Performing the mating press on a Flatchested Kikimora
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Elves are for healing.
>go to take a shit
>get mercy killed by the mods
Lets go for 3,000+ without hitting image limit, okay?
Today OP was not a faggot.
4th for all of the overworked and under-appreciated writefags.
>>14456181
There aren't any. No writefag drama, please.
>>14456152
still dead despite new thread
Assuming direct control.
How come this smug mother fucker gets to be the first one to have an official doujin?
>>14456192
Maybe if OP picked a better maid to start the thread with we wouldn't be so dead.
>>14456192
It's early. All the good NEETS are sleeping.
>>14456152
>Performing the mating press
I want!
>>14456203
End yourself abominationfaggot.
So does the rest of the thread always think of monsters talking in an accent appropriate for there country of origin. Like Kikis being Slavic, or Elves being Nordic, or shoggoths being from New England
>>14456202
Shit taste.
>>14456213
No, I don't think of them talking at all. I'm not good at imagining voices.
>>14456202
Because KC understood the world needs more Cheshire. Seriously, before the doujin was announced I'm pretty sure Fizzshire had more art than the profile design.
>>14456152
>OP about flat-chested maid
>Uses the medium-chested redhead kiki instead of black haired twintails loli kiki
>>14456203
Maybe, but there's no maid better than a kikimora so it's a moot point.
>>14456189
>there aren't any
Maybe not overworked, but some are a little under-appreciated at times. Not trying to cause drama, just sending good vibes to fellow writefags.
>>14456230
Please no. It will all end in tears.
>>14456218
post it
>>14456225
>>14456237
>>14456155
All Good Monster girls deserve healing.
Maybe even some evil ones if they cry about losing to a hero all the time
>>14456241
literally the perfect file name
>>14456262
All good heroes deserve to be healed by evil monstergirls
>>14456272
What a classy matron.
>>14456272
That Oni looks like she'd be fun to drink with.
Cuddle too but mostly drink with, she looks like she has a good story or two to tell.
Monstergirls being scared of other monstergirls because of what they are.
Cute Alices afraid and grossed out by giant slugs
Beelzebubs scared shirtless of spidergirls
Angels afraid of devils and devils terrified of valkiryes
spidergirls afraid of Ignis because PERISH IN FLAMES!
>>14456262
>evil
Onto the sword it goes.
>>14456288
Not this shit again.
>>14456291
Always
>>14456285
Shoggoths and Kikis fight each other on the spot when their eyes meet
Apos and Pharaohs are a given
Scyllas and Charibs too
Yetis and Wendigos also duel with one another
>>14456297
How do Yetis and Wendigos duel? Can't imagine any aggression from them.
>>14456303
>'AWA' and throws a snowball at Yeti
>Yeti throws one back
>>14456285
Dormice are terrified of Cheshires, not because they're cats but because they have a habit of pranking them as they sleep.
Jinkos and Hellhounds wrestle for supremacy whenever they meet
Kikis get nervous whenever a Wurm passes by, thinking they'll accidentally plough right through their master's house
>>14456303
Hugging duel, they each grab a guy and see who can snuggle him the best.
>>14456316
>Yeti gets a flashback to her mommy
>"Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!"
>Encounter starts to play
Mmm, yes.
>>14456152
>"M-Master." she blushes and adjusts her glasses
>After finishing her task of cleaning the study, she found you watching her
>"Is my work to your liking? You let it get awfully dirty in here master." You walk towards her, not saying a thing "Are you hungry? Dinner is in the oven, it'll be ready soon, it's roasted chicken tonight..."
>You walk closer still, circling around her, eventually placing you hands on her delicate shoulders "Master?"
>You move your hands from her shoulders down to her waist, hugging her tightly "M-Master..."
>You swing her off her feet, holding her at an angle like a dancer, you stare into her eyes "W-What exactly is it you're doing? There's work to be done, you know?"
>You kneel down and lay her onto the study's plush, large oriental carpet
>She begins to protest but you lift a fuzzy, floppy ear and blow into it before biting the tip
>You lift her thick, modest skirt revealing her black garters and panties, which you proceed to rip off
>You then ravish her delicate, pale body with an animal-like mating press, releasing copious amounts of semen insider her, all the while she clings to you
>You kiss her all over and get off of her, zipping up
>She brushes herself off and fixes her clothes, standing up "Very well, master. Like I said, dinner will be ready soon."
>She serves dinner and eats beside you like nothing happened>"Now I'm most likely pregnant and now the chicken's overdone too because of what you did, you'll take responsibility, r-right?"
>>14456203
REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth, you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell
>>14456288
My man.
>>14456336
You're so silly.
>>14456327
>treating sex like it's just a matter of course
I did not know how badly I wanted this.
>>14456327
But are the carpets still clean?
Reminder that you're loved out there, somewhere. Never lose hope, and never let her down!
>>14456336
Brother.
>>14456348
Bloody hell, that's astonishing.
>>14456348
But she's not real.
>>14456288
>>14456336
Evil monstergirls are best monstergirls
>>14456318
>Yeti puts on her best Golgo 13 serious face and charges in for the hug
>Wendigo awawas off out of fear and starts running
>Benny Hill style chase ensues and the Yeti has to catch the Wendigo
>>14456368
>Yakkety Sax intensifies
You! You did this to me!
>>14456363
Damn right they are.
>>14456363
I want to play her rump like a bongo!
>>14456363
>evil is edgy
>but not if monstergirls are involved
Jump off a cliff
>>14456305
>>14456316
>Guy gets lost in blizzard
>yeti and wendigo both converge
>notice each other before man notices either
>yeti approaches, calls out to man before a snowball nails her in the face
>wendigo begins to creep up to man "awawawa.mp4" starts
>promptly cut off by snowball
>Man still freezing
>luckily the local yuki-onna was there to help him
I want to be a hero who saves the land but upon beating the demon lord, marries her instead of killing her.
>She's knelt on the ground having accepted death
>You place the flat of your sword against her neck, she winces
>You sheath it, her head still hung low
>You kneel down and grab her hand
>Kissing the back of her hand, you smile as she blushes and gasps in astonishment
>"Leading a reformed life as my bride is surely better than being executed here, no?"
>"EEEEEEEEHHHHHH?"
>Party members are stunned and that human cleric girl in the party starts crying because she just assumed she'd eventually become your wife
>>14456358
That's quitter talk anon, are you a quitter?
>>14456348
I will!
>>14456400
That's right, you just gotta pierce the veil of reality using your D powers!
Need more Sweaters, their is not enough
>>14456406
No dumping now.
>>14456406
>>14456409
I wont, Just stating a fact
>>14456409
>>14456410
I, yeah, sorry.
>>14456399
>saying no to cleric/nun pussy
I HATE YOU!
>>14456410
I love Apophis now. She's so deep, and throughful, and purple.
>>14456420
>humie pussy
>ever
nice me.
>>14456420
But she's a human.
What's your opinion onyanderehuman girlswho turn into monsters for the man they love
>>14456443
Intrigue. Tell me more.
>>14456443
I have tthe desire to know more about this, tell me
>>14456318
>Loyalty to your husband or loyalty to me!
>>14456432
I could say the same to you.
>>14456435
>not being an equal opportunity employer
>>14456454
>There is no such thing as a "lover" in absolute terms!
>>14456443
I'd rather they stay human and simply take out any monstergirl rivals.
>>14456445
>>14456453
Oh, you know, being a monster has many advantages. Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
There are so many possibilities.
>>14456459
This nigga gets it.
>>14456456
Why go for the inferior product?
>>14456458
>You twist your wrist when you grab onto the shoulder blades. That's more of an underhanded cuddling technique.
>You're pretty good
>>14456469
Diamond in the rough. Plus fucking holy women silly is my fetish.
Oh noes!
Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep!
What are you going to do with her?
>>14456443
I'm more interested in Yandere slimes pulling a Super Buu on human girls I look at/talk to
Boss. We got a call from some craftsmen who need rare ingredients to do whatever it is they're working on. They offered to pay us good money to obtain the materials they require. It might not sound like our line of work, but the specific ingredients they need can only be harvested from Monsters. I've put the details on your iDroid if you're interested in some big game.
Good hunting, Boss.
>>14456475
What's this from? Seems incredibly depressing, but potentially heartwarming.
>>14456475
Call CPS.
>>14456475
She is just precious, fuck. That .webm always hurts my heart.
>Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her?
Raise into a good wife and treat her well until consummation on our wedding night
>>14456474
Eh. Not worth it.
>>14456475
Tenderly love and corrupt.
>>14456348
It gets rough at times, but I don't have time to bleed.
>>14456475
Someone's translating this or is it just that webm?
>>14456490
Your lust is weak.
>>14456485
Teaching Feeling.
>>14456490
It's human girls or nobody.
Shit eating grin.jpg
>>14456472
>Yeti tries to do the Ocelet "You're pretty good" hands
>Her paws are too big
>>14456497
But I can get a monstergirl that can alleviate all my lust.
>>14456499
>not fully translated
I'm taking out my frustrations on this fox.
>>14456463
>Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
10/10 waifu material.
>>14456509
But they're not real anon.
>Oppai Barometz
I'm totally fine with this.
>>14456526who drew this?
>>14456496
Translation though I think he dropped it at 45%
>>14456521
Exactly.
>>14456526
What happens if I rip her out of the pulp?
>>14456526
I'd lick that Barometz's metz's.
>>14456530
Paundo, he's a guy on pixiv who pumps out a bunch of low-mid quality at best stuff, it doesn't appear to be on his page yet though. KC retweeted it earlier.
>>14456535
Ooooooooh, you cheeky bugger, I like you. Never alp.
>>14456538
It would be extremely.
I want to spoil a nice, plump alice.
>>14456545
She's a big.
>>14456550
FORE! Wurm likes golf!
>>14456549
I want to give a nice plump Alice Wonderland Cake and make her into an Onee-san
And then spoil her
>>14456550
you
Cyberpunk and Monster Girls. Discuss.
>>14456549
I want to play totally innocent games with an Alice. Like Snakes and Ladders or cards.
>>14456558
So basically Shadowrun?
>>14456558
sounds Interesting at least
>>14456560
That's good too.
>>14456553
Plump alice imotous are best!
An oneesan alice is essentially a titania!
>>14456569
She's still plump and lazy, and has the alice look and dress though!
>>14456510
>Be traveling war torn country.
>Come across this fox girl
>She shakes as she tries lifting the assault rifle.
>You remove theMagazine
>Ask her if she understand English, or get a translator who knows the local languages to translate.
>Tell her she's going to be fine and try to take her
>She screams, kicks, struggles and even bites as you take her and put her in a truck and eventually onto a plane or chopper heading back home.
>You take her to a hospital where her eye is treated the best they can, learn she may need glasses one day because of the damage to her eye
>She is disinfected and bandages up and given small portions of food until she can take more
>As this goes on you are working with the government to adopt her as part of a rehabilitation movement of child soldiers.
>Eventually she is cleared to leave and you take her home. You give her a white room and tell her that whatever she wants done to it she just needs to ask.
>You home school her the best you can along with attending sessions with a physiologist to help her get over her trauma.
>Eventually she has to go to school to be reintegrated with society.
>It's VERY bumpy but you try your best to help her grow up.
>One day she goes missing after mentioning she can't get the battlefield off her mind.
>You feel like you failed, and spend the rest of your years alone thinking you couldn't help her.
>Another war starts and ends and you go to the country, expecting to find dozens of starving child soldiers but see them all being taken care of.
>You ask who did all this as the soldiers take you to meet their General who won the war for them with minimal casualties.
>You walk in the tent to see a figure looking away
>"It's been a long time...father."
>She turns and you see her scared eye, her other filling with tears
>>14456571
Please,
with alice imotous they need to invite you to tea parties only to bashfully admit that they ate all the cakes before you got there.
>>14456575
Meh, it went from healing to just stupidly easily resolving all problems.
>>14456577
No, an Onee-san Alice is for baking a cake with, and watching as she keeps having "little pieces" of it, only to discover she's eaten the whole cake in just a day!
>>14456611
But you can't lay oneesan alice in you lap while you nap!
You won't have her skit be pinned at an undignified angle so her bear panties are exposed on her big round bottom.
>>14456586
well it was either 'She becomes a normal everyday girl'
or 'she becomes a soldier of some kind'
>>14456575
It's okay.
>>14456625
Why couldn't it be
>She becomes no-nonsense teacher who all the boys have a crush on desoute of or precisely because she's always strict
>>14456410
>"I wonder where he is now."
>"Is he with her?"
>"Are they mating right now?"
>"Will he ever come back?"
>>14456635
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
>>14456635
Brown Country
Yes
Like rutting hogs
Nyet, you blew it
>>14456624
No, but you can do something even better!
You can lay on top of her while she holds you tightly! She'll cuddle you lovingly because you're her sweet otouto!
>>14456635
>>14456639
She sings about him on friday nights at lounges.
>>14242119
>>14456639
I'm sure a nice girl liker her will get over him and find a new boyfriend. It' not like she's going to be alone forever.
Right?
>>14456635
>>14456644
>>14456648
STOP
>>14456647
But she can't look up at you like a chubby alice imotou!
Don't you want to see her pouting up at you only to break into a sunny smile when you pat her head?
>>14456648
Well I blew that.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s
>>14456635
>tracing the path of droplets on the window
>taking in the scent of coffee rising up on tendrils of steam
>as her gaze shifts past the rainwater to the lights of the city beyond
>one question plagues her mind:"What was the name of the song that went bee-bee-boo-bop-beep-boo-boo-bop"". . .""FUCK, THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY."
>>14456654
But then I can look up to a chubby Alice onee-san! And I can pout at her until she gives me a headpat, then break out into a sunny smile!
>>14456661
Nah, she's thinking of bee boo boo bop boo boo bop.
>>14456662
Please,
It sounds like you are the one who wants to be spoiled now!
>>14456667
Maybe I am, is that a crime? We can spoil each other!
>>14456635
>Her childhood friend, Anon, got recently married to another of her childhood friend, Pharaoh-chan. She regrets not all this time not telling Anon her true feelings.
>>14456661
>>14456665
This is turning into Cromartie High, isn't it?
>>14456662
-->alivpce
>chubby
>oneesan
>chubby
Why can't you have a coronary and rid us of you?
>>14456672
The only spoiling you should need is hugs!
Spoil the imotou!
Spoil her till she's he softest around!
>>14456679
God I hope that hamster girl dies
I want to teach an Oomukade how to dance the depression away!
>>14456685
Never seen her show, why?
>>14456693
But bugs can't dance.
>>14456693
Tap dancing, right?
>>14456703
Sure they can, but their dancing will stink. Hehheheheheh. Get it? Stink.
>>14456703
No, that's cats.
>>14456707
No, bugs are gross and have too many legs to dance.
>>14456707
>>14456703
No, that's Genesis.
>>14456685
Never ever kek
I DESIRE TO SHATTER THIS MEME! A HAPPY NON AWKWARD OOMUKADE IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!
>>14456746
Even in death, Alp's shadow still haunts us. The meme has become his phantom.
>>14456746
No, she'll always be sad and only get 5/10 boys at the most.
>>14456746
>Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition.
I can agree with you on odors and 'wimpy neet-ness', but that sentence up there's right from the profile.
What Monster Girls are best big and thick? Sonico thick?Pochaco thick?
>>14456746
>>14456750
The gloomy/depressed part isn't Alp's fault, it's in the profile.
>Disposition Gloomy, ferocious
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.
Although they're still nothing stinkypede neets. They're extremely forward about their desires and won't hesitate to pounce on a guy.
>>14456761
>Pochaco thick
That's just morbidly obese, Sonico is just a nice level of chubby. I wouldn't mind a Jabberwock with a Sonico style body.
ZZZZZZZZZ
>>14456774
I'd a Pochaco-esque Monster Girl.
>>14456761
Holst, oni, dragon, any of them really.
I'd a pochaco tier jinko 100%
>>14456711
Nothis is Patrick
>>14456808
Fat pink starfish monstergirl when?
>>14456810
Sounds like shit desu senpai
Begin with a function or arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.
>>14456816
Mathematically unlikely.
>>14456816
TFW when Succuvirus is the closest any of us will ever get to a real monster girl in our potential life times.
>>14456820
Don't get your panties in a twist over an Alpha Centauri quote.
>>14456777
That mouse is not fat off cheese or pregnant with mice babies.
>>14456816
Neeeeerd
>>14456822
Don't get your panties in a twist over a Deus Ex quote.
>>14456822
>>14456828
NEEEERDS!
>>14456816
>Take come carbon atoms, some hydrogen atoms and combine them. Have them form into bonds of 1:3 for the most basic Methyl groups
>Continue to split and recombine them while feeding back into the original system
>What do you have?
>The fundamental principle of organic lifeAnd a billion years from anything alive. Longer for multicellular creatures.A room full of monkeys would crank out an award winning book before either of those things would generate sentience.
I need twintail monster girls. I njeed them now!
>>14456833
Twintail familiar!
So what happens when one of these strumpets turns all the women in a town where the male:female ratio is skewed towards female into monstergirls? Do they all just draw straws to see who gets a husbando and who has to wait?
>>14456840
Communal husbands, like the Lamias in EMG.
>>14456840
Harems
>>14456840
Communal husbands
>>14456833
I want to convince a big strong Jinko to try twintails and make her blush by calling her cute!
>>14456840
None of you whore wenches will ever lay hands on my virginity! None of you!
>Then I an hero in front of all of them with a shotgun to the head
>>14456840
Direct them to the nearest tech school.
I want to be a squire who gets corrupted by a Dark Matter's lewdness radiation and then assault my Paladin mistress while she sleeps. I'd kiss her on the lips and hug her every night until she began to turn.
>>14456840
I take off my 'Free Hugs' sign and instead put myself out there as a companion of moderate pricing.Free trial hugs available on request
>Be out exploring with your big tough wolf or jinko
>Starts to get cloudy
>Hear thunder
>Suddenly she grabs you and takes you to a cave and protectively cuddles you.
>"What are you...?"
>She hushes you and stares out the cave while keeping you safe
>'Big Sky Boom no hurt.'
>Try to explain to her it's fine, you're not out in the open
>She keeps you close despite protest
What do
>>14456855
>blowing your brains out in the middle of a monster-filled town.
>>14456855
Good boyim
You will make some Will-O-Wisp happy
And you won't run away from her since she literally locks you in herself
>>14456855
This just reminds me of that one scene in Mouth of Madness.
>>14456868
Pretend to be scared of the thunder to get free hugs until she catches on.
>>14456868
I'd just cuddle her tighter an thank her. It's the thought that counts, and she's really thoughtful.
>>14456868
stick a finger up her anus
>>14456871
What happens if I try to hug a Willow while I'm still alive?
>>14456893
>Will-o-wisp with living husbando.
She's gonna turn red, and all of her friends green.
>>14456893
She would be extremely overjoyed.
>>14456860
I want a Dark Matter Paladin onee-san.
>>14456860
I'd rather have a pure paladin oneesan who ascends to valkryiehood but decides to stay with me to continue dealing justiceand breeding new loli valkryies
Anon! I need your help.
Hold this weresheep close and tight for a moment, will you?
>>14456893
For once, I think this might actually fit: it would be extremely painful.
>>14456936
Damn that's cute, it's like that Vestal Virgin Paladin idea I had once, but at the end she gets the childhood friend instead of his son.
>>14456943
I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.
>>14456943
>Not shaving the area first
Artistdoesn'tknowhowtobrand/10
>>14456954
Don't forget that I'd get to come home to a bunch of winged daugtherus in cardboard armor who each want to share their good deeds for the day.
>>14456943
Why would you do that, I'm going to report you to the police
>>14456945
How would it be painful? Because you're not a big guy?
>>14456945
Not when monster mojo is involved.
>>14456964
No, no, that's way too far in the future. I'd concentrate on the part where she ascends and proceeds to use her newly sprouted wings to swoop down on you from the altar and plant her clumsy, wet first kiss right on your lips.
>>14456936
>Paladin onee-san
>Fights to protect humans and monstergirls equally from the evil and corrupt
>More than once, is threatened with corruption herself
>But is eventually rewarded by ascention into a Valkyrie
>Doesn't turn into a Dark Valkyrie, but remains pure through sheer belief and conviction,
>Gives birth to two beautiful Valkyrie children, glowing with a golden light even immediately after delivery
>>14456981
Only if her eyes are closed and she's beet red from embarrassment at kissing in front of others.
>>14456983
Yep,
Don't forget the wing hugs, both from her and the tiny valkyrie daughterus
How do you feel about fit dragons?
>>14456985
Only after she'd munched on your lips for a good minute and had to come up for air. You know her wings would curl up into a cocoon to hide herself, too.
>>14456943
I'll hold her tight and close while I'm running away to get her to safety you sick fuck.
>>14456996
Extremely nice, even if my favourite Dragons are slim and elegant.
>>14456996
I think my dick will fit inside one just fine.
>>14456996
>How do you feel about fit Xgirls
[X] Lick Abs
>>14456997
I want to stroke her wings after a day of hard work.
>>14456996
Would stroke abs.
>>14456996
I love them. If only she were black of scale and acidic of tongue.
I like retards.
>>14456959
>>14456968
>>14456999
For a thread about monsters, there's a surprising amount of humanity here.
>Have Monster girl waifu
>Be out on a date
>Suddenly evil wizard comes up and splits your waifu into two, a human version of her and a full on animal version of her species, effectively spiting the monster from the girl.
>The only way to remove the curse is to kill him, but he's going to be in his lair guarded by Super Demons and Lovecraftian horrors
What do you do?
>>14457014
Girls who are monsters on the outside is what we're after, not people without a speck of decency.
>>14457015
Fuck both versions of waifu
>>14457015
I teach my waifu the fusion technique so she can go back to normal.
>>14457015
Eh, she's just gonna alp again. It's not like all the Mamono mana that let it happen just disappeared.
>>14457015
Wizards are too busy reading and questioning the fundamentals of our magical place in the universe. They would not go around throwing curses on innocent passerby willy-nilly.
>>14457015
Ask a Lilim for help, they're our allies after all, and I bet she doesn't like what he's doing at all.
How does your waifu protect you from lusty monstergirls, who want to take you away?
>>14457015
Kill him before he can leave. Simple.
Wife.
>>14457028
What if he's gone senile?
>>14457034
By being a Hellhound.
>>14457027
Or if she just turned into a human girl I can monsterize her into something different this time, like maybe an alperwock. Thanks wizard!
>>14457034
Mountain range.
>>14457034
Booby traps that lead to bigger boobies.
>>14457039
Wife
>>14456996
I'd like to have one as a lifting buddy.
>>14457034
Anti-NTR protocols. Those thirsty bitches will be jelly forever.
>>14457050
ouch
>>14457010
Those big, white, fluffy pigeon wings? They'd shiver and perk up every time you gave her sore, new flying muscles a good rub. Eventually she'd have to stretch them a bit, and how better to do that than to wrap them around you over and over again?
>>14457049
That one made me laugh.
Is she an Amazon?
>>14457055
It's okay, Vampire saliva is a natural anesthetic.
>>14457053
>shit form
>literal cowtits
9/10, would only hugg if I couldn't get my waifu.
>>14457034
Nobody wants trouble from a woman who would look at you like this.
>>14457055
Not ouch
>>14456397
>not wanting to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil warlord MG
no anon maybe you should jump off the cliff
>>14457056
Indeed, fluffy white wing cocoons.
>>14457058
Yes, one who is of the opinion that 'breast' method' of keeping me safe is by making sure the girls can't get in the house.
Or walk without their hands carrying heavy breasts.
>>14457055
Not as ouch as getting drained through thedick
>>14456990
The daughters would be so small, they'd only be able to wrap up your arms or legs with their wings.
Then they'd get all snuggled up by their mother, cocooning all of you with her massive, fluffy wings.
>>14457072
Damn.
That's one hell of a period.
>>14457034
Screech and dive at them. Or makes me wear a "Best Husband" wristband if I go out b myself.
>>14456996
I'd love a muscular monstergirl anything.
Also, is that chick based off the MGE Dragon?
>>14457074
Indeed.
Don't you want to come home and have your valkryie daughterus wrap your legs up like fluffy white shin guards?
>>14457050
Wife
