not waifu material at all.
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>>14512944
That only happens in Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, and it makes sense for it to happen in HA.
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>>14513006
Type-Moon Wikia.
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>>14512992
It was confirmed that this universe doesn't entirely line up with Ilya's universe

Tohsaka, Edelfelt, Einzebern, all of them don't exist in this world-line. Shirou hasn't heard of any of them.

Zelretch gave the secrets of making a holy grail to three other families instead in this world-line. People can read a bit closer, shit isn't entirely parallel between these two world-lines.
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>>14513009
>Type-Moon Wikia.
kek.
Why would a secondary go to Ciel's page, or anything Tsukihime related even if he was reading the wikia?
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>>14513007
that would rule out most fate girls anon.
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>>14513012
Sella is extra rude though.
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Its all different

I said "Three other families", but of course I'm assuming Matou is still one of those families. It makes sense that Tohsaka family wouldn't move to Japan because they weren't involved in this, in this world-line, and therefore Rin wasn't born?

There are questions to it, but don't overthink it. Its standard world-line procedure; a lot of the pieces may line up similarly, even if the reasons for it are very different.
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I want to play with Luvia's drills.
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>>14513014
I'm pretty sure the Tohsakas are Japanese in the first place.
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>>14512997
>>14512990
Will one of them get genderswapped though, or will it be gay?
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>>14513014
The Tohsakas were Japanese. The ones who moved were Makiri-Matou.
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>>14513016
Yeah, maybe I was thinking of the Einzabern and Matou as being the ones who moved here, but the Tohsaka were already here.

Could have sworn they were British or something at first, but then I actually thought about it.
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>>14513010
Why is Ilya so shocked about Kiritsugu being Shirou's dad? That part lines up with her own universe.
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>>14513020
Also yeah, the Einzbern never entirely moved, although they did build a home away from home.
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>>14513015
i want to cum in luvia's hair, and then watch her cry because she has to cut it.
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Why must Miyuverse Shirou suffer so much?
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>>14513020
Part of the whole dynamic with Luvia and her is that Luvia thinks she's some bumpkin from a no-name island nation.

Never mind that that doesn't make any sense considering Japan is an economic superpower, but in the Nasuverse it's commonly referred to as some obscure country.
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>>14512955
It's shit.
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>>14513023
Her butler will turn you into a eunuch.
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>>14513025
From a Magus' point-of-view, it is. Japan is painfully behind the time when it comes to thaumaturgy. That's why we don't have any proper practitioners of Asian thaumaturgy. We have plenty of Asian Magi, but all their craft have their roots from other continents.
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>>14513025
You're thinking about it a bit backwards; Luvia lives within the magus society of Britian, rather than the technological society. The magus society of Britian is the leading part of the world in terms of magic, and Japan is considered some backwater place in this aspect, along with most other places.

Even America is considered backwater in terms of mage shit by Britain's standards in Nasuverse.

However thinking like that quite quickly bit Britain in the ass, when America decided to get into the magic arms race as well, and instantly proved itself more than capable.
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>>14513023
I want my dick to be a Mystic Code that consumes women, simply so that I can watch Luvia scream and struggle as my cock eats her alive, digests her flesh, and ejaculates her bones.
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>>14513017
Its literal selfcest so it ain't gay, just masturbating.
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>>14513029
Freedom Eagle edit when?
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America really doesn't fuck around when it comes to grail wars.

Its only one day into the war, and already you have Zelretch watching the entire thing very closely from overhead, and knowing that he's gotta get involved with this shit before it goes too far.

It promises to be the most chaotic war to date in some ways.
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Blam
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These cuffs can't hold me, I'll be on the streets again before the end of the day.
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>>14513035
Flat is still best girl.
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>>14513037
What about senile evil bitch-chan
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>>14513031
>Shitty wiki forgot to add quote
>T-that means it must be fanfiction!

Fate/complete material III: World material - FAQ with Nasu: Servants, p.133

>Q:アーチャー(衛宮士郎)は赤い外套(聖骸布)をいつ頃、どこで手に入れたのでしょうか?それとも桜ルートで巻かれた聖骸布が元なのでしょうか?
>A:20歳を過ぎてフリーランスの魔術師として活動し始めた頃、とあるカレー好きな聖職者に譲ってもらった......とかいうとロマンですね、そうですね。

>Q: When and where did Archer (Emiya Shirou) acquire his red overcoat (a holy shroud)?
>A: When he began working as a freelance magus in his twenties, he received it from a certain curry-loving member of the clergy... now that would make a nice story, it would.

Looks like you are the secondary that only reads the wiki, faggot.
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>>14513041
Why does this need to imply that they fucked?
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>>14513041
Completely went over your head. Your greentexting isn't helping your credibility, either.
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>>14513041
I've been staying out of this conversation, because its a bit foolish so far. Yeah Shirou and Ciel met, we know that, but the idea that they fucked or that it was a harem is the stupid part.

That's where the weird fanon comes into place

No its not proved by "Well she gave him a burial cloth, that has to mean something" like I've heard in the past. They give that shit out to even Karen, and the church kind of hated Karen. He probably got it in exchange for cooking for her once.

Although in CCC Archer does talk about how after he lost the girl from his original route he tried getting together with a lot of girls on the road or sleeping with them, but it always ended badly or they betrayed him. He compares himself to James Bond; except everyone he tried to fuck was accidentally an enemy agent, and she was using him, and he thought it was actually love and was heart broken, and it generally ended up terribly somehow I guess.

So more like an incompetent James Bond from the sound of things, who died, without really accomplishing shit.

Doesn't sound like Ciel would fall into this camp, so I doubt they fucked, but we do know he tried to do some shit while on the road.
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>>14513042
It doesn't.

>>14513043
>Completely went over your head

>I-it's not like I thought Ciel giving Archer the shroud was baseless fan speculation. This was just me pretending to be retarded haha got you!!! >>14513031
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>>14513045
Looks like someone needs to spell it out to you.

>to suppress Roa inside Ciel's ass.
>Roa
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>>14513044
>Actually fell in love, multiple times, and always got his heart broken each time

That's actually kind of depressing. At least in Last Episode, Fate Shirou would always remember that he shared a sincere love with Saber. Even if he forgot her bit by bit over time, he would never forget that they truly did love each other.
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>>14512960

Luvia wins Rin though.
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Unlimited Blade Works BD set II: Q: What was the Fifth Grail War that Heroic Spirit Emiya experienced in his lifetime like? Was the Archer summoned there also Emiya?
Nasu: It was a world where the conditions at the beginning of the war were mostly the same, but something was missing. Shirou summoned Saber and fought until the end, didn't save Saber's heart but understood her, and they destroyed the grail together and parted... that's the image I have.
Takeuchi: Ahh, so something like a Fate route Good End we didn't make in the game?!
Nasu: Yeah, probably. After that, it's believed he cooperates with Rin who survived, and heads to London.

This is the most recent info we have on Archer's past.
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>>14512981
i didnt come to /a/ to see some one get murdered
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>>14513048
>Luvia and Rin get married and have a little Homunculus baby
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>>14513049
>Fate route Good End
How is that a Good End? I don't understand. It's basically Fate route, except Shirou failed to save Saber's heart. Isn't it more like a Normal End instead of a Good end?
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>>14513051
Rin deserves better than a demon.
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>>14513052
That's probably what he meant, but it's Takeuchi, he likely doesn't give too much of a shit about specifics like that.
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>>14513046
>to suppress Roa inside Ciel's ass
How new are you?
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>>14513047
Pure waifus get a happy ending but sluts like Archer got an unhappy one.
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>>14513052
To Takeuchi: Saber is an unreachable star nobody should touch.

Shirou getting fucked over is good ending in his eyes.
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>>14513051
Don't be stupid, they have proper futanari sex the way it was intended using magic to grow a dick, rather than sterile tube homuncules babies or something like that.

The is the true fucking magic way, this is what Merlin would do, this is what Tamamo would do, you don't know better than either of them. This is some real wizard shit, "Dick growth spell" is the most classic spell in the world.

By the way their child looks like this.
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If all the routes of fsn were put into an average size book how many pages would it have?
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>>14513060
Too many
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>>14513060
FSN's word count in English is 820595, so factor that how you will.
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>>14512928
According to Majikoi, probably Onee-sans and Anal. That's apparently really degenerate.
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>>14513064
Ruby is just mad that she got locked in a box.
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>>14513003
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>>14513017
One will turn into a sword
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>>14513065
Ruby is just made that her sister is dead.
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>>14513066
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>>14513060
About five books of Harry Potter, so, a lot of.
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>>14513070
Which five books? If I recall right, those books get progressively longer with each installment.
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>>14513055
2/10
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>>14513071
First five.
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>>14513071

The Philosopher's Stone - 76,944
The Chamber of Secrets - 85,141
The Prisoner of Azkaban - 107,253
The Goblet of Fire - 190,637
The Order of the Phoenix - 257,045
The Half-Blood Prince - 168,923
The Deathly Hallows - Approximately 198,227

Prologue: 676 pages, 2313 lines and 26246 words.
Fate: 9530 pages, 28056 lines and 299080 words.
UBW: 7221 pages, 22154 lines and 219495 words.
HF: 9206 pages, 37508 lines and 275774 words.

You pretty much get there if you cut out Chamber and Azkaban.
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>>14513072
So, you finally realized it?
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>>14513074
No fucking way this is true.
Source for those numbers?
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>>14513076
FSN's numbers are from Mirror Moon's forums, so it should be pretty legit. I just googled the Harry Potter ones though, so feel free to dispute.
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>>14513075
Quit fishing for replies and take your shitposting somewhere else. This is a Fate thread.
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>>14512933
But of course. Wasn't that obvious? Illya is Archer's waifu. It makes sense Shirou is a lolicon.
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>>14513079
Archer being from some Ilya route has been thoroughly smashed at this point.
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>>14513078
Ok, glad to see you gave up.
I couldn't just let a newfag go around mistakenly calling people secondaries because he doesn't lurk enough.
My work here is done.
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>>14513080
>Archer being from some Ilya
Say that again?
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>>14513076
Nah, I just looked at my books and it should be about right.
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>>14513055
anon was referring to Shiki cutting Roa's dot of death thus making his appearance impossible in future stories.
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>>14512927

Femdom.

Rider looks into his deepest, darkest fantasies every single night. She knows exactly what he likes.

The one time she tries to seduce him, she starts doing the dominant onee-san routine.

The reason Shirou is terrified of the girls finding his porn stash is that if all of those strong, aggressive women knew he was into femdom, his life would be over.
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>>14512933
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>>14513084
Anon is an autist that can't tell jokes from serious discussion and needs to lurk more.
"Suppress Roa in my ass!" might be old, but is not obscure. Anyone who has been around for Arcade Bumstead, mollusks, sharks or "a cat is fine too" should also remember that one.
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SPOILER: THE DEAD APOSTLES ARE DEAD
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For some reason, I can totally imagine Shirou being into anal.
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>>14513088

They're just pining for the fjords.
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>>14513087
All Tsukihime memes were shitty and unfunny to start with.
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>>14512927

What would be in each of the other character's porn stashes?
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>>14513091
So? that doesn't take away your ability to spot them in a post.
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Prisma Ilya stopped being good after 2wei ended.
Drei has just been grimdark bullshit with almost no Ilya.
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>>14513092
>What would be in each of the other character's porn stashes?

>Saber
Interracial, domination, rule 63, role reversal.

>Rin
Gaijin lesbian porn, poorly hidden in a folder named "don't open! it's a virus" on her desktop.

>Sakura
Bestiality, incest, rape, snuff, vore and all kindes of fucked up shit. Also, VERY well hidden, some gentle vanilla amateur lovemaking vids featuring ginger teenage boys.

>Shirou
Femdom, pettite foreigners, rule 34 on swords.

>Illya
Incest, big muscle guys.

>Rider
Asian teens (both sexes), horsecock, rape.

>Caster
Portraits of Soichirou-sama.

>Luvia
Anything as long as it features blue-eyed, black-haired, 159cm tall asian women with B77 W57 H80 measurements, that also look good in red and have ZR.

>Taiga
Doesn't have a porn stash. In fact, she has never watched porn.
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>>14513016
>>14513018
Given that the Tohsaka were hidden Christians back in the day, they probably have some non-Japanese ancestry in there. To say nothing of the possibility that an Edelfelt married into the family after the Third War.

The bloodline almost certainly hails from Japan, but they aren't pure Japanese.
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>>14513094
idiot
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>>14513096
No need to research much to know that.
Rin's blue eyes are a dead giveaway that she's not a pure jap.
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>>14513095

>Taiga
>Doesn't have a porn stash. In fact, she has never watched porn.
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>>14513082
He was from a Fate route he couldn't heal Saber's heart.

Pretty fucking obvious in CCC too that he's hung up with Saber. So is in UBW when Shirou said he (Archer) loves Saber.
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>>14513095
>Anything as long as it features blue-eyed, black-haired, 159cm tall asian women with B77 W57 H80 measurements, that also look good in red and have ZR.
So... does she shoot her own porn?
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>>14513097
I can kinda see his point. It has kind of deviated a lot from what it originally was, to the degree where Hiroyama's literally stuck in random SoL side chapters to remind people that this was supposed to be light hearted.

Like, if I was big on loli, I'd probably be feeling pretty cheesed now that the protagonist for the past half there has been an adult-sized male.
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>>14513095
>Rin
>using any kind of computer
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>>14513102
half year*
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>>14513098
That's hardly a guarantee in anime. Akiha has blue eyes too, and the Tohno family has been inbreeding themselves for centuries. And I somehow doubt blue eyes are an Oni trait.

Even putting the canon Mixed-Blood aside, Fujino has RED eyes, and she's from a centuries-old Japanese lineage.
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>>14513103
She tried to use a tablet last April Fools.

Before you know it, she'll be operating NASA super computers.
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>>14513095
>Caster
>Portraits of Soichirou-sama.
And Saber bondage.
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>>14513103

So she still has old fashioned porn magazines?
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>>14513103
Did you miss last TM April Fool's?
She can use one, and she will think she's some kind of computer wiz until something backfires horribly and she finds out she's been doing everything wrong.
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>>14513107
>And Saber bondage
Fuck, how didn't I see that?
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Why do people think Shirou's into femdom when every sex scene of his has him domming the girls pretty hard?
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>>14513102
We were gonna have to know what was Miyuverse Shirou's history with Miyu was eventually and something like that can't be easily summed up. I'm just glad it's being knocked out now instead of later. Its also a good slow down point after the whole battle with Julian.
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>>14513111
I really only remember anything resembling that happening with Rin.
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>>14513111
Because of his wet dream in HF maybe?
He's also basically made to serve, he's bound to eventually find out he's into being a sub.
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>>14513098
>>14513096
Sakura's and Rin's grandmother is an Edelfelt.
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>>14513115
That's never been confirmed. Hinted at, sure, but never made explicit.
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>>14513114
He was pounding Dream-Rider doggie style though, right? That's not particularly submissive.
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>>14513117
Didn't Rin initiate in that scene? and didn't she ride him succubus style until he ejaculated all of his organs?
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>>14513095
>Bazette
Too poor to procure anything for porn, has to rely on her imagination
>Caren
Doesn't need one
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>>14513116
Not that guy, but it's pretty much all but confirmed. I'm sure if we ever get a 3rd War adaptation, and it's not written by Urobuchi, that we'll have a nice little subplot of oneo f the Edelfelts eloping with Grandpa Tohsaka.
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>>14513118
That's the famous Tohsaka's Anus scene. I'm like, 90% sure he was pounding her over a desk in the dream.
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Bazett has several thousand pages of smut fiction about being violently raped by Lancer.
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>>14513120
We probably never will, because now two very different Third Wars have been hinted at.
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>>14513123
Both Apocrypha and Strange Fake are obvious AU events that occurred when the third war went off the rails.

The Third War that happened in Fate/stay night's history was different from the ones mentioned in Strange Fake and Apocrypha.
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>>14513124
Strange Fake didn't actually go off the rails enough that it can't just be the same timeline as FSN.

Apocrypha, though, that's a totally different war from the get-go. Can't really say it went off the rails when it started on another track.
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Goodness.
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Mods sure are a strange bunch. Why of all Fate threads only that one was moved, I wonder?
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>>14513143
Probably because it opened with a VN screencap.
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>>14513143
Maybe cause it has a VN pic in the OP?
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>>14513143
Probably because it started with a screenshot of the VN and the mod didn't know any better.
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>>14513151
>and the mod didn't know any better.
I like how people say this whenever anybody bothers to enforce a rule that wasn't enforced before.
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Strange Fake is very weird, and it's hard to tell if it actually takes place in Nasu's multiverse at times. It might be similar to Prisma in that Nasu just lets Narita do whatever he wants, pre-established rules be damned.

It does seem like Nasu has at least chosen to adopt some parts of it as canon, though, such as Enkidu's design.
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why do casuals hype fate/zero so much?

it is mediocre compared to f/s night
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>>14513216
Netflix watching normies.
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>>14513216
Well, old FSN anime adaptation was a disaster, so when f/z adaptation came out they discovered the ''hidden gem'' i guess.
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>>14513216
>why do casuals hype fate/zero so much?

>Grab a popular story.
>Make all characters look like adults and talk a lot about seemingly deep stuff.
>Add guns, explosives, jets, motorcycles, wolverine claws, smoking, drinking, suffering, cheating, vampires, zombies, Ctulhu, ancient indian spaceships, a batcave, child murder, torture and rape.
>Season it with a metric fuckton of edginess
>Call it a masterpiece
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what is your favourite ost song and why is it new dawn?
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>>14513263
Sorrow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDMXVvHSnJ0

New Dawn is really nice too, and Fukusawa delivered with the 2015 arrangement.
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>>14513276
His arrangement of Deep Slumber was probably the best version yet in my opinion.
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>>14513263
That one from Zero that has the female choir, the one that's similar to Madoka's OST.
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>>14512947
White's going to get BLACKED.
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>>14512927
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>>14512939
That scene was just normal seduction. Rider was telling Shirou that she would let him do whatever he wants with her.
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>>14513188
Its not really so strange that it doesn't fit.

It also takes place a bit after the fifth war, and there are several references to everything happening.

If you want an explanation for it being strange; they based the ritual this time on the grail from the third Fuyuki war, after it was already corrupted.

Also a lot of other coincidences come into play, but ultimately a lot of those coincidences are given reason in other stories. Like Flat shows up in Waver's novel, so you understand why he happened.
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>>14513058
But Saber must be saved!
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>>14513216
>it is mediocre compared to f/s night
Anything will look mediocre compared to shit.
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>>14514511
But F/SN is good shit and F/Z is mediocre shit.
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>>14514793
F/SN is a good shit, makes you relieved when it's finally out of your system. F/Z is a mediocre shit, nothing special.
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>>14514830
>F/Z is a mediocre shit,
>nothing special
Silly Anon, F/Z is for the most special individuals only.
You probably think it's mediocre because you didn't understand the deep philosophical undertones, symbolism and adult themes that serve as the foundation of Emiya Kiritsugu's dark, profound and gritty story.
The sheer maturity and complexity of this character, along with Kirei and Gilgamesh, can only be appreciated by the culturally enriched and highly intelligent individuals, with IQs of over 110 and an exceptional emotional awareness.
All of this was made possible because F/Z comes from one of the most amazing literary geniuses of our time, Gennai Urobutchi, whose subtle and poetic style, full of social criticism and deconstruction of the classic Lovecraftian themes, has reached the level of contemporary masters such as GRR Martin, JK Rowling SM Collins and HTTP Tolkien.
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>>14514887
>deconstruction of the classic Lovecraftian themes
I'm now interested whether you can actually deconstruct Lovecraft. If you can, I sure as hell can't think of a way too.
Deconstruction is explanation of things previously taken for granted, explanation is understanding, and understanding kills Lovecraftian kind of horror. At least I think so.
Even if you use "deconstruction" as "everything is dark and gritty", well, good look making it darker than Lovecraft, I guess. Like, you could at most move the darkness around, and it would probably stop being a Lovecraftian horror by this point too.
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>>14514910
>well, good look making it darker than Lovecraft
Urobuchi shure as hell tried to when he made SnU
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>>14514887
It's funny because F/SN fans circlejerk for so long, they actually do believe the VN is a masterpiece.
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