Hey /jp/, I've been thinking about starting to write requests for you guys.
Think lewd stories about your idols, touhou shipping, or that weird fetish you never found the exact right material on.
Will do the first intresting request right now, to demonstrate I have some skill.
I'm a broke NEETand jewthough, so I might start charging for longer stories or something
Maybe help me figure out how to do this, /jp/?
Picture slightly related
Alrighty OP
Here's a test run that will be probably amicable.
Write a short story about an anon meeting (read: bump, crash, land in front of, found unconscious by - the more creative, the better) Aya and both of them falling in love.
>>14405710
Alright.
Will start working on that right away, check back in a while for your story.
>>14405719
Thank you
>>14405667
I enjoy reading romantic stories in second person involving touhou characters, either in gensokyo or in a non-descript "real" location
>>14405732
>Second person romance stories
>Second person
For why.
>>14405752
Because I'm very pathetic and like to self insert being with someone I know who cares about me
>>14405761
It's not so pathetic, Anon. It's pitiably cute in a perspective.
At least you have something to sort of fill in that gap.
>>14405787
Except I don't. Each story is just a visit to the brothel with someone who will fade away as soon as it concludes.
My heart is empty and clings to nothing
>>14405813
It's better than most of us, Anon. All I got is my booze.
How about Byakuren getting her tits fucked?
>>14405667
http://www.touhou-project.com/at/
Out.
>>14405832
I wish I could enjoy drinking, but I seem to only want to hold someone close or enthusiastically preach when I do
Both inappropriate for drinking alone
>>14405728
Finished part one, uploaded it to google drive.
Will finish it completely this afternoon, have some personal matters to attend to for now.
Please let me know what you think about it, everyone.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6UUwv3CZCuxOG5iMzk1dDdwdm8/view?usp=sharing
Chuunishit action with anon, the intelligent nihilist with the wicked sense of humor, as he fights his way through youkai, vampire lolis, yamas, ghosts and so forth only to add them to his harem. He eventually romances Yukari and then there is some sort of shocking reveal that Yukari was once a human named Maribel.
After everything is all and done God ( looks like a cute Touhou with a hat and everything) who has been gaining so much power from the humans from the outside world comes to Gensokyo to destroy it because according to her its existence goes against what God stands for. All of the Touhous (including PC-98s and Moonies) work together to stop her but to no avail as even Yukari can't stand up to such a powerful entity. Anon, all beaten up with everyone lying down besides him and with Gensokyo in its final moments, gets up and shouts "NO!!!! I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN.... BECAUSE I STILL HAVE HOPE IN MY HEART AND BECAUSE I HAVE PEOPLE I WANT TO PROTECT!!!!" and then uses his protagonist's might™ to become a super powerful ascended sorcerer who exists on high abstract dimensions and has probability and reality manipulation abilities that make him as strong as, if not stronger than an omnipotent. He then materializes a giant 47-dimensional sword and defeats God with it.
Then have the story end with him kissing and marring Yukari only before he vanishes for unknown reasons and never returns again.
Please write it in first person
>>14405932
Thank you very much!
>>14405813
> visit to the brothel
Dime hooker Reimu in a series of unenthusiastic sex acts with a succession of faceless fatmen and gangly nerds, please.
>>14405959
Reimu the dead starfish!
>>14405972
A plot point could be that Reimu is just too lazy to tense her kegel muscles and a customer fucks her slack, cavernous pussy until the time is up and she flexes her pussy and he comes in an instant.
>>14405982
Reimu doesn't even bother to count of the time! She only flexes when she can be bothered!
Two customers become unhappy with inconsistent service! She offers to please both at the same time! Silly Reimu!
>>14405937
that'll be 30 dollars American plus tip goy
>>14406019
30? Are you insane? At least 32,99
>>14405667
בבקשה תכתוב סיפור אהבה בין הדמות הראשית ויוקארי, יא חנון.
>>14406070
with the 10+ tip? meshugginah goyboy your shnoz must be at least 10 times bigger than mine. if I'm going to fuck him I should take him to dinner first.
>>14406070
>>14406091
What's all this chutzpah /jp/? He's not a schmuck.
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח
אתה בתח לא ידוע בכלל עברית! נכון?
איזה מין כישלון של יהודי אתה?
>>14406006
But then a lot of her customers would come way too soon and some not at all! That would be very frustrating. Only gamblers with a fetish for bad service would come to Reimu!
>>14405932
>Slutty miko opens brothel on youkai mountain
Ayy le fucking mao
>>14406437
You get what you pay for with Reimu!
Which is almost nothing!
But what if gamblers with a fetish for bad service turn Reimu into gambling den for the whole of gensokyo!
>>14406577
>>14406437
>>14406006
>>14405982
I'm gone for a few hours
A FEW HOURS
And you guys come up with THIS shit
And I'm sickened, but curious now. This story has potential.
But how long would it be, what would be examples of important points in the plot?
How will I narrate it, and how explicit does it have to be?
>>14406610
Slice of life with Reimu thinking about food, money, etc, what she's going to do with the money. Every once in a while she remembers to let the guy cum when she thinks of something comedically unrelated to sex. Like: "Oh, my stomach is growling... No, wait, that's the faceless fat guy reaming me. Better squeeze him off,"
Lewd descriptions of the dirty dicks probing her flesh and the icky sperm flooding into her, but in very boring words that make it seem as uninteresting as she finds it.
>>14405932
The story was really nice, yes. I enjoyed it, writefag-kun!
>>14407037
Will try to finish it later tonight!
Okay.
I'm certain I can do all you guy's requests.
I'll start at 10 american dollars per 1000 words, I hope that's not too steep. Writing costs a lot of time.
When making your request, be as specific as possible. The amount of words, the style of narration, how lewd.
For pure fetish/fap works, 2000 words easily suffice. That's about 4 a-4 pages.
Depending on how detailed you want a different kind of story, I'd advice an upper limit of 5000 words.
I can do any kind of story, but 'moody' 'artistic' stories are my speciality, these come out almost naturally.
Yukkuri is one of my favorite things to write, though.
You can posts requests on my Deviantart accound (gross website, I know, but it'll have to do) as well as read stories other people have commisioned. (so if you can't afford/ don't want to pay, just lurk for other stories.)
http://culaincu.deviantart.com/
Make sure to leave your email adress so I can contact you.
Not the writefag but maybe I will try to writefag you a writefag story this weekend.
>>14407484
I'm this guy, and I'll write you a Sekibanki story FOR FREE.
>>14407571
Ha! He would never do that!
I've traced his IP all the way to shekelburg, and nobody from shekelburg would ever write about SEKIBANKI
>>14406540
I guess you could say, Reimu is really spelling out.
>>14406577
I doubt Reimu would gamble it all away on something so stupid.
>>14405832
I'm the same way, its really drinking me mad.
>>14406006
What a perflexing situation.
>>14405932
>her newspaper, 'Bunbunmaru', she
>'Bunbunmaru',
Fuck, the comma goes inside the quotation marks, holy ashit am I angry right now.
Nice story though. Have you visited /th/?
>>14407704
Woops. Missed that comma.
And thanks, and no. I haven't.
>>14407484
I'll be sure to spread the word
>>14407704
I think there are many more issues with conmas than just that one sentence. I'm not a native English speaker, but I think his punctuation is completely wrong.
Like for example
>Almost at the top of the mountain, that incentive was rewarded
There is no way there should be a coma there. What does it separate?
Or
>He wore strange blue pants from a rugged material, and an extremely simple-in-design gray shirt
Why would you use comma if there is already 'and' between two objects?
>>14407778
That's a narrative technique. You read the comma as a short pause, instead of reading the sentence in a single breath.
In this case, the punctuation is correct.
Source: I've studied literature, and am a native english speaker.
>>14407792
No, that's not how it works. You don't make pauses if there are no need for them. Quick google gives this:
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/93068/breaking-comma-rules-to-emphasize-a-pause-in-a-character-quote-or-elsewhere
You're just a very shitty writfag.
>>14407792
>That's a narrative technique.
That's the worst excuse.
Our world sends four explorers to Gensokyo to explore and document the new frontier.
>>14407792
That's not me, but thanks for backing me up??
>>14407862
And thanks for the information
>>14407876
Isn't that a bit overdone?
Weebs
wait are there two people being a writefag in this thread now
>>14407913
Two writefags and not a single Remi x Satori story.
>>14407704
This rule makes me so angry. In that case, the comma isn't part of what is being quoted. The name of the newspaper is:
Bunbunmaru
It is not:
Bunbunmaru,
Thus the comma should logically be outside the delimiters.
In the case of:
The /jp/er said "Suck my cock dude."
It makes sense for the period to be inside the quotes because it's part of what he said. Honestly, I feel there ought to be another period outside the quotes to terminate the sentence, but I can accept that it is omitted because it would look awkward, and because there is no ambiguity, assuming the next sentence starts with a capital letter.
>>14408539
The rules aren't consistent on this. It apparently varies by country and preference of the writer.
Write an Anon posting about how cute Yuugi is only to have her materialize for an unexplained reason and snuggle him. If she's drunk and sleeping it off that's only an improvement.
Yukari closes the gap and leaves to troll the outside world elsewhere.
Aya
Aya!
I'm back and feel like writing another story! And I'm a little confused about the comma rules now, but I'll try.
Now, which one will it be?
Continue the aya story?
Or something else?
>>14411698
Aya,
>>14411710
What did you think of part one?
SHould it get lewd now? Or will that be too fast?
>>14411721
I think it could start getting lewd, so I vote for that, although it would be nice if there was more story to build it up. Also, Good work.
>>14411734
Well, going to start right now!
Check back in an hour or two
Also who the fuck is the other writefag trying to impersonate me (please stop doing that, thanks)
>>14411756
or another two hours as I just fell asleep haha
Another writefag reporting. Aya sux, but I would be perfectly willing to write about the Sekibanki. Please leave your suggestions below.
Meanwhile, alcohol-induced coma.
Bumb, I want my sekibanki storycute not lewd
Someone post your favorite fapfics, I'm bored with pornographic videos, erotic manga, dirty games, etc. Doesn't have to be 2hu.
HinaXParsee fic. With Hina being the only one that can help Parsee a little with her jealousy issues.
>>14405667
>or that weird fetish you never found the exact right material on
Reimu wakes up one day and discovers that Shinmyoumara became her penis. Turns out she can control Reimu's libido and comedy ensues
