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What kind of presents do Monstergirls get?
Have you been good this year?
I want to play the bongos on my Kobold daughteru's ass while she's gagged with a bone-shaped bit gag!
>>14440273
LOTS of dicks. DicksEVERYWHERE.
>>14440274
Good enough.
Shorties with big titties are love.
>"Ne ne, oniisan. Help me study!"
>"For every answer I get right, I get a kiss, okay?
Ah. Right back with me...
>>14440287
Depends. What'cha studying?
>>14440287
Okay, but for every one she gets wrong she loses a piece of clothing. When the clothes are gone, then we start adding the bondage gear.
>>14440291
thermodynamics
>>14440290Bigger.
>>14440291Math.
>>14440293
I hope this involves buttplugs eventually.
The protagonist of the last game you played is dropped into MGE world (or if there's a party, the character of your choice). How do they fare?
Personally, he's either going to do amazing or be miserable.
>>14440274
The wurm daughter has been a little angel this year. She deserves something special, but won't tell me what she wants and I don't know what to get her.
>>14440286
What about tallies with small titties?
>>14440305
Oh, butt plugs, nipple clamps, various cuffs, egg vibrators, latex opera gloves, locking leather ballet boots and then a big red ball gag to round every thing off are what I have in store.
>>14440303
Well shit. I guess we're both learning something.
>>14440305
Thank goodness it's math. I need to apply all that calculus undergrad EE has taught me somewhere.
>>14440311
Tomboys are fabulous
>>14440309
>Generic Hentai RPG maker character from generictghentai RPG maker game
Instantly alps and spends the rest of her days having dicks fall into her vagina like there were magnets in there or something.
Also she has enough firepower to level the whole planet but she keeps losing and getting raped anyways. I wonder why?
>>14440309
>FFXIV
>MMO with totally player created character with no real other unique traits outside of what the player prescribes to them
>Bloodborne
>Same deal, created character used to interact with the world with no discernible character of their own
>Warframe
>Ditto
>Dragon Age: Inquisition
Well at least that one talks and has some actual character to them.
>>14440309
>Frieza
...Shit
>>14440320
>monster girl imouto asks you to help her study
>She does well in all her classes except this one
>You reward her for doing well, but sexually punish her for failures
>She continuously does poorly in the class and is punished
>She starts to develop a fetish for getting punished by onii-chan
>Let's her other grades start to slp so she can get punished more
Congrats, anon. You took a girl with a proising future and turned her into another slut for the sake of your own perversions.
>>14440309
I used Ike in Smash if that counts.
He will get mad pussy.
Imaging teaching calculus to your waifu.I like helping people and math, so it would lend itself very well to me.
>>14440309
>SS hime from kancolle
People would probably think she's some weird mermaid or something.
>>14440309
>PMD
So, technically myself?
>>14440344
But anon, I don't even know calculus myself!
>>14440309
>Zhao Yun
At least he'll find himself a Ryu, right?
I want to start a dark-ambient synth pop duo with a Gazer!
>>14440309
Oh.
>>14440344
>Calculus
We're going straight to Differential Equations.
Hope she can memorize Laplace and Fourier transform tables!
>>14440344
>tfw didn't know Gazer had a tail for maybe a year
>>14440309
Exterminatus.
The Emperor protects.
>>14440309
>Miles Edgeworth
He'll solve any murders he finds, but he'll get husbando'd
>>14440363
Wait, Gazers have a tail?
>>14440261
I'm doomed.
>>14440360
>Calculus
Fuck that shit with a 20 foot barge pole. Why the fuck is calculus a required course for colleges? Unless you need it for your major, it's a waste of time, money, and effort that 99% of the people learning it will either never understand or never use outside of the class.
>>14440273
Risque pictures of the boy they like.
>>14440360
You have to start somewhere reasonable or she'll give up and become complacent with not learning at all. You have to lead her into it naturally.
>>14440363
>>14440368
She has the nicest and fluffiest of tails, perfect for sniffing.
>>14440273
A present in husband's lap with the bottom cut out.
>>14440344
I can't, I hate math.
>>14440368
Yup, where do you think all that extra hair and those eye stalks come from?
>>14440372
>he can't do calculus
5 year olds can learn calculus anon, it's called you go to uni so you can become an educated human being.
At least try to match the learning potential of kindergarteners.
http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/03/5-year-olds-can-learn-calculus/284124/
>>14440375
>crisps
She some kind of britbong?
>>14440375
>>14440355
>>14440344
can they make the eye-stalks go away or are they ever-present?
>>14440309
>Soul Calibur II Voldo
They're fucked. They're all fucked.
>>14440382
I honestly thought all that hair was her, well, hair.
I didn't know it was a tail. Themoreyouknow.jpg
>>14440384
YesTechnically I am as well.
>>14440387
No, they're always there.She may try to hide them though.
>>14440391
Like I said, I did too until Gazerfag showed up. Based Gazerfag.
>>14440397
Goddamn, she's cute as a button in that pic.
>>14440404
>Gazerfag is not only dropping love but knowledge
Based indeed. Always good to learn about anatomy
>>14440383
Did you even read that article? There's a difference between being familiar with certain concepts and actually solving equations on paper. All that article says is that kids can be introduced to certain mathematical concepts at a young age and have them comprehend it if done properly, not that kindergarteners can do calculus.
This Gazerposting has been getting out of hand for a while now.Post centipedes to balance it out.
>>14440417
pedes are stinky tho
>>14440417I don't save centipedes because they're icky.
>>14440417
>"...f-f-for you~"
>>14440428
Bane?
>>14440428
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>14440340
Tell her that it's not a punishment if she enjoys it, and then only give her what she wants if she does well. Go back to tutoring her in a business-like manner until her grades improve.
>>14440417
Okay.
>>14440428
>"You're a big girl."
>>14440415
If you can't solve the equations, you don't understand the concepts.
Just because you can't do calculus doesn't mean it shouldn't be a requirement. Calculus and advanced math concepts are part of being educated, if you just want to learn one thing go to vocational school you pleb.
>>14440340
That's all according to plan then. I can give her some private tutoring if she really wants it in the future though.
>>14440439
>Short hair and normal-ish shy face instead of that Watamote-tier shit
And suddenly she looks infinitely better.
>>14440428
Oomukade, I'm CIA
Have you accepted the love of Ninja Pussy Kingdom into your hearts and homes?
>>14440428
squigly mouth gives me a boner
>>14440356
He is sure to give them lots of LOVE of course and will get EXP for each time.
>>14440439
Lock on.
>>14440455
If only Ninja Pussy Kingdom operated in my area, I would. I currently have to satisfy myself with Human Pussy Kingdom.
>>14440455
No, I'll forever belong to Dog Pussy Dynasty.
>>14440417
There is always Wock Posting!
>>14440455
Depends, are they going to send alp kunoichis my way?
>>14440466
Just make the journey anon, you'll be given a home and wife within seconds of entering it's territory.
>>14440428
Ewww
>>14440470
Alp Kunoichi are for foreign missions only. They're also only supposed to stay in those foreign countries.
>>14440487
I want an Alp Kunoichi! Send one to me!
>>14440455
I can only hope stealth Cheshires are capable of being quiet.
>>14440491
Alp Kunoichi are only used when men severely insult or attack the Kunoichi Kingdom.
>>14440498
The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of deprived sluts who like Handholding!
I prefer my Alp Ninjas Christmas Cake and Thick please.
>>14440495
They probably are, but the trade off would be that their smug fucking face would be even smugger.
>>14440495
``this is not what i ordered``-Anon
>>14440487
Fug. Time to go infiltrate the other kingdoms and find out which one is the insurgent. They're tricky like that.
>>14440447
Not him but my big gripe with calculus is not the base of it but being forced to muddle through the whole line of concepts.
Skip limits except for intro purposes instead of a third of the course and go straight to derivatives and integrals. Then you can actually do useful things, like determine acceleration from a velocity formula in a few seconds. Instant slope of a curve at any point was the main function of Newtonian calculus anyway. Too much of Calc 1 and 2 is based on theoretical nonsense instead of nice applicable stuff anybody from business to science could use to cut through excess algebra slog. But that's mathematicians for you, forever in love with the numbers and proofs instead of the proper applications. That's for scientists and engineers.
My other gripe of math classes in general is the heavy bias in testing on exceptions and special cases.
>>14440455
I have. The waifu and I use Horse Pussy Kingdom ladies as our courier service. Centaurs and their husband partners are reliable and fast getting our stuff where it needs to go on time and on budget.
>>14440502
>The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of deprived sluts who like Handholding!
But that's a cultural staple of their nation, why would that insult them?
>>14440495
I want to see more of this.
A man with an indifferent, slightly concerned expression reacting to the stuff Monster Girls do.
>>14440531
The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of wholesome prudes who hate handholding and loving their husbands!
I want that Alp. Try to find one with an Onee-san personality too.
>>14440495
Do you really want to find out, anon?
>>14440538
Well now you're not getting one.
>>14440541
What? But you said people who insulted the kingdom got the Alp Kunoichi? Which I just did, and now I don't get one?
This is bullshit, I want my Thick Alp Christmas Cake Onee-san Ninja! Send me one or tell me where your superior is? I'm filing a complaint if I don't get one here raping me.
>>14440511
You know, I had physics at the same time, that actually might influence my judgement. I was doing application type problems at around the same time as I was learning the basics of the concepts, so it seemed pretty easy at the time. Maybe it's just me then.
I do agree though that math education needs to be reorganized a bit.
>>14440551
I've got one but...well....
Depending on how liberal you are with the word thick she may be too much.
>>14440574
You shouldn't even give him the Alp at this point.
As punishment, he should get a bog standard Kunoichi instead.
>>14440574
I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. I just want my Alp Kunoichi Onee-san. Why, how is she? You've already sent her right?
>>14440574
imgur the shit. We'll be the judge of 'too thick'.
>>14440580
That would be punishing the Kunoichi
>>14440574
Faggot, you better not post that one thick brown demon girl from the end of the last thread just to call her an Alp.
Faggot.
>>14440580
I'm not the original guy.
>>14440581
I haven't sent her but...
Let's just say that failed wizard assassination attempts can backfire and it looks like she ate a tire.
>>14440582
See above
>>14440309
>Transformers: Devastation
Chicks dig giant robots.
>>14440592
That's not bad. Send her. I'll make sure to bake some cookies and leave them out for her when she makes it to my house.
>>14440595
The Bee cheeses everything though.
>>14440595
Would he call his dickRod-imus Prime?
>>14440608
No because hot rod was a fuckup of the highest calibur.
>>14440616
>It fucked everything
That's half the joke
>>14440596
Well, you better back a bunch.
She's had quite the apatite since the curse
>>14440468
Oh no you don't
>>14440630
Oh yes I do
>>14440630
>>14440632
>they will never be your onee-sans
>>14440637
A man can only love so much onee-san.
>>14440630
>>14440632
Krakens and Jabberwocks are both beautiful and loving creatures.
Why must they fight?
>>14440495
Dante edit when
>>14440644
Pretty sure the Chesire's too mild-mannered to handle the CUHRAZY.
>>14440643
>Why must they fight?
Rule of Two. Always two, there are; no more, no less. An Onee-san and an Otouto.
>>14440261
How am I to enjoy Krampusnacht when it's independence day? Don't be silly.
>>14440632
Over my dead body
>>14440657
Please, do you really want to push a Wock? Besides, calimari isn't that good anyways.
>>14440654
My friends and I have been rewatching Star Wars in preparation for the new one.
Episode 3 was better than I remembered it.
>>14440675
>Watching the prequel trilogy
I feel sorry for your precious brain
>>14440675
Last time I watched Star Wars, everything was worse than I remembered. I'm not going to be fooled again.
>>14440680
At least we have battlefront.
>>14440644
I put a lot of love and effort into this image for you
http://i.imgur.com/GyQYcDr.png
Guess whatdidn'twin anything?
>>14440681
KOTOR is the only Star Wars shit that's worth anything.
>>14440675
I just watch the despecialized edition for the first time. Reminded me why I used to love Star Wars so much, and why everyone thought Vader was a fucking badass.
>That scene when they lose the falcon in Empire and the whole bridge of the star destroyer looks like they're going to piss their pants
>>14440681
Yes. Battlefront 1&2. Good games
>>14440683
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>14440654
I want Jar Jar to be a Sith Lord now after reading about it.
>>14440682
It's beautiful, like the pizza itself.
>>14440678
There are good parts to it, just gotta you know, ignore some of the script across all the movies.
>>14440688
Reminder that unknown random AMV mystery..."game" won best narrative and won best performance.
That latter category had Mark Hamil as The Joker in it.Rigged as fuck.
>>14440682
Not that anon, but here's a bit more literal one
>>14440701
>Kind of want to dig in
>But Ammy will kill me if I do
>>14440678
Eh, it's not so bad.
Episode 3's better than I remember.
Episode 2's a little worse.
And Episode 1 is...well, you know.
>>14440685
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure all me and my friends have are the "Special" Editions. The CGI...IT BURNS!
>>14440683
A friend of mine was pissed at Life is Strange winning the "Greatest Impact" category.
>>14440701
Now do Fuck You
>>14440309
>Chosen Undead
They'd better be ready to get gud
>>14440701
His gun-holster-chest-belt thing needs to be higher.
>>14440704
Rifftrax is the only way to get through Episode 3
Phantom Menace is Ewok Movies tier, inoffensive but doesn't really feel much like Star Wars except a few bits
And Episode 2 is downright unwatchable.
>>14440701
Wouldn't Dante smile and take this shit in stride?
>>14440707
Rebellion is also missing
>>14440709
Anon that's not pizza
>>14440704
The despecialized are fan projects that restore everything from old original 35mm reels and such at blu ray quality. They're worth the download for sure.
>>14440709
It's pizza man.
You don't get between a man and his pizza.
More to the point, you don't get between a half-devil and his pizza. Though by the time of 4, he seemed to be able to take it in stride when Lady and Trish took the last couple slices from him.
>>14440716
>DMC4
I love how you went through all that trouble as Nero and then go back as Dante and kill all the bosses off properly.
>>14440708
What was wrong with 2?
Miia is feeling the Christmas spirit!
>>14440716
https://youtu.be/tiP8bv9tmlI?t=145
He seemed a little pooped about it though.
>>14440723
Begone with you snake slut!
>>14440728
That pic is a Simpsons reference. I know it.
>>14440728
what the fuck
Hello Anon and Welcome to the Monster Girl City Institute for Arcana and Science (MGCIAS for those who don’t want to choke on words) and you, as your first task, have been tasked with creating a new chimera species.
Because reasons.
It could be anything from a new pleasure species to a fighting machine that shoots fire and has poisoned claws.
It’s all up to you.
Through careful arcane rights and some scientific knowhow, you are going to select the parts the monster gets.
For each section there’s a couple areas you can put parts in, do note that each part does not need to match.
Head Section: You pick what ears, eyes, teeth, horns (if they have any), and attitude they have from the species available to you. This is where you can also add elemental breaths and venoms to monsters if they have them. Note that breaths/venoms don’t cancel each other out.
Arm Section: You pick what arms and hands/claws the chimera has.
Body Section: You pick what chest size, body size (How big/small the girl is), if they have fur/scales (ONLY ONE), if they have back wings from a species (if multiple species have wings, you pick which ones they use), and general tone (Oni tone is muscled, holst tone is softer). It is also where you will apply special statuses like elementals (Ignis, gnome, etc), undead (skeletons, zombies, etc) or slimes.
Lower Body Section: You pick which legs the chimera has (ranging from biped to arachne and lamia) and which tails they use if they have any.
You can only use TWO monsters to take parts from for each section of your creation, so you could take a dragons and kitsune to match for the head but not a lizardman in addition to them. You can
TLDR: Mix and match parts from monsters to create a chimera.
Now, you may be asking, how you get the monster DNA for you chimera, it’s actually quite simple.
You order it.
You have 10 points of funds to buy monster DNA from the following services.
Cheepy’s Reagents: you can randomly roll once for a monster. (1pts)
Sam’s Sorceries: You roll twice and pick one result, discarding doubles (2pts)
Maggie’s Magics: Roll twice and keep both monsters (re-rolling doubles) (3pts)
Albert’s Arcanery: You may pick one species to use (4pts)
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
You need at least two monsters but can roll/buy more to use for their parts for different sections.
Once you pick what you want, your chimera will be created, although she will only be a newborne babe at the time of her creation.
In addition to extra monsters, you can purchase the following extras:
Extra choice (2pt): you can use one additional monster to take parts form for a section.
Age Up (1pt\2pts): Created Monster is physically aged up and given a basic education using magic, although this education will not include social skills. The first point sets them at thirteen and the second sets them at 18.
Attitude Alteration (1pt): You can alter the mind of the new species to have the attitude you want. Making her as haughty/meek as you want.
Shape Change (1pt) You can alter the height, tone, and bust size as much as you want, although you can’t give them parts from girls you don’t have.
Twin (3pt): You can create a clone of the girl, any extra purchases (shape change, age up, etc) you made can be used on her without paying their cost
How goes it?
Is it deadly?
Or did you build a cuddle bug?
>>14440730
Are you hearing the voice too?
>>14440728
I think the mouth bothers me more than anything
>>14440733
>Do you hear the voices too?
>>14440733
Ooohhh yeah.
>>14440732
Anon, no. This is too much effort. I'll be a guinea pig and try her mating instincts.
>>14440720
>Hayden whatshisface and the cringy romance subplot
>Terrible new alien and creature design
>Jango garbage
>Clone garbage
>Million Jedi fighting at once garbage
>Stupid new droid designs compared to the ones in episode one
>Dooku
>Yoda fight
>Flying R2
>PS2 level CGI
And on and on. I think it would be shorter to make a list of things that weren't terrible. Hold up. Uhhhhhhh. Ian was still a really good Obi Wan. Oh, and they had an old school Swoop 2 that was pretty sweet.
That's about it.
>>14440746
Wait, why are you criticizing Dooku? The only good thing to come out of the prequels was Christopher Lee.
>>14440707
>>14440710
Satisfied?
>>14440748
Yep.Is that face supposed to be Emil?
>>14440748
I now wish there was an image of not-Dante getting raped in the background while Dante was chilling with some gushing, flustered MGs.
>>14440748
Perfect. Good work anon.
>>14440753
Fuck if I know. That's just the face from the base image. Though if an ambitious anon using not Paint wanted to put the face from >>14440682 on there, it'd probably look hilarious.
>>14440755
Why not something like a bunch of high tier cutie MG's crowded around Dante for autographs while Donte doesn't get any?
Alternatively Donte getting the perfect monster girl has his only fan or some other terrible MG.
>>14440747
Pointless character out of left field with rushed introduction and no impact. If they would have kept him as Qui Gon and not killed him in Episode 1, then it might have had the effect they wanted of the whole "he was a jedi once but no more because of corruption blah blah". Doubly pointless when he's talking about taking out the sith as a carrot and then pledging himself to that same sith just a few scenes apart. Just straight creepy evil.
It was just a waste to use Christopher Lee on such terrible writing and a terrible character. The really sad part is he pretty much just reprised his role as dracula for it. Had the cape and everything.
>>14440763
>If they would have kept him as Qui Gon and not killed him in Episode 1,
I think you got Neeson and Lee mixed up
>>14440763
>The really sad part
But that was what it made it the only good thing in those prequels. Based on what you said, you like the series a lot. I'm wondering why, though. The original three were so-so and the new three were shit. Star Wars just isn't a series that's worth a damn to me. Why do people get so excited for more?
>>14440428
>What? I'm not a big guy. Not really...
>Y-you are for me...
>I-I guess... if it's...
>4 me?
>>14440768
>Why do people get so excited for more?
Personally I'm not, at least for Disney. They completely trashed EU (Which was the best part about the Clone Wars) and their new EU is full of progressive shit like "lel first gay X-wing pilot!" or "Han Solo has a sassy independent black wife!". And that's not counting the movie. Which will be bad no doubt because Jew Jew Abrams.
>>14440765
Dooku was supposed to be Qui Gon, but they killed Neeson so they had to make up someone new. Enter pointless Christopher Lee. I like the guy, but even he couldn't save the role handed to him.
>>14440765
Not him but I think your reading comprehension failed you. What the guy was saying is that the role played in the story by the character of Dooku would have been better if Quigon's character had been the traitor.
>>14440772
>Which will be bad no doubt because Jew Jew Abrams.
Is it bad how although I love SW and am really worried about TFA, I want it to fail?
Not even so they stop making sequels, but becauseTHE FUCKING ABUNDANT OF MARKETING FOR THIS MOVIE
>>14440465
Bug part too thick compared to girl part, I don't like it.
>>14440762
Dante is pizzaxual, Donte dips his dick in HIV whenever he can. You see were we can go with this?
>>14440768
nostalgia
star was in its own way was ground breaking when it first came out and was part of a sci-fi revolution.
its like dragon ball, that shows more than overstayed its welcome and I still love it
>>14440732
>Three cheeps for 3 pts, Ryu, Raiju, and Orc
>Head: Ryu eyes, mind, and horns with Raiju taking up the ears and fangs.
>Arms: Ryu's arms
>Body: Raiju's Fur instead of scales and her body's natural electrical properties, while orc does the general tone, size, and bust size.
>Lower body: Ryu's lower half.
>Extras: Twin (3 pts), Age up 18 (2pts), Shape Change (1pt), Attitude Change (1pt)
My zappy ryus are going to get loved.
Shape/attitude change is so the second twin has muscle instead of the orc's pudge and will be a tad haughty while her sister remains plump and loving.
Fluffy thundersnakes are lovely.
>>14440719
I actually had a much easier go of it as Nero instead of Dante. The Devil Bringer and sword revving were just a lot easier to integrate into combos than flipping through a dozen weapons and four stances mid-combat.
Granted, DMC4 was the only Devil May Cry game I've played, so take that for what you will.Please don't hate me.
>>14440782
She's semiconscious about her weight you jerk.
>>14440732
>Cheepy's Reagents: Hellhound, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, Kakuen. Raiju (5pt)
>General: Hellhound Skin, Cheshire Cat Teleportation
>Head Section: Hellhound eyes, Cheshire Cat ears.
>Arm Section: Kakuen/Raiju Hands
>Body Section: DD Breasts, 6' 1", Manticore Mane, Manticore Tail, Manticore Wings, Raiju sexual current. Wide hips, large ass
>Lower Body Section: Cheshire Cat Legs, Kakuen Feet
>Extras:
Age Up: 18 (2pt)
Twins (3pt)
I've finally done it. I've created the smuggest monstergirl possible.
She's got a Manticore's tailpussy, venom, and wings for optimal hunting ability.
She's got a Hellhound's hunting instinct and warm skin and insides.
She's got a Kakuen's strength and agility, and feet designed for climbing and rough terrain.
She's got the mischievous streak and teleporting abilities of a Cheshire Cat.
And she's got the sex drive and sexual current of a Raiju.
AND I MADE TWO OF THEM.
Behold the fearboner given form.
>>14440768
>The original three were so-so
Not really. They were some of the best scifi of the time and had massive influence on everything that came after in the genre. They wouldn't have had the huge fanbases and staying power in popular culture over forty years if that wasn't the case.
People really don't get that excited for more either except for kids since all the disappointments heaped up over the last decade and a half. It's just morbid fascination instead. Like watching Jaws 5 come out.
>>14440782
>Bug part
>too thick
I'm sorry, I don't speak your language. English?
>>14440792
>that shows more than overstayed its welcome and I still love it
I like the original manga too but I wouldn't even dream of reading a single page of Super.
>>14440798
Fate really wanted you to roll that shit.
Damn.
>>14440780
It's a forgone conclusion the thing is going to clean house during the Christmas season.
>>14440731
If you are feeling kek jealousy, don't bother it's just barry white. He can't get enough of your love, baby. You know you would melt for him too.
>>14440796
The Red Queen is rad as fuck.
>>14440803
Are you ready for a Tailpussy that's pleasantly hot and coursing with literal sexual electricity anon?Because the twins don't care if you aren't.
>>14440796
Dante was basically his dmc3 self except on the fly style switching, nothing to really hate if that was your first one. Some of the things you can do as dante in dmc4 really defines the CUHRAZY though.
>>14440808
I'm going to scratch them behind the ears.
>>14440796
It's fine, it was my first too because I'm a horrible excuse for a human being.
>>14440799
>They were some of the best scifi of the time
First of all, notice your own use of the past tense. Shit's not good anymore. If it stops being good over time, it's not all that good to begin with.
And I refuse to call it scifi when it's just fantasy in space.
>massive influence on everything that came after
Despite ripping off so much of what came before, yes.
>>14440798
I'm moving back to Aperture Science and mating with Mantises, I don't need this shit.
>>14440309
>Rollercoaster Tycoon
Well that won't work. So the other one then would be..
>La Mulana
Oh boy. Maybe a Titania will husbando him or something.
>>14440470
> Sensei detected
How'd that last op work out, you fucking mino-abandoning shit?
>>14440309
>Commander Shepard
You can fight like an Ogre, run like a Centaur, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.
lets talk about echidnas
>>14440812
>Shit's not good anymore.
But it is. A ton of the practical effects and choices hold up way better over time. And everything rips off everything that came before. Hell, you could tweak the names and almost shove it into the myth of Perseus despite all the asian kung fu master stuff.
This fantasy in space crap is a terrible meme too. It's soft scifi, like Flash Gordon or Barbarella or any of that stuff.
>>14440828
Shepard
>>14440829
It will cost so much to get a proper dungeon built.
>>14440832
Wrex.
>>14440834
Shepard.
>>14440829
why is that one dressed like that?
>>14440813
But anon, don't you want to hear about thebreeding project?Y'see I'm gonna clone a few more. Buff up their numbers to about 20, and then let them go out and get husbands.With any luck there'll be a thousand times more of them within a few years.I made them VERY fertile.
>>14440831
>But it is
I sure as hell don't like it. I'll take campy Star Trek over it any day. At least that had some substance.
>terrible meme
Yes, it's just memehate. Nobody could seriously think like that.
>>14440844
I sense a Star Trek vs Star Wars fight in the near future
Let's just stop right here. Those fights get messy
>>14440838
Wrex.
>>14440841
Then I will stay, and offer my services as a stud. Does she prefer to chase me first, to work up an appetite?
>>14440849
Shepard
>>14440847
I wish we never got started, but Star Wars fags need to spread their shit everywhere. All those ads, and now here too.
>>14440850
Wrex.
>>14440849
She's got fierce predatory instincts, of course she does.
I hope you enjoy the twins anon, because I'm sure they're going to take a LONG time enjoying you.
>>14440852
Spongebob!
>>14440853
I'll do it. For science.
>>14440854
Wurm.
>>14440844
Nobody with any breadth of scifi knowledge could think that, yeah. "Space samurai aren't scifi because hero's journey" Please. Don't be retarded.
And just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not nearly universally considered good. This is like saying "I didn't like Lawrence of Arabia because it's too long and boring. It doesn't hold up and is bad." It's a harebrained statement to make.
>>14440791
No.
Like, the only fucking MG who would rape Donte would be Tomasu Yeti.
And that would be only if she absolutely had to otherwise her kind would go extinct or something.
Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, consider taking time out of your day to work at the undead rehabilitation center.
They're looking for folks to help werewolves, cyclopses, centaurs, and more adapt to their new lives as zombies.
It's recommended that you learn some CQC (Close Quarters Cuddling) before you sign up so be sure to take a class or two.
>>14440856
Husband?
>>14440852
>>14440859
Don't name call now. Just don't right now
Can't we just get along? Nobody wants to fight.
Let's just not do this right now
>>14440860
You take that back. She deserves better.
>>14440859
>because hero's journey
Nice strawman, bet you feel really smart for making it.
>doesn't mean it's not nearly universally considered good
I never said it wasn't. Popular opinion is on your side. Just like with Transformers and Twilight. You must be proud.
I'm going to stop now. Please don't respond.
>>14440763
What do you think of the rumors and myths that Jar Jar was supposed to be the villain in place of Dooku?
>>14440856
Oh yeah, I forgot, their venom is pretty fucking potent. I'm not sure how much more than regular manticore venom, but it might be enough to keep you going for several days solid.Also, they won't stop until either they're pregnant, or your balls are drained.
>>14440865
100 babies! Hey, do Wurms lay eggs? What're Wurm eggs like? Are Wurms scared of egg thieves?Nee nee ne nee nee~ Hehehehe~
>>14440869
>And that would be only if she absolutely had to otherwise her kind would go extinct or something.
>>14440872
I think you've been spending too much time on /tv/, big guy.
>>14440872
I thought that was a Robot Chicken joke.
>>14440874
>TheyHadLotsOfSexAfterwards.jpg
>>14440860
The only MGs who would rape Donte are Cait Sith, Cu Sith, Humpty Egg, and Matango. because shit taste deserves shit taste.
>>14440772
I really, really don't get the point of the "wife".
Like, was that seriously a thing? What was the fucking point of that?
Be careful what you say now or you'll upset her.
>>14440877
There would be plenty of boys willing to give her a happy family.
>>14440883
It was a joke. It was part of a smuggler run her and Han had to do where she had to pretend to be his wife for a bit
Long story short, Han owes her money
>>14440874
They're dragons, so I'd assume they lay eggs. And the eggs are probably bigger than watermelons & damn near indestructible. With how strong and clumsy their mothers are, they'd have to be.
>>14440884
>Abigail in short-shorts
She continues to be cute, cute, cuuuuute!Her thighs look huggable is how they look.
>>14440884
Baby, you could cosplay Mina Ashido from Boku no Hero Academia.
>>14440884
>Those thighs
>Those hot pants
>That ZR
>Those thighs
>That hit/waist rati-
>Forget that for a second,THOSE THIGHS
[Incoherent babbling]
>>14440885
...Fine let me spell it out for you.
It's the end of the world, Donte is the only human who randomly wandered into the Alps after decades, she is the only Yeti alive and the last hope for any type of repopulation.
>>14440892
The eggs from Spyro 3 were bigger than watermelons and the thieves nabbed them anyway.
>>14440890
Oh thank fucking Christ...
>>14440884
They look fat alright, but much like most meat, that's how they ought to be, so I can fucking eat them up. Skin and bones alone ain't good for shit.
>>14440884
Thick
Meaty
Wights
>>14440903
Yeah, but I got some bad news Jim
In the same chapter-actually, you know what? Ask /co/ about it. Or read it
>>14440884
Scrumptious.
>>14440884
What if I told her I loved her in those specifically because they showed off her huge thighs?
>>14440870
It's not a strawman when you have no logic to say fantasy in space. Guess what? Space stories are scifi. The more realistic they are, the harder scifi they are.
And for your strawman, the difference being Shia transformers and Twilight won't be 100 billion dollar pillars of pop culture forty years from now. It's not a flash in the pan if it stands the test of time that long. Things don't become established icons that way if they're truly garbage. Same way star trek is still an icon after all these years because it has some charm and substance.
Oh I'm sorry. Did you already declare the last word? Too bad. Unless you're not stopping. Which would be par for you pulling stuff out of your ass.
>>14440919
>>14440927
Smug wurms are adorable.
>>14440931
Haughty HimeWurm would be great. She'd go ohohoho and wear drills and then she'd use those drills to drill thorough rock because that's what drills are for!
>>14440931
They really are. I want to tickle one.
>>14440936
I want to pat smug wurm's head and see what she does.
>>14440939
Giggling wurms are magic
>>14440911
Oh come on anon, don't be like that.
/co/ is incredibly hard to deal with; I'd rather just ask you guys here.
>>14440943
>pat a smug wurm's head
>"Ohohoho! That's a good boy!"
She got it wrong, huh?
>>14440945
You do know that you're probably asking a /co/mrade.
I do remember seeing an archive of the new EU comics though last time I was there. Found it. https://mega.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
>>14440946
Yep.
And if she gets a tad too overbearing then you can stop and withhold them from her.
>>14440945
No, you must go to the Dagobah system. Into the swamps of /co/
There you will meetThe worst pagehttps://data.desustorage.org/4ch/co/image/1447/86/1447866267337.jpg
Does anyone have a link to that imgur gallery with the MGE recolors
