Why do you want to be little girls so badly? PMS ain't fun.
Because then I could dress up and be really cute without getting laughed at.
Everyone would love me and I'd live life on easy mode.
If you're on birth control medication your menstrual cycle usually halts.
>>14276392
Some forms of birth control can give you lighter periods, or reduce their number to four per year, but you're very ill if you're not having them at all.
So I could be cute, receive preferential treatment (harassment, unequal pay, etc. notwithstanding), and feel the pleasure of being cummed inside (without getting fucked by another dude since that's gay).
Assuming I keep my personality I think it would probably make things easier.
Being shy, modest and quiet as a guy, especially a big one, just makes people think you're autistic or some sort of sociopath but if I was a cute girl they would be positive traits.
Then again, being a girl would probably get me too much attention which I can't handle. So in the end I guess there's no possible way for me to be happy.
>>14276380
Little girls don't get periods. After those start they're just girls.
>>14276380
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-alpha-reductase_deficiency#Prevalence
feel when some men were little girls.
better than being an uncute old girl
>>14276555
>It is thought that either a founder effect or a bottleneck effect (the villagers are interrelated and may have inherited the mutation from the same individual), in conjunction with a lack of geneflow (genes from outsiders) in the isolated geographic location of Las Salinas allowed the mutation to become amplified in the village. In the Dominican Republic, the Spanish term for a person with the condition is "güevedoce". This comes from the phrase "huevo/güevo a los doce" with the slang meaning of "ball[s]/penis at twelve [years of age]"
>boypussy is an actual, tangible thing
>>14276410
Not really. Many people do that without any problem. Birth control was a bit overkill decades ago but we learned to fine tune it so it is just enough to stop menstruation. And in old times women wouldn't menstruate much either, they would just get pregnant, give birth, breastfeed and get pregnant again until die or get in menopause. Women spending most of their fertile life having cycles is modern thing and leads to endometriosis.
>>14276380
So I can be a mazo whore like the girls in my H-manga, obviously
>PMS ain't fun.
That's why you should become a LITTLE girl, gosh anon.
all my bad sides would become good sides if I was a girl
I have been on /a/ for 8 years and still have no desire to be a girl and would much rather keep being a guy and have a cute girl love me, instead of becoming a cute girl myself.
Suck is life.
It's more fun trying to be cute being a boy. Crossdressing feels good.
>>14276380
Anime girls don't have a menstrual cycle.
>>14277942
This. Even better if you start hormones and have guys constantly hit on you even when you go out in boymode. Being cute is wonderful~
>>14277918
How about being a cute girl and having a cute girl love you?
I want friends who I can act cute to. I'm afraid of getting judged by all the people I already know
>>14278366
Only if she molests me and makes me call her Onee-sama
>>14278367
I want a friend who is cute without trying to be. Too many nerds out there pretend and it's gross and an affront to cuteness.
>>14278491
It's hard to tell if I'm cute. What would you consider cute?
>pms
>actual period on picrel
ayy lmao
>>14278507
Don't even get started on what I think about cuteness, I could talk for ever about it.
But essentially I think being honest and unpretentious is key to being cute. Wanting to be cute is also cute but there's more to it than just wanting it.
Do little girls smoke?
I want to be a little 2D girl. They don't have periods.
>>14276380
She's cutting open her own stomach in that pic. Not PMS'ing
My ass gets pretty wet whenever I fap, so on the front I'm a boy and in the back I feel like a girl. It actually helps with the fapping.
>>14279406
>My ass gets pretty wet whenever I fap
That's sweat you fatass
>>14279426
I'm actually underweight.
>>14279541
I'm skinny and my ass sweats.
It's sweat.
>>14276380
Little enough to avoid having to deal with period.
>>14279634
I know, I never had that though, it's more of a recent development.
What is PMS?
being a really cute girl would be amazing. I think about it like being a girl, but still being as neet as i am, just having the stinkiest pheromone filled manga reading hikkimori pussy as i just got off my period smell, cosplaying as his favorite 2hoe, shoving it in his face and suffocating him with it talking so lewd and making him feel like the biggest beta cuck. mmm.. being a girl would and must be wonderful
>>14278949
Kill yourself.
I'd rather just look like the little girl.
It is the most aesthetic human form.
I frequently decieve people in video games I play and on here that I'm a girl, albeit not a little girl. Best story about that I have is the time a young Australian boy tried to make me his girlfriend, I said no, he quit the game and shortly after, quit TF2 and sold all his items. Last I saw he had been offline on Steam for about 450 days.
I want to be cute but my personality is shit and I'm an autistic retard.
>>14276380
You don't want to have fun participating in group activities with other /jp/sies who have transformed into girls?
Typical /jp/ activity:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm541630
You don't want to wear cute clothes like this?
>>14281528
I don't like this.
Creepy, not cute.
>>14281479
Story of my life
>>14276380
>little girls
>periods
kek
>>14281528
>しね
>さいて
These comments tbh.
>>14281547
>>14281719
Don't you guys want to pretend you're in Mizuryu Kei world with the other /jp/sies?Seriously though, it is gross. Also I hate Alice no Takarabako's stupid slutty characters.
>>14281749
I love Maeshima Ryou's lolis! But only because they are 2D.
>>14281753
His characters are just lewd, so they're okay. They're not degenerate slut monsters and rapists like the other guy's.
>>14281472
Sometimes I RP the character I made for the game. A lesbian got interested on me. Dammit! I'm more attractive as a girl than as a guy!
But I'm a strong guy IRL and not an androgynous pretty boy.
i accidentally brushed against a girl's breasts the other day and holy shit they're so soft. why do girls get to be so cute and soft? it's so unfair
>>14281933
It's just fat. Eat more and you can be soft too. You'll even grow soft breasts.
>>14281472
I've always wanted to pretend to be a girl on the internet but I just can't do it. I've always been stupidly honest so deceiving people like that is impossible for me. The best I can do is remain ambiguous which sometimes works but it's just not the same.
>>14281984
It's not just fat.
>>14282011
It is just fat. You have all that shit while flat chested. You also have mammary glands as a male.
>>14282021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
>>14277991
Something like that bothers me when I play something like CM3D2
>>14281993
My experiment with pretending to be a girl on the internet ended over ten years ago after I decided it was weird that random people were hitting on me though Battle.net.
I'm already the little girl and I still have a dick.
I basically won at life dweebs
>>14285375
No you're not and no you haven't.
If you were, you'd be seen as a monstrosity.
>>14285375
do you have xx chromosomes?
>>14286599
I wonder if there's any hermaphrodites on /jp/
Mood swings aren't fun, guys. Seriously, sometimes when it's that time of the month I just start crying and don't even know why.
>>14281933
A while ago a girl accidentally brushed her hand over mine and her skin was ridiculously soft.
>>14286744
>implying
>>14281933
When I was in high school I was doing an experiment with one of my friends and a bunch of her hair fell on me, and it smelled like strawberries
>>14286599
>muh chromosomes
This argument is stupid as hell. Nobody looks at a hot woman thinks "woah, check out the chromosomes on her!"
>>14286774
He's saying that possessing XX chromosomes makes somebody an authentic woman, as opposed to a tranny freak of nature. Nobody was talking about hot anything dipshit.
>>14286789
Your genes aren't "you" though.
>look up pineapple pound cake recipe on the internet
>forgot to buy pineapples
>use strawberries instead
>"Hey guys, hope you enjoy my strawberr--"
>"HURF DURF It's a pineapple cake, it says so right here on the recipe!"
>transphobia logic
Imagine forcing a baby through your penis.
>>14286827
this has got to be the most retarded thing I've read on the internet in a long time.
The reason girls skin is so soft is because they use lots of lotion and take care of it.
You can too, but you won't because you're all a bunch of slobs.
>>14286845
The pokemon image also makes it that much more ironic.
>>14286828
>Although the genitalia of the male spotted hyena is typical by mammalian standards, that of the female closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vagina (vaginal opening), as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum. The pseudo-penis is traversed to its tip by a central urogenital canal, through which the female urinates, copulates and gives birth.
>>14286827
Came in this thread just to insult you and your post
>>14286827
I get a "recipe" for a boy but don't have an Y chromosome and use a X in its place I get a girl.
>>14286827
>feel like eating a pineapple cake
>grab one at local cake shop
>it's actually a strawberry cake
>inform the shop assistant
>"HURF DURF who cares, the look the same on the outside anyways"
>tranny logic
>>14286754
>>14286765
Use lotion and strawberry hair wash then.
>>14286911
Where do you think you are
Trannies are disgusting freaks shunned by straight and gays alike, but you'd all fuck this kind of person even though they're technically males.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_androgen_insensitivity_syndrome
>>14286850
No, it is because they have less testosterone.
Androgens, including testosterone, yield a denser network of collagen fibers than that found in female skin.1 The firm collagen and elastin network, coupled with the presence of terminal hair follicles, results in thick facial skin in men.
Testosterone also increases oil secretion all over the body and induces the production of the male odor.
At least men don't have cellulite.
>>14286913
>Where do you think you are
The crossdressing board? You should all already be doing that. Just set aside some of your autism bux for it or get some lotion that can double as onahole lube and hair wash you can use on your dolls too.
>>14286931
>The crossdressing board?
That would be /cgl/ or /lgbt/
>>14286931
> that can double as onahole lube
If you want to ruin your onahole.
>>14286936
Nah, all the crossdressing camwhore bloggers, and touhou crossplayers and 2hu gay dicksucking videos get posted here.
>>14277768
Not just endometriosis. Stage IV endometriosis.
>>14277918
I have been on /a/ for 1 year and I stopped wanting to be a girl around that time. I guess autogynephilia is merely a phase for some.
>>14278949
That outfit looks so comfortable!
>>14281017
Parmesan. You know, that flavor of cheese?
>>14281472
Same here. I buffalo'd more than 50 people on RuneScape into thinking I'm a fat chick. Even cybered w/ a few of them. (It's still not gay, as I envisioned what was being done to the girl me from the guy's point of view, not the girl's)
>>14286917
You must love Jenner then. :^)
>>14286827
Your genes don't make up your whole identity, but they do decide a bunch of important biological factors, such as your gender. If your sex chromosomes aren't XX, you aren't female no matter how much your mental illness convinces you otherwise.
And yes, I did use gender interchangeably for sex. I hope this triggers you, tranny!
>>14276414
>(harassment, unequal pay, etc. notwithstanding)
I want these things, though. I want the full female experience.
I want to be catcalled, and feel unsafe walking around my own neighborhood, then have people tell me I'm "overreacting" when I talk about it. I want guys to think I'm on my period and disregard my opinions when I'm upset. I want to be date-raped and have everyone believe the guy's side of the story instead of mine. I want to be invited to a party, find no one attractive, but feel obligated to fuck someone because having a reputation as a prude is social suicide. Basically I want to exist entirely for other people's pleasure with no regards for my own.
Anyone else? Who maso here?
>>14286957
>Your recipe doesn't make up your whole identity, but it does decide a bunch of important culinary factors, such as your ingredients. If your recipe doesn't say strawberry on it, you aren't a strawberry cake no matter how much your mental illness convinces you otherwise.
>And yes, I did use ingredients interchangeably for recipe. I hope this triggers you, pineapple!
>>14286968
Your post is half uninteresting and half massive boner.
In the bedroom/behind closed doors I'm pretty much as maso as it gets, which is why I'm drawn to thoughts of wanting to be a girl.
In public, though? Mostly I just try not to think about it.
>>14286968
In Japan it is safe for a girl to walk on a dark street lat at night. In fact I have seen girls going to convenience stores late at night on pajamas. I wouldn't recommend that in my country. Also the happiness difference between sexes is particularly high in Japan with women being much happier than men. The more you know...
>>14286988
>Your post is half uninteresting and half massive boner.
Which half is uninteresting? The non-rape stuff?
I'm a very emotional person. My fantasies don't always involve sex; to me sex is the means to an end, not an end in itself.
>>14286956
>You must love Jenner then. :^)
Who?
>>14286970
Did you even have a point to make, or counter-argument to present? I honestly fail to see what the fuck you were even trying to say
>>14287029
>Which half is uninteresting? The non-rape stuff?
See the second part of that post. Though the point is I can definitely sympathize with you even if I feel a bit differently.
>>14286827
What if I get a pineapple cake, cut it open, try to remove the pineapple bits, add some artificial strawberry paste and them try to close it up again?
>>14286968
Just move to a islamist country.
>>14286970
You can't be mayonnaise if you don't contain eggs.
Also that trolling is especially dumb when you realize you legally cannot be mayo if you do not have eggs. http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2015-title21-vol2/xml/CFR-2015-title21-vol2-sec169-140.xml Food does have definitions.
>>14287011
>In fact I have seen girls going to convenience stores late at night on pajamas.
Women do that here too. We don't call that "having safe streets" though.
>>14287054
If you sell it, you can probably be sued for false advertising. If you trick someone into eating it, they won't be expecting it and will be shocked and probably disgusted no matter how it tastes.
>>14287065
It is safe. Very safe. Japan crime rates are low even compared with other developed countries.
>>14287065
>You can't be mayonnaise if you don't contain eggs.
>Also that trolling is especially dumb when you realize you legally cannot be mayo if you do not have eggs.
Reminds me of this.
What's going on in this thread? All these quotes are confusing.
![VegenaiseLG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P4sYmYh.jpg "VegenaiseLG[1].jpg")
>>14287065
>You can't be mayonnaise if you don't contain eggs.
Sure, it's not "actually" mayonnaise, but it's a lot closer to mayonnaise than anything else.
>Also that trolling is especially dumb when you realize you legally cannot be mayo if you do not have eggs.
Legal definitions are ultimate truth, are never wrong, and don't ever change, right?
I actually agree with you, but your arguments are weak at best.
>>14286827
>Be a rat
>Loses tail in an unfortunate accident
>Becomes hamster
Holy shit, go fuck yourself you fucking retard.
>>14287084
>MemeCentre.com
>>14287207
Well, no, because the rat still self-identifies as a rat.
>>14287082
I'm saying they do it because they're slovenly, not because it is safe.
Also japan isn't really a safe place to not be raped/molested, which is the issue. Just because violent crimes and robberies are low doesn't mean all crime is.
>>14287145
>Legal definitions are ultimate truth
Well, when defining something man made that needs a definition, yeah. Dictionaries are also the ultimate truth when it comes to word meanings too.
>>14287258
I really hope you are baiting. The rat does not identifies itself in any way, it does not have a consciouness. Its behavior is codified on its genes.
>>14287278
>safe place to not be raped/molested
I want to sit on the train and be molested by a dirty salaryman.
>>14287308
Prove you're conscious and not just an elaborate Chinese Room, ``please''.
>>14287328
Fuck this, I'm leaving. I won't bother answering to this kind of stupid argument, see ya man.
>>14287239
first result on google images
I don't care i still love you
>>14287321
Me too. I wanna be groped and/or fingered on a crowded train, feel dirty and violated, and never see the face of the guy who did it.
>>14287278
It is safer than most countries.
>>14287801
Most countries are shitholes that you'd be happy to be naked at midnight in the middle of LA or New York than be in them during the day.
>>14288008
>north korea
how the fuck do they even know
>>14288093
North Korea doesn't control the world mate
>>14288008
That is so much bullshit, I'm simply beside myself.
>>14288096
It doesn't control the world but it controls its own country, there's no way they would ever allow foreigners to measure female physical security in their country; and any sort of account based on defectors has the problems of bias and low statistical number.
>>14288008
Wait, Swedish women has high levels of physical security?
b-b-but /pol/ told me all the immigrants had made it really unsafe!!
>>14288135
immigrants have caused some problems but that isn't really one of them
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/swedens-ugly-immigration-problem/article26338254/
>>14288008
How do you even measure that?
>>14288008
Is there any general population physical security
>>14288317
Probably.
>>14288317
>>14288321
charts i mean
Ayumi a cute!
>>14286827
aaaaaahahahaha this is the most retarded shit i've read all day
thank you for the wonderful gift of laughter you stupid, stupid thing
i thought i was on /mtfg/ for a second
>>14288317
I was about to write an ironic sjw response but I realized that ironic shitposting is still shitposting so I'll just say that:
Stop baiting me.
>>14288729
That level of smugness would be perfect for a loli ojou-sama.
>>14276380
because cute
>>14287084
well to be fair, the brand "Just mayo" has recently been produced and thats not made with eggs at all.
>>14290596
You forgot to mention that they're being sued for that very reason. It's one thing to say Vegan Mayo but to say Just Mayo (implying real mayonnaise with a fucking egg on the logo no less) is a whole different matter.
>>14286599
Some males actually do have two XX chromosomes. It's called Klinefelter syndrome.
>>14290671
You're a Kline
>>14287084
What's that ugly thing in glasses at the bottom of the image anyway?
>>14290671
Yes but they are XXY. Obviously not the same as XX.
>>14290671
so does that mean you period out of your dick?
>>14276380
Hey I remember you, you PMS'd and went crazy in a haunted school and got everyone killed.
>>14276380
>>14290901
I also recall you taking one too many ghost dicks and getting possessed at the drop of a hat.
>>14276380
>little
>menses
Besides, what they really want is just the body. They don't want to BE a girl.
Because I would be a lot cuter (which would make me happier and more comfortable with myself), my personality traits would be seen in a better light and it would be much easier to find a partner (the male:female ratio for autistic virgin nerds is astronomical).
I would also get the ability to experience sex from the female side, which seems more appealing to me, and on top that I'd be able to please shy, lonely /jp/ boys.
>>14296038
Feels like even getting some yuri action is easier than heterosexual action.
I don't want to be the little girl.
I want to be a busty 14-17 year old high school anime girl and I want the whole package.
I would like to keep my memories though. My personality would probably change over a shortish amount of time and I'd inevitably become cockhungry.
>>14296076
That's because there is a correlation (but not a causation) between being heterosexual and suppressing sexual desires. Heterosexual girls just are too Christian, usually.
Bisexual girls are even more likely to have straight sex, since they're usually not adhering to semitic chastity-related values.
