Wanted..to.....take.......it.........easy
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>>14475581
This is a very easy thread.
Yukkuri abuse is great
>>14475642
Yukkuri abuse is terrible.
Support happy Yukkuri feelings, and take it easy.
What Yukkuri would you own as a pet? All rares allowed but no bodied because that is another whole can of worms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhCPsOGpovE
Are there any Yukkuri types you wouldn't abuse?
>>14475692
There's no way I'd abuse an Utsuho for obvious reasons or a Yuuka because I find gardening a nice hobby. Plus, they're rarely difficult.
>>14475692
I want to raise a Yuuka, and have her come up with ways to torture the bullies that made her cry when we went to the park!
>>14475300
DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD
DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DELETE IT
>>14475813
Take id easy mistar! Liddle mawisa hasn't done anything wong?
>>14475813
Lol nope but thanks for the thread bump
>>14475830
This one is called Castrating Reimu
>>14475830
is there a continuation to this story?
If so, please post it. I want to see that cute little things hopes and dreams vanish.Just like my own
>>14475841
Its a let down only two in the pool sorry.
>>14475692
Remi or Flan
http://cooljampan.web.fc2.com/details1007.html
so this link doesn't work anymore, is there no download for this game outside of that one buggy release?
>>14475938
I can email you it
>>14475692
I would want a Chen to play with my cat and a Patchy to read books with me.
I wouldn't abuse any yukkuri that was not a complete shithead. I wouldn't even abuse shithead kos because they are still children.
>>14475692
I'd go Darwinian on the Patchies.
Round them all up, and tell them that they've got a week to study mathematics. Every week, they take a quiz. The bottom 25% are thrown in the fire place. The top 25% are allowed to live like kings. The remaining 50% are allowed to continue living, but in squalor. This continues until only a few Patchies are left alive. Those Patchies will then breed, and the process repeated over and over until I breed a patchy smart enough to go through university. Then I'll make that patchy work like a dog so I can neet it up on its dime. If it doesn't like it, I'll just beat it.
>>14475692
I like Patchy. I could see myself keeping one with maybe a nicehead Marisa.
>>14476335
I'm quite fond of Patchies too
I dreamt I was a patchyukkuri tonight. Might write a story about her later.I tried to hop out of bed this morning
>>14477353
Unlike Reimu/Marisa/Alice, Patchy seems to be written as a shithead very rarely. I figure they're supposed to be smarter than most yukkuri (not a high standard) so they know not to agitate humans.
She's also the focus of one of my favorite nicehead series:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1191
>>14475692
Where can I get a Yukkuri mask?
>>14477513
I really do like that series a lot.
>>14475692
Remi, Fran, Cirno, Rumia, Chen, etc. Any yukkuris with 2hus child like character is appealing for me.
I despise yukkuri Marisa and Reimu though. I will keep them only for torture, then make them breed, and torture their children.
Yukkuri is a stagnant art form
Do not abyuse the Patche's, Remi's, Flan's, or Meiling's.
They are easy yukkuri, and should not be treated like other trash types.
>>14478558
Yukkuri can be drawn in a lot of ways due to their simple designs
Is this like fluffy and grub abuse
>>14479277
Both are derivedor rather, stolenfrom the yukkuri fandom you idiot, mainly because mlptards haven't heard of 'originality' before, like the rest of the furries
>Best Yukkuri
Patchy, Chen
>Meh Yukkuri
All the rest
>Kill it with fire easy tier
Remyu, Maricha, Deibu
Is there such a thing as a Suika yukkuri ?
^ yes to the suika yukkuri
They are one of the few you do not fuck with because they could break your legs or something and are generally very resistant to damage. Tend to slur a lot to and I think have some sort of alcoholic filling.
Sorry for not direct replying but phones being weird with it.
Please Don't be mean to Patchys, uneasy Mister!
I have a new Sim Yukkuri save file for you.
In fact, I have a bunch of Sim Yukkuri files for you.
The first one is a challenge. You see, I kept a bunch of yukkuri in an orage pool overnight and went from over 2 million dollars to -$34 million.
The only think keeping me from dunping the file is that I have lots of hybrids and and a Dosu in that file.
The second one is represented by this picture. I placed all of the niceheads on the left and the shitheads on the right.
Most of the ones on the left are Yuukas, Chens, Rans and nicehead hybrids, while the ones on the left are shithead hybrids with a few Remius and Deibus.
http://www.4shared.com/file/cKh9UeOYba/Too_many_rans_2_1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/ozEgBA6nce/Goodheads_left_Shitheads_Right.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/98gWK0eWba/Preg_2_hybrids_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/8cXxeZoyba/Too_many_hybrids_-34_million.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/y0nGq2alce/Too_many_rans_2_1.html
Enjoy
>>14480668
Nice dosu.
>>14481725
You know pics like these sometimes makes me feel like yukkuris are just some form of touhou /d/ porn
Which one?
>>14482115
The bottom left is certainly the one I would abuse.
>>14482115
I like wasa but they are always shitheads
>>14482115
I want to abuse that wasa.
>>14482115
Left row and bottom right.
Bottom left is exclusively for abyusing.
Does anyone have images of yukkuris having sex with humans?I really want to fug one
>>14484043
There's a whole tag for it on the booru, you deviant.
>>14484118
hope i don't get in trouble for that.Oh MODS FORGIVE THIS POOR SINNER.
>>14484118
Well done /jp/. This is the most deranged thing I have seen in all my life. And I've seen pretty deranged things.
>>14484118
Please don't.
That guy's art is just disgusting, not because of the content.
>>14484118
Been writefagging a yukkuri story this evening. It's far from finished, but please give me some feedback.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/aosxuuyxxk8h8ck/Mister%20goes%20on%20vacation.odt?dl=0
>>14484043
There's a story on OYP about a femanon that does it with her bodied yukkuri. I can't remember the name of the pool, though. Found it months ago while slowly working my way through the place.
>>14484178
I think you made some mistake uploading it, can't access even when I log into my account.
>>14484516
Does this link work?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/otgg7td8stigtch/Mister%20goes%20on%20vacation.doc?dl=0
>bodied yukkuri
what is even the point
>>14484043
オオ。。。
>>14481725
That's genius.
>>14484531
Yes, better, though it's quite late, so I'll bookmark it for later.
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>>14484177
What did I miss?
>>14484860
Not sure, but i think someone posted Haa's art, he is a shit overdoser, everything he draws he is overblown with shit everywhere, thats my guess.
>>14484732
Ooooooh Oooh~
Why can't Yukkuris be real?
>>14485557
We aren't believing hard enough.
>>14484732
It's a shame most yukkuri getting fucked are bodied yukkuri. I wanted to see a guy sticking a dick in the anyru
>>14485304
Alice getting done in the butt by a yukkuri
>>14479425
Yukkuri abuse is just a ripoff of Jissouseki
>>14475642
They have absolutely no idea what's coming to them.
I wish I could see their excitement turn to severe pain.
>>14475642
>how to humanely limit yukkuri population growth
You only like yukkuri because you can relate to themI know it's true for me
>>14487684
"Humanely"
Pepper makes them bite off their own tongue and vomit up their innards
>>14487745
Yeah, but it's great for the humans who get to watch this happen.
Manchouly best bodied yukkuri
>>14488493
>not massaging your Patchy to keep its filling soft
I want a manchouli
>>14489722
How do you resist not squishing them?
>>14491280
Squishing is too easy a death for the cuties. I want them to scream 'why does footsie not work anymore!' 'Cute liddle ones! Why are little ones all burnt?!?'
>look into tree hollow
>see this
wat do
>>14491556
Depends. How will it act when it wakes up? Will it express a desire to kill mister human or demand sweet-sweets from what it believes is a shitty slave? Squish. Express curiosity or just run? Leave it alone.
>>14475657
Please help Yukkuri take it easy, Nice Mister and Miss humans!
>>14491556Pick it up and fuck it
>>14491556
Depends strongly if I have a lighter on me.
>>14487745
Then what does a panadol do to them?
>>14491900
A very slow and excruciating death as with all prescription drug overdoses.
>>14491919
So is it possible for a yukkuri to get addicted to crack?
>>14491919
I'm not sure they have livers to fail on them.
>>14491930
Wouldn't be surprised.
>>14491942
I've been wondering that myself when I wrote that.
>>14491952
>yukkuris begin eating toxic substances
>too dumb to realize that its toxic
>local wildlife that predates yukkuri dies because they actually have organs
>humans use wild yukkuri as stress balls that you can eat afterwards to deal with the headache
>>14491930
There was a pool where a street Marisa gets kos strung out on sweet sweet powder.
>>14491962
That was pastry flower though.
>>14491930
I remember one story with a yukkuri street gang that got other yukkuri addicted to some kind of super-enriched flour.
>>14491556
If it's a nicehead and alone, take it home and raise it.
If it's a shithead? Leave it outside for the Remis.
What to do what to do?
>>14492333
I know!
>>14492337
That facial expression does not match the dialogue at all.
>>14492333creampieOr anal creampie
Honestly it's up to you anon.
>>14492366
Or death by birds, that's always a option.
>>14492408
That bird looks really cute wearing Maricha's hat
No ko is safe.
>>14492423
I imagine it say I'm the boss now
I like the livestock ones
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>>14484251
Satorin and the Lez OL
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/646
>>14492503
You can't stop now.
Choose best to worse
>Yukkuri on Yukkuri violence from pointless conflicts or just natural selection
>Dumb Yukkuri bring themselves tragic moronic deaths (darwin award)
>Shitheads Yukkuri provoke humans
>Yukkuri die miserable deaths from harsh nature/urban environments
>Abyuse of happy Yukkuri families just for the sake of enjoy their pain and misery
>>14492503
Ignore the other anon.
Keep going.
>>14494341
1.Abyuse of happy SHITHEAD Yukkuri families just for the sake of enjoy their pain and misery
2.Yukkuri die miserable deaths from harsh nature/urban environments
3.Dumb Yukkuri bring themselves tragic moronic deaths (darwin award)
4.Shitheads Yukkuri provoke humans
5.Yukkuri on Yukkuri violence from pointless conflicts or just natural selection
I used to be into this stuff a couple years ago, but there was only so much stuff to go through before I had exhausted all. Are there still high quality comics being made?
I remember one story about a family? or so being raised in an outdoor terrarium and struggling with cold and stuff, but I don't seem to have saved it.
>>14494499
OH NO
>>14494502
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14494511
NOOOOOO DEAR GOD NOOO
>>14494517
NO REIMU NO OH GOD PLZ STOP OH NO
>>14494516
Are you okay?
>>14494517
Oh god, I want to torture that fucking bitch so hard
>>14494523
The marisa?
>>14494528
Yes.
Shitty liar doesn't deserve an easy death, too.
>>14494531
I agree.
>>14494534
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14494534
I don't know if I can go on reading this.
What horrid things await poor Reimu?
MODS PLZ DELETE
>>14494568
That was too harsh.
I vomited up some of my beanpaste
>>14494586
I don't believe it. I don't.
The next pic you post is probably it being grilled on the bbq or something
>>14494563
My dick can only get so erect.
>>14494610
There you go :3
This is the last for now. I don't want to flood the thread.
Tips, tricks and general information about this game?
>>14494563
Mister is an easy actor
Getting pretty uneasy in here.
>>14494583
>apart
>>14494563
Holy fucking shit what a ride.
Flan sees her next meal.
>>14494486
The Yukkurarium one is a great story but the pool is all fucked up and out of order on OYP making it a pain in the ass to read.That and it just fucking stops in the middle PUFF
>>14475692
I'd get a Patchy, it's the only yukkuri who isn't a fullretard.
Also they're cute and i don't like seeing them being bullied.
>>14494569
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/250
>>14494966
I think that was the state when I stopped paying attention to Yukkuri a couple years ago. That really sucks.
I never found a complete version of this either.
>>14494531
Agreed. Usually I enjoy abyuse purely to satisfy sadism but this really pisses me off because the Reimu was such a perfect nicehead.
Fuck that Marisa and her retarded owner.
>>14492503
tree fell on cable line
>>14496355
there
>>14494568
I just love the idea that Reimu knows her accessory is being taken away, but has no way to stop it, or even to communicate it.
>>14495111
It was never finished.
>>14494615
Art, this is art
Someone spoonfeed me easy and link me where can I find more abyuse stories shitty slaves
>>14498408
Go find it yourself you shit manjuu
>>14498521
>shit manjuu
That's not very city-sec, mister anonymous, go drop dead easy.
>>14498541
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/index
I do this only because the fandom is dying and we need more potential artists/translators.
Take it easy, anons.
Take it easy.
>>14494650
but lots of common adults and some rares.
Separate the shitheads and the niceheads using a wall.
Take the shitheads and impregnate them or shake them until they rape eash other.
Be kind to the nice heads and give them balls and nice foods while feeding the shitheads vigura.
Sell the shithead babies of the shithead parents until you have a lot of money.
Place the nicehead babies with the other niceheads.
Punish any shithead that wiggles it's butt or shows you it's privates.
An orange amp will allow you to abuse shitheads without killing them,.
>>14494563
I've been lurking /jp/ for 2 years and never seen something that fucked up
I'm getting older...
>>14500256
I don't think there's ever been another abyuse series that horrific, and I'm including True Happiness here.
Quick, everyone draw Yukkuri.
I don't think this one was half bad considering it was freehand with a mouse and I only spent like two minutes on it.
>>14500418
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1277?page=2
is this translated?
Jao?
>>14504790
The one yukkuri I would never eat.
Not out of compassion, but because spicy foods turn my ass into a flamethrower.
>>14494563
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14504968
I'd totally read a yukkuri doujin where Osaka got a pet yukkuri and killed it by not paying attention.
>>14504977
Yukkuri die by accident all the time
>>14504977
There's a few with anons that try to take care of the yukkuri but end up killing them on accident. I can't remember any pool names but there's a handful of them on OYP.
There should be more heartwarming comics, with good ends.
Seeing a Yukkuri family go through hell, but finally be able to take it easy in the end would be refreshing.
Too much abyuse kills the abyuse.
>>14507329
Fine, I'll dump one.
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>>14507404
Warm and fuzzy feelings make my soul comfy.
Thanks, anon.
>>14507404
Would you hug a dosu, /jp/ ?
>Try Simyukkuri for the first time.
>2 yukkuris, one nice Reimu, one shithead Marisa
>Buy another Marisa by mistake, also a shithead.
>Give them a bed, a toilet, normal food and two balls.
>They take it easy.
>Marisa1 refreshes with Marisa2.
>Marisa2 gets pregnant, all babies die on the stalk, the mother's stress skyrockets, the two others still take it easy.
(apparently using orange juice reduces injury : do babies have to be nurtured this way while on the stalk ?)
>Try to give them yukkuri viagra.
>Reimu its it, no effect.
>Marisa1 eats it.
>Turns into a maelstrom of lust.
>Chases Reimu, rapes her.
>Rape her again.
>She dies.
>Marisa1 then rushes to Marisa2, rapes her at least five times until she dies.
>Marisa1 is left between two decaying corpses, jumping frantically with a retarded rape face.
>quit game.
Man, this shit is brutal.
>>14510360
You can give OJ to stalk babies, yeah. Be careful you don't accidentally pick them, though, they die and the mother gets super upset.
I try to keep niceheads and shitheads separated by a wall, and leave the shitheads to their own devices. It's especially funny when you get a Deibu because they're remorselessly horrible.
>>14510922
It is also fun to shake alices while they are still on the stalk.
Take it easy everyone.
>>14510360
Is there any way to get simyukkuri in english?
>>14511154
The version I DL'ed from one yukkuri place, using the link in the description of the "simyukkuri" tag, was in english.
>>14511154
The "Hiatus" version has the most options and is mostly translated. Some of the yukkuri's speech is still in Japanese but the more popular ones (save for some of Marisa's and the Dosu for some reason) are complete.
Why does a nicehead Marisa turn into a shithead when she becomes Dosu?
(and then proceed to leave gigantic piles of shit everywhere and refuse to use the toilet?)
>>14475300
>216 replies
>in a week
>in /jp/
Jesus christ
>>14511856
Is this a lot?
>>14512422
It's definitely one of the faster yukkuri threads in a long time.
>>14512442
That image just gave me flashbacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
>>14511786
Context?
>>14511088
Holy shit
>>14513616
SimYukkuri.
>>14511786
How do you turn a Marisa into a dosu ?
Also, how to raise a Yukkuri's complacency score ?
>>14514572
A lack of Dosu in a group of yulkuri will make a Marisa transform into Dosu.
I want to own the hayaiest Yu
Nothing makes me want to abuse a yukkuri more than them doing a poopoo and announcing it as if they demand their owner cleans it up.
Why can't they just have manners?
This is always a proper method of dealing with the problem.
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>>14512442
Thx I try.
I want YD to support my love of aquatic Marisa. Shell Marisa would be even better.
>>14515433
>shell at the bottom
>>14515433
Shell is a SHIT!
A useless GIGANTIC SHIT.
A BIG ONE
A GRAT ONE.
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>>14515507
Way too uneasy.
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>>14515560
Are we still having this argument? It's been what, like 4 years?
>shell did literally nothing wrong
Which yukkuri wuld you nevah abyuse, mr anonymous? Patchy is an eajy one and very very shmart as well!
>>14516845
Remi, Fran, Myon,..list is too long.
Anyone except for Reimu, Alice, Marisa and Patchy.
>>14516850
>abusing patchy
For this you die easy.
>>14516860
Stop
>>14516845
I'll kill them all
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>>14516903
Would you abuse rare types?
>>14516945
yes
This yukkuri abuse shit is for fucking wierdos
>>14517175
Where do you think you are?
>>14516845
Simply put, I could never abuse a nicehead Yukkuri, whatever type it is. They're simply too cute for that.
>>14516845
Only Marichas and Reimyu should be abyused, literally everyone other Yu is God tier
>>14517420
This guy gets it.
