Sekibanki-chan
I want to have sex with Banki-chan. No kinky stuff. None of that reverse-throatfucking thing, no rimjob while pumping it in and out of her baby hole. Just plain old copulation with a happy end.
>>14378350
Would there be post-coitus cuddling?
>>14378447
haha man she makes me lose my head sometimes
>>14378187
I want to spank Sekibanki. Everyone is about Hatate or Clownpiece, I myself only crave for that cute ass barely hidden by a short skirt.
>>14378187
>>14378794
She looks rather beside herself.
Where is the sekistory
>>14385393
when the writefag decides on a weekend to do it.
>>14385842
This upcoming Saturday will mark a year since the writefag promised a Sekibanki story.
>>14385842
I want to spank sekibanki, but damn she's cute.
>>14378794
CUTE
U
T
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THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY
>>14386183
SHUT UP SHUT UP
REPORTED
SAGED
BANNED
CALLED THE COPS
Spanking Banki's cute butt.
Shit, it lacks a rhyme.
>>14386211
Spanking Bankiki
This is what she wants, truly
A good ol' spanking.
Yeah, no. Repeats too much.
Meet Sekibanki,
Stare at her good, nice, round ass,
Give it a good smack.
Sekibanki turns,
Tears swelling in her red eyes,
Asks why you did that.
Your butt was too good,
Truly a sin it was to,
Let it unspanked.
Did you spanking subhumans swap over from /d/ or what? Ever since those shithead mods moved the monster girl thread to /jp/, this board is full with you disgusting fuckers. Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Oh, wait, you already did... hahaha. In that case, stop breathing.
>>14386262
Careful on that edge or you might cut yourself.
>>14389912
kowai kowai
Man, I want to SPANK a Seki!
Sekibanki was alight
Her face full red as in fright
For I spanked her tight ass, so strong it shook the land mass
She knows she loved it despite
>>14392947
>not a haiku/10
I just want to have a conversation with skbnk so I can experience the feeling of looking someone in the eye while their head is disembodied.
She's also pretty cool so it would probably be a really cool conversation because I am also really cool.
Spanking is wrong.
>>14393024
>Spanking is wrong.
It's cold outside, /jp/. Help keep Banki-chan warm since she only wears a skirt
>>14394289
Oh, I'd warm her up all right. Bygiving her hot chocolate milk.
>>14393952
Surprise!
It was just Kogasa all along
I've always loved her design. I was in some Touhou off-time period years ago, when I saw a picture of Sekibanki I thought "is that a new 2hu?" and re-gained my interest in the series and its latest installment back then (DDC).
I also thought that Sekibanki was DDC's final boss, for the longest time. EVEN when I played DDC myself and encountered her as the stage 2 boss, I thought it'd become a LLS Yuuka deal where she's the stage boss of more than one, and the twist of Sekibanki being both an early stage & final boss.
Sadly wasn't the case. But DDC's stage 6 boss rarely seems to be brought up, while Sekibanki's quite popular. So she's got the last laugh.
>>14386262
Ayy take it easy, Sekibanki admittedly has a nice butt, so the idea of spanking it simply became a meme. There's nothing more to it than that.
>>14393952
*hugs her*
>>14394320
>not hot milk
;-)
>>14394577
>There's nothing more to it than that
GUFFAW.jpg
Bankiki is cute, CUTE
>>14395229
Bankiki's butt is sexy, even in a shitty resolution on a model made by a dAtard.
>>14395189
Let me try that too.
>random excerpt from someone's post
lmao.jpeg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1939411
I really wish Sekibanki was more popular. She deserves it! My favorite DDC character!
>>14396325
How to detect flash created for /f/:
>Size: 9.99 MB (460x342)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0smPNpVHOH8
>>14400184
I like that set. It shows Sekibanki living incognito.
>>14400225
Yeah I really like it as well. Banki in the village is adorable. Makes me want to walk her home without looking at her neck so she doesn't get paranoid.
>>14400246
True.
Plus it gives the impression she's really trying to blend in, which makes her a lot friendlier than most other touhous.
>>14400452
Shit, wrong picture.
>>14400466
Yeah I was going to ask if that was a swap or something.
>>14400490
At any rate, Seki's got some fine legs and a nice ass, on top of being probably one of the friendliest youkai around. The friendliest one probably being Raiko.
My headcanon is that Sekibanki was born a rokurokubi but raised by humans.
On a scale from 0 to "fuck off with your heacanon", how plausible does that sound?
FUCK IT. I'm gonna write a Sekistory this weekend, negative legacy be damned.
>>14401104
I'll remind you, anon. Your ip is being traced and as we are speaking I am contacting the Speedwagon foundation to ensure you stick to your word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq9QRDcgP_c
>>14401104
At this rate, it's no longer a negative legacy but a curse.
Great looking forward to vodka, leftover turkey and a sekistory this weekend.
there will never a writefag
>>14407578
As you walk back home, you find a girl sleeping on a bench.
What do you do?
[] Wake her up.
[] Call the police.
>>14407701
[ ! ] Jump in the rape
>>14407701
Genuflect
>>14407732
You perform a splendid Lupin Dive on the sleeping girl, instantly pinning her down on the ground, and knocking her head out.
You follow it with your eyes as it's rolling away. And you lowers your eyes again. The body doesn't have a head.
[] Panic.
[] Freak out.
[] Mercy.
>>14407743
[ ? ] Rape?
>>14407753
You try to rape the unconscious girl, but her lack of head freaks you out.
There, story written.
If you were going steady with Banki, would she let you put it in her neckhole?
>>14407781
That would be like a blowjob.
>>14407765
>her lack of head freaks you out
>>14407793
Well, it'd be like deep-throat, but without having to worry about the teeth or the roof of the mouth or the uvula.
No tongue or lips though.
>>14407800
I like Nue's ass.
Can't you fucking people just appreciate a cute cool girl without forcing your lewdness onto her?
>>14407903
Sure, but what benefit is there to that?
>>14407903
But why?
>>14407903
Nah. It's like watching a cute dog and not petting it. It makes no sense.
精液BANKい
Sekierotic.
>>14408147
>not making daily deposits at the spermbanki
Sexyspanki.
How spooky is skbnk?
>>14411955
Too much for you.
Man, I want to spank Banki.
>there was no sekistory
>>14378187
Why exactly Sekibanki hides amongst humans?
>>14418152
Because [insert headcanon here], of course.
>>14418144
This a pity.
>>14418274
You can't even come with a good headcanon for Sekibanki?
A pity.
>>14386098
A year and no Sekistory, just furry erotica!
>>14418274
muuuuh dik
>>14418309
My headcanon is that she's been raised by humans.
>>14418274
why did she leave her panties out for birds to poop on? why is she even putting them back on?
Do you think that during the events of DDC enough villagers saw her that she's outed as being a youkai?
>>14418144
what kind of sekistory you want nerdo
>>14419067
One with cuddling and spanking.
>>14419067
Lazy headless shenanigans.
>>14421003
[X] Genuflect
>>14419201
>>14420478
I'll get to work on it on Friday
How long do you nerds want it to be? Does it have to be lewd (never written lewd stuff before)? Faceless males or just seki?
Are we really doing this shit again? There will NEVER NEVER NEVER a sekistory.
>>14422912
Oh ye of little faith! As long as you wish for it, the possibility exists.
>>14422912
I swear to you /jp/ I'll stop being worthless and useless and lazy and write you a fucking sekistory
I mean, it'll be dogshit but I'll fucking write it for you. My Christmas gift to you. Someone just needs to fucking remind me because if not I'll dick around even more
>>14422960
My Christmas gift to /jp/ will be to promise them that I'll remind you, but then to not remind you, because the real enjoyment is the anticipation, not the having.
>>14422993
fine I'll just keep it to myself
>>14422996
No, no, you can't just say that! There's protocol!
>>14423008
you nerds have no idea on what you're missing out
I'm surprised I can even type since I have to use both hands for this story
>>14423012
I will be eagerly awaiting Christmas!
>>14423036
Short or long hair seki?
>>14419065
Yes, she's must likely a stray now
>>14419067
vanilla to the max
>>14423081
I can do that. I'm a simple pure boy
>>14378350
Wow get a load of this vanilla faggot.
I want Sekibanki-chan to suck on my balls while her body vigorously rides my shaft!
I want Sekibanki-chan to kiss me with her detached head while I rail her ass as her body bends over doggy-style!
I want Sekibanki-chan to deepthroat my cock while she sits on my face!
There's no woman like Sekibanki-chan!!
>>14423109
>I want Sekibanki-chan to deepthroat my cock while she sits on my face!
It only now occurs to me that I should've specified that I specifically want her body sitting cowgirl, not reverse cowgirl! Otherwise you could just do that by 69ing!
It is only natural to make use of your wife's talents!!
>>14378187
I want to sniff her butt and hope it smells like tacos
>>14423109
>I want Sekibanki-chan to kiss me with her detached head while I rail her ass as her body bends over doggy-style!
Nice.
By the way, got that picture without the fang?
What the fuck is it with all those promises of Sekistories at the weekend? At this rate I'm gonna have to write a Sekistory DURING THE WEEK to show you faggots how it's done.
Make your suggestions as to content below.
>>14427327
getting drunk with sekibanki by her doing shots of whiskey first and dripping it out of her throat and into my mouth.
>>14427327
walking her home and making her laugh so hard her head rolls off and you scream and run home
Let's discuss bullying Sekibanki. How would you bully her?
For me, I'd wait until she fell asleep, then steal her head and put it high up in a tree. So when she wakes up she has to climb up the tree in her pajamas while everyone watches!
Reminder that if you tried to bully or spank or engage in unwelcome non-lovey dovey, fetishistic sex hijinx with Sekibanki she would just kick your ass up and down Gensokyo. She is a good, cool, cute girl, and had she feelings for a man, she would seek passionate, affectionate intercourse, not whacked-out kooky penis gymnastics.
>>14427592
Seal her head in a box so she can't find it and can't blast her way out.
>>14422912
>Lifting up her head to spy on Kosuzu and Akyuu naked
This is fantastic.
>>14427736
Then bury it 6 feet under way out in the middle of nowhere.
I just want a sweet story where I meet a shy girl who is just trying to hide the fact her head comes off and story ensues to sweet plot and love
>>14427861
Absolutely disgusting. I refuse to write such foul smut.
>>14427636
>Reminder that if you tried to spank Sekibanki she would just kick your ass up and down Gensokyo
My fanfiction says otherwise.
>>14429741
>My fanfiction
WHAT fanfiction?
>>14429039
And in the end we hold hands
![Shinmyoumaru-Forbidden-Scrollery-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sD86PNN.jpg "Shinmyoumaru-Forbidden-Scrollery-2[1].jpg")
>>14394577
>But DDC's stage 6 boss rarely seems to be brought up
I know she's easy to overlook but I think she's the most popular DDC.
>>14429754
Ooops, please disregard that post. It's only tomfoolery and intentional fallacies and whatever.
Ignore it, okay?
>>14423013
Winner!
