The I can't find the MG thread edition
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This thread was made first so I guess it's the one.
Stop fucking this up, guys.
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Name: Keros
Species: Unicorn
Half-human, half horse extraspecies. It is said that the horn on their foreheads is able to cure any ailment. "I hear she is searching for a Yamato Nadeshiko!"
Yes, I did wait an extra 30 minutes after I said I was going to sleep just so I could post this. Guess I've got brain problems.
>>14424111
To be fair, they were posted within 20 seconds of each other so it's not so bad.
>>14424111
I think everyone's asleep or at work. Let's just keep this up until they come back.
What do you guys do in these endless daily threads?
I want to dress a Mad Hatter up like a cheap crack whore!
>>14424121
You're looking at it
>>14424121
Talk about monstergirls, of course. Kenkou Cross is usually the main point of topic for us since he was releasing a new profile every month at minimum, but now he's working on a doujin so there's not much out of him but he's not the only source of MG works.
>>14424121
Kidnapping and murdering war orphans.
>>14424121
Talk about stuff
>>14424121
We talk about monster girls.
For instance, here's another sample of KC's cheshire cat doujin (the other one was used for the other undeletable thread)
>>14424135
>>14424135
Damn, faggot cat seems thirsty.
x is best girl
>>14424143
>top middle face
I imagine that's her shitposting face as well.
>>14424146
X a shit, Y best girl.
>>14424143
Isn't this a ban?
What if we crossed a Tentacle with a Yeti? Countless fluffy limbs would give the best hugs.
>>14424159
Kraken gives the best hugs already
IN A WORLD RULED BY DEMONS...
>>14424167
AND TITANIAS
>>14424169
I choose Titanias.
>>14424169
ONE MAN
>>14424180
ONE LOVE
>>14424181
ONE HEART
>>14424169
AND AN ORANGUTAN NAMED CLYDE...
>>14424182
TEN FAIRIES STUCK ON HIS FINGERS
>>14424121
We shitpost.
>>14424183
WILL DISCOVER
>>14424184
That is how you do an 11 people orgy.
>>14424187
A E S T H I C
So how about you come and get some tail in zero G?
>>14423139
>>14423146
Ok, here it is.
http://pastebin.com/NP0aHTAj
Raiju story. Semi-lewd.
>>14424190
BUTTS
>>14424192
Oi! This isn't more Spaceworm! What's up with that?
>>14424192I'll read it later, its to early in the morning for lewd
>>14424192
Oh goody, thanks for writing PRW
>>14424192
>piercings on a Raiju
I never would have even thought of that.
>>14424192
Alright, so continuation when?
>>14424192
Considering how quickly you got it out, that was pretty well written.
>>14424192
On line 7
>missed calls and messaged
Only typo that caught my eye.
>>14424211
Of this?It's supposed to be a one-shot so I dunno. I guess if people really want more of it I could put it on the list.
Of everything else?Eventually™
And now for sleep. Night all.
>>14424121
Throw autistic shitfits for the purpose of keeping monstergirls "pure" from every fetish under the sun, thus decreasing the quality of the threads more than any of those argued about things actually do.
That being said, I'm not really sure what I'd do without this place. I'm sure I'd manage, but I wouldn't like it as much.
>>14424218
Thanks.
>>14424229
Please don't go. The Alps need you. They look up to you.
>>14424192
ALEX AND ERIS FINALE AND OR EPILOGUE FUCKING WHEN?!?!?!
>>14424135
Probably one of the first times we've ever seen KC draw a man with a face.
Neat.
>>14424121
We dream dreams so beautiful.
>>14424240
No we saw him draw a face with that merchant following a tanuki.Then she stole his face in bed.
>>14424241
I want to head pat a nightmare and tell her there's no need to pretend to be something she's not. They're wonderful just the way they are.
>>14424240
He already did it before
>>14424251
So the Tanuki are behind the faceless man crisis?
I want to train a lizardman wrong.
As a joke.
>>14424268
>Train her wrong on purpose
>Accidentally create the strongest fighter in the world
>She dual wields a pair of Guts' dragon slayers
>>14424276
No, the strongest fighter will be that Akaname.
>>14424268
>>14424284
I want to have a Wurm sensei.
>>14424276
>She dual wields a pair of Guts' dragon slayers
how does one top that?
>>14424290
Using Zoro's santoryuu style with them. It works because Guts once held the Dragonslayer between his teeth.
>>14424290
Dual wield Azathoth, obviously.
>>14424290
so a fight between a lizard girl dual wielding dragon slayers vs a dude with 3
this is belcomeing stupid awesome
>constantly reference Kung Pow
>people never get it
>>14424303
We need to give the Akaname a katana. It has folded over 700 times. She will cut the Dragonslayers like paper.
>>14424305
That's because it was shit.
>>14424305
I got it anon, it just sucks all the people who would get that joke is at work now
>>14424308
Shit taste desu senpai
>>14424308
>Kung Pow
>shit
anon we need to talk about your tastes
>>14424300
Books aren't Monster Girls.
>>14424310
>>14424312
I know you are, but what am I?
>>14424316
>doesn't like Kung Pow
>posts futa
>>>/out/
Uh-oh! Looks like you caught an Angel doing something weird! What do?
>>14424326
[x] Mind break
>>14424326
Pffft, angels do this all the time.
>>14424331
Angels lean over swords with no panties on all the time?
>>14424326
This is 3D in disguise. Tear it down.
>>14424290
Wielding a Pair of Epitaph Blades.
>>14424334
Well duh!
>>14424347
Why do I get the feeling you're pulling my leg here Sarge?
>>14424354
They have swords because they give them to heroes, and they dress down because it makes them aerodynamic.
I'm going through The Paladin of Avalon and I have to say, it's pretty fun. Anyone else here read it?
>>14424334
how do you think swords become 'blessed'?
>>14424366
Wait, you mean blessed swords have Angel pee on them?
>>14424365
I am ok with this palette swap.
>>14424381
It is pretty nice. Makes her look like a Drow.
>>14424372
>Angel pee
the correct term is 'nectar of the heavens'and it's not pee
>>14424402
So she schlicks on the sword? That's not as nasty, but it does make me want to capture her and let some Demons poke her butt with something sharp.
>>14424389
Most Western depicted dark elves have either soot colored or pale skin due to Norse lore.
That is where dark elves came from to begin with. They are said to be swarthy and lived under the earth
>>14424408
Being a Dark Elf is hard work. Boys always want to lick your shoes and then you trip on them.
You want to bang the GMILF...
>>14424191
>Faces appear more flushed
>Erections are much more persistent and frequent
>Any position imaginable can be achieved
>Unrestricted bloodflow leads to more blood filling out the rest of the body
>Breasts are full, buoyant and jiggly to the slightest touch or movement
>Monstergirls look even more graceful, elegant and sexy, able to float about freely and/or helplessly
>Fluffy tails look even bushier
Why isn't every monstergirl story set in or incorporating a zero gravity environment?
>>14424424
Because we're a bunch of pansies stuck thinking about medieval fantasy settings or modern high schools just like in our taiwanese pamphlets.
If only we had more writefags interested in sci-fi stories. If only.
I want Monster girl mothers being protective of their infant, or in egg laying species cases unhatched, daughterus!
>>14424428
Writing decent science fiction is hard. You basically have to reinvent everything from the ground up. With Fantasy you sort of have medieval history to work with and the present is the present, but what are you going to base the future on?
>>14424465
Space Nazis
>>14424465
Your hopes and dreams. Your fears. Your romance.
>>14424423
Yes
>>14424465
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, replace magic with tech and there you go, you have a legit explanation of things.
>>14424423
No, I want to cumflate her and have her single granddaughter walk in on us at the end.
Consider the following:Zero gravity cumflating.
So why don't you hacks put in the effort and make good sci-fi?
>>14424516
Delete this picture and delete your life
>>14424523
No.
>>14424529
Don't make me beat your ass you fucking Alp faggot
>>14424516
A Cyclops mechanic and her helper who dreams of greatness?
>>14424500
>>14424479
"Decent" science fiction.
>>14424483
Alright, we got the fiction part down.
>>14424546
Your standards are too high, you will never be happy. "Decent" science fiction doesn't exist if your criteria means it has to be real life. You're a party pooper, Dende.
>>14424159
Cross a Wendigo and a Yeti for even fluffier coat hugs
I want to be a young college student human boy looking for a nice sugar momma
>>14424569
Haha! Great reaction image, dude!
>>14424573
What if she finds out you're using her for the money?
>>14424569
Cheshire please, I bet you don't even have a red Zaku.
>>14424579
She will want the D anyway because that's how they roll.
>>14424579
I'm not, I like older mature women with chubby figures who love spoiling their men
And I'll gladly put out for her so it works out to both of our advantages
>>14424573
Monster college professors would all have to be married, otherwise they'd be willing to fuck for A's.
>"Anon, your paper was due a week ago and you're just giving it to me now?"
>"Yeah, uh, sorry about that. I'll uh, cum in your coffee for a C?"
>"I'm married."
>"Oh, right, of course you are. I'll uh, fuck your sister?"
>"She's married too."
>"Who do I have to fuck for a passing grade? I'll do anything!"
>"Too bad Anon, you're the one getting fucked, and you did it to yourself."
>She tosses his paper in the trash right in front of him
>"Now please leave, I have another class starting soon."
>>14424585
There's plenty of thirsty mansluts that won't exploit her
>>14424587
You better put out a lot before she trusts you.
>>14424590
>inb4 NTR story
>>14424590
He should've offered to fuck her daughter. College Professor Daughters are always chubby NEETs who can't get dates. And what mother wouldn't help get their daughter a nice man, at least for a day?
>>14424596
Didn't you read? Only anon is getting fucked today, and by himself.
>>14424604
Do I alp if I fuck myself?
>>14424606
No, masturbation isn't gay.
>>14424604
You're assuming that this scenario would happen to 100% of all MG college professors. I'm just saying that to get around this, someone with shit taste might write an NTR story with a similar background.
>>14424606
Only if you enjoy it.
I want all the cute, little monstergirls to dance.
All small cute things must dance.
>>14424613
Would the Professor take responsibility?Kyaaa!
>>14424590
Oh fuck that, I have too much self respect to lower myself to that.
>>14424616
Dance horizontally maybe?
>>14424623
How does she walk?
>>14424616
A cute monstergirl loli who can't bust a move isn't fit to carry their title.
>>14424616
Small little ushi dancing.
>>14424617
Her husband will.
>>14424616
That reminds me, we need mad scientist anon to combine an Apsara and a Mucus Toad.Been playing a lot of Rhythm Heaven lately.
>>14424628
>Small little ushi dancing
The dance of her people?
>>14424628
>Her husband will.
So Harem with the Professor and her Alped Student? That might get a little awkward.I like it.
>>14424628
>>14424631
PRW pls
>>14424635
PRW should be asleep now.
why don't paladins just leave MGC?
>>14424616
MGs dancing like Charlie Brown and the gang
>>14424642
I speariously hope you guys don't do this
>>14424642
CAN'T RAPPORT THE RUPERT
>>14424648
kek
>>14424642
The damn loyalists are jealous.
>>14424642
This is why humans need strong role models, preferably monstergirl ones.
How do most zombie girls feel about Call of Duty's zombie killing mode?
>>14424652
>having females as role models
>>14424656
How do humans feel about the rest of it?
>>14424652
I can think of one for a start.
>>14424659
Druella is a good role model for children everywhere.
>>14424642
They're trying to make a living helping Kikis with their delivery service and saving lost Wendigos, Paladins are good people
>>14424667
Tell me about those 99 others.
>>14424659
These are Monstergirls, not humen. Some have hundreds of years of experience.
>>14424672
They are all ants
>>14424666
That's irrelevant, since zombies are portrayed and treated very differently than humans are, in the game.
>>14424675
Chimera Ants?
>>14424677
I don't play CoD, but I was under the impression you're supposed to kill everything that moves?
>You have been captured by a Wurm!
>The object closest to your left is your only weapon.
Do you win?
>>14424656
They feel that it's degrading and terrifying, and that the proper way to take out a horde of zombies is withcuddling.Lots of cuddling.
>>14424682
>Tin box filled with Cookies
Yup
>>14424682
>A copy of Tess of the D'Ubervilles
Yes. I make her read it and then she'll be sad.
>>14424682
>You've been captured by a Wurm!
then you have already lost
>>14424683
I like zombie girls.
I want to help all zombie and other undead find TRUE happiness.
>>14424682
>paper plate
What the fuck do I do with this?
>>14424682
>Red plastic cup
I show her that you can stick it to your face by breathing into it.
I then leave while this sudden realization entertains her.
>>14424672
>The other 5 you should care about are all lamia-type girls too
>The rest are, well, monstergirls.
>>14424691
Use it as a mask?
Maybe the wurm is retarded, and you can convince her that you're someone/something else.
>>14424682
>bottle of 300mg Bupropion.
I might be okay if I can convince her it's candy.
>>14424631
>Sit small ushi in your lap and she starts the dance of her people
>Eventualy she's getting sleepy, her lids getting heavy as she curls up in your warm lap
>After a while she's asleep and nuzzling against you, a smile on her face and tail wrapped around your wrist so you can't stop petting her small fluffy spider rump
>>14424682
>My mustard-colored, cotton-lined hand-me-down sweater
...Fine, she can have it.
>>14424682
A Jim Butcher novel. I hope she enjoys pulp fantasy.
>>14424696
There isnt a face drawn on it, i was eating of it a moment ago
>>14424682
>another person
Well, that's quite brutal
>>14424706
Do you throw him under the Wurm?
>>14424682
>Law textbook
Well, I could tell her to read it. She might fall asleep long enough for me to escape.
>>14424704
Give her a stern look, walk up to her aggressively, and hand her the plate while saying, "SEARCH THIS." Then try and walk away.
>>14424702
That better be Dead Beat.
>>14424642
would humans still be doing newscasts? I don't think an all MG news team would be that good, it would probably be Naked News and cosmo mashed together.
>Kitsune weather girl stripping and giving the five day forecast
>all that the Demon reporter ever reports on is new sex positions
>and it's all public funded too
>>14424689
>You've been captured by a Wurm!
EMBRACE IT, THE PRECIOUS
>>14424682
>The tissue I just used for fapping purposes
I guess I could shove it in her face, the fresh semen might distract her.
That or it could completely backfire, probably backfire.
>>14424720
>Kitsune weather girl
>not a Ryu
>>14424717
Furies of Calderon.
Don't worry, though. I've got the entire Dresden Files collection so far on a shelf next to my bed. I suppose I'll reread them when the next book comes out.
>>14424143
>those thighs
>that fat pussy
Daaamn.
>>14424723
>pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be sexy. Charlotte?
>>14424727
Furies wasn't bad, some of the plot points could be called a mile away but it wasn't bad.
>No nation of werewolf warriors to cause an international incident with after you impregnate their diplomat
>>14424135
>>14424143
You forgot a page.
Do you guys think any of the Other Wonderland girls will get a cameo in this, or maybe a small art in the end page or something?
If so, what Wonderland Girl would you want it to be?
You guys are pretty cool.
Who needs people when you've got /mgg/?
>>14424737
Look at that fucking face.
>>14424740
We are, on a technical level, still people.
>>14424740
We're all actually robots.
>>14424743
lies, we're all little girls online
>>14424742
It's a friendly face.
>>14424740
>>14424748
>>14424749
Actually I'm an alp. Pull my spade tail.
>>14424740
>You guys are pretty cool.
>>14424752
I don't trust that face.
>>14424753
Oh, it's so big!
>>14424192
That was pretty damn good for something that was apparently written rather hastily.
>>14424762
That's right. And if you pull it hard enough, I'll Kyaa.All.Night.Long.
>>14424737
JubJub.
Though, some odd instinct is telling me that we'll see a Humpty Egg.
>>14424192
Why does this song make me feel so fucking sad.
>>14424768
Baby, you won't even see my hands. Just a blur of pleasure.
>>14424748
Oh yeah?Then how are you posting, Mr. "I'm a Robot?"
>>14424775
Kimi to
>>14424776
What happened to her tail? Why is it all bendy?
>>14424783
That's what happens when you fool around with spadetails.
>>14424783
Masturbation.
>>14424777
The magic of artificial golem intelligence.
>>14424783
>>14424788
>>14424790
>Succubi and Alps shoving their Spadetails and using them as dildos
>Chesire using invisibility antics and disembodied paws to pretend she's getting gangbanged by herself
>Jabberwock making her Tentacle Mouth eat herself out
>Lilim making a pocket dimension to privately masturbate in
>Gazer having her Stalks look at her naked to get off her exhibitionist fetish
>Yeti hugging herself
Monster Girls are so good at masturbating, I think some could really put off getting a human boy when their masturbation is so good.Of course, they'll eventually want one, but that's when they'll realize they're a chubby NEET Christmas Cake from all that masturbating.
Why are succubutts so lewd?
>>14424814
Quite literally made for sex.
>>14424814
>Mating Inferno
yes pls
>>14424814
The title explains what I'm going to do to all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ThMusicCh?noapp=1&app=desktop
touhou BGM Japan
I see.
>>14424864
I learn.
>>14424867
I impregnate
>>14424814
I don't like mean succubi.
>>14424810
the world needs more spadetail masturbation
http://imgur.com/NmZ7Rxd
>>14424814
because they are love
>>14424875
I want to help a new Alp explore her body using her spadetail to point out things, rub her nipples on, and eventually slowly put inside her
Onii-chan! Make a contract with me!
>>14424887
What's in it for me?
>>14424887
Lemme call up my lawyers first.
>>14424737
If there a cameo or just some pictures on the credits page, I'd like to see a jubjub
>>14424887
Sorry, I only make contracts with Onee-sans. Try the neckbeard down the street.
>>14424890
That would depend on the nature of the contract now wouldn't it?
>>14424871
Me neither. Those girls were way too rude.
>>14424895
Well what kind of contracts do you have?
>>14424737
I wouldn't mind getting more March Hare. Lewd smile aside, she is in desperate need for some good quality artwork.
>>14424887
Contacts? My eyes are working just fine, thank you.
>>14424887
What kind of contract? This isn't going to be another subscription to the Sabbath's weekend tabloid is it?
>>14424902
You know, the usual stuff. Eternal life, immense wealth, all the women you want, stuff like that.
>>14424814
FAP
>>14424911
I'm a gay Buddhist. I have no need for such things.
>>14424915
>gay Buddhist
You obviously haven't reached enlightenment if you're still gay.
I want to bully Hathor without realizing that I'm bullying Hathor.
>>14424814
>that loli daughteru impregnation scene
>that everyone is pregnant end
FUCKING HELL literally fucking hell
I had to fap 3 times in a row to calm down my dick
I probably need to do it again in a few minutes
>>14424919
Then get confused when she makes a tearful pouty face.
>>14424885
I'd rather do it like this http://imgur.com/f8sCUne
>>14424871
Likewise. I don't have patience for assholes, no matter how sexy they try to be.
>>14424737
I would say hatter is almost certain since she is the most sane one and someone needs to tell what the fuck is going on without lewd tricks and fucking
March hare and Alice probably
Others unlikely
>>14424935
I want to become a paladin, then go to hell on purpose, to slay all the demons! For Great Justice!
>>14424942
*evil demons
Important to differentiate.
>>14424942
>tfw no cool paladin-chan bro
>>14424951
Gee, anon, that sure does sound like heresy.
ALL demons are evil, and need to be obliterated!
>>14424963
Look at her face while calling her evil!
>>14424963
No Paul A. Dinn, you are the demons!
And then the abyss gazed also into Paul.
>>14424969
She looks like the kind of girl who'd get cold feet and wrap herself in the curtain after undressing.
>Going to MGC high
>You have a crush on a cute monoeye girl
>You decide to ask her to meet you behind the the gym, after school, so that you can confess
>During class you write a note and throw it at her
>She doesn't respond or even attempt to pick it up, you fold another and throw that too
>Still no response, you do it again
>This continues for a bit until she rises out of her chair
>"DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, HUH? B-B-B-BULLYING ME SO BLATANTLY, HUH? THROWING THESE STUPID, LITTLE, WADDED UP PIECES OF PAPER AT ME? W-WELL YOU GOT SOME NERVE, J-JERK!"
>you shrink back and quietly ask her to just read the note
>She reads one and begins to cry "S-Sorry..."
>She's on the ground sobbing now
what do?
>>14424969
>Such lewd attire
>Spade pointed and ready to strike
You aren't fooling anyone! On the honor of my brothers, you. Will. BE. DESTROYED.
>>14424985
Put my android on speaker and play this as loud as I can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
>>14424928
Do you have a source on that?
>>14424985
Offer to buy her lunch and forget the misunderstanding.
Poor girl's probably had her fair share of shit in life to be that defensive.
>>14424985
PUT DICK INSIDE GIRL
>>14424985
I thought monoeyes liked to be bullied
>>14424969
I want to tenderly make love to that lilim.
>>14424987
Fucking Chuuni paladins. There's a reason no one respects you anymore.
>>14425007
I want that lilim to smother me with her delicious thighs and butt.
>>14425012
Your respect is unnecessary to the order's will.
>>14424650
>We will never have a story of a Warrior getting into a good scrap and then dipping his other sword into the boiling red-hot hell portal of his waifu's vagina
>>14425017
Mr Paladin, do you know where your human wife is right now?Can you blame her? She is just a human.
>>14425026
Fucking Keldorn, I never liked him but that was toofunny.
How would you propose to your monster girl waifu?
Would you fight her father/main family member if they demanded it in order to allow you to marry her?
