Who else likes the only 2hu that can discern the just from the unjust?
I like her, but not threads about her. They always devolve into smut.
>>14412734
It's because Shiki is cute, respectable, and has much authority, making her the perfect slut.
>>14412734
I like her too much.
>>14413096
Uh.
The yama is perfect.
PERFECT.
>>14412734
THE LAW
i like touhous that that would undoubtedky do anal if asked
>>14413667
Sodomy laws are enforced by Shiki Yabba Dabbi Doo!
>>14413700
And the rules say you have to fill her black hole with white seed regularly!
>>14413700
Shakey Achy Yummy Santa Do!
>>14412734
I like touhous that discern the semen from by balls.
>>14413667
>>14413749
I dont understand how people keep confusing Shiki with Sanae.
Bring the panda.
>>14412734
I like Satori too
>>14416023
Satori could only judge people subjectively, unlike the Yama who can judge with absolute objectivity.
Objectively bad person reporting in before being sent to hell.
>>14415232
Shiki disproves of such slandering.
If shiki is so all mighty how come she gets keked by the komachi???
>>14416755
Agreed but OP did never mentioned objectivity as a requirement. Satori is still a viable option.
>>14416896
How is Hina a bad person? She's taking the burden of people's bad luck upon her. It's a very noble act.
Who judges the yama?
>>14417771
Jesus Christ, obviously.
>>14412734
Shiki is a mother!
Do not sexualize the yama! She'll send you to hell for that!
>>14419613
You'd think she'd be more concerned about the murders.
>>14419677
She has to be the image of virtue itself! If her image is denigrated, nobody is going to take her seriously!
>>14419687
The Yama's sin is pride. She will be judged at the end of all things.
>>14419693
Isn't pride a sin only to christians?
>>14419693
Wrath seems more fitting, her arcade route in PoFV is her beating people up until they take her advice.
It's good advice at least.
>>14419693
She has no pride. She does exactly as she is supposed to and takes a sense of satisfaction only when her job is done.
>>14419748
I don't think she's very wrathful based on her speech, that's just kind of how 2hu is. She doesn't attack anyone in anger.
>>14419885
If she had to have a vice, wrath would make more sense than pride.
>>14412734
>Who else likes the only 2hu that can discern the just from the unjust?
I like Reimu, too.
Die Youkai Scum!
I adore the executioner a little bit more than the judge.
I want to break through her hardened exterior to her soft, gentle interior!
>>14422097
crickets.avi
>>14422097
Does she even have that?
>>14422206
Of course she does!
>>14422206
>>14422097
Break through her hardened exterior to get to her infallible morality and iron will.
>>14422243
It's a pleasant thought, to make the Yama smile and laugh and act like normal happy person. But I dunno if it's possible.
>>14422264
It might be difficult, but it's certainly possible. I'm sure of it!
>>14422302
Don't be so sure. >>14422246 could very well be right.
She was never human or even human-like, you know. Before she was Yama, she was a statue. It's entirely possible that Eiki's self can be taken at face value, and there's no hidden depths to her. She is the law...and nothing else.
>>14422246
Being married to justice doesn't sound so bad.
>>14422656
Might as well marry judge dredd.
>>14422714
If only judge dredd were a cute little girl who doles out stanzas of insight to passersby!
>>14422717
>little girl
Eiki is a full-grown woman.
>>14422389
She goes around lecturing people and tries to teach them how be me more moral in her spare time
She sounds kinda nice to me
>>14422389
Love will find a way.
Marrying the Yama would be a never ending sermon on how no fun is ever allowed ever.
And it would be a sermon that you couldn't just sit in the back and drink whiskey from a flask and mumble a few "and also with you's" to.
>>14422897
Sure, but is that because she's a nice person, or just an extension of her duty?
>>14422921
"That one pic" indeed. God damn, every time.
Consensual sexual activities with the supreme judge.
>>14425239
Consensual and very happy and fulfilling!
But I'm a practicing Christian! I shouldn't be going to Hell!
>>14425577
Yes, I'm sure The Yama of Xanadu, of the Ministries of Right and Wrong, official Judge of the Dead has the time and patience for sexual escapades with some schmuck on /jp/.
>>14426247
Yeah, I think so, too.
>>14426247
Sarcasm is wrong, something about truth and spirituality and meaning what you say causes enlightenment
t. yama
>>14426247
At the pace Komachi works..
>>14426247
Only for Gensokyo. I'm sure she can spare a few hours every week.
>>14426737
You're right, I apologize.
It would be more appropriate to say that what little time The Yama has in between work would not spent on debauchery, for multiple reasons.
>>14426247
Hand holding, cuddling and nagging aren't sexual.
>>14413649
>>14412734
Happy Christmas to all the law-abiding citizens!
I want to rest my head on her lap.
Posting a cute yama!
