I want to hug the yama!
get in the line nerd
Yama's are for cuddling!
Sexually cuddle??
>>14461282
Puffy Yama!
Cuddling with lazy workers!
>>14461228
guilty for causing diabeties
>>14461254
guilty for being a hasty faggot
>>14461275
guilty for treating Yama as plushie, she isn't your toy
>>14461282
Guilty GUILTY GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>14461300
guilty for anti-work propaganda
The yama's feeling hot!
>>14461319
Guilty for staring creepily too long that resulted in sweating, eventually dehydrating and dying.
going on a date with the judge!
>>14461331
Guilty for taking up time of ever so busy Yama, embarrassing her and dressing in un-just clothes.
Would the Yama and the Detective Yama get along?
I want the Yama to tell me what I'm doing wrong in life so that I may fix it!
>>14461353
Guilty for misplacing exclamation point, do NOT shout in the court room.
Guilty for typing names and surnames without a capitalized letter.
Guilty for knowing your own sins yet asking for someone to judge them.
Making a rockband with the yama!
>>14461360
>Guilty for misplacing exclamation point, do NOT shout in the court room.
This isn't a courtroom, and besides, the Yama doesn't need a courtroom.
>Guilty for typing names and surnames without a capitalized letter.
Huh?
>Guilty for knowing your own sins yet asking for someone to judge them.
But I don't know. That's why I'm asking!
>>14461364
Guilty for spending time on frivolous activities instead of dedication to hard work that also helps others.
>>14461366
Double sentence for not paying attention to capitalization of surnames.
Hey /jp/, I just had a great idea.
Why don't we sexualize the Yama?
>>14461382
That sounds lovely, anon. Man, I wanna FUCK the Yama!!!!
I LOVE THE YAMA
>>14461282
I don't know what I want to lick more. Those cute, perk breasts, that chubby tummy and adorable navel, or that deliciously puffy vagina.
>>14461382
Guilty for spreading immoral message.
>>14461385
Guilty for being in cooperation with the above.
>>14461387
Guilty for being selfish and picturing the Yama taking inappropriate pose with the use of her rod.
>>14461401
Guilty for heavy breathing causing the climate change.
>>14461421
I want to have rough, unprotected sex with the Yama while she lectured me on how immoral my behavior is! As she's in the middle of a long lecture on the importance of waiting till marriage and not having children outside of wedlock, I'd nut inside of her, filling her fertile womb with my seed.
>>14461441
>fertile
She's a statue. She can't have kids.
>>14461449
By that logic she also can't talk or move or breath or think because she's a statue. Just look at her lewd body, she's clearly made for producing little Yamas.
>>14461449
Where there's a will, there’s a way.
Physics has never be able to stop the dicklust of the human once he finds something that is his fetish.
I WANT TO SIN WITH THE YAMA !!!!!!
>>14461476
>cowtits on Yama
>>14461479
How can it be wrong if it feels so right?
>>14461519
why does it feels so good while hurts so bad
>>14461519
Disgusting, senpai.
>>14461655
STROKING RODS WITH THE YAMA!!!
>>14461319
>>14461382
>>14461385
>>14461441
Bring on the lewd Yama
Beach time!
Eiki-sama. You suck.
I would marry the yama.
What would you do on a date with the yama /jp/ ?
>>14465844
Marry her!
>>14465848
You need to go on a date first. She wouldn't just marry anybody she just met, you know?
>>14465860
Then the zoo!
>>14465877
Petting moon rabbits with her would be nice...
>>14465892
Seems like a visit to the bamboo forest is a must.
The things that I would do to those legs...
>>14471380
Blue hair makes her look like Kogasa minus the heterochromia.
>>14461441
Guilty for having fun while posting with the usage of /a/'s memes
>>14461449
Guilty for underestimating others.
>>14461456
Guilty for picturing the Yama as symbol of sex instead of justice.
>>14461460
Guilty for idealizing and deliberate desire to sin instead of improvement.
So many sinful tongues to punish...
>>14472941
With respect, Yama-sama, the actual punishment of the guilty is entirely out of your jurisdiction. Please do not overstep your bounds.
>>14472960
She can if you're lying!
>>14472960
Well, that's true. got a bit carried away with so many sinners to judge...
>>14472960
It is in fact her job to punish certain cases, such as lying. Do you presume to tell the Yama what her job is?!
>>14473271
I don't believe you, and yes.
>>14472941
I want the Yama to punish my tonguewith hers!
>>14461331
Might as well date judge dredd
>>14475213
I want to massage, kiss, and lick the Yama's sweaty and tired feet after she's spent a long day of work dispensing justice!
>>14475825
lick your own socks after running for few miles for experience
What are you looking at?
>>14479523
Your absolute territory. Why?
>>14479767
She sure has nice legs!
>>14473620
Shiki Eiki would give you fifty lashings with her rod for saying things like that.
Fifty lashings with her meat rod to your sinful, immoral throat.
>>14473271
The ones doing the punishment are usually the kishins or oni.
Very cute smile!
I want to worship the mountain!
>>14480386
And the yama is the one to pull out your tongue for lying. Or have you forgotten that? What do you think the Rod of Remorse is for?
>>14485910
Smacking people around.
>>14485943
It is for delivering punishment proportional to one's sins, hence why it gets heavier when used against sinners.
>>14486004
It's not the only thing that gets heavier when I meet Yama
>>14481858
I want to hug Eiki and tell her that she is loved!
>>14486187
Of course she is!
>>14485906
I want to kiss the belly of the Yama inappropriately.
No Yama compatibility for me.
>>14465844
Take her to a secluded place to prevent her from leacturing random people while we're dating.
I want to hug the Yama!
>>14489423
What's this from?
Is thinking the yama was a boy when I first saw them a sin?
Yama is guilty, for being way too erotic.
If she is so adamant about judging people and lecturing them then why doesnt she deal with all the incidents instead of reimu? Pretty hypocritical to let somebody pick up the trash and then complain that there was trash on the ground to begin with.
>>14503689
The Yama has all of Gensokyo's sin to manage. You think she's got time for those little incidents?
>>14503689
Unlike Reimu, the Yama has a job. And she's not going to just leave her job to do stuff.
The cutest judge!
>>14489423
Hah!
>>14505633
I like listening to lectures and pretty self aware guess i'd enjoy her company
>>14505633
Reimu is always near the bottom.
Legs.
>>14508602
She's too neutral to be anywhere else.
>>14514515
Always wondered why she's got such a lewd outfit. I mean, it's not some string bikini or anything, but...short skirt, bare legs, everything else covered. The eye is going to be drawn straight to those legs. What the hell, Eiki?
>>14514526
Naughty girl.
>>14516411
Far from it. Hence why it's so odd.
Eiki goes to war!
>>14520396
Please don't, Eiki. You're too nice. You'll die.
>>14520396
Shouldn't she be neutral?
Merry Christmas /jp/ !
>>14523729
She makes the most sense as santa, she really does know if you're naughty or nice.
>>14524414
The Yama doesn't get enough sleep.
>>14524448
>>14524414
I want tobug the yama while she sleeps!
>>14524414
>>14524448
I want to cover her with a blanket so she doesn't get cold!
http://exhentai.org/g/731915/a9f705e674/
Do you know what it means to be born?
>>14526319
That was an interesting read, thanks!
>>14529880
Yeah, I find it to be a good look at what may have happened to Shiki and how she became a Yama
That, and she looks cute with the little side hair thing
We need more interessting Shiki reads.
surprise
cunnilingus
>>14526319
>Do you know what it means to be born?
To suffer and live in a world where I will be xposed to many wonderful things, then realize that I can never attain them, and they cant exist alongside me?
Why didnt God make cute anime girls real?
>>14536657
But they are real!In your heart
>>14536657
Are you saying you don't believe in Gensokyo?
Does she mind if you look at her legs?
>>14545553
nothing wrong about looking at cute legs!
>>14545553
They're usually behind a big desk, so you can't.
The yama wishes you all a sin free, new year!
I wish Yama's breasts weren't so small.
>>14557805
>>14557805
I wish you were incapable of voicing your opinion.
>>14516655
Whos is the picture frame!?
>>14559003
Paul McCartney.
Does the Yama treat sexual thoughts about her any differently than sexual thoughts in general?
>>14557805
It's much cuter this way!
>>14525470
sleep tight yammers
I want to put my head on her lap!
>>14505633
>Mint
Guilty for using shitty distro.
>>14563163
You can't crumple something cute (which flat) to enjoying state.Except it cute pastry.
YABADABADOOOOOO
>>14582498
I want to hug her from behind so bad
>>14586744
That might not earn a lecture unless you fondle her.
