Lord of the flies edition
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/
First for cute loli snakes!
Second for don't open it.
>>14206133
Good man.
>>14206127
Her extended torso and lack of hips make her design rather unappealing.
>>14206138
Good going anon, you done let their scent out. maussniffer is going to be all over those poor little girls in a matter of seconds.
>>14206138
I opened it and I love it!
>>14206149
I want to turn those mauses into dead mauses.By giving them cute little helmets and teaching them how to make house music.
>>14206160
Really.jpg
Not first for blood filled boobs.
>>14206160
mediocre.
>>14206163
>Kloah
Nah man, there's milk in those Vampiric udders.
>>14206162
>>14206164
I'll also teach them how to hate modern EDM and antagonize other artists. I can't wait to see their twitter feuds with that new up-and-coming Gandharva who's been blowing up the charts.
>>14206133
Cute white loli snakes.
Quicksilver, please!
>>14206163
Vampires a best.
don't forget to treat your waifu to dessert
>>14206160
>loops and shit
no, don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xx5pzHDlY
>>14206163
I want to put milk in that vampire.
>>14206179
A fetish I can't quite explain. Except for the /ss/, I knew I had that one.
>>14206177Tomorrow, unless I take some magical nap that gets me pumped to write at like 3 am.But then that would be tomorrow too.
>>14206163
I want to send my vampsquito daughterus to trick-or-treat at the vampire's mansion on halloween!
>>14206180
That must be some fucking delicious ice cream.
>>14206191
Neat. Looking forward to seeing who'll be the one to molest the other.
>>14206191
Don't give up!
Don't you give up!
Why would you stop writing there!? Just go for a little bit longer!
No! Stop! Listen to me! Don't give up!
Think of all the anons being denied their smut!
You can pull through! If a shithead like me can go out at four in the morning to jog for six and a half kilometers, then you can do something as simple as pound out a sexy piece of writing!
You WILL pull through! And that's why you should...
「
Best Girl.
>>14206214
Worst maid.
>>14206210
Christ anon, you make it sound like I said I was going away forever.
>>14206214
Best maid.
>>14206217
Telling lies.
I need a pumpkin pie. Which MG do I call?
>>14206221
Shoggoths are much better.
>>14206217
>having turds for eyes
trying some stuff out and paying more attention to line economyand gonna study crabs soon for a cancer sketch
Big Thighs, Hips, and Ass are the best
Yes or No?
>>14206223
Troll. One of them would make you a pants creamingly delicious pumpkin pie.
And then help you clean up said pants.
>>14206223
Pumpkinmetz.
>>14206223
Troll. She seems like she is good at cooking, of all sorts.
>>14206226
I don't really care for hot opinions, maybe the next anon will can help you.
>You just freed a Gargoyle girl from her stony prison
>Also she has really, really nice abs
What do?
>>14206214
We should fund monster girl cagefights. Shoggchan would wreck your shit.
>>14206214
>Best
Haha, no.
>>14206235
What I came here to do.
>>14206235
Clean them.
>>14206125
>some anons sperging over the fact Ares is a woman in this setting.
It doesn't trigger me, but it's kind of bugging in a sense. In a setting where dogs, plants, the elements and even gods are horny girls, it's a little boring.
Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators. Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.
Not having a powerful male entity or god who's on par with all the strong female warriors and gods to relate to and strive to be makes it feel like human males are weak, easy targets. Like they're just there to be hunted by monstergirls like a cornered rats because they don't have any role model to look up to.
I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
>>14206228
The face on the Jubjub(?) is really derpy, but looks promising otherwise. Keep up the good work.
>>14206235
Be in a TV series written by Greg Weisman I hope
>>14206228
I will never understand how Chesires fit their paws into those Heels
Damn faggot cats and their faggot magic.
>>14206243
...Should I tell him?
>>14206251
He'll find out eventually.
>>14206243
>being a scrub
The chief god is female numbnuts.
>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too
Oh my.
>>14206245
thanks, and good lookin out mang, i appreciate it
>>14206228
Nice lamia you got there, buddy.The other girls are cute too.
>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
>>14206251
>>14206252
I know it's a porn setting for self-inserting, but still, it feels kinda empty. I mean fuck, what's all the damn lore for if it's just for beating the bishop?
>>14206254
>>14206257
Huh. Oh well...
>>14206254
>>14206257
To be fair, the original wasn't, but he decided to fuck off and leave an understudy at the helm.
>>14206235
>Dark Elf
>With really, really nice abs
>>14206238
>loves you
>subservient
>will tend to you hand and foot
>will help you be the best you can be
>all the maid play
>wouldn't even mind being your mistress
Yes, best.
>>14206138
meeces! time to get a big block of cheese!
Chubby Meeces for cuddling!
>>14206264
>I mean fuck, what's all the damn lore for if it's just for beating the bishop?
Kindle for the imagination. A clutch to help kick start your very own MGE fantasies.
>>14206273
I don't like subs though
>>14206273
Those are subjective and/or not unique. Try again.
>>14206229
I like that pic.
>>14206243
>human males are weak, easy targets.
because they are
>>14206243
Men can reach godhood, you just have to be really good at grinding or fucking.
![1444525608580[1].webm](https://4chanarchives.com/image/image-404.png "1444525608580[1].webm")
...Monster ...Girl?
>>14206186
I hope Kloah takes a break from shipstrumpets, and actually uses his Vampire designs for stuff.
>>14206284
I like you anon.
>>14206288
I bet this was on the history channel.
>>14206278
Your loss.
>>14206283
Excuse me?
>>14206231
Eh, I can do my own laundry.
>>14206290
Y-you too anon.
>>14206291
Nah, that's a recording of something actually visible.
>>14206288
She's cute.
>>14206287
can't I just do pushups situps and run every day instead?
>>14206288
Is that... a Wendigo?awawawawawa?
>>14206298
Possibly.
>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
Hahahaha.
x is best girl
>>14206288
I'd do it
I'd be scared as fuck and shitting out my heart, but my boner will remain.
>>14206288
It looks a bit like a 3d model.
But it could be real.I'd probably fuck it.
>>14206288
Does she appear enough on the film.
>>14206228
ty for the Jubjub love.
>>14206285
Talk for yourself anon.
Come to bed, dear~
>>14206310
The obnoxious Kiki fag is ahead of you on that one.
>>14206319
I can't write from there. Also there's not enough room.
Guys, are you sending those applications? Remember that is in our hands to make of this a better place!When I'm a mod I will permaban .less forever.
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>14206108
Not so much new as knowing who and who isn't hated as far as writers go?
>>14206319
Not until all of Britannia is mine!
>>14206328
>spoiler
You have my vote
>>14206328
Don't they make you send in your personal information, like names and shit? Why the hell would I do that just to do it for free?
>>14206319
Who and what the hell are you?
How come they are called Alraune instead of Mandrakes?
Is it because they are upside down so the body is in the petals instead of the roots?
>>14206328
>making the dataminer's job even easier
For free, even!
>>14206328
ill be honest,
these day on 4chan I only go to three threads...
>>14206328
I'm not going to vote for you unless you gas the tanukis.
>>14206310
implying y isnt best girl
get out of here with your shit taste
>>14206335
...yes?
>>14206276
Why not just make up my own setting then which has more involved than just getting raped?
>>14206335
Because Mandrakes are a completely different girl.
Mandragora, remember?
>>14206349
And who's preventing you from doing just that, doofus?
>>14206349
Hi /mgg/ won't let me enjoy maledom kun.
>>14206228
>>14206229
>That Chesire thigh
>That Jabberwock thigh
And I know you have that pharaoh one out there somewhere. You're good at these man.
>>14206351
>A cross-breed with the upper body of a Mandragora and the lower body of an Alraune
>tfw you have ideas
>tfw you are just feeling lazy and don't want to write
uh oh
waifu wants tosuck mustard off your weinerwhile youeat some other condiment from her vagina
what do?
>>14206214
>>14206349
An author established setting provides a common frame of reference.
Nothing stopping you from doing your own thing.
>>14206367
Congratulations, you've created a flat Alraune whose screams drives men to rape.
>>14206380
Divorce her.
>>14206380
Get the pancake syrup.
>>14206380
Tell her that ketchup is likely to give her a yeast infection, and I don't want mustard anywhere near my dick.
>>14206379
>tfw you have ideas
>tfw you are writing
moping about it isn't going to change shit, anon. WRITE A SENTENCE DOWN.
>>14206379
Then why did you make that post it makes you exactly like every other anon here.
>>14206380
Obey. She wouldn't have been my waifu if I could do otherwise.
>>14206384
He created a flower.
>>14206367
Hello there.
>>14206264
>Huh. Oh well...
If it makes you feel any better, it's a transient position. The original Chief God, creator of all things, was a male. But he retired, and a comparatively inexperienced Goddess took up the role.
>>14206356
the monster under my bed.
>>14206319
I need another pillow bitch.
>>14206390
Nah.It's not that I don't want to, I am just honest to god tired from college.I'm just foggy you know?
>you will never rape a mandragora and listen to her scream
>>14206393
Beta as fuck.
>>14206379
>That feel when no ideas and no desire write
I feel empty. Maybe I summon a leanan sidhe to help me out. Just need to travel to somewhere were the barriers between universes are thin, right?
>>14206288
How much more mainstream can MGs go?
>>14206380
she better like Frank's Red Hot and/or Tabasco
>>14206405
That would be extremely painful
>>14206408
>wanting to go insane
>>14206398
He created a flower. That's the joke.
>>14206408
>berries
Hue
>>14206138
Fine, but I'm still going to sniff them through the air holes
>>14206411
When the news mentions them and they become popular on Facebook.
>>14206417
Bonding to one that makes you exceed your native potential in exchange for early death and loss of interest in humanity is something that ancients have been doing since the wee folk were common.
>>14206412
Ow.
>>14206412
>tabasco
>TABASCO
motherfucker no
>>14206291
It's from a movie, forget the name.
2 dudes find a girl with a cow tail, some people try to kill/capture her, they protect her, those fucked up things appear and fuck shit up, then let them leave unmolested as thanks for helping the girl.
>>14206434
>>14206412
>>14206412
I've never had Tabasco.
But then again cayenne pepper is my spice of choice.
>>14206442
Thale.
>back at fast food joint
>pocket anubis and tanuki are once again having a knock down drag out fight over what to get
>atleast the cashier is amused
>my pocket hotel cleaning squad has escaped my suitcase(they keep calling it motherbase ) and are apparently making the most of the incident by taking bets from the crowds
>well all but the leader,she's taken to running and diving into cover at random..least I think that's what she's doing, she could be tripping on the hem of her camo maid outfit with matching eyepatch...
>atleast she isn't trying to Fulton cleaning supplies anymore
>pocket kiki is behaving atleast
She's definitely getting a Sunday this time while I lecture the rest again..
>still better than the last trip to the grocery store
>>14206411
When monster girls come to the West as well and not being an exception.
>>14206442
>>14206457
Kinda want to watch that now.
There are people who wouldn't impregnate a centaur'sbreastpussy.
>>14206235
Rub those abs. I don't even care I she tears me apart for it.
>>14206468
It's on Netflix
What are you going to ask Yeti Claus for? You have been good this year, right?
>>14206478
It is technically still the pussy of a horse.
>>14206501
Motivation, hard drugs, or a way out. I'm not picky.
>>14206501Become real.
>>14206501
To give me a quick and merciful death.
>>14206501
I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then she's budy searching for it, I'd make my escape. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.
>>14206501
I'm going to ask her for a monster girl that will love me.
I don't care if it's something like an alp, I just want a monster girl that loves me and will be there for me at the end of the day.
But since she isn't real that won't happen.
>>14206501
Her paw in marriage.
>>14206243
>Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators.
> Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.
>>14206379
How about when you have an idea but don't know how you'd start or end it?
I wan to write a story about some guy finally returning from the war after about five years after its end, practically dragged back to civilization by old friends who've all already settling down with husbands and wives living full, healthy lives.
He and they were all a part of the legendary mercenary band who saved the world, and he has spent the last half decade trying to search for their Commander (his best friend) who disappeared in the final battle. So he's welcomed back with open arms by everyone, sees friends again, yet suffers from some minor PTSD and powerful fear that he failed to save the only person who ever truly believed in him.
So I'd want to build a definite contrast between someone fighting and failing to stoke that call to abandon this new life, and he part within that wishes to finally settle down and forget the war.
>>14206501
For monstergirls to be real. Or another bookshelf.
>>14206514
I could be your Alp anon
>>14206501
A pile of alps. I don't know if I've been good though...
>>14206517
I know, right.
>>14206514
>something like an alp
Anon woke up Christmas morning to find that he himself had become the alp. Always be specific when making wishes.
>>14206526
Why exactly do you want a pile of Alps?
>>14206535
He's gay.
>>14206535
Not him but Alp cuddle piles are nice and comfy.
>>14206535
I would think alps are the equivalent to getting coal. Or you know, what that other anon said.
>>14206535
He could sell them and make a small fortune.
>>14206535
he's
taking one for the team
for every alp in the pile, there's one less that
someone else has to deal with
>>14206521
Plan it out, write a bit and see if you like it, come back to it when stumped. Rewrite. Research.
>>14206541
They're better when you add in a bunch of cakes and sweets until their nice and soft.
>>14206546
Damn it Kirk, type normally
No one speaks how you do
What monster girl would make the best pizza?If your answer is Dragon you suck dick.
>>14206542
>not being good
>still getting a pile of succubutts
Not seeing the drawbacks.
>>14206553
Salamanders
>>14206542
>I would think alps are the equivalent to getting coal
Funny and true.
>>14206553
Alps!
>>14206552
Fuck you! Now I've read it in Shatner's voice.
>>14206553
Hellhound.
>>14206556
>pile of male succubi
No thanks.
>>14206521
What does this have to do with monster girls.
>>14206565
>male succubi
>>14206566Tons of monster girl waifus to help him forget, obviously.
>>14206553
A fast-talking Italian Lamia.
>>14206563
Hellhounds would make terrible pizza. Hell they would make terrible food in general.
>>14206563
I feel like Hellhounds would make better Barbecue than they would Pizza.
>>14206553
Italian Scylla.HOLY FUCK CAPTCHA THOSE ARE BAGELS NOT DOUGHNUTS
>>14206567
If that little faggot Selim can be one, I don't see how alps aren't the same damn thing.
>>14206504
Yeti Claus leaves you with a photo of her and Shia LaBeouf side by side doing the DO IT pose
>>14206508
She leaves a small gift box under your tree, inside is one of her personal blue scarves and a note saying "Maybe someday". You feel unusually warmer when you wear the scarf
>>14206512
She drops a small basket at your front door, inside is a baby Ushi Oni wrapped in a blanket, you will either raise this Ushi daughteru and become happy or the Ushi will kill you when she's older
>>14206513
Yeti Claus delivers a new experimental bug killer, on her way out she takes a Dale's Dead Bug hat to wear
>>14206514
She delivers a small present with a DVD, the disc contains her own custom MGQ variant where all routes lead to Yeti love
>>14206516
Yeti Claus gives you a big hug while you're sleeping, you wake up wondering where white fur shed came from
>>14206523
Yeti Claus silently sneaks in a bookshelf containing several of her favorite doujins and Yeti figurines
>>14206526
She leaves a small scribbled note on your chest that says "das gay" and eats all of your cookies
>>14206579
Ah, so you're retarded. Should have said so from the start.
>>14206575
Oh shit that would be nice.
>>14206581
>She delivers a small present with a DVD, the disc contains her own custom MGQ variant where all routes lead to Yeti love
Well I'm killing myself.
>>14206587
Do it already or stop posting.
>>14206581
I liked it better when Santa didn't exist.
>>14206581
>her favorite doujins
What's her taste like?
>>14206581
>Yeti Claus gives you a big hug while you're sleeping, you wake up wondering where white fur shed came from
That's not exactly what I wanted.
>>14206595
>Bob "The Beast" Sapp
>>14206584
>likes alps
>calling anyone else retarded
>>14206581
Yeti Claus sucks.
>>14206581
Return to your home, please:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Mountain
>>14206596
She's already married to Mr. Claus, it was never meant to beYou find a gift containing a weekend pass to a ski resort, Yeti Claus just happens to choose the mountain with the highest population of Yeti skiers and snowboarders and advises you to "act cold"
>>14206584
You seem to have a high opinion of yourself, Alpfag.
>>14206602
I don't follow.
>>14206614
I don't even know how to ski anyway so I'll probably fall in the snow right away.
>>14206619Bob Sapp's mahogany man molasses in fluff tunnel
>>14206624
Exactly.
>>14206584
>he/she lover looking down on anyone
Am I on Tumblr?
>>14206624
>stay on the bunny slopes with the Wendigos and Yeti kids
>fall down
>Wendigo ski patrol sounds the siren to save you
>the falls aren't even that bad but the Wendigos come every time to help you up
>>14206571
It takes a special kind of person to be a delivery man in MGC.
I hope there's hazard pay.
http://pastebin.com/R0T2DQPJ
I made a paste of that demon daki greentext from last thread. I hope it get continued.
What kind of look would a yandere MG have on her face when she sees you (the man she loves most) eating some food she made (which she put her blood into) for the first time?
>>14206635
I hope so. Whatever happened to apophis boss anyway?
>>14206635
>that Dragon baker thing from many threads ago will never be continued because that writefag kept getting sick
>>14206637
Heart shaped eyes?
>>14206629
Of courshe. This is alp general.
>>14206633
>"Sir! Sir! Slow down! You're going to fast! Wait for me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf3p0WGS5mc
>>14206637
>>14206637
A look of shock as she sees a hole in her chest and her blood spraying out of her body at an alarming speed.
>>14206653
How can I filter your comments? Seriously, they are so cringe.
>>14206653
Calm that edge son.
>>14206501
Santa is a fat Elf Milf thank you very much.
>>14206581
EE SAMA did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGbUhM7sJYY
>All these people betting on Yeti Claus.
Krampus is the one you should be bargaining with! Maybe get her to overlook that time you rode on a train without paying your fare?
>>14206553
I prefer to say I suck tail-tip.
>>14206674
Why does EE have such a punchable face?
>>14206288
Yeah I'd fuck that
>>14206653
It wasn't even her menstrual blood.
>>14206688
I'm not a masochist; I'll pass.
>>14206501
I honestly can't think of anything
Houri casting a spell directly on yourprostateso you can cum much more and cumflate her.Yes, her finger goes in for an instant.
y/n?
>>14206736
FUCK. OFF.
>>14206736
n
Not my thing. I'd rather just drink a potion of greater discharge.
REMOVE KNIFE EAR remove knife ear
>>14206736
Finger? Why even bother. Just go for the whole potato. Go big or go home right?
>>14206736
Nah, that sounds like a spell I can learn on my own.One I can start stacking
>>14206736
>>>/gfd/
And stay out.
![ffxiv20140811220456176[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HG2HgYo.png "ffxiv20140811220456176[1].png")
I want to marry Siren from ARR!!!
>>14206745
>you will never sire daughterus with a P'Orc and an Elf
>>14206762
I hope you keep them separated. God knows what the elf would do to the P'orc when you aren't watching.
>>14206767
I want to mix an elf and a p'orc for maximum meat.
>>14206767
Likedo her hair and nails?
>>14206767
Wrassling.
Wrassling while dressed as Luchadoras. That's all.
>>14206762
Those oppai. There must be magical forces greater than my comprehension at work here to keep her spine from snapping.
>>14206769
>elf
If you mean merging, you want a troll, elves are not meaty.
>>14206773
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Alp club's two blocks down
Is it okay to talk about Seras? She is a Vampire after all.
>>14206776
2D magic nigga.
>>14206778
That's how you get the meat.
You merge the two and get a meaty elf.
>>14206776
Mamano Mana
>>14206757
I'd rather Garuda.
Or one of the Lamiae the Allagans made.
>>14206782
>Is it okay to talk about Seras?
Nigga that's like asking people if its ok to talk about best girl, because that's the exact question you're asking.
>>14206809
>rip van winkle
>>14206776
>TOBLERONE
Only natural for bad things to happen to elves.
>>14206773
I'd pay to see that.
>>14206816
>TOBLERONE
NO. BAD!
>>14206762
Could be bigger.
>>14206826
I would post Elves with HUGE titties, but they aren't worksafe unfortunately.
On the subject of Elves. How come MGE Elves get little attention?
>>14206830
A shame, breeding elves are best elves.
Best in bed, best in snuggling.
