Remember to reserve your traditional Christmas cake and bucket of KFC in time for the holidays.
How do I go about finding a cute virgin OL Christmas cake?
I still do not understand how giving a wedding cake to your deathly ill friend is a good joke.
>>14486345
talking about Miyu Matsuki?
>>14486345
It only looked like a wedding cake. Also, they thought she'd be daijoubu.
>>14486345
>>14486363
Nobody fucking expect her to die from fucking pneumonia. It is just cough and fever.
>>14486455
that lasted a really long time
in all likelihood it was cancer, the thing about Japanese doctors is they aren't legally obligated to tell you what you actually have and can lie to "avoid emotional distress"
>>14486455
Oh, of course.
Because it is not like the Japanese do not have a problem with dying of the "flu" or anything.
>>14486330
>virgin
some picky today aren't we /jp?
>>14486455
>pneumonia. It is just cough and fever
And your lungs filled with fluid, preventing you from breathing right, and probably caused by a serious infection, and also possibly a side effect or secondary disease of another disease.
Also pneumonia has a relatively high chance of killing you, especially combined with those other factors. It is not just a cough, like some shitty ass cold.
>>14486455
>It is just cough and fever.
No. A cough and a feve ris something you should be somewhat careful about, because it might turn into pneumonia, and pneumonia is bad shit. Catch that and you will be really fucking sick.
Sure, its rare for it to kill people who are otherwise of good health, but as you can see it happens, and for those who have their health worn down (old age, chronic disease, etc), pneumonia is a very common "final nail".
OL?
>>14486533
>old age
>chronic disease
Exactly. She has neither.
Just last winter, I had chronic cough for months and then I caught A flu. I went to the hospital, they gave me meds and tamiflu. I recovered in like a week.
Considering that she was working(Ilya/Shimoneta/god know what other TM stuff) while having mild effect of fever and cough, I doubt it was serious enough to bedridden her until her last few moments of her life.
>>14486539
Super OL!
>>14486539
>>14486539
Office Lady
>>14486484
I just want a virgin, I want our first times to be together in marriage
Is that so wrong?
>>14486455
>>14486470
What kind of shit genes do you have to have to die from a cold. Jesus christ.
>>14486484
That's not being picky
>>14486330
get a job and go to work
Maybe these women should have worked to develop homemaking skills like cooking, cleaning, etc. instead of pursuing a "career" like the feminist overlords told them to. Then a man would want them.
>>14486618
It's what happens in insular locations, where DNA was not allowed more diversity or exposure to different environments. If the gene pool is reduced, you don't have much material to work with.
>>14486760
It's the other way around. Office ladies tend to be women who studied throw away careers with no depth, and thus end up at the bottom of the job ladder. In short, like salary men, are slackers.
They expected to get married in order to be homemakers or stay at home wives, but nobody wanted them at the end.
>>14486625
>>14486613
Beggars can't be choosers.
Apparently.
>>14486888
You would be surprised.
>>14486613
>>14486625
I honestly don't understand why so many otaku put a premium on virginity.
It's just sex.
Why is it such a stumbling block?
>>14486922
I wonder what job it was
>>14486313
Japanese Christmas is the most disgusting festivity ever. As if the western one wasn't materialistic enough.
>>14488299
Sex is unironically the most important thing and primary objective in most species. As an intelligent race it's normal for some people to actually strive for a partner worthy of such act for both sentimental and instrumental purposes instead of fucking anything that moves.
>>14488314
Bald guy with the sign might not be telling the truth.
I want my NEET ass to be a stay at home husband to some wealthy office lady kurismasu cake
>>14486313
only cute because it's woman
not cute when man
>>14488358
>instead of fucking anything that moves.
Going from 0 to 1 is "fucking anything that moves"?
>>14488486
No, putting your 1 in every 0 is a bad thing.
>>14488490
And yet going from 0 to 1 makes a woman untouchable.
>>14488339
>As if the western one wasn't materialistic enough.
At least its more outright materialistic though and not like how everyone else pretends it isn't
>>14488490
holy fuuuuck
>>14488490
Why should I give a shit?
>>14488507
Not if you're the one who took her from 0 to 1
>>14488490
>>14488507
>>14488576
what do these numbers mean?
>>14488595
Nice meme, you faggot
>>14488576
Sleeping with 2 people is not "fucking everything that moves." Your argument is based on a fallacy.
>>14488595
How many times I come inside Rina every hour.
>>14488358
Reproduction is unironically the primary objective for most species. Sex and sentimentality are there as decorations.
>>14488595
Why is the ice fairy eating candy out of Marisa's hat?
>>14488299
Ironically, only wanting a virgin gf is mostly a trait of virgin men. They'll make tons of excuses about "muh purity" or "muh divorce rates", but almost always comes down to insecurity of being less experienced or making a mistake in bed. Or sometimes you have the odd religious nut who thinks he'll go to hell if he marries a nonvirgin.
>>14488644
I would unironically impregnate Rina and take responsibility
>>14488339
It's a time where couples have sex?
that seems okay. I'm not about to cockblock some japanese men because they don't like jesus
>>14488687
Non-virgins leave!
>>14488314
Whore for an old bald guy with a yellow sign.
>>14488817
Don't kill the thread
>>14488638
>How many times I come inside Rina every hour.
that's pretty low
>>14488896
Rina understands that her gaijin buta papa isn't a youngster anymore and can't go at it all time time. He prefers lots or post-coitus snuggling especially around Christmas time where he gets to play with Rina's nipple piercings and shaved pussy.
>>14488651
Marisa doesn't have a monopoly on witch hats.
>>14488870
quick post more OLs
>>14488299
but you posted a virgin?
do OL elves count?
>>14488955
they like count double, even better
Someone should write a guide on how young white boys can travel to Japan to get a nice loving Christmas Cake OL to cuddle and love
Ol IS BEST l.
>>14489321
actually, no one should do that
>>14489354
actually, someone should do that
>>14489321
Here's your guide:
STEP ONE: Get a job at a Japanese company, probably as the token gaijin.
STEP TWO: Get lonely OLs really drunk after work.
ALTERNATE STEP TWO: Fulfill stereotypes of foreigners being more chivalrous than Japanese men. When you feel the time is right, ask OL of your choice out. Risk an incredibly awkward work environment if she turns you down.
This is the only way for a gaijin to meet an OL outside of a manga-esque wacky romance situation. They don't have social lives outside of work, you can't just meet them at a bar or something.
>>14488787
No, it's literally "the festivity of KFC" plus a crappy looking cake (the literal cake) if you really want to go crazy.
>>14489349
My God I wanna bite the far right one's ass as if it was an apple. A nice, big, ripe, sweet, juicy apple...
>>14488947
Rina's a virgin?
That's actually very disappointing.
>>14489451
Like how North American Christmas is the festival of Coca Cola?
Although I wonder if any lonely OL make real karage for their Xmas deitos?
>>14490510
Perfect meal for a Christmas date with OL cake is 8 jars of ozeki
>>14490630
>not gekkeikan
Gay.
Also, jars?
>>14486330
That's the whole point you moron. Nobody wants Chrsitmas cake OLs because they're used up sluts. They fucked around too much in their early 20s instead of sticking with a boyfriend and now they're too old, their vaginas too ugly and no one wants them.
Crazy sick how many fucking failed normies are here, but here you go anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOW1g01Mu50
>>14490692
Cups, jars, beakers, whatever
>>14490743
muh degenewacy
>>14489321
>Go and make an account on interpals
>message and hit on 30+ year old xmas cakes
that was hard
t.knower
>>14486345
Origin of comic?
I need more 2hu reactin images.
>>14486313
>KFC
Japan is so depressing. I get they got fucked over by marketing, but it wouuld really be nice if they decided to celibrate with some traditional cooking, instead of the trash that is kfc. I could never imagine anyone in the UK eating KFC for Christmas.
>>14488687
No it's due to intimacy you dumb shit.
The more of something there is, the less valuable. So sex with a slut is meaningless, where as a virgin bride on your wedding night would be meaningufl. (Unless you are a non virgin, in which case, it again has lost value).
Look at how faggots managed to ruin the word "epic" after using it so much. Now it really doesnt have the same impact.
Personally though, I wont be marrying or having sex. While I see it as intimate, I am also afraid of intimacy. I should probaby become a priest or monk or something. Thats sorta like the neet life, but with more religion and less people telling you to get a job.
>>14491219
Depressing is when your country doesn't even celebrate Christmas. Actually, that's fine. I've always found Christmas cringeworthy.
>>14491247
Not him but whilst you shouldn't marry a slut, don't you think its kinda odd / weird if both persons are virgins where they aren't quite sure what to do / end up being really awkward in bed.
>>14491251
>Depressing is when your country doesn't even celebrate Christmas.
Makes sense if it's not a Christian country.
Besides, I live in a "Christian" country, and people are barely religious. so at this point I would rather just do away with it entirely. It's just an excuse for spending money at this point in time. If you're religious then go ahead. But I'm not religious, so to me it's a terrible holiday. Atleast the booze is cheap I guess.
It's cringeworthy thouh, all these cheesy shows on tv, the shitty music. Atleast when I was younger and a Christian, the church music was good.
>>14491263
Not really. Like I said, it's an intimate thing and you can only experience it for the first time, once. It may aswell be with the person you love.
As for the whole "you arent sure what to do", is overthinking it. Animals fuck and they arent intelligent. It's nature, so you dont need to worry about it, anymore than you worry about eating, drinking or anything else. You're programmed to do it, given thats how our species survives.
>>14488415
That's the dream right there fellow anon.
>>14491292
Losing your virginity is extremely intimate, yes. But virgin or no, your first time, if not your first many times with someone are intimate, vulnerable experiences too. Since you are functionally virgins towards each other.
Non-virgin=! Busted gyaru.
>>14491247
And here we see the wild virg rationalizing his insecurity in action.
Attaching meaning to sex is lying to yourself. Humans are not naturally monogamous, we've only attached ourselves to one partner in our lifetime out of societal expectation. So saying it would be "more intimate" to only have one partner in your entire life is bullshit.
Plus, do you only masturbate to the first doujin you ever looked at? In fact if you kept jacking off to one doujin over and over again you'd probably get sick and tired of it.
I'd rather be a virgin forever than get near some used up roastie slut
>>14491360
I have no idea what this post is even saying.
Why is /jp/ so full of normalscum? Its just as bad as /a/.
>>14491375
>Humans are not naturally monogamous
citation needed
>>14491375
>we've only attached ourselves to one partner in our lifetime out of societal expectation
citation needed
>>14491375
>Plus, do you only masturbate to the first doujin you ever looked at? In fact if you kept jacking off to one doujin over and over again you'd probably get sick and tired of it.
Great comparison here.
>>14491375
And here we see a wild std ridden slag rationalize its behavior by calling its opposition buzzwords and using pseudo sciences.
>>14491384
I agree. What happened to this kuso ass board?
>>14491384
what do you mean?
>>14491375
>Attaching meaning to sex is lying to yourself.
Oh shit, I didnt realize that God posted on /jp/, Tell us more about how only your view is the right one, and everyone else is just "lying to themselves".
>>14491375
>Humans are not naturally monogamous,
They arent naturally poly either. Plenty of cases of relationships of both, but hey if we are appealing to nature here, how many women do you impregnate?
Becuase in nature thats why animals fuck, to pass on genes. If you are using contraceptives, or fucking for reasons other than pro ceation, then you cant use the nature argument. ut hey, you also mention rubbing one out to doujins, which also isnt natural. Unless it turns out there are animals who also manufacture and consume pornography.
The nature arguments are such bullshit.
>>14491032
>Make a wish to Santa Claus
>I'd like to have a nice husband
>forests filled with hanged christmas cakes
I don't want to imagine it.
>>14488687
Oh joy, this stupid argument again. If a virgin male is as self-conscious and insecure as you say, it wouldn't make a difference whether the woman is 'experienced' or not as it wouldn't rid the man of his anxiety. Even if he is with a virgin woman, he'd still be pressured to measure up as a man, 'take the lead, w/e. Don't think for a minute such a person could fool a woman about his sexual prowess.
Plus, if a woman *knows* a guy is a virgin, she wouldn't reasonably expect a lot out of him. You don't go to a novice, let alone someone completely unskilled, to get good work done. That's a load of one's shoulders, if you ask me. Thus turning this shitty normalfag argument on its head, virgin men would be *more* comfortable with non-virgin women, not less.
No, they have differing reasons for their preferences but many probably just want someone like themselves and the two grow with one another. Very romantic. I personally don't care too much about a woman being a non-virgin (in itself), but take your nihilistic slut snake oil somewhere else and stop trying to corrupt these innocent /jp/sies. If you're just another bitter loser trying to feel cool and counterculture, here's your (You). Expect another lump of coal and may you tip in piece.
>>14491375
Get the FUG outta /jp/
/jp/ - Just Purity
>>14491993
or just perverts
>>14491473
I mean all the non virgin normals plaguing the place
>>14492115
I got tired of being miserable all the time and decided to just take it easy.
Perhaps some of these normalfags are just old /jp/sies who have done what I did? I know that I'm a lot happier for it, and I'm probably not even a normal by most standards. I mean, I still masturbate in public restrooms whenever I'm too stressed at work. I've just accepted that life isn't some zero-sum game and have compromised accordingly.
>>14491032
pic
>>14491916
>>14488687
>>14488687
Virgin men shouldn't have sex with anyone but virgin women the first time. Every woman was a virgin at some point, and someone got the chance to have sex with the virginal them. Don't let them tell you that you don't need to have sex with a virgin and then they get to have sex with a virgin themselves(you), thus leaving you out of the "got to score with a virgin" group.
>>14491916
What are you so defensive over? Did I hit a nerve?
In response to the first paragraph: Its about wanting to feel better than the partner. You have no idea how many times I've read about males getting a dose of primal butthurt when they find out their wife/gf's "number" because it's "too high" (AKA higher than theirs or uncomfortably close). I say that they should all just buy a Dakimakura and leave the meat for the meat-eaters.
>>14492185
I've been here since 2010. I don't know why people are getting the impression I'm not a virg either, I just choose to not to act like a bitter failed norm about it
>>14491916
>she wouldn't reasonably
>reasonably
There's your problem
>>14491916
>Plus, if a woman *knows* a guy is a virgin, she wouldn't reasonably expect a lot out of him.
Or to be more succinct, if she is looking for the best sexual enjoyment, it would be reasonable to discriminate against virgins.
>>14492209
I'm being quite offensive, thank you. I know it was devastating for you because you ignored all the other replies after being rekt by mine.
>Its about wanting to feel better than the partner.
In what sense? Do you mean they desire virgin woman to feel macho? Not sure how that would work. If they just want to feel better than the partner, someone with a 'high number' will do because they would be able to look down on such a woman. It isn't insecurity toward the woman that sets them off but toward all the men who have "scored" her. There are far better ways to feel superior than sexual preferences.
Their preferences are theirs. I'd chastise them for their own poor judgement (though people can lie so it's not entirely their fault) but that's their right and they could work toward it. Just like yours to bail on it all and behave like a virgin guru on an anime imageboard. Take it easy and lay off this subject matter completely.
>>14492236
I know. "Virgins suck" arguments just let me know the person using it has unrealistic expectations, or is just lazy and selfish.
>>14492200
That's fair and non-hypocritical but we know it doesn't work like that. As far as I know, it's not like virgin males are in high demand. And if it's about love and not just sex, you don't need to care about being in that group.
Like I said, I don't care much about a woman being non-virgin; it doesn't automatically mean turboslut or no good. But I understand people have preferences and try to understand and respect that. Makes life easier.
/jp/ - virgin culture
>>14492185
Only normals would get upset and miserable over being pure.
>>14492361
isn't that implied in the "otaku" thing?
>>14489374
or just have a japanese friend introduce you to an OL he knows? you already get cool points for being exotic gaijin AND having a mutual japanese friend
>>14492209
>I just choose to not to act like a bitter failed norm about it
To be fair, there is a nothing inherently wrong with choosing to remain chaste and demanding the same in return from your wife.
My only disagreement is with the (relatively small) number of people in this thread and in /jp/ that believe this approach to relationships to be superior to other approaches.
Virginity is one factor to consider. Depending on what you value most in a relationship and your own values, however, promiscuity might be a more valuable metric to use.
>>14492368
That depends on your definition of what a "normal" is.
>>14492345
Exactly, she could easily find a guy who's better in the sack. Meaning there's more to it than sexual prowess, even if it's just a fetish for popping cherries.
This "x makes you 'alpha', y makes you 'beta'" stuff is stupid not just because it would be easily flipped on its head like above, but because it ignores there's another person in the mix who has a choice in the matter and has to be receptive of you in the first place. It reduces everything to self-image.
Here's another Mayaka pic because she's cute af.
>>14492532
>It reduces everything
To expand on this point, reducing everything (pertinent) to anything is almost never a beneficial choice to take when you're basing non-trivial decisions on this logical shortcut.
The ease with which this shortcut can be taken, however, along with the mental homework that it sweeps under the rug, is probably why this thread is filled with angry yelling and NOT delicious Office Ladies. And why the only party concerned with rescuing the USA from financial ruin is being led by a charlatan whose economic plan was figuratively written on the back of a barroom napkin. And so on.
its really hard to meet single ols that are in christmas cake range because most of the good looking ones just stay inside and don't go out after work
>>14492768
Do you think there are office ladies who post away on 2ch in their free time?
>>14492916
Almost certainly, but you would need to find out what sub-fora they are more likely to browse.
I'm guessing that some otaku interests wouldn't draw many women while the BL threads would be almost all women, for instance.
>>14492932
I wonder if they're cute. Everyone I know into BL scares me.
>>14488687
That's not ironic at all
>>14492995
Scare you? How so?
>>14491032
Random negro walking around at 1:22.
I call him the Dream Crusher
>>14486618
Apparently pneumonia was just a coverline.
She died because of EBV.
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/59495/voice-actress-miyu-matsuki-passed-away-due-epstein-barr-virus/
>>14491032
They're all so ugly!
What the fuck.
>>14493955
WHO THE FUCK DIES FROM GETTING HERPES????
>>14493955
This makes me even more sad.
>>14494098
Did you think all the girls in Japan looked just like your idols?
>>14494443
Yes, wtf
>>14494443
Of course not. But at the same time not that ugly.
>>14493955
Lol what a whore.
>>14494513
There's a reason the average Asian is stereotyped as unattractive. With that said, I like Chinese girls the most, personally...
>>14493955
Didn't know you could die from swallowing cum. Huh I guess you learn something new every day.
>>14494673
Bet if she was alive, she would do it again. I too would rather die swallowing an alpha semen, than live and not be a strong independent slut (aka SIS).
>>14486576
That's not an office lady, that is just a child!!
>>14494789
Shit, dude. Think she was voice acting and role playing as Anna from Shimoseka when receiving the alpha seed? That's hot as h*ck dude.
Underaged office ladies are the best.
>>14494896
>underage office ladies
>posts an old used up slut
Um...?
>>14486313
Anyone have a link to the translated version of the lonely office lady comics?
>>14494915
She can be deceiving. She even becomes her own father's boss later on.
>>14494952
They're not nearly as cute as that in real life. Why is it so hard to understand? They're alone because they were sluts in their early 20s, they didn't want to settle for just one cock, they had hundreds. And now they're alone, because they're too old.
>>14491384
MLP, modern geek culture, reddit, /v/, and cringe threads made being a fuck-up unacceptable online just like it is offline.
Try posting with a bad attitude and a pointy stick up your butt. Thats whats in these days.
>>14495017
what if they were bookworm virgins with aloof personality growing up and only now realizing their loneliness?
>>14495017
who gives a fuck? I want a cute fictional story to get away from the reality you fucking MONKEY
>>14486313
It was a mistake alright
>>14492916
Me under the seat getting ready to surprise the OL and blow a load on her face
>>14495828
If you do that you'll have to marry her! Are you ready to be a nice husband for a nice OL who focused too much on work for a relationship?
>>14495960
Not really, no. That is why it's okay. I'll give her an understanding headpat and run away.
>>14493763
They're just weird. Nice but weird, usually into Homestuck and MLP. I wonder if they'd use me in their boy-boy fantasies.
>>14494952
I literally just put the last four words of your post in Google(TM) Search Engine and got the result you were looking for. You should try it too, you won't regret it!
>>14494609
Really?
I thought "yellow fever" was all the rage nowadays.
Why Chinese? When your trip says Korean people.
>>14493955
So slut shaming is a legitimate thing then.
>>14495006
>deceiving
So is the manga's premise it seems.
>>14493955
the dudes she fucked should probably get checked out
>>14494952
>>14495017
>>14495095
>>14496540
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/05/07/japanese-twitter-users-comics-depicting-office-lady-life-will-hit-you-right-in-the-feels/
>>14496885
the feels?
what the fuck...
>>14493955
>Died from mono
>Died from the kissing disease
What a fucking wuss.
Do you fags even work?
Stop self inserting into office ladies.
Christmas is banned.
>>14497014
I wanna insert myself into a cute office lady.
>>14496997
if they can't handle the deadly common cold they definitely can't handle anything more
>>14497200
Why don't they just heat her up if she's cold??
>>14497200
Am I wrong for liking the unstyled yellow subtitles? They've always felt kind of comforting to me for some reason.
>>14488687
>>14488299
Fun fact about women without sexual experience; if they're not clingy and obsessive to the point of being unhealthy and smothering you, they're significantly more likely to cheat on you or dump you out of the blue. Most people who have fucked just one or two people naturally want to see what others are like and tend to get bored easily. The most loyal and appreciative girlfriends I've had (including my fiance of 3 years) were ex-sluts because, unlike girls without experience, they know what other men are like and aren't curious about what they're missing. Sluts know your lack or experience can simply just be fucked out of you and often get a thrill from being your personal sex trainer. Your idea of pure virginal waifu is an extreme romanticization far from the reality you would most likely end up in.
Also, I will never understand why your type thinks all women are whores. They're not, plus men are way bigger whores as a whole, this is just a biological fact. Then again, I guess when you're a beta virgin getting your info on women from other beta virgins, you're not really going to have an accurate picture in the slightest.
So yeah, have fun dying alone due to your misguided pure girl requirements, while I enjoy having amazing sex with a girlfriend who treats me like I'm the second coming of Christ.
>>14498000
Excuse me, you seem to have mistaken us for another board. This is /jp/, we live in a fantasy land here. Please take your real life piggu shit to /a/.
>>14498000
What are you even doing here, slut?
>>14498000
What a manwhore.
>>14496835
>I thought "yellow fever" was all the rage nowadays.
Is that so in America?
A lot of water has passed under the bridge since I came up with this trip six years ago.
>>14498000
>if they're not clingy and obsessive to the point of being unhealthy and smothering you
But this is what I desire, anon
>>14498424
no, it really isn't
you think it'd be awesome but it's not
women are gross, just find a qt boy /jp/
>>14498479
Nice try, Schlomo.
I'm gonna put you in the oven.
>>14498000
>they're clingy and obsessive to the point of being unhealthy and smothering you
This is a good thing.
Gotta make up for all the lost years somehow.
>>14496522
I see.
My experience with IRL OLs is that most are niwaka. Even the bronies - they enjoy MLP: FIM because they enjoyed the older iterations of that franchise when they were children. You know how male hipsters used to/still enjoy resurrecting old 80s/90s cartoons? Most female OL "otaku" belong to the exact same relationship with their franchises.
Like I said, though, these tend to be well-adjusted niwaka. Real hardcore weirdos either separate their interests from their public life or have a hard time holding down the type of jobs that OLs tend to work - meaning you'll only be talking to them over the Internet.
These are very broad generalizations that are based on my own admittedly anecdotal experiences. Exceptions abound! Your safest bet is to wait until Valve rolls out its first line of OL sex bots.
>>14498767
Why do you know so much about ponies, are you some sort of horse fucker? Maybe you should leave /jp/
>>14494327
>>14494539
>>14494673
It's been years I've been wondering this, and I'm finally gonna ask because seriously.
Why does America automatically associate herpes with sexual relationships?
Herpes is a condition that some people are naturally predisposted towards, and can happen without a direct contagion.
Even just sharing a glass with someone affected can spread the infection, just like for some people herpes can happen 'spontaneously', as a consequence of particularly receptive genes.
As far as STDs go it's literally the one that has the least to do with sex, yet America is completely obsessed with genital herpes as soon as herpes in general is mentioned, as if it was the only existing one.
>>14498809
>Why is it when someone catches a sexually transmitted disease, people assume it was transmitted sexually?
>>14498809
Likely because America has very poor sexual health education and not much can be done about it because how politicized the issue is.
>>14498820
No, I'm gonna agree with him -- it's not necessarily sexual.
>>14498820
Did you even read the post
There's like a billion ways to catch herpes, most of which don't even require you to have direct contact with the person who has it.
Not to mention you can get herpes on any part of your body, not just your genitals.
You're literally the only country in the world that has managed to stigmatize a skin condition as if it was a sign of bad conduct
>>14498809
Its associated with sexual relationships because its a sexually transmitted disease??? However, you can also get it through just casually kissing someone. You can even be born with the virus. That being said, its still incredibly bizarre for someone to DIE from it.
>>14498820
>>14498829
Is this tumblr?
>>14498820
Who are you quoting
But its like you didn't even read his post, sexually transmission is just *one* of the ways of getting it.
The more common variant of herpes is the one that gives you cold sores.
>>14498829
>???
Opinion discarded.
>>14498824
>>14498827
>>14498835
I did not claim any of those were false. You asked a dumb question so I gave you a dumb answer.
People assume sexually transmitted disease are transmitted sexually here because of the name. I wasn't aware this was an *American* thing but most people don't bother researching diseases they don't come in contact with.
>>14498851
The whole fucking world gets herpes and knows how it works.
Only America stigmatizes it as a sex thing even though most of the cases of herpes are not.
It's a cultural thing, but I have no idea how it came to be.
You could transmit a fucking flu through sex, but you don't call someone who got the flu a whore, do you?
>>14498851
Are you suggesting that people believe they've got the sexual one when they have the variant that gives cold sores?
You also have haven't explained who you were quoting.
I am a girl who's 30 in two years time and I never had a boyfriend. Does that make me also an office lady?
>>14498872
No that makes you a liar
>>14498878
Why??
>>14498883
Because girls who never had a boyfriend don't actually exist.
>>14498883
Because you're not a girl.
>>14498890
>>14498891
Did I accidentally venture into /r9k/?
>>14498894
/jp/ - Otaku Culture
Not quite but close.
>>14498894
No, you accidentally ventured out of tumblr.
>>14498894
It seems that the /v/ermin have stooped out of their hellhole.
The fact these disgusting rodents can be actually considered human is outright laughable.
>>14498860
The flu isn't an STD.
Most people here know you can get herpes from sharing drinks and stuff too. But you can get other STDs in the same way, that doesn't stop them from being STDs.
Also fwiw I know Miyu wasn't a whore or whatever. I'm a mom guy and her mom voice put her in my top 3 VAs. I'm not any of the guys who said that about her, I'm just saying the reasoning behind people associating a sexually transmitted disease with sex should not be that hard to figure out. I don't know how you know they're American either.
>>14498863
No I'm suggesting once they come into contact with someone who has it or they get it they actually do the research. I was quoting the person I responded to initially.
>>14498907
Looks like the fedora wearing whiteknights have stooped out of Reddit.
>>14498872
Not until you:
- Hold an entry-level clerical or support staff white-collar job, preferably one that has small prospects for advancement
- Wear highly erotic office attire, typically a white blouse, dark pencil skirt, panty hose and black heels
- Have few if any dreams for the future because grinding grunt work has drained most of the life out of you
>>14498954
Disgusting.
>>14486313
Please do not remind me that even my 32-yo years older colleague doesn't want me.
>>14498949
Actually the age at which you lose your virginity is directly linked to how many partners you will have on average/likely to have in the future, and how likely your relationships will break down. After 20 or so though it just plateaus. Basically if you keep your virginity till 20 and you marry someone who kept their virginity till 20 then your more likely to have a long lasting relationship/marriage.
Do OL (office loli) exist?
>>14499022
So if you remove all that, what is left of /jp/? Nothing?
>>14488299
Most of /jp/'s experience with real women cuts off in high school. They've never met a slutty girl with redeeming characteristics or think about the possibility of a FWB situation. They don't get that a lot of adults are promiscuous and that the only really bad kind of slut is thats either gross, clingy, or manipulative.
where the hell are the ol pics
whats all these words for?
>>14499312
Feel the holiday cheer
>>14498791
Ponies and Touhou are two halves of the same coin.
>>14490510
>In Sweden, julmust outsells Coca-Cola during the Christmas season; in fact, the consumption of Coca-Cola drops by as much as 50% over Christmas. This was quoted as one of the main reasons that The Coca-Cola Company broke away from their contract with the local brewer Pripps
I still chuckle every year when I see Coca-Cola trying to win and they never do.
They pretty much consider the Winter to be their season, and even though they'd like it to be the case here too they never succeed.
They advertise Coca-Cola heavily just about everywhere, and they still lose.
>>14499355
What coin? One is a Japanese Middle Earth fantasy and the other is bestiality.
>>14493955
>Most people get infected with EBV at some point in their lives.
What?
>>14493955
Chronic active EBV infection (CAEBV) or in its expanded form, chronic active Epstein-Barr virus infection is a very rare and often fatal complication of Epstein-Barr virus (EBV) infection that most often occurs in children or adolescents of Asian or South American lineage, although cases in Hispanics, Europeans and Africans have been reported.[1]
The only known cure for CAEBV is allogenic haematopoietic stem cell transplant (HSCT), with all other treatment options (rituximab, cytotoxic chemotherapy and immunosuppressive therapy) being nothing more than stopgaps.[1][2][4][6]
Without HSCT the condition is inevitably fatal and even HSCT is no guarantee, with a significant portion of patients dying from the disease progression.[7] Factors indicative of a poor prognosis include: thrombocytopenia, late onset of the disease (age ≥ 8 years) and T cell involvement.[8]
>>14499445
Most people become infected with EBV and gain adaptive immunity. In the United States, about half of all five-year-old children and about 90 percent of adults have evidence of previous infection.[9] Infants become susceptible to EBV as soon as maternal antibody protection disappears. Many children become infected with EBV, and these infections usually cause no symptoms or are indistinguishable from the other mild, brief illnesses of childhood. In the United States and other developed countries, many people are not infected with EBV in their childhood years. When infection with EBV occurs during adolescence, it causes infectious mononucleosis 35 to 50 percent of the time.[10]
>>14499523
Incidentally, while CAEBV kills in a large number of ways (other causes including liver failure, heart failure, sepsis, etc) in this particular case the final killer was malignant lymphoma.
I didn't expect so many slutty normies to be here to shitpost on /jp/. All this making excuses for STD infested 3D pigs is making me puke non stop.
>>14499063
There would still be 2hu
>>14499702
Hopefully you'll puke up your guts and die, purityfag.
>>14499816
I'll have you know that I am a black man, so you now committed a thought crime. Repent, raging Tumblrite.
>>14498809
>Why does America automatically associate herpes with sexual relationships?
>America is completely obsessed with genital herpes as soon as herpes in general is mentioned, as if it was the only existing one.
Because 1 in 6 people in America have it and if you have sex at all you're probably going to catch it. Also that type is primarily spread by genital region contact, and is probably the most easily acquired STD, even if most people never actually show signs of an infection. There are other viruses that cause other kinds of herpes too, they aren't the same.
Also, yeah, it looks like this.
http://www.shesfreaky.com/video/nasty-ass-bitch-38748.html
People don't want that.
>>14496540
>>14500040
You autistic retard.. That would be
>I literally just put "the last four words of your post"
. It's not figurative to refer to the actual last four words in your posts using that wording.
I hope you rot in hell.
>>14499063
I don't think we have anything that's written on the well except art and heritage.
>>14499063
The ghosts of tripfags past
>>14491219
Traditional cooking? As in Japanese traditional food on christmas? or you mean European traditional food during christmas? Though I don't see any problem with eating KFC during christmas.
>>14499933
It's generally a lot easier to acquire it through non-sexual vectors relative to other STDs, and public attitudes should reflect that, such as how people generally know that Hep B can be accidentally contracted through contaminated medical instruments or spa tools.
People here are simply asking for greater clarity.
>>14498954
Literally me but I'm a guy.
>>14499017
Whats wrong with you?
>>14499030
lol
>>14499199
tfw went to an all-boys highschool
>>14500929
Wow dude you must pretty cute in that pencil skirt
>>14498452
>>14498424
>>14498000
>>14498729
Explain why clingy and obsessive is really as bad as you make it out to be.
Keep in mind, I'm 2.5 years away from Wizardhood with no real significant female contact ever.
because clingy and obsessive girls do everything that you don't want and nothing that you do want
think they'll cutely smother you with affection?
more like nag and yell at you when they can't have their way
>>14499408
Now you're understanding.
>>14502544
Is that what clingy means? I've only ever heard it about men who don't want "girl's night outs" or want to know about personal lives
>>14503422
clingy means control
they want to know everything about what you've been doing, not really about you as a person
they make decisions about what YOU should do next based on that
>>14501742
They will try to change you to meet their ideal image. If you fail to change, they will think that you care little about them.
Its not even about sex, its about human expectations and desire.
Straight from the Horse's mouth!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsTPXksklI8
This is how you will be treated, as an Office Lady in Japan!
DREAMCRUSHER, do not work or do anything productive in Japan.
have you forgotten about her?
>>14503722
Looks like some bland slut to be honest.
>>14503722
Why the omake stories are not included in the Vita port?
>>14499054
Yes. They are tiny women well bellow 5' in business attire.
>>14503467
>clingy means control
No. Clingy is someone who constantly clings to you as the name implies. They want to be with you and be included in everything you are doing. Manipulation is a means to an ends. On the flip side, clingy can be bad because of the request for attention or the lack of a feeling of freedom as they will wish to join you in all things you do. Some find it difficult to say no to someone with such an innocent request and silently suffer a lack of privacy and alone time which can ironically develop a rift in a relationship.
>>14503818
my teacher would murder me if i petted her like a dog
>>14504071
maybe shes waiting for a cute student to come along and pet her.
>>14504071
Yes, but your teacher is a hypermasculine westerner "woman".
>>14504088
>>14503818
>>14503722
Who is this lovely lady?
>>14498000
>virgin shaming
>on /jp/ of all places
Yeah this board is dead. Theres no coming back from the normalfaggot invasion.
>>14504150
My ex-girlfriend.
simply the best
>>14488709
This anime is right actually. Most girls at my elementary school lost their virginity to the Chads (three years older than them, sometimes two) around the age of 10-11.
And that was like 13 years ago. I'd imagine that current generation girls lose their virginity around the age of 9, latest.
>>14504926
>Chads
Back! Back to your containment board!
>>>/r9k/
Don't make me get the hose!
does /jp/ like older women?
>>14504979
How old we talking here?
Christmas cake isn't really that old.
>you will never make her shoes
>>14504926
Something similar happened at my school, every girl I knew was having sex frequently at that age. The guys were semi-professional sports players twice their age who used to practice in the field next to the school, so after classes they would pick up them up at the gate and take them to their homes to fuck them. I'm pretty sure every guy in that team took the virginities of at least 20 or 30 girls. I remember being 13 when 9/11 happened and learning about islam on TV and how jihadists kill themselves just to have sex with virgins in paradise and thinking that since so few guys get to take a girl's virginity it's no surprise there are entire religions built around with hundreds of millions of men thinking it's something you only get to experience in heaven.
this is why every time I'm playing eroge and I get a sex scene and there's no blood I quit and uninstall the game, makes me sick
i want a cute christmas cake
>>14505034
That's how it always is everywhere. Women are sluts.
>>14505090
>Women are sluts.
>>14498000
>>14505034
9-12 year old girls fucking guys older than them irl makes me hard as fuck
am i a pedo now
>>14505438
yes, you should stop being a lolicon and get into more sophisticated women.
>>14505456
i really don't give a fuck about older women losing their virginities or fucking guys or anything like that, like it doesn't get me excited
only 9-12 year old horny sluts getting fucked by chads and doing all sorts of lewd ass shit that even most adults wouldn't dare turns me on
shit, i think i might actually be a pedo
help
>>14504979
Depends
Some of them can be really nice but most are just spoiled bitches
As with most girls they're only interested in Chads though
