japanese bird cooking dinner for /jp/
I hope you have a great holiday season, jaypee. You made it another year!
>>14400589
Thank you japanese bird,
Thank you for reminding me that I have no
one to spend the holidays with.
>>14400589
Sir, this is neo-/jp/, so I'm going to need to see your Japanese bird posting license.
You do have a license sir?
I kinda wish I hadn't. The world keeps moving on but I've been stuck in the same loop for years now.
>>14400797
That fucking feel.
I felt the same when they finally got off the boat in Berserk. Nothing changed.
I even try changing too, I lift weights and yet I see no change in my arms or anything 9 months. Nothing.
>>14400811
>>>/fit/
Read the sticky
>>14400811
You were doing something not quite right brah.
We all gonna make it.
tfw no gf to spend the holiday with
>>14400939
At least you have your momright?
>>14400589
>You made it another year!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
The year is still far from over.
>>14400963
What if you don't like your mom?
>>14401591
Take a close look at how low have you fallen and ditch your standards already, dude.
>>14400589
What is that tiny bird on the table?
Japanese bird... is consuming Japanese bird?!
>>14400693
Of course. I am a model citizen.
>>14402284
Only the strong survive.
I just made the thread to wish /jp/ a happy end of the year since you faggots make my life a little more bearable.
I haven't figured out how to properly roast a bird.
Probably because I don't have a real oven.
>>14403301
Hmm, all seems to check out.
Stay safe.