Thanksgiving is almost over and the birds are stuffed.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
>>14407919
Damn, Kunoichi are rad.
Remember to feed your pussy.
>>14407919
>Live in Ninja Villages
>Can use Hand Signs to do crazy magical things
Kunoichi confirmed for Naruto Tier.Now I want to see a Succubus Hinata.Also MGE Kunoichi dressed like a Taimanin Asagi girl.
>>14407923
Hot as hell.
>>14407924
What? No, I'm loving this. It's hilarious and makes chuu2 ninjas that much more endearing.
I want a kunoichi to pop up behind me and yell "I JUST GOTTA GET LAID, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL... HUSBAND!" before stabbing me in the back with a manticore spine. It'd be great.
>>14407942
I just want a Kunoichi
I want to worship Abigail's meaty thighs!
>>14407931
>having to observe some anon shitpost
worst mission ever
>>14407942
Naruto didn't invent any of those things though
>>14407955
Those are some fucking ham thighs.
>>14407956
>Naruto didn't invent any of those things though
ShhhhhhhhhhhhSssssssshhhhhhhh
>>14407955
>>14407960
They must be fat from Thanksgiving
I want to snuggle them!
>>14407960
Yes, they would be great for fucking. Wish the image was larger though, with Mono's style and the picture that small it just looks kinda blurry.
>>14407950
>Encouraging that shit
No, bad Anon
Uh Oh! Your Puppy or Kitten Daughterus have fat little tummies after all that Thanksgiving meat!
What do you do with them as they all lay there rubbing the fat little orbs called stomachs!
I want a centaur NEET to go on a rampage through the basement, after being Rick Rolled one too many times
>>14407977
I don't have kids, and Thanksgiving was last month.
>>14407977
Naked bellyrubs for everybody!
>>14407979
Go away Reddit.
>>14407985
nice meme
Here's your reply
>>14407951
I never thought a Kunoichi would be capable of yelling anywhere aside from the bedroom.
Would you make the completely safe and secure journey to Horse Pussy Kingdom to get some of the best Thanksgiving feasts the world has ever seen?
>>14408002
Not unless pic related is my feast and I don't get raped.
>>14408002
I'm sorry, I prefer the Jabberwock Bar Maidens. Could you send those please?
>>14408008
>>14408012
>>14408022
>Not going to the World's Best Feasts
Holy shit, do you people not like good food and drink or something?
>>14408027
I don't like horses.
>>14407977
Cuddle them all with the mother on the couch and watch a movie, while everyone purrs.
>>14408027
I find the vast majority of food and drink to be disgusting thank you very much.
I want to put an egg vibrator in my Kobold daughteru and then lock her in a chastity belt!
>>14408028
I'm talking about food! Brew! Ale! Meat off the bone! Porkchop Sandwiches!
Spider Pussy Kingdom would be there too with their own exotic food and drink!
>>14408034
Mein Gott, your life must be awful! Horrible! TTtteerrriibblleee!
>>14408027
Sorry, I prefer proper bar maids.
>tfw you'll never get the courage to ask the milk delivery Holst to go on a date with you.
>>14408040
I don't like spiders either, I could care less if the food is good.
>>14408040
Yeah, it can be pretty shit a lot of times. Thanks for reminding me.
>>14407977
Belly rubs, raspberries, and carrying them onto the couch princess style, to watch a movie.
The next morning, we can take a trip somewhere so she can work it off.
>>14408055
Ah! A fox! Shoo! Get away from my tofu!
>>14408069
>Eating Tofu
Gross.
>>14408069
They're not always after your tofu. You'd look good with a big mark about where your liver is too.
I need me some big thick thighs
>>14408081
>Not liking fried tofu
>>14408086
Liver goes straight to their thighs.
And everywhere else.
>>14408091
Tofu is bad.
>>14408002
But are the cute barmaids on the menu? This is imperative.
>>14408090
Have a draconic Succubus.
>>14408093
I want a kitsune beach version of http://exhentai.org/g/747799/eba5dece6a/
>>14408093
I want Flabby Fox Kits with Flabby Fox and cuddle them and their fluffy tails and soft tummies!
>>14408093
Fuck off fatfag.
>>14407977
Ask them if they want pie.
>>14408093
>>14408114
I love me delicious flabby monster girls! I wanna cuddle them!
>>14408122
Hey.Cry about it.
>>14408110
I wanted a puppy..
>>14408114
>>14408124
Not saying you aren't allowed to like thick girls, but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time?
>>14408133
>but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time?
I'm not him Anon
But I want to marry my waifu!
Remember to teach your kids that a Monster Girl is for life not just for Christmas.
>>14408129
Should have gone to the park with Peanut butter on your dick
>>14408133
It's that chubby alp senpai faggot, of course he does.
>>14408133
You mean the
>I want to ___!
Dude that's /jp/ for you
>>14408133
I want to sniff a Gazer's unwashed tail!
>>14408133
I want to cuddle a stinky alp!
>>14408150
n-no pls
>>14408155
Yes! I'm going to cuddle her even if she doesn't want me to!
How would a fluffy, meaty paw girl put on an engagement/wedding ring?
>>14408149
I want to wash a Gazer's hair and tail, taking care not to get any shampoo in her eyes. I want to scrub one down from head to toe and watch her trying to cover herself with a towel because she feels exposed without her Gazer slime.
And then I want to bury my head in freshly washed Gazer butt.
>>14408169
A collar, obviously.
God stinky monster girls are great
>>14408171
What a great dream you have.
That dream also better involve groping her modest chest that she's not used to having exposed without her slime over it though.
>>14408169
Use a collar or earrings
>>14408174
>>14408193
Who's the collar for?
>>14408169
With the dutiful and ever-caring help of their husbando.
Alternatively, they could have it on a necklace, or maybe a bracelet.
>>14408183
Goes without saying. Gently fondling and kneading some palmable Gazer lumps and watching her reactions to the strange new sensation without her lubricating slime would be pure bliss.
>>14408169
Clit piercing
>>14408207
That sounds absolutely lovely.
>>14408203
Her obviously.
>>14408203
Both
>>14407955
I want to cuddle with her and tell her she has the most beautiful eyes ever, telling her she never has to be cold again.
>>14408204
>Anubis Fairy
I don't know what to think.
>>14408263
You're going to make her blush with talk like that.
>>14408285
I want her to sit on my face with those thighs!
I needsnoo snoo girls
>>14408289
>>14408283
Don't think. Just hold her in your hand and play with her.
>>14407955
She would look so good in pantyhose. So good.
I need Aunties! Aunty Monster Girls!
>>14408246
I can't get enough of happy Gazers. They're just so undeniably cute.
>>14408300
Bunny outfit would be better.
Her thighs are begging for it.
>>14408308
Rude!
>Giving a shit about some artist's special snowflake OC
>>14408308
>>14408312
Hose are hose. A dark black against her pale flesh would be beyond amazing.
>>14408285
But it's true, I love her eyes and think their beautiful. Most people may only like her for her thighs, but I like her for her personality, her hair style, and those wonderful eyes of hers. I could stare at those gems forever, and as I cuddle her. I want her to feel my heartbeat and smile as she get to experience a sensation most undead can't, the gentle rhythm of a beating heart.
>>14408319
Haohi get off the internet you and your feet are old hat now
Come back when you get some thick ass thighs
>>14408319
No kidding. She's nice and all but there's a couple guys going full muh Hoai's feet over here.
>>14408287
>>14408285
>>14408321
I want topour whipped cream and put cherries on her nipples/breastswhile telling her that hereyesare moreprecious than Solomon's emeralds, whilst I'mrampantly engaging in baby-makingwith her and forcing her to feel my heartbeat from under her palm as IMAINTAIN EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME!
>>14407955
>>14408324
Let them have their fun. Would you complain about the Miia/Gazer/Wock fags too? She's new content, and cute new content, let them have fun.
>>14408332
That and we have like no writefags to my memory who's ever done Wight outside of maybe RS and Liess.
>>14408332
Can't really say I'm a fan of any of the spaz brigade. It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap. They're like the valley girls of this thread.
And I didn't say anything the first time or the second time but this is the third thread in a row man. Give it a rest already.
>>14408327
Woah, dude, aren't you supposed to be on /a/ or something?
>>14408337
>It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap
Chubby Alp Senpai is the fucking boogeyman of this thread
>>14408341
When was the last time somebody made a chubby alp senpai post anyways?
>>14408337
>Give it a rest already.
To make you feel better?
>>14408341
It's the exact same kind of posting. It's inevitable people are going to draw parallels.
>>14408344
About the time they started making angel feet posts.
>>14408102
You can't eat Barmaids anon.
...Well maybe in Undead Kingdom.
>>14408349
Did .less ever get around to finishing that Haohi feet image he promised?
I want to rape an Amazoness.
>>14408355
I want to shitpost
>>14408351
He did finish it, but your faggot ass wasn't around to see it.
I never saved it though since Haohi a shit.
I want to fuse an anubis, a yeti, and a familiar all together, then get a handjob from the resulting monstergirl.
>>14408366
Fucking hell, where do I find it?
I gotta have it, what did he say when he posted it? It's not on his TFT, DA, Tumblr, or anywhere else. Did he post it here on /jp/?
>>14408370
Replace the Familiar with a Wight for fluffy ecto ghost pawjobs
I want to get a buttjob from a Jubjub
>>14408355
I want to be missed by one.
I want a jobjob from a jubjub
I want a Lilim to job to me
>>14408388
>Replacing the Familiar
Gotta fuck that tail anon.
>>14408410
That wouldn't be hard. Most people would job to a lilim.
>>14408355
>>14408370
I just want to take a Pharaoh out for donairs and watch her eyes light up at her first taste of greasy-as-fuck 'peasant food'.
>>14408422
Remove kebab.
>>14408422
Showing haughty upper-class MGs the delight of common things sounds like a fun time.
>>14408410
>>14408433
So you want something along the lines of that Shomin Sample series?
>>14408445
Maybe if they were like Karen.
Fat cat ass. How much do you like it?
>>14408446
My nigga.
>>14408452
Fat enough that her hips are so wide she can pop out a litter of kittens and I can take big handfuls of it.
Pliant enough thatgiving her a good hard smack sends her into orgasms
>>14408439
Would be jobbed by
>>14408484
>Lilim jobs to Random Anon MC
>I-It's not like I -wanted- to lose to you!
>Oh little old me is out of mana! Whatever shall you do!?
>Ravish me, take me as your bride!?
>W-wait! Why are you walking away!
>I'LL BE BACK, FOOLISH PALADIN! YOU'LL SEE
>>14408492
I WILL DATE YOU HE-MANNNNN!!!!!!
>>14408526
>Mistress, are you watching Anon on the crystal ball again?
>W-WHAT!? OF COURSE NOT!
>I'M MERELY PLOTTING HIS DEMISE!
>Then why is your face so flushed?
>Don't tell me you've been...
>Servant gets turned into a statue
>Lilim goes back to her crystal ball, it's Anon bathing in a stream
>HNNNNNGH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU HUSSIE!
>WHY DID MOM HAVE TO MARRY A GUY JUST LIKE YOU, WITH SUCH CHISELED ABS
>A TIGHT, SLAPPABLE ASS
>HNNMMMG!
>Her schlicking orgasm a nearby mountain to erupt
>>14408422
Get off the internet and stop driving cheeseburgers into that gut, Bobandy
>>14408422
I wanna comfort a haughty Apophis who's realized she's had too many burgers and it went straight to her breasts and tummy!
>>14408556
MGs love burgers
>>14408565
What about clapping?
>>14408565
I want to pour Frank's Red Hot on a burger and force a Yuki-Onna to eat it.
>>14408542
And now I have necrophilia.
Thanks?
>>14408583
>now
>W-What is this horrible concoction?
>I'm melting!
>>14408583
>not having always been a necrophile
Is there something wrong with you?
>>14408592
>Monorus will never clean and finish those pics
>>14408592
for
>>14408574I'm terrible tonight
>>14408604
You don't get it Anon. Sucking milk out of a Yuki-Onna is normal like her tits are full of ice cream.I'm just helping them become delicious milkshake tier
>like Yuki-Onnas
>live in Australia
It could never work ;_;
>>14408600
Well that girl is a cunt.
>>14408618
Whatever could you mean?
>>14408617
Just move to her home
>>14408603
That sleeping Holstaur image got cleaned by a random anon IIRC.
>>14408617
You've got atrax robustus though. Their venom is almost tailored to primates.
>>14408621
Well unless that arm she's holding belongs to someone that tried to kill me I'm just going to assume that she has ripped off my arm and will now eat me alive.
If you were given the chance of moving to a 2D world with monstergirls, would you do it? You will never be able to see your friends/family again, but you will be able to say goodbye.
Hard mode:You won't be able to say goodbye, you will disappear from one day to another
>>14408652
Can I bring ONE person? One is all I need.
>>14408652
Yes. Then I'll break down the barrier between our worlds and let the monstergirls into ours.
>>14408322
im a leg man and this offends me. a true man loves both slim and thick
also happy thanks giving or something like that
http://puu sh/lA4Nt/2afd05d9bd.png
>>14408617
Yeah well
>I like Wights
>Literally nobody wants Wight stories
>Monorus mocking me with Abigail's delicious drumsticks
>>14408671
Her arms look a little too frail.
>>14408671
Sluuuuuuuuut
>>14408671
I'd stuff that burd, if you catch my driftFuck, I wish it was Thanksgiving now. I miss stuffing
>>14408671
I love to eat birb.
>>14408685
Stuffing is gross.
>>14408652
Probably not. A waifu would be nice, but I don't think I could stand not being able to see my family & friends again. I'm not one of those idiots who burned every bridge with their family when they turned 18.
Besides, all my stuff is in this universe.
>>14408671
Nice.
>>14408696
You've never had the good stuff
>>14408675
Bullshit, I'm down for some Wight stories.
>>14408632
What a rude accusation! This zombie deserves better than you!
>>14408704
I don't want the good stuff.
>>14408715
>He doesn't want the good stuff
>>14408675
>Literally nobody wants Wight stories
I have extreme doubts about this.
>>14408714
Then whose arm is it?
>>14408726
A fat faceless man with a receding hairline.
Here's a semi-update. De-greentexted and added a little here and there, but not much has changed, content-wise.It still needs a legitimate ending, but it's so damn long already. Also going to be a filthy tripfag because I won't be greenetexting for awhile
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by
Next comes the invisible story.
>>14408736
That doesn't look like a fat guy's arm.
>There will never be a story about a shota farmer impregnating his stock
>>14408765
thats k
>>14408765
>Shota
Good.
>>14408745
Don't worry about it.
>>14408772
I think I should worry about it.
>>14408765
I'm okay with the /ss/ part, but I can't into harems.
>>14408652
Yeah, sure, why not?
I'm of the mind that the few people who I do care for would be better off without me in their lives anyway, so...meh.
But anyway, I just love that image. That sort of natural-aquatic townscape tickles all the right spots for me.
Even so soon after it starts, thread is kill.
>>14408805
That is not dead which can eternal lie, anon. And if there's one thing threads do here, it's lie. Give it a little while and it'll pick back up.
>>14408805
>>14408828
Yeah, we just had a writefag stop by so there's no wonder it's dead.
>>14408652
I would
>>14408805
Shh. Thread is sleeping.
>>14408743
I look forward to more loli Snake butt in the future.
>>14408842
I'll do my best not to disappoint you anon.
>>14408851
No problemo.
>No Kuudere Yuki-Onna that loves Suckers.
>>14408862
Oral fixations a best.
>>14408718
>>14408711
Stop lying, both of you.
>>14408870
I could say something about a monster always needing to have something in it's mouth, but that seems pretty self-explanatory.
>>14408887
Not them, but that Wightmom thing was delicious.
>>14408805
Maybe the alps will bring it back to life.
>>14408894
My ultimate dream is a monstergirl will wear a ball gag like it's part of her normal clothing.
>>14408765
http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz
Enjoy
>>14408899
Whatever you say buddy
>>14408913
Only a ball gag, or would she be open to other attachments?
>>14408987
I mean, she has a whole assortment of them, just like with regular clothes. I just chose a ball gag because it's my favorite.
>>14408652
In a heartbeat.
Even on hard mode.
>>14408987
You like to live dangerously, don't you anon?
>>14408899
Except RS did it better with Liess.
>>14409019
Deleted it on my end. This is what I get for not having drawn art sorted. Lewd thumbs are so hard to differentiate sometimes.
>>14409020
I can agree with that.Though I do wish Free_Drinks would rise from the dead and write of that yandere Wight oneesan.
Who wants hug?
Many hug, free!
>>14409041
Depends, got any cute little shetland ponies all bundled up for winter?
>>14409039
I wish a good deal of writefags would write more but meh. Gotta stomach Alp and his other half and their stupid pity party shit.
>>14409041
Ditch the armor and we'll talk. I want to feel, soft, warm skin, not cold, unyielding steel.
Besides, she's cuter without it.
>>14409045
I gotchu covered senpai
>>14409055
What? Blondie is of not offering hugs.
>>14409062
She's getting ALL my hugs this winter.
do you guys really like monster girls so much or is this all a big joke
>>14409092
Of course it's a joke.
>>14409092
>We trained him wrong
>As a joke
>>14409092
are you for real
We need more Dragon vaginas
>>14409092
Who are you and why do you ask?
>>14409092
No of course not we're being ironic
>>14409092
>>14409092
Do you honestly think that such a large group of utterly pathetic individuals could actually exist on the internet?
>>14409092
I'm just here to fap to alps.
>>14409092
Yes Anon, this is all an elaborate ruse
>>14409092
mgs are the kek'est
>>14409092
Show's over everyone, he blew it.
>>14409135
Damn it. This place was getting comfy too. We just bought a new couch and everything
>>14409092
Would you or would you not hop through a portal and enter MGE Land with no way back?
Yes means you can stay.
No means you can go away.
>>14409142
We were one day away from retirement too...
What are the odds?
Cows?
Robo bunnies.
>>14409189
Cows, you say?
>>14409197
Bad cow.
>>14409189
>a Mino with that bodytype will never pin you to a wall kabe-don style, and force you to drink from her massive calcium tanks
>>14409201
More like Controversial cow than anything.
>>14409201
Good cow.
>>14409189
Seems like the kind if cow that would drag you to loud crowed parties to get you drunk. I'll pas.
>>14409205
I'd rather force myself onto her huge, firm, milk filled tits.
>>14409213
Dumb, slutty cow.
>>14409142
I really liked that comfy couch too
http://i.imgur.com/qhZiMFi.jpg
>>14409236
I feel like this is what a Mega holst would be like.
>>14409201
Maybe not the best cow, but that's some 100% Grade A beef that I wouldn't mind bending over.
>>14409275
You have shit taste in women anon.
>>14409197
MAN HANDS!
>>14409041
I want to be protected by a noble and honorable Monster Girl knight!
>>14409189
Minotaurs are strong!
>>14409292
It's probably her homestay.
>>14409301
Which makes it all the more satisfying to defeat one and make her your woman!
>>14408743
Looking forward to how it all turns out.
>>14409277
It ain't even about the person, though I don't have much of an issue with the character. If a girl that big, that well-toned, with huge tits that leaked milk like a faucet came up to me and said she wanted to fuck, I'd be saying yes.
>>14409313
Not really.
>>14409331
Wow.
Someone actually drew her with her boyfriend. I'm actually rather surprised.
>>14409105
Wimp Low Lizardgirl when?
>>14409336
Oh boy you're stupid.
